#same feeling as when I went ‘yeaghhhh men whimpering am I right’ to my cishet friend group and they went ‘wow didnt know u were kinky’

[chialattea]

This is insane. Today I was talking with some friends and I went to show them a picture on my phone but they paused and went “hey it says some guy’s ear piece liked your post.” How do you get out of this. How do you tell your offline friends that you’ve tempted fate by inviting fandom blogs based on a fictional man’s missing body parts to like your post because you were foolish enough to underestimate their commitment to a bit