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[h0neybean]

eva and mason

baaabyyy i swear i’ll get through all these 

General:

Rate the Ship: The OTP to rule all other OTPs // what’s not to love about murder and soulmates

How long will they last? Forever and ever and ever !

How quickly did/will they fall in love? Funny enough, Mason actually thought about killing Eva the moment he saw her but it took stalking her for a whole week to get her schedule down to actually start liking her enough to keep her alive and half a year to actually fall for her

How was their first kiss? Mason was oh so very confused because he didn’t slit her throat right after. In fact, he wanted to keep kissing her.

Wedding:

Who proposed? Mason to his surprise

Who is the best man/men? No one , very closed wedding

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? Please see answer above

Who did the most planning? Not much planning. More of ‘I’m gonna marry you right now. Let’s go.’ 

Who stressed the most? Mason because he’s still confused as to why he wanted it so much

How fancy was the ceremony? Like a 2 but Mason went all out with the honeymoon bec Eva deserves the best

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Everyone they knew

Sex:

Who is on top? Oh baby, top, bottom, sideways, and every way but Mason likes it when Eva’s on top

Who is the one to instigate things? Both because the passion

How healthy is their sex life? Like a 9 but only because they’re always working

How kinky are they? Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head // yo I’m sure as hell they’ve had sex next to their crime scene

How long do they normally last? Until the cops come ;) 

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? It’s only fair

How rough are they in bed? Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. // you see how calm and calculated Mason is? boy goes buck wild

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public. // Mason’s not very touchy-feely. Eva’s the only one that’s ever had the privilege.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally?  They can’t

How many children will they adopt? They usually drop children off at the orphanages after date night

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? IF ever, they’d probably split it

Who is the stricter parent? Eva

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Neither

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Mason

Who is the more loved parent? Probs Eva because Mason doesn’t know how to father

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? LMFAO imagine Mason and his stare at a PTA meeting. “What do you mean my child isn’t working up to their best potential?”

Who cried the most at graduation? Milkoviches don’t cry

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? The children will be PUNISHED for getting caught

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Whoever isn’t too tired when they get home

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Mason but that’s only because he didn’t have a good childhood

Who does the grocery shopping? They go as a date

How often do they bake desserts? On special occasions or if they invite people over to keep up their image of a normal, loving wedded couple

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Meat of course

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Eva because Mason sucks at surprises

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Mason but only because he truly enjoys date nights ;) 

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? They’re both pretty smart so neither would accidentally but intentionally....

Chores:

Who cleans the room? They’re both very clean and sterile because they have to be

Who is really against chores? Mason 

Who cleans up after the pets? Both

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Neither. They’re both pretty anal when it comes to cleaning

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Pft neither , they see what they see

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Eva because she really makes sure that they won’t get caught so she gets all the nooks and crannies 

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? Depends who got the kill for the night

Who takes the dog out for a walk? Mason but only so his neighbors actually see him do something normal

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? To keep up appearances, they have to every year

What are their goals for the relationship? Mason’s goal is to make sure he doesn’t fuck this up. Eva’s the only one that’s ever made him feel human. He can’t lose that.

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? They’re both surgeons so neither

Who plays the most pranks? More Eva than Mason. I’m not even sure Mason knows how

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Closed starter for Anastasia | @sameshxtdifferentdxy​

The blood bender. He was enthralled, he had lost count of the years people had tried and failed to challenge him and now here she was, the girl who could very well end all he had. The Omnis as he had been know, old worlds for all, finally had a worthy contender. It wasn’t that there hadn’t been specials in the years that had past, animal benders, weather, all had things to throw at him but with control of all four elements and a well rounded sense of how to use them, even all of the specials had fallen in their challenges - but she wouldn’t. The blood bender would have the power to stop his heart should she so please and so he would have to make sure that he owned her own heart. 

“This way, I’m sure you’re going to be quite comfortable.” 

[h0neybean]

alessia and richie (surprise surprise ;) )

oh hello bby i love you a lot ty for giving me this ship that will live on in my heart forever 

General:

Rate the Ship: The OTP to rule all other OTPs // i will throw down for this ship until the day i DIE

How long will they last? Um forever how dare

How quickly did/will they fall in love? I’d like to think Richie wooed her but he fell fast and hard

How was their first kiss? Tbh Richie probs thought this would end up as a hook up thing but ho hO HO lookie at what happened.

Wedding:

Who proposed? My mans

Who is the best man/men? His cousin Gio for DAMN sure

Who is the braid’s maid(s)? If Ophelia wasn’t there, she’d gut them both

Who did the most planning? Alessia bec we actually want the wedding to go smoothly

Who stressed the most? Richie bec paranoia

How fancy was the ceremony? Kate and William wish they were this big // “babe don’t worry about price i’m just that good of a painter shhh”

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? Fucking William 

Sex:

Who is on top? It’s the different positions for me

Who is the one to instigate things? Depends on the day but Richie mostly

How healthy is their sex life? They are humping each other on the couch right now // if you think Richie’s not constantly touching Alessia, you are dead wrong

How kinky are they? Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head // okay but forreal he would never trust anyone else this much to experiment with everything

How long do they normally last? ALL NIGHT BAYBEE

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? “If my girl don’t finish, I don’t finish” is Richie’s motto in life 

How rough are they in bed? Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it. // my guy needs SOMETHING to take his stress out on

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory. // tell me Richie’s love language is touch without telling me Richie’s love language is touch

Children:

How many children will they have naturally?  Dos bec Richie could only take on so much

How many children will they adopt? Mmm haven’t really thought about this yet 

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? Richie bec he wants to be a good dad not like Mason who can suck it

Who is the stricter parent? Alessia 

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? Alessia bec she knows damn well Richie dared them to do it

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? Alessia

Who is the more loved parent? Um the twins better not play favorites

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? Richie def. Fuck you Karen and your bland ass cookies at the bake sale. 

Who cried the most at graduation? Oh Richie heck yes AND he’d shoot anyone who made fun of him for it

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? Ophelia bec Richie would combust at the thought that his kids got CAUGHT

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? Alessia def

Who is the most picky in their food choice? Uh neither?

Who does the grocery shopping? Richie bec they’re gETTING ALL THE GOOD FOOD BRANDS, ALESSIA 

How often do they bake desserts? Alessia already got cake tho ;)

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? Heh. Meat.

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? Richie bec he read it off of Cosmo 

Who is more likely to suggest going out? Alessia

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? Bold of you to assume Richie hasn’t already done it

Chores:

Who cleans the room? Richie but Alessia has to tell him

Who is really against chores? Neither

Who cleans up after the pets? Both bec Dog is very well loved

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? Richie if he can’t find the dustpan

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? Pft neither , they see what they see

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? Alessia bec she actually cleans

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? They do this together wym

Who takes the dog out for a walk? Both 

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? If the house isn’t shining bright enough to blind someone during Christmas, that’s not their house

What are their goals for the relationship? Well Richie just wants to love Alessia forever

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? Richie and he’ll try to keep Alessia in bed for as long as he could

Who plays the most pranks? See I’d say Richie but I think Alessia would learn how to get back at him