#same conversation in which she pitched Flavoured Communion Wafers
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“We tried to baptize you. It didn’t work” is hilarious and also a Sick burn, not least of all because it came from my mother
#damn lol#All I asked was if she knew where my old azabache was since I was feeling homesick and hoping she could post it#idek how she brought it back to Christ-proof children#same conversation in which she pitched Flavoured Communion Wafers#to get more people to go to church#some of her flavours were coffee chilli sour cream and onion and cheese#mind you she has not stepped one foot in a church in 11 years (tbh neither have I except for looking around at the architecture)#(very rural hebredian and very rural south english ones are my favourites. there’s BATS inside!!)#anyways
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