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[77shaya77]

First round. Men version. CHOOSE YOUR (Simping) DESTINY!!!

Them bachelors... ❤️

Jinguji is officially a hunting ground, now.

So, what's your number? 😝

[sapphim]

ive heard it before but id LOVE to hear how eydis became queen of orzammar and also how she handles the blight after her crowning :eyes emoj:

Oh yeah!! Orzammar is a blast because, at the end of everything, considering I moved Orzammar after the Landsmeet, everyone finally gets some insight into why Eydis happens to be Like That jkdjs;s

Cut for length!

So Eydis Aeducan is. Terrible lmfao. She’s privileged and snotty and ruthless and selfish, and was originally created for the purpose of having a Darkest Timeline worldstate. Transplanting her into the multi-warden worldstate has been, transformative. Because going up against some of the personalities of the other wardens, she is actually forced - forced!! - to undergo character growth. Whereas in her solo worldstate where she is free to be as bossy as she likes she learns approximately absolutely nothing whatsoever.

So Eydis is, an expert at playing the stupid games stupid dwarven nobles play. She actually quite respects that Bhelen was able to pull one over on her even though she was aware that he was planning something. He may be a little shithead, but a clever one, apparently. Credit where credit is due.

So when they return to Orzammar, she’s riding the high of having overthrown the government of Ferelden and is absolutely determined to lay claim to the throne that is fucking hers by right, whatever it takes.

Immediately she launches on the offensive. Loudly accuses Bhelen of Trian’s murder and publically cozies up with Harrowmont’s camp, like, “obviously I have lost my caste so you are my option of choice to seek revenge on Bhelen for the deaths of my father and brother and I will support your claim in my father’s name.” Secretly goes to Bhelen like “look, don’t get me wrong on this, fuck you for everything, I don’t forgive you, but you’ve proven you have what it takes to play politics in Orzammar and I won’t let the throne fall out of Aeducan hands, so I’ll double cross Harrowmont to support your claim to the throne.” And then goes back to Harrowmont like, “hey, I told my shitheel brother I’m double crossing you but I’m actually triple crossing him mmkay.” They both know they’re both being played but they can’t quite figure out what her agenda is.

Paragon of Her Kind, blah blah blah. She makes grumpy dissatisfied noises about the group consensus to destroy the anvil, but she’s not gonna, like, fight them. Returns to Orzammar with crown in hand, bursts into the assembly chamber, great big dramatic showboating at length blah blah blah blah and both Bhelen and Harrowmont get the sinking sensation that they should probably stop her before she gets to her point but.

Eydis: And the great magnificent paragon caridin declared that the throne must remain in aeducan hands blah blah blah Bhelen: hopeful :)? Eydis: And said that none are up to the task of ushering in a new age of prosperity other than me blah blah blah Bhelen: >:oc

Yeah so anyway djkld;s they probably should have seen that coming at some point but they were powerless to stop her big dick energy. Eydis claims the throne, Harrowmont begrudgingly backs her. Bhelen and his men try to fight, but they’re swiftly put down and Bhelen is arrested. He’s so sure she’s going to execute him with extreme prejudice but she’s like “but fratricide is wrong dear brother (:” and has him banished to the deep roads instead. jkdjl;s;

Rozi Brosca for her part, has been, excessively anxious this entire time, because it took Eydis a long goddamn time to stop being a total fucking classist bitch to her, and seeing Eydis back in her element she gets, real worried, that she’s just going to revert back to being as awful as ever. But! Eydis is like, idk what you’re so concerned about, after all, you’re my sister in law now and I’ll be grooming our nephew to be my heir, calm down. (: Hey, I said that she’s learning, she’s by no means perfect, but like, one day at a time.

[casijaz]

BIRTH

BORF

[kirnet]

dating sim ask: 10/10 would smooch amara or odaahsa or osric

impeccable taste! 

[thedeadthree]

the leg urge to change up ur url jsjxjxjxk

[coldshrugs]

six sentence sunday

thank you for the tag @magebastard! the last thing i’ve worked on this week is the UB Goes Camping thing that harassed me for days. but here are a few sentences!

"You won't need that," Mason says. He's already got his tent rolled out in the flattest part of the clearing, stabbing the tethering spikes into the ground with rough punches of his hands. "Just bring your sleeping bag into mine."

Alma watches him work for a moment longer. The tent comes together pretty quickly -- he’s clearly done this more than once -- and looks like it could fit them both comfortably.

"Are you sure? What if you want some privacy?"

"Sweetheart, that's why we're over here. For privacy." Mason smirks while putting the rain cover over the tent, eyes sliding over to her. Her breath catches under the intensity of his stare, and how it lacks a bit of its usual heat. "I don't want privacy from you, Alma- I want privacy with you."

umm, it’s pretty late in the day but i’ll tag @apostatetabris @sandayuoda @impossible-rat-babies @consulaaris @thevikingwoman

[miragesbian]

sandayuoda -> glasshalla

[jt-artsandfics]

Welcome to Vexrins and Oda's Date night in Japan. I know this piece is a big spoiler of what's to come in mantis blades but I wanted to draw some soft stuff before I go to drawing Vishnu and his family.

So enjoy the boys

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Tag list @inkrabbit @simping-for-sandayu-oda @sandayuoda @clutch-nixon @gvitch @tobacco-flowers

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[uchihashisuii]

not me thinkin about changing my url to sandayuodas

[craseydreams]

tagged by @meichenxi, thank you!! i started this and then promptly left it in my drafts for over a week, so this is! outdated! (but i am loath to change most portions of this)

Rules: tag 9 people you’d like to get to know better! (my anxiety will not allow me to do this and in fact i received a spam email with the subject line: “Do not contact me I am not interested” immediately after i first saved this as a draft which felt like the universe communicating directly with me)

Last Song: 寒鴉少年/Jackdaw Boy, by 华晨宇/Hua Chenyu

Listen, this is an absolute banger of a theme and I watched the entirety of 斗破苍穹/Dou Po Cang Qiong just to figure out when they played it (alright no I also watched it because Xiao Zhan is styled in a waist-length braid and I am w e a k); it’s credited as the OPENING THEME on Wikipedia but it fucking is NOT and in FACT they only used it ONCE during a training montage VERY early on in the show which is WILD. If I were a cdrama, I would NOT shut up about this song.

you can listen to it here! i’m linking a live performance instead of the music video (even though the piano in the studio version is more... aurally satisfying? like when i first heard it and the first notes came in, i sat UP and took notice) because hua chenyu is such an interesting and committed performer, i could never get tired of him. anyway, i can no longer say 走吧 in a normal way, i must simply scream it like in the chorus

Last Movie: Yellow Rose! I have many thoughts on this film that I am still unable to articulate - all I can so far say is that I cried, very hard, and very often. 

Currently Watching: making my way downtown through 有翡/Legend of Fei, which is unfortunately very slow going as I’ve yet to really connect with it. I have maybe been rewatching The Good Place and Galavant instead.

Currently Reading: Tackling three (!) books rn, which I haven’t done since I was a kid and used to leave books like a trail of breadcrumbs all along the house.

1) The first two volumes of David Hawkes’ translation of 紅樓夢/Red Chamber Dream just arrived this week last week. This is out of filial duty (my mom will not stop telling me to read this) but also like a desire to reconnect with my heritage hurghsdf

2) The Discworld books, shoutout to Ash! I am likewise going in publication order and beginning with The Colour of Magic, although a lot of people seem to warn against it (including Neil Gaiman??), but even with the very little progress I’ve made, I know that I will love this. This writing feels like home.

3) Finally diving into The Song of Achilles, shoutout to Melissa, because I kept seeing your tags on cql gifsets with tsoa quotes and I knew I had to read it. 

tagging: @deer-earthworks @sandayuoda @benevolent-fairy-queen-squirrel @faeofthewood @ravenstag @clydetheshamelessdiva

[darkundiine]

#sandayuoda #Cyberpunk2077 #GoroTakemura  #Cyberpunk2077fanart  Good boy Oda🤤

[vague-humanoid]

@sandayuoda

[sapphim]

sebhawkebela: 1 - 6 for pre relationships; 1, 2, 5, and 8 for general; 1, 2, 5, 6 and 8 for love, 1, 8 and 9 hehehehe

[ship questions] guess this has been sitting in my inbox long enough huh (also pbbbbbbbbt)

Pre-relationship 1. How did they first meet? 2. What was their first impression of each other?

Bela's and Juniper's mutual first impression when they met at the Hanged Man was "is she flirting with me? she IS flirting with me. nice. im gonna tap that."

Juniper's first impression of Seb was "oh is he like a prince or something that's hot" but then her immediate and more important second reaction was "oh he's actually super lame he just wants to hang out in the chantry and talk about andraste all day nvm" and then she immediately forgot about him as soon as he left her field of vision.

mw Seb's first impression of Juniper was "oh this striking angel has appeared out of nowhere to avenge my family for me???" and then his immediate second impression was "oh. she's very mean."

Anyway Seb spent the next three years thinking about Juniper constantly he couldn't stop obsessing over her. Between acts 1 and 2 they had five additional meet-cutes. Juniper remembers absolutely none of them.

When you walk in on Seb and he's like "oh Hawke we were just talking about you :)" literally Seb hasn't once shut up about her and Elthina is so done with this conversation and Juniper's just like "do I know you"

3. Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Absolutely the fuck not. Nobody saw this coming. These three emotionally constipated idiots barely manage to communicate their feelings to each other, let alone anyone else. They're kinda all three easy to draw surface-level conclusions about to the point where even some of their friends never quite grok them. When Seb and Juniper get engaged their friends are like "oh okay so it's like a power thing for Hawke and a sex thing for Isabela and who knows what Sebastian's deal is (probably a sex thing)" and okay they're consenting adults and they can do whatever but like. Nobody under any circumstances thought to encourage this relationship. Except Merrill, who thinks they're cute when they're happy.

4. Who felt romantic feelings first? 5. Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Juniper and Isabela had a casual fwb relationship for three years before they would even almost admit to themselves that they had maybe caught feelings for each other, and it was another three years before they'd admit it to each other. Morons.

Seb resisted actually getting involved in the relationship for a long time, because, you know, he thought they were just teasing him but also he cannot indulge in anything in moderation and he got kicked out of his house for hoïng around and then his family all died so! You know!! But as soon as they do finally get thru to him he is like. "okay :) i love you forever and always"

6. If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

"sounds fake but ok"

General 1. Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go? 2. Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

Bela and Juniper didn't do dates they were just like ;D and then they hooked up and that was that.

Juniper and Bela invited Seb over to a date night at Hawke's estate in act 3 and he like. Went all out. Brought flowers and wine and cooked a meal for them. Memorized some poetry. And the girls were just like "dude take ur clothes off"

5. What’s their height difference? Age difference?

Bela and Seb are teeny tiny. They're pocket sized. They're like 5'1" and 5'5" (155 and 165 cm). Fight me. Juniper is like... not quite 6'0" but 5'9" (175cm) at minimum. Lanky bastard energy.

allow me to demonstrate

No real age difference. Seb and Bela are probably a few years older than Juniper, but they're all like... mid-late-20s at the start of the game and early-mid-30s at the end.

8. Who gets jealous easier?

Juniper's the possessive one. But they're not really jealous types? More like "why yes my partners are very attractive thank u for noticing"

Love 1. Who said “I love you” first?

Look, Sebastian says it right after they all hook up, which is definitely too soon, but it's also the moment Isabela and Juniper realize that they've been together six years and they still haven't said it to each other, so he kinda gets away with it.

2. What are their primary love languages?

Seb's the only one whose love language actually involves using his words. Isabela is very touchy-feely. Juniper, well, the gift giving joke is always there with Dragon Age protags, but tbh, acts of service, primarily in the form of personally destroying anyone who ever hurt, upset, or inconvenienced you. She's not gonna say she cares but it's not that hard to figure out.

5. Who’s better at comforting the other?

Not Juniper lol.

6. Who’s more protective?

Juniper lol.

8. What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

I skimmed thru my hawkebela playlist and The Pierces - We Are Stars got me feeling some kinda way so let's go with that.

Domestic Life 1. If they get married, who proposes?

Only Seb would be dumb enough to.

8. Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Bold of you to assume anyone's getting out of bed before noon.

9. Who’s the better cook?

Look at Sebastian... Does that look like a man who has ever cooked once in his life... No... He eats whatever slop the chantry serves and suffers in silence... When I said he learns to cook I was perhaps being overly generous... He "helps" Orana in the kitchen while she kindly pretends he's not getting in her way...

Isabela will eat or drink anything... She might not enjoy it and she might bitch about it but she cannot afford to have standards... so she does not... You don't live in a tavern in lowtown if you have standards or can cook for yourself... She has eaten boiled shoe leather at least once in her life...

As for Juniper... Do you think Leandra and Malcolm had any idea how to feed themselves when they eloped... absolutely not... A nice neighboring family probably had to take pity on them or they wouldn't survive the first winter... Plus Malcolm was always busy wrangling the girls and preventing things from catching on fire... so if anyone's learned any of Leandra's precious few homemaking skills... it's Carver... tbh he’s the only Hawke who can actually fend for himself...

What I'm saying is the bar is buried in the ground and they’re still tripping over it.

[miragesbian]

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This one goes to our Tumblr followers!

[sapphim]

WHAT did Cas do with that AI you find encased deep in the ice on Voeld

I had to load up a save to check and see what I ended up doing on this quest because I didn’t remember the conclusion, just that I had to walk away from my computer and take a fucking break in the middle of the cutscene. jkdjls;s;

Casper, like, really really really REALLY really wanted to make a good impression on the angara, like the Moshae, and Evfra, and Jaal, and oh also literally everyone else alive. But he did also choose to take the AI back to the Initiative because he thought that leaving her in SAM’s care to try to get information out of her was the best call, as opposed to a more diplomatic option. It did result in a preventable death and Evfra was cranky about it and the only person on his team who thought it was a good call (I checked the dialogue tree) was Jaal. But. Casper’s gay ass may consider it more important to impress Jaal than anyone else, so, y’know. It’s all good!!