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only the best corps members get put in the Sinner Spinner™

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the app updated I can see the fun checks now.

I'm sorry I'm a loser and exclusively use mobile tumblr so I can't see the fun checkmarks

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brain currently fried hbu

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Extremely Important Valentines/ Discount Chocolate Day Question

I've come to realize I worded my poll weirdly and I can't edit the poll options so now I'm just redoing it but smalllerrrr

dear future self, never use "horizontal" and "vertical" to describe KitKats it's really dumb.

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WAKE UP BABES NEW SPLATOON 3 TRAILER JUST DROPPED

Here's a breakdown of everything I caught while scrubbing through the gameplay portion of the Splatoon 3 Chill Season 2022 Trailer! This post concerns ONLY the weapons revealed in the trailer, nothing else.

Here's the trailer if you missed it:

Weapons Returning for Chill Season:

Forge Splattershot Pro with Suction Bombs as its sub weapon and Booyah Bomb as its special weapon.

Tentatek Splattershot with Splat Bombs as its sub weapon but no confirmed special weapon

Dapple Dualies Nouveau with Torpedo as its sub weapon but no confirmed special weapon.

NEW WEAPONS Revealed for Chill Season:

Splattershot Pro Variant, I've been seeing people mix this up with the Forge Splattershot Pro, but as seen in the image below, the two are using different specials in the same shot. The new SP has Killer Wail 5.1 as its special and no sub weapon to be seen.

Note the distinctive orange cone shaped nozzle on the end of the Forge SP.

Luna Blaster Variant with Fizzy Bombs as its sub but yet again no confirmable special.

Mini Splatling Variant with Toxic Mist as its sub weapon and Big Bubbler as its special "weapon".

A new Roller with a very wide paint spread while rolling and a decently long vertical flick. It's unclear to me weather this is a variant of a roller type we already have or a new type of roller altogether. I also couldn't spot it using its sub or special weapons, so those will be a surprise to me.

Last but certainly not least is a new and very strange Charger. It appears to work entirely differently to the other weapons in its class, as it can fire multiple shots per charge. With a two shot kill time it is already being called a better Bamboozler. The charger cannot be seen using a sub weapon and has Tacticooler as a supportive special.

That's All!

This whole trailer has me extremely hype; I really can't wait to finally have a useable sub weapon on Splattershot Pro. I'm personally a little disappointed that Carbon Roller Deco won't be coming back yet, but this new roller will hopefully be a good supplement for my favorite damage combo in all of Splatoon. See you all December 1st, good luck finishing your catalogues!

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Scalpers deserve a special layer in hell.

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Personal headcanon that in the fnaf verse sometime between fnaf 1 n fnaf 3 there was a franchised location totally separate from any missing children's incidents that ran a "The Last Blockbuster" style Twitter profile while FE corporate was going under

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There needs to be a website that lists all the weird transphobic jokes in standup specials. the netflix descriptions are never enough of a warning.

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Hey There!

This is an intro post to guide new visitors through my blog's tags, this post will change every once in a while to best reflect the content of this page.

*Note: I don't tag reblogs unless I want to add a joke or content warning

My tags and what they mean:

sandposs.txt - Text posts

sandposs.jpg - Image posts that are NOT art

sandposs.png - Image posts that ARE art/ my art tag!

sandposs.polls - Poll posts

And that's it for now! This list will remain pinned to the top of my blog for anyone who may need it.

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ah shit I'm being consumed by the gender fog

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Love how literally everyone in hermitblr predicted Doc would claim his perimeter as an independent state.

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Saw Thor: Love and Thunder for the second time in 24 hours and just now realized at the end of the movie Thor is literally living in an RV spaceship.

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I already miss Splatoon 3's Hydra Splatling, that booyah bomb is too good.

and I miss them too

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Physics and particle simulations are my baby sensory videos