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[kirlias452]

The gangreen gang deserves some smooches 💋

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[jikothemartian-z]

Jiko wear Cow costume in front of Snake :3

[wamulu-gorillaz]

Hello!! I found your blog a couple days ago and I'm absolutely in love with your writing! Anyways, could we get some headcanons for the gang's reactions to their s/o coming home after they just got beaten up in a fight? Just whichever characters you feel like writing for :3

Thank you so much! It’s always so encouraging to read that people actually like what I write bahaha. This is my first set of full Gangreen Gang headcanons - I hope you like them!

Ace:

He’s concerned when he sees you. Hands on his hips, he lets out a big sigh as his eyes take in the sight

‘Oh boy... I hate t’ see what the other guy looks like...’ - it’s his poor attempt at lightening the situation

He’s secretly yearning to pull you into his arms and to just hold you, but he’s worried he’ll break whatever bones you have left

He’s equally angry, resisting every urge to go out and find the mother hugger who did this to you

He cleans you up ever-so-gently, replacing your tattered clothes with some of his own. For the rest of the night, you’re sat together in bed, cuddling. As you watch Netflix, he’s silently plotting some kind of revenge

Snake:

Is immediately panicking the very second he sees you

Probably overwhelms you with the countless questions and concerns; ‘Are youss okay??’ ‘Whatss happened?!’ ‘Why didn’t youss call me??’ ‘Who didss thisss???’

Checks over your entire body to see the full damage before he  works out what he needs to do

He cleans you up in the kitchen while he makes your favourite meal. Every time he walks past you to get to the stove or the cupboard, he places a gentle kiss on your forehead - or wherever it doesn’t hurt

Over dinner, he lets you speak and tell him what happened. This time, he’s quiet and doesn’t outwardly show his concern. But on the inside, he’s breaking

Arturo:

Doesn’t seem to react in an outwardly emotional way

He takes one look at you and heads to the bathroom to run you a bath. Then comes back out only to take your hand and lead you into the bathroom

He helps you get undressed and into the warm bath. He joins you in the water and he starts cleaning you up

When you’re starting to look like yourself again, he says ‘tell me’ in a firm, but comforting voice, like a concerned mother. He sits there with you in his arms and listens. Just listens. 

Once you’re finished, he doesn’t say much else but he gets you both dry and under some warms blankets for some serious cuddle time. When. you’ve fallen asleep, he texts Ace that they need to make a plan of revenge

Grubber:

He’s unbelievably wild with anger when he sees you. This is the first time you’ve ever seen him so furious, signing to you that he would hunt down the people who did this to you

YOU have to be the one to calm him down, using whatever strength you have left 

He listens to you eventually, and he pulls out a first aid kit and a book to help clean and stitch you up. When it’s all finished, he signs again that he’d like to avenge what happened to you

When you say no again, he seems to give up and orders some pizza instead. He fetches your favourite pyjamas while you wait and then sets the two of you up on the couch

He’s not usually one to watch TV but he puts on your favourite trashy show and wraps his arms around you while you watch. Little do you know that he’s texting the rest of the Gangreen Gang about his plan for revenge

Billy:

Immediately bursts into tears when he sees you

Without thinking, he pulls you into a squeezing hug, which probably causes you a lot of pain 

Pushing through the tears, he sits you down in his favourite beanbag chair and tucks you under a heavy, comforting blanket

Then he surrounds you with ALL the stuffed toys and puts on your favourite tv show while he makes you your favourite warm beverage

As you sip at your beverage and watch your favourite show, he gently cleans you up, still softly sobbing about the fact that someone hurt you

[lunatic-pudge]

Snake Headcanons Cause He Deserves More Love

• I'm with everyone with the idea of him becoming a tattoo artist. He def started out by doing stick and pokes and worked his way up. He only tattoos the other members of Gangreen Gang though. I can also see him doing mostly traditional Japanese tattoos, it's his way to connect to his Japanese roots.

• Will literally wear anything and everything, no matter what it is, and he damn well knows how to pull a dress/skirt off too. I like to believe that as he got older, he started going down a more alt-esque fashion. I'm not sure what but maybe a mall goth or some type of punk style. But what's gonna stop him from going gothic lolita?

• Also is a makeup pro. Always has a face of makeup on, with painted nails too! Though it can be rough with him having such rugged skin.Will gladly help the gang if they ask him for makeup help. I can see him and Arturo bonding over makeup.

• I see him as being the most cruel of the gang. Like Ace has more empathy than him. I'm sure Snake has a heart at times but I feel that being out on the streets commiting crimes has harden him and made him year for more. He will do anything and everything to get what he wants and to come out on top if that makes sense.

• So with that being said, any type of relationship with him I see as a Romeo and Juliette type situation, or maybe even a Bonnie and Cylde, depending on the S/O. He's the person your parents don't want you being with. There'd be lots of sneaking out, partying, petty crimes, ect. You ain't coming home til the sun starts rising. You'll be out doing all sorts of shenanigans but you'll be having fun regardless.

• Def a protective type, with the gang and a S/O. Will throw hands if anyone messes with the people he loves. He's kinda a weakling so he may not win the fight but it's the thought that counts, right? We love a protective Snek.

• But do remember that sometimes he's not the smartest person in the group at times. He tends to speak before he thinks and will act without realizing, which has lead to many punches from Ace. So because of that, he tends to expect getting hit for his mistakes. He'll love you forever once he realizes that you aren't gonna hurt him for acting/speaking out. Plz give him love :(

• If I'm Correct, in PPGZ his family is wealthy. So I'd like to think that during the summer, his mom would take him to Japan to see his family (no dad though, I just can't really see him having a dad). He hates having to leave the gang for a while but he always makes sure to stay in touch with them and bring them each a gift back so they feel included. And since he goes to Japan so frequently, he has a pretty good with speaking, reading, and writing Japanese (with occasional mistakes). Has probably tried to teach the gang Japanese but failed horribly. Would def teach them curse would and other offensive things.

• Is surprisingly a pretty decent cook. He may not be the best but he at the very least knows what he's doing. He and Billy would be deligated to cooking for the gang, and yes, pink frilly aprons will be worn.

• When it comes to sleeping, his bed is LITTERED with pillows and blankets. Has a heating blanket that is under his sheet he uses to heat his bed up. Will wrap himself in many blankets just to keep warm, since he's constantly cold. May or may not has a stuffed animal in his bed that he got as a gift from his grandma. And you best believe that you'll get a good nights rest in his bed cause of how comfortable it is. Sleeping for him is decent but he tends to have nights where he just can't seem to sleep. Those nights he'll spend with the gang causing mischef.

[wamulu-gorillaz]

I would like a gang greengang matchup please if possible!^^

I'm a 5'7 multiracial (Korean, Japanese, African American, and Native) nonbinary who uses all pronouns! I'm lightskinned, I have brown almond shaped eyes, I've not naturally short wavy/curly dark brown hair that I sometimes get braided, I've got a gap in between my two front teeth, and I occasionally get acrylics done.

I can only describe my style as emo forest hippie (tie dye, bell Bottoms and whatnot).

Some of the stuff I love are games (but horror games and RPGs are my favorite), I love horror movies, I love to draw, write, and sing sometimes! (And also play my Ocarina). I also really like snakes and rabbits, they're both just so cute to me. I love to collect random stuff (like grass and rocks) just for no reason other than it's collectable

I love forests so much!! Especially ones that either look haunted or ones that like mystical and enchanted, I love fantasy type stuff and things set in a giant forest!

I love to listen to alternative music (stuff like Gorillaz, Metallica, Queen, Paramore, and Halestorm) i love to just jam out and headbang to my favorites.

Thank you so much for the matchup!^^ I hope this was good enough!

Snake!

- He considers you to be the most ethereal being he’s ever laid eyes on. Your aesthetic so magical to him

- He’s a little bit of a chicken when it comes to exploring forests together but he braves the wild just to have an afternoon picnic with you

- The games stuff is more in his comfort zone. The RPGs are a nice escape from the real world and he’s so grateful to you for having introduced them