#sanddaddysoot x you

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a new beginning.

1.3k words

sanddaddysoot x reader

comedy

for @zooone , their alts name is sanddaddysoot, i made this after a slip up i made and thought it was funny :)

You watched as your character disintegrated into little bits and pieces which were the remnants of your inventory fell onto the ground. A big pop up flashed on your screen as Rank #2. A laugh erupted not a second later from your opponent's little character, who had won #1 Battle Royale Victory in Fortnite. Your hands flying to the table, a flurry of angry sounds erupted from your room. 

“BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME.” The player named Sanddaddy_x_soot.69 screeched with competitiveness and laughter. “LOSER.” Their character started to pull various emotes on your dead body, not seeming to care about your feelings.

You, on about 15 bottles of Fortnite Slurp Juice from your sippy cup, started to yell with such a ferocity only known from a Ninja watcher with only 1 hour of sleep a day with a logged on 23 hours on various FPS games. Your winning streak was a good 2 in a row, and this person reset your counter. 

“FIGHT ME. 1V1. NOW. MIC UP.” You screamed through voice chat at the character dancing on you still. 

Another bellow from Sanddaddy_x_soot.69 came out with a thunder in agreement. A little friend request came through on the side bars, coming both from discord and your fortnite account. 

You started ringing Sanddaddy_x_soot.69 on discord. As soon as the little connecting logo disappeared, noise coming from both ends of the call started coming out. A good 2 minutes went by, not calming down from the anger from you and the laughter coming from sanddaddysoot. Both of you somehow went quiet at the same time. 

Your shitty wifi finally got you two into the match. You both mumbled out at the same time, “I hate you.” 

Awkward silence coated the arena. You played through the first 5 minutes in utter silence. 

Sheer long unrequited silence. Your mind caught yourself anticipating sanddaddysoot to come out behind you at any time, you on the edge of your seat. You hated Sanddaddysoot more than anything. They made fun of you. They were toxic. So why did they excite you? Why were you excited to finally meet up with those pixels on the screen? Pathetic, you thought to yourself.

While you were lost in thought, you let your awareness slip. Now, Sanddaddysoot was 10 pixels away from you and you just immediately pulled out a grenade in utter fear.  Sanddaddy_x_soot.69 was completely silent, seeming deep in thought themselves. 

The grenade was cast. Your Blue Fortnite Slurp juice was splattered onto the table. The splash text #1 flashes across your screen. You’d won. 

You slammed your table again, your 20$ mic falling off and breaking. Although, this time, Sanddaddysoot was quiet. They didn’t make a sound, except for a very quiet “Rematch.”

“Why should I? I won. You lost.” You said with poison dripping from your words.

“Just do it.” They mumbled. 

Maybe this time you were a bit too mean. Your inner softie uwu showed for just a brief second and you said “sowwy my alpha. My omega wittle baby self didnt mean t

Maybe this time you were a bit too mean. Your inner softie uwu showed for just a brief second and you decided to say your apologies. “Look, I’m really sorry darling, but-” 

Oh shit. 

“Darling?”

“I didn’t mean to say that.” You replied with almost a pleading voice, not to blow your well constructed cover. 

“Sure. Sure you didn’t.” Sanddaddysoot mumbled, starting to get slightly less uncomfortable with being around you. You could almost tell the warmth in their voice if you squinted hard enough. 

“I swear!” You replied with a slight stammer. A blush creeping up on your face that you attributed to your hot room. Sanddaddysoot laughed.

You both then had a brief moment of silence, before both of you asking at the same time “1v1 again?”

So, the rounds kept going on and going on. You learned more about sanddaddysoot, like the fact that they have this obsession over a british minecraft youtuber (they seemed rather fond of his feet), more of their personality shown out as you could clearly tell that they were romantically involved with a color. That should tell you enough of them, you thought to yourself. Yet you and sanddaddysoot seemed to have a stunning connection with each other, but every time there still was still a competitive tension between you two. The times you had won, sanddaddysoot would be silent for 2 seconds, and then start talking about that british dudes feet. When they had won, they would also attribute their win to “wilburs long toes giving them a long win streak.” Hours and hours passed like this. You somehow learned everything there is to know about that dudes feet, you got to see every picture of it too. 

But, as soon as you got into the call with Sanddaddysoot, you had barely noticed the 10 hours passing by. Your desk was broken in multiple places, your slurp juice had stained your computer and left a crusty residue on there, your mic was barely holding on by a thread, yet you were still having fun with your enemy. Wasn’t it weird? The person who you were aiming to kill 10 hours ago now seemed very… nice. 

Maybe Sanddaddysoot wasnt so bad afterall. 

They must have read your mind in and out, since then they started going on a rant about how amazing and cool they were. 

“My height is just unrequited by any other, no one else can beat me the alpha wolf gamer secret lost princess never will be loved-”

“I could love you, more than anyone before you.” You blurted out in desperation.

Whoops. 

They seemingly ignored it though, as they only paused for a moment before continuing the rant. 

“... loved only by very beta cuck tory prince…”

Why did they ignore you? Were you not good enough for them? What did you do wrong in your speech, you had(n’t) crafted it to perfection, and they just ignore your love?

“...so then i said ‘goofy ahh clown feet are my favorite’ and then he roundhouse kicked me in the left arm…”

Did they truely hate you? What happened between your relationship, no, friendship, no, acquaintanceship, no, rivalry? Did they not care about you?

“...then a fucking goblin came out of nowhere and said ‘your world is mine, omega peasant. Hand over your 2002 Toyota Corollas. You cannot resist. So then I made out with that sexy gamer chad alien…”

Where were you in their world? It didn’t seem to exist. Your hands went motionless, something odd for someone jacked up on 1000 grams of caffeine and fortnite slurp juice which basically you’d stuffed with sugar. Your eyes trembled, bright blue tears threatening to fall just like you would if you didn’t get your caffeine fix. 

You closed a tab on your barely functioning computer, closing multiple screens of fortnite r34 and ninja videos. 

“...and anyways, this is just my long winded way of saying i love you more than anything my honey schmoops stinky poo poo bear mullet daddy uwu <3”

Wait. Hold it just a second. What?

“What the fuck? Did you just call me mullet daddy?” Your question rang through your microphone and into sanddaddysoots ears.

“Yes. Look, y/n, i've loved you ever since the time I first killed you in that first round, and it might be too soon to say this, but will you be the daddy to my sanddaddysoot?”

Well, things sure changed around, you thought quietly.

“I-I-I, yes!” you exclaimed. Your day brightened up like an LED light bulb. 

“Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can we watch beastars??? Its my favorite anime ive watched like 30 times already!!” 

“Yes.” You blatantly said, not really thinking as much as you should be, just jumping for joy that your rival, no, lover is now with you. 

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never in my life have i ever played fornite before so sorry if i got some wrong hahah also i kinda got writer block'd at the end sorry but i hope this made you want to murder me (in fornite!!!!) :)

[sunshine-on-marz]

Sippy cups

Tommyinnit x Reader

Ok, it was a stupid idea, but so was most things you and Tommy did at 4am on a Sunday. You were both running through the isles of a 24 hour grocery store grabbing baby food and formula (let’s pretend there’s no shortage) and also some sippy cups. Yours was (favorite color) with a (second favorite color) cap and his was bright red with an off-white cap. You both were planning on doing a dumb stream where you ate baby food, one of you was going to vomit for sure but oh well. He leaned to the side and kissed your temple. “My sweet girl, thanks for doing this shit with me” his whispers made you giggle and you turned to kiss him on the nose, responding “no place I’d rather spend 4am on a Sunday”. The both of you burst out laughing and didn’t stop until you got to the self check out. You bought everything in the cart, the total was 75$, which was definitely a lot, but that’s fine, any amount of money was worth spending to have a fun experience with each other. The ride back home was full of yelling and laughter, the two of you screaming sings like Roadtrip and Your New Boyfriend , it was fun but definitely not as fun as the foolishness that was about to go down. Tommy got out his laptop and pulled up his OBS and StreamLabs, “WHATS UP CHAT! WE’RE BACK WITH MORE BULLSHIT” you lost your mind laughing at that intro, you introduced yourself to chat (not like you needed to, chat loves you and even asks for you every time Tommy does an IRL stream without you) there was lots of excitement because ��OMG bestie is here!” and “yess girlfriend-innit has returned!” The two of you giggled at the chat and started mixing the formula in the sippy cups, you both took a sip, you swallowed and gagged, Tommy straight up spit it out and started dry heaving. Yea, this was not smart. You went over to him and patted his back as he finished coughing. He stopped coughing and started laughing “this was fucking stupid!” You looked at him with a quirked eye brow and remarked “ya think?” The two of you finished stream after 2 hours and sat on the couch. He posted his “had fun, thanks for the love” tweet and turned off his phone. He looked at you, basically had stars in your eyes when you looked back at him. He was so in love.

Ok so this was fully self-indulgent because I wanna do dumb shit with my partner- * cough * @z0vamp * cough * ANYWAYS- yea I really had fun with this and hope you liked it!

Tags: @luciddreaming2 @lyssys @pebblebrainlovejoy @zooone @harbingerofheartbreak @jovielove @jubiilee13 @h-e-l-l-o-h-i @sanddaddysoot @sexsellz

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oh no!!!!! dont do that.... i really wouldnt like to see that.. it definitely wont make my entire month.... that /j should totally not be removed......

@noctuaee this was the worst thing to wake up to

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punches you

cmon and try :angel: i will write that sanddaddysoot x reader rn and ill make it so horrible that you cant look away ^^

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AWWWH THANK YOYJ!!!! i was just things inking about it and i realized that you are just so amazing at writing??? like holy shit i used to be such a big fan bro i used to read your fics religiously (most of them i have read like. 3 times. and some even more. honk mimimim) and now we are friends???? best, even??? and for fresaking out everytime i draw something (onky 1 person has ever done that for me before ^_^) or write something (that sanddaddysoot x reader was a masterpiece and u know you liked it 😇😁 right???? because it was so accurate??????)

the reason that we became friends so fast is because i am cool sexy hot awesome a literal magnet cool funny kind wholesome definitely wholesome caring funny an icon did i say sexy because i’m hot cool and sexy /j

i could be completely pure and wholesome and i’d bet you’d totally like it 😇 having no one to talk to about. siren. and his ti-😇 i’m giving you a pass for 1 full day where i’m just wholesome and crap but the wholesome me will be here whenever you ask ^_^ (i’m not backing down on the feet though 😡)

n e ways i am so happy at this that you thought this of me!!!!!!!!!! you are so amazing and fungy and just so zone!!! even though you have some blown out obsession of a random brits bare feet, it’s ok!!! i still love you!!!!/p 😇

me. coughs. rev. hacks on a hairball. ^U^

regret /J /J

well, okay, my first thought was "oh my god this person is genuienrly the coolest im shskaing",.., because wow!! no ones ever made art of the stupid things ive written, or made references to shit i made, or, in fact, bought things because of it.,.

because yk thats how i act to fics i really like! my gf and i make references and stuff to all of the little wilbur fics we read together,, for a while i based my whole personality off of this one oc from an oc x wilbur fic i read, and i even wanted to change my preferred name to something that started with c because the ocs name was started wjth a c,, i started wearing a lot of clothing that fics described Y/N to wear,,, i made fanart, references, all that jazz. and to see someone doing all that stuff for me?!?? holy shit. i was in utter awe. i thought it was the absolute sweetest!!1

and now that you,,, arent as wholesome,., we'll say,., thats okay!! i still adore you as a person and artist and writer even (sort of. after reading the sand daddy x reader,. mm..,. /J /LH) and you act a lot like the friends ive known for yyears!! i feel like we've clicked together so easily and so quickly like wow thats like once in a lifetime

no matter how much youre the absolute meanest to me ily rev <3 /p