#sanguine stop being dramatic I'll make vaermina hit you
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Sheogorath: She's it for me. Alvivecia is it. But I can't pursue her, I just can't. She deserves better than me.
Sanguine: So what are you going to do?
Sheogorath: Imagine bumping into her in Tamriel in five years, with a husband? And Alvivecia tells me she's a painter, and they live in Blacklight now?
Sanguine: We'd have to kill that guy.
Sheogorath: Yeah, and we'd get caught, I'd get the electric chair.
Sanguine: And I go to prison as your accomplice. And I'd have to wear that really heavy denim, or that bright orange, and that would really wash me out, you know, I'm pale enough already. And I'd go to the cafeteria line, with the guy who slops those mashed potatoes onto your plate. Go to the bathroom, in front of hundreds of people.
Sanguine: Sheo, you gotta talk to the Nerevarine!
#first of all who is going to arrest a daedric prince?#sanguine stop being dramatic I'll make vaermina hit you#sheogorath#oc: oromis#shivering isles#oc: alvivecia sithola#nerevarine#moondust#sanguine#daedric princes#nerevar queue and star#incorrect quotes#incorrect elder scrolls#incorrect oblivion quotes#incorrect morrowind quotes#tes#the elder scrolls#morrowind#oblivion#the elder scrolls iv: oblivion#the elder scrolls iii: morrowind#source: seinfeld
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