#sand.txt

[sandparade-archive]

ok i made my new blog im @d9ad go follow me there!

[letmebegaytodd]

woke up at 3 this morning violently ill with a stomach bug that's been making the rounds in my household, and while i am miserable today (story of my week babey!) the upside is every time i fall back asleep i have increasingly weirder dreams that somehow always include a benny cameo

[the-stars-aligned-today-for-you]

the mystical encounter (bts)

drearydjun: how tf am i supposed to answer that fucking dumbass ihy making me all teary eyed ihy fuck you

sand.txt: Arsh, you seem to be a little overwhelmed, eh? No need to thank me, after all, I only speak truth.

[djsandstorm]

to elaborate i get sick real fast of what my friend calls “suburban hysteria” and i call the ‘white girl fear industrial complex’. both are accurate names. im talking about those tik tok videos of women boarding up their houses and installing fifteen locks on every door and window to keep out wendy williams voice The Killer when the real killer statistically is their husband they just locked themselves in with. women on reddit giving tips on how not to get human trafficked walking from your middle class office job to your car at 5:30pm in a wealthy part of town. “i can’t live in this area the crime map says there have been too many crimes this year” Melissa You Are Not Going To Be Stabbed By A Homeless Person That’s Not Real stop allowing yourself to be turned against your fellow man by a culture of fear and distrust!!! know your real enemies!!!! the cops!!!!!!! 🐷🐷🐷🐷

[0ccam]

we should bring back drawing faces on random objects. remember when you were small and you’d pull out like, 2 pencil topper erasers and 2 big erasers, and they’d all have faces on them and you’d call them a family? remember drawing little people on wood blocks? why’d we all stop doing that

[kageofthesand-blog]

happy bday :) hope its a good one...!

thank you very much! 

[sharkskinned]

HH

[sandparade-archive]

fanon jacobi: angsty gay

canon jacobi: YOU SAID YOU DIDNT MIND THE CHEESES

[sandparade-archive]

i just listened to the new wolf 359 and hey cutter get your gross ass hands off of captain lovelace right the hell now

[sandparade-archive]

whomst the fuck else wants a shirt that says “not a girl” on it

[sandparade-archive]

im gay for romantic music

[sandparade-archive]

i feel like i want to remake my blogé

[sandparade-archive]

tagged by: @rays-figs

Rules: answer thirty questions, then tag twenty blogs you would like to know better

1. Nicknames: dale, kale, other words that end in ale that my friends think are funny
2. Gender: nonbinary boy
3. Star sign: cancer
4. Height: 5′5 ish
5. Current time: 2:52 PM pacific standard time
6. Birthday: june 27
7. Favorite bands: gorillaz, beatles
8. Favorite solo artists: melanie martinez??
9. Song stuck in my head: be more chill (p2)
10. Last movie watched: the matrix reloaded 👌🏼😫
11. Last show watched: twin peaks
12. When did I create my blog: 2016? i think? 
13. What do I post: memes and shows i like
14. Last thing I googled: how to get hairspray off face (i was stupid and thought it would hold face paint on for longer. it did,)
15. Do you have other blogs: ye,s i do @irlghosttown @ghost-borzoi

17. url meaning: “hey what’s something that wouldn’t be taken on any platform i need to make an account for” “something totally nonsensical” “i have cat parade stuck in my head this will be easy”

18. Following: hm. 1667. heck
19. Followers: 162
20. Favourite colours: everything except for light greens. and all yellows. and light blues.
21. Average hours of sleep: anywhere from 4 hours to 11 depending on how much work i have and what day it is
22. Lucky number: 666
23. Instruments: cello & piano
24. What am I wearing: beatles shirt, navy sweatshirt, jeans that are too big for me because i can’t go clothes shopping
25. How many blankets I sleep with: one comforter 2 quilts a few soft baby blankets and like 20 stuffed animals
26. Dream job: doctor
27. Dream trip: space
28. Favorite food: tomatoes?
29. Nationality: american
30. Favorite song now: she drives me crazy - fine young cannibals

I tag: @tea-dominus-rex @milchmoon @skeletonkravitz @spideyquill @shittygaywizard @taakitz @calmbud @f0x-mulder @clickityweasel and anyone who reads this i AM tagging you as u see these words right now because i’m too lazy to manually tag literally everyone i want to get to know better

[sandparade-archive]

unpopular onion: jeremy here is an incel

[sandparade-archive]

i went to a mall today and they had an overwatch demo thing and i played it as that big white guy who everyone was freaking out over having like 50 kids and i died immediately

[sandparade-archive]

i’m trying to get more into regularly doing digital art so would anyone be interested in seeing a stream by me? i know i haven’t posted anything like. ever. but im tryin? and i could take requests if people wanted to see that. also sorry if this is incoherent i got four(4) hours of sleep