#samari sword

[nightwolferebornii]

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[hiort]

me and my nonsense medieval fantasy fantasies against the world

[earlofnewshire]

LMAO

I think I've achieved some kind of apotheosis via redbull and adderall

[dailysamarie]

Blue sin (sword)

Today's Samarie: is for the sinners. ( Day 7 )

[justsomeno1s]

I know this probably exists already/better, but enjoy this list of Fear & Hunger Souls, Complete with personal (flawed) interpretation; Both types confirmed and not!

Endless: Adventuring or theiving, Tresspassing or Vigilantising- The rogue's soul. Held by Cahara, Nilvan, and Karin. Seems to be a soul of freedom- No rules apply above their own, moral or not.

Enlightened: Knowledge and the Pursuit of it, enstrengthening one's mind and becoming closer to the Gods- The Scholar's soul. Held by Enki, Valteil, and O'saa. Seems to connect with knowledge and learning, Notably in regards to Magic/the Old Gods.

The question is, would an enlightened soul be inclined to pursue non-godly knowledges? Like, science or something?

Tormented: Suffering, Loss, Endurance, Overcoming one's phyiscal limits- The Prisoner's Soul. Held by Ragnavidr, Ronn Chambara, and August. Seems to be a double edged sword- You will suffer, but you will endure it.

Dominating/Domination: Charisma, Leadership, Interpersonal Skill, and a Lack of Reflection- The Leader's Soul. Held by D'arce and Francois. While not always in positions of power, it seems that Dominating Souls are inclinded towards interaction, whether human or not- When unable or unwilling to remain human, Francois instead breeds and raises his hounds. Stubborness and a lack of introspection may also connected, as both characters that have this soul type are displayed with this trait.

Notably, none of the Main Termina Cast have this soul type.

For the others, there are only one known holder each soul type to my knowledge. Therefore, we can only look at the individuals for information.

Solitary: Independence, Survival, Introversion, Withdrawal- The very concept of being alone. The Hermit's Soul. Held by Levi.

Is there a notable difference between "forcibly excluded" and "personally chosen" solitudes for the individual?

Caressing: Care and concern- Caretaking. Held by Abella. Most clearly shown in her backstory, where she picks up working against the war.

Shadowed: Overlooked, capable- Assumedly hardworking/passionate. Held by Olivia.

Tainted: Defined by contradictory actions and thoughts- Bad things, good reasons. Held by Marcoh.

It could very well be a variance from "Petty theif feeding family" to "Robin Hood" to "Mercenary w/o empathy for victims". Its hard to narrow down.

Changeling: Adaptiblity and resilience- When others would break, changeling souls bend. Held by Marina.

Could it represent variance? idk brain's fuzzy.

Latent: Untapped potential, inability to give all. Held by Tanaka.

Could it attract death? Or is Tanaka just super unlucky?

Radiating: Burns bright, then burns out. Short but exceptional life. Held by Samarie

I dont like Samarie, but her life was certainly beyond normality- even in universe.

Blank: A subdued nature- Quiet, a background character. Held by Da'an.

Da'an doesn't get moonscorched, instead getting possesed by Pocketcat- Could it that his soul allowed him to be overwritten by pocketcat?

Chaotic: Goal oriented, but two-faced- Willing to do anything to get what they want. Cares little for alliances. Held by Pav.

Decrepit: Self absorbed and uncaring- Cares only about self and own pleasure. Held by Caligura.

I don't have a complete grasp on some of them- Changeling, Blank, Chaotic and Decrepit are all some level of unsatisfying to me, but I dont know how to improve them.

And then there's Henryk' Suffocated soul- I have no fucking clue. Is it repression based? Want based? The opposite? I don't understand Henryk very well, and that means I can't break him down into his "base components" so to speak. He's a catcaller, a master chef who feeds the entire group for free, and potentially the first moonscorched. He's skilled with melee weapons, a massive flirt, and poisons a vulnerable group if given the chance. All of that is great, but tells me NOTHING about his soul.

Guess that's what happens when your main claim to fame is "mysterious backstory", lol!

Anyway. Enjoy this blurb of my thought process! Please feel free to let me know what I got wrong/missed!

[imnotgrimimjustagrumpyreaper]

Virgil: I sleep with a knife, just so all of you know, and don't fucking try anything

Janus, whispers: paranoid

Virgil: Yeah. Yeah, sure. But the man who sleeps with a machete under his pillow is a fool every night except one.

Remus: I also sleep with a knife, and many, many other nice, sharp objects.

Roman, who sleeps with a Samari sword in his bed, mockingly: Of course you do.

Thomas: wow, this is just...a trend for you guys over there on the dark side, isn't it? Janus, you got anything?

Janus, scoffs: like I would tell you if I did.

Roman: he's lying!

Janus: ...how could that even?- You know what? Nevermind. I have nothing dangerous anywhere near me while I sleep.

Roman: because you're so safe and secure in your bed of lies?

Virgil: Because you're already as cold and dead as the blade of a knife?

Janus: Thank you. But no, because if I have anything like a knife anywhere near me Remus would creep into my room at night and try to kill me with it.

Remus, gasps, offended: I wouldn't do that! ...I would just think about it...in great, great detail...

[cosmixsaystoast]

the us military vs sci fi

ok so you guys know how sci fi military is kinda op af

BUt heres the kicker

*kicker_cat.mp4*

but the united states army on the other hand is also kinda busted... like imagine raiden from metal gear vs like 5 soldiers equipped with guns grenades rockets and knives, i know he can canonically fight off entire armies but the soldiers from metal gear are bad soldiers. if some robot ninja was running around tryna kill the senator some hillbilly with a double barrel is blasting said robot ninja into smithereens.

AND THEN THERES PROFESIONAL TRAINED MILITARY SOLDIERS READY FOR MOST IF NOT ALL COMBAT SCENARIOS. WHO DO YOU THINK IS WINNING IN A FIGHT? A SAMARI? (lets give them a chance with lets say... unbreakable always sharp sword and a iron grip that couldnt be broken even by shooting his hand) HE IS NOT DEFLECTING BULLETS GRENADES AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE THESE TRAINED SOLDIERS HAVE COMING HIS WAY.

storm troopers have horrible aim and clearly do NOT know how to engage in a war, even with their laser guns and light sabers and all of that one US soldier could take out like 4 of them at LEAST

this isnt even including vehicles such as tanks bomber/fighter jets helicopters trucks mounted with all types of weaponry ICBMs nukes rockets GUIDED MISSILES AND ALL SORTS OF EQUIPMENT such as a emp which could disable PROBABLY EVERY SCI FI WEAPON UTILITY SUPER SUIT VEHICLE AND PROBABLY THE SOLDIER THEMSELF grenades flashbangs smoke bombs and all that as well as all the different types of ammo such as heat rounds armor piercing all that stuff. and even a basic 9mm luger looks like it could penetrate most if not all sci fi armor and even if it cant that dont matter what the armor is made out of there is some form of projectile that could penetrate any armor that these insane super soldiers are wearing

and now for the main event, land to air and air to air stuff, basic fighter jets could easily solo a tie fighter and a millennium falcon no diff supersonic bombers and stealth fighters or bombers and all of that also adds to the mix of absurd air weapons there is just SO MANY WEAPONS that i dont know the names of... but stiff theres stuff like missiles attached to trucks handheld rocket/missile launchers theres probably a tank that fires rockets and theres the handheld aa rocket launchers and the anti ground (normal rocket) launchers OH OH and super long range weapons such as snipers intercontinental missiles (i already listed this earlier but still) cruise missiles and all that SUPER high tech stuff and i dont know if ive just been saying the same thing over and over and over again but my whole point is-

the USA dominates sci fi miltary

and thats NOT EVEN INCLUDING THE REST OF THE WORLD

earth vs aliens? ez win

[0ccasional-thoughts]

I HAD THW BEST DAY EVER GUTS I NEED TO SJARE IT OLAES

Okok so i went worh my aunt anf uncle (not blood related) to THE RENAISSANCE FAIR today and stayed from 9:30am to 4:45pm and i had sooo mucj fun actually

I love the renaissance and fantasy and I love my aunt and uncle sm theyre nerds(nerds are cool to me)

One of my favourite parts was the jousting it was so fun!!!!

I got a (training) wood samari sword and a yippee-looking rock magnet and some other stuff

And then I played some games at their house after and went home 🤗🤗

[lookedafterchild]

The Outline Of The Story and how i was tricked into subletting my mum and her partner at the time Matthew Turner where on bad books at the time but they where living apart. my sister kera had just abandoned her flat in a very untidey fashion and me and mat was living there in order to keep it clean and  restore it to the condition it once was in. (This was not to far before i was made homeless. and i was also in early stages of addiction to legal highs) eventually time came up on us and as my sister did not want to return the property was brought back under the landlords control. thankfully that same day i had been given a backdated DLA Claim which matthew was very aware about but i could not of ever prodicted what would have happened next.... i certainly didn't expect to be tricked into subletting by someone i trusted so much Kenny cole and Matthew Turner i will never forget you for your joint efforts Searching for a new property i spent the whole day searching with matthew for a landlord that would accept us. although we had the deposit to hand they really wanted a garunter. which i found annoying considering i was also working at the same time. but of course this is how landlords become certain of there long term commitments with a tennant. so after this long search i went back to my mums for the night. at the time matthew and my mum where married but not currently living together. but during the evening i got a call from matthew saying he had found a landlord called "Steve" and if i paid a £400 Deposit i was ready to move in that day!. Later on we find the true identity of steve. but at the time i never knew the route i was heading down.... Living in the property the property was really nice but a lot of things did not add up, repairs... no contracts everything got very suspicious and although matthew was living with me at the time he was hardly around to be seen. and everyone was so shady in the area.... i was paying my rent like normal £400/month which was very reasonable to the man called steve. but as each month past i was getting very concerened The Knock at my door........ someone knocked at the door.... it was a friend of the relative that was supposed to be living there. and i guy conceling a samari sword. i was interogatedby the woman and man, asking questions about how i got in. what im doing and also informing me i was Subletting. i kept telling them that i had been paying this landlord called Steve and they was really confused saying it should have been Captin, and im like Captin who? and then i herd the name. Kenny Cole.  and everything became clear..... thankfully both the lady and the man was understanding after a while even offering me out for a drink... but i told them no as i was packing my stuff and getting ready to leave. The Outcome after staying there around 4months i was down over £1000.... i had been left threatened and bitrayed. not only by Matthew turner someone who was supposed to be part of my family but also by the c**t of a Kenny Cole.  see there is a reason when i herd that name things become clear and i will explain shortly below. i called my mum to confirm the worst sending photos and texts. i was left shaken and in tears and my mum was understandingly distraught. i made arrangements over that night to get my stuff removed. i had family and friends of family come and move my stuff whiste i stayed there one last night... i still can't belive i let both Kenny Cole, and Matthew Turner tricking me into subletting Who Is Kenny Cole AKA: Captin? what was his part in tricking me into subletting Kenny Cole (Thanet) is known in my local area of thanet for many things. scamming, alledged abuse. theaft and much more. when i was told who he was i instantly clicked because although i've never met him my family have had issues with him in the past. after doing so much research into him and tracking him in the months to come i learnt how much of a dishonest unloyal man he is. so what did he do with the money he stole of me and many others.

  spend it on his cocaine addiction of course. i understand addictions come with problems but instead of getting help for himself like me and many others have to. he's too stuck up to face the truth. Kenny if you see this. you still owe me £1,000 get in touch i'm certain i was not the only one to get tricked into subletting Who Is Matthew Turner what was his part in tricking me into subletting? Matthew Turner (thanet) was my mums husband at the time. and he was the biggest perp into the setup of me getting tricked into subletting he had his own issues as always but generally was considered a nice guy until this incident. Mat, you said you would treat us like your own. you said you would look after my mum. but over the years you did nothing but bring us grief.  im happy you have a new partner. and your moving on in life but we will never let you down for what you did And if your reading this Matthew, hurry the fuck up and sign those devorce pappers.   Thanks For Reading another Blog Post From The My Life Stories Series   (tricked into subletting)And i would like to applogise for the delays. last month i decided i need to take a little break. so i did. although this post has been in review for longer then it should be for a number of reasons. (should it be posted, is the context right.)  being number one. also i don't want to be a shaming anyone. but in this one and only rare case i will. and unless of an extreme circermstance, i will not review the listing on the site. Life has been rather hectic, getting read to move. searching for new jobs and constant arson attempts in my block of flats :( but soon the series will continue as promissed and  i still owe you another post for last month so that will be released in the next week. Thanks once again, take care Li.  

[elysicndrcvm]

━♡ guess the 23 YEAR OLD FEBRUARY baby just arrived to dallyeog! it makes sense, because CHU EUNHA is just as BEDAZZLING as the month of FEBRUARY. wait, why do they remind me of JACOB BAE? beyond that, they seemed JOYOUS and SAVVY upon first glance. i heard someone say they’re sort of DELICATE and QUIXOTIC though. i hope they get acquainted here in COMPLEX 1 / APARTMENT 0215 / FLOOR 3 ; HE seem(s) to have a lot going on with HIS job as a PATISSERIE OWNER/NUTRITIONAL SCIENCE STUDENT. ( ez, 21, she/they, gmt. )

     well hey there !! im ez but you fellow dallyeogers can call me ezzy, i have been in dallyeog before so some may remember me as having someone v different to my new bb i bring u now, i joined before with miss tam carmen !! anygays i return with this lil angel who i am all ‘ i say that’s my baby and i’m proud ’ over already even tho i literally came up with him like two days ago. you can find his pinboard here ( which btw i fuckeN love like he’s so aesthetic to me u go king ) and i made him a lil playlist which u can vibe to here. you can learn more about him under the cut but he’s a super soft-hearted gentle dove of a muse and quite...simple for me ?? sdhdh that’s not the right wording but U GET IT djjflg he isn’t super full of angst or trauma he’s just kinda viBIN livin his best life so that’s fun !! but ye without further ado: 

so as u kno from his app he owns a patisserie, it’s his lil babey and he is very dedicated to his craft and makin sure all his ideas for the place and the baked goods he sells are like rlly quirky and avant-garde. like he is so passionate about it u dont even KNOW, he tries to make sure most of the stuff on his menu is something like fun and new u wouldn’t get at just any old patisserie or cafe and that it’s super varied and also kinda aesthetic af? the place is very like trendy. it’s called patisserie d’elysian cause ya know he’s an extra biTCHH and proud.

he has three pupperino’s. all as adorable as each other, snickerdoodle is his golden lab and often ppl shorten it down to snickers, butterscotch is his dapple daschund pup, shortens the name to scotchie often. toulouse is his fancy toy poodle boi, shortens the name down as toto. if u are on the shortened name basis with his pups then u can consider urself one of his close pals. 

he’s actually adopted by his aunt but she raised him like she was his mother so that is what he considers her, she’s on his mother’s side but they are half-siblings. in terms of first name reasoning as well she just liked eunha as a name and didn’t even think about how it is traditionally for a female, she liked that it meant gift from heaven so it stuck. his father is still around, he’s just quite elderly so it felt like a better living situation for him to be raised primarily by his auntie. unfortunately his mother has passed on but no tragic story, she just went peacefully in old age. 

he dyes his hair quite often, it’s currently like a really pastel blue with black streaks consistently throughout like lil ones so it looks super cool. but he’s also had it be a more electric blue, lilac, and a duck egg kinda faded silvery blue. it’s naturally dark brunette. has brown eyes kind of a hazel hue. 

his style is kinda androgynous ig?? he just lives for soft retro fashion, lots of color in his wardrobe but also lots of tapered short and t-shirt fits frequented, sweater vests, rolled up jeans, high skater boi socks, soft jumpers with shirts, shirts in bright colours or satiny texture worn over plain white t-shirts, cardigans, pastel denim jackets, jeans with printed patterns on like clouds, flowers etc, favors yellow and blues. sometimes does eye makeup, occasionally wears heels bc he’s a baddie or super heeled boots/chunky shoes. 

obsessed with music, can play violin and guitar. he’s a big mitski and rina sawayama fanatic, likes anything that sounds peaceful or calming or has like a good fun vibe to it. also likes the trademark gay icons like carly rae jepsen, lorde, etc. he’s not ashamed. obsessed with mamma mia movies. but also likes rap which is rlly funny cause its like the bad bitch female rappers only and like he’ll listen to it while arranging his sock drawer or making his bed or something ajdjdj it’s like hype anthems for being a baddie and a hoe and he’s just doing his night sleepy routine adkfkf. 

showers, blankets, music, baked goods especially bagels are his happy places. 

very much a sensitive lil romanticist, falls in ‘love’ like five times a day, he just likes to giggle and smile around pretty people and admire the artwork hnghdh, he’s like yeARNS though ya know?? like he’s all i will flirt by making prolonged eye contact, i made you a playlist, this song makes me think of you etc. it’s either memes as flirting with him or elaborate love letters u never know what ur gonna get akdkd. 

awful sense of humour, loves his friends more than anything on earth except his pups, would fully live in a huge house of just like his pups and all his closest buds for all eternity. likes fruits way too much, enjoys puns about fruits way too much. milkshakes, sushi, orange hues and bus rides are some of his absolute favorite simple pleasures of life. clouds, flowers, salt lamps, the sunrise over the sea, skateboarding, fresh soda, teddy bears, busy street markets, parasols, fish tanks with exotic fish, sorbet, bike riding, polaroids, record players, rain at night against floor to ceiling windows with a fresh steaming pot of tea on the desk beside it and warm fresh sheets from the laundry on his bed, ponds, skateboarding. all little joys in life that give him like the biggest pleasure dopamine hit in the world. 

his cousin actually owns a florists so he has flowers just littering his apartment like a lot and it just looks like he has ten million suitors from the late eighteenth century attempting to court him but no all these flowers are from him to him or worse from his aunt djfjg she sends him some for valentines every valentines, pls help him, pls send him flowers. 

studies nutritional science and he fucken hates it. do not ask him shit cause he doesn’t KNOW OKAY? he doesn’t understand it either. he took it because he needed something to go alongside the passion for baking that was a real ‘qualification’/job so that is the only reason he’s doing it. no point doing a baking degree after all when he’s already a baker with a business, he’s super young still he gotta keep his prospects open. so YAH. he’d rather be doing culinary arts but eh. nutritional science sounded better and more logic based. the real miracle is he still gets top grades all the time even tho he spends his life like wtf am i even doing is this even legit akdkdk. school is the worst thing in the world for him watch his mood instantly deflate the second its brought up. 

despite being a quixotic, he’s a lil afraid of intimacy. like oh god does he love it, those small touches and acts of affection u kno? the subtle things that normally go unnoticed, eye contact, brushing of hands, linking of little fingers, rubbing a thumb, kissing eyelids or foreheads or palms or shoulders in little gentle pecks, back massages and rubs or finger tracing patterns absent-minded, shoulder massages, laying your head on someone’s shoulder or on their lap, knocking knees together, exchanging a small glance only the two of you get before bursting into laughter, smiling into kisses, napping together, having blankets placed over you warm and fresh, or towels put ready like it, someone making you something they know you like a lot. that’s his sHIT. but like he’s terrified still, someone skimming their fingers on his skin makes his breath hitch like he’s a scandalized and alarmingly aroused victorian woman sjdjd. he’s literally still a virgin, he hasn’t even had his first kiss okay my baby is delicate be gentle with him akdkd but he still LIKES PASSION AIGHT kfkf. 

real soft spoken, honey tinted voice like i shit u not this boy talks like he’s an angel sent from heavens above to guide you to the paradisaical garden of eden or some shit akdkd. ur gonna fall in love with eunha’s voice before u even fall in love with any other part of him like his adorable beaming smile or stunning eyes akdkf. 

has dance parties around his room when getting ready in the morning, listens to bella’s lullaby unironically yes from twilight yes u heard right, bit of a himbo streak sometimes in his obliviousness djfjf. quite silently subtly funny actually much like jacob himself. 

he is gay, afraid of driving, cannot do math, blanks out often and he is valid for all of those things. has a collection of cartoon and disney animal movie dvds. has a dream notebook. always has blue painted nails in some kinda shade. 

does not enjoy turning in assignments bc he is scared he’ll fail, avoids looking at his grades for weeks after they’re released and hates knowing that they’re out. 

cannot dance, dances often. collects vintage stuff esp clothes and mostly sweaters. likes midnight trips to corner stores and fields where he can just lay and look at the stars. makes friends rlly easily but has super bad performance anxiety. cannot ever have a messy room like even the tiniest bit messy. even like clothes being stacked on a chair instead of away. 

bakes peanut butter, banana and choc chip muffins (they r called monkey bites normally) whenever he’s super stressed. if u want to cheer him up when he’s anxious or stressed then u should give him french lavender honey, chia seeds and caramelized pear on toast/bagel. it is his comfort food. he fancii when he needs a pick me up. treat urself and all that. 

[scoobydooservicedog]

Shaggy and Scooby are taught how to be Samari by a sushi shop owner. They work all day, clearing brush, moving ground, righting falling arches. They say, “there! Done!” And then their teacher says, “not done. Now we begin.”

Shaggy and Scooby are exhausted. Just getting ready to work takes almost everything out of them. That’s spoon theory.

Sometimes it takes all the energy a person has just to get up, get dressed, eat, and generally take care of themselves. And then they also have to go to work. Or they simply can’t work.

Sword of the Samari

[theyanderespecialist]

Kidnapped Prize 1 (Scenarios) Oni x Male Reader

[Hello My Sexy Readers, now I know I have been gone a long time but things happen and I honestly did not know how to procede with this. But today I found out and here we are the Scenario Requests (one of them) off of wattpad by: rustthebiker Hope you all enjoy

(Oni/Kazan Yamaoka) (The Demon's Prize)

I was in love. Yes in love with the fair male from another village. He was beautiful and handsome all at the same time. I wanted him. But his father would not let me anywhere near him. And then I learned he was posing as a faulty samari unworthy of his armor and sword. I down my armor and weapons and then make my way to the Village. I made it to their home and stormed in.

There my sweet flower greeted me with shock. He must have not been told I wanted him. Be it not, I would have him. But fitst I had to kill his father. The father is next to come out telling his son to get away from me and run. He does not for he is not a coward. I rush towards the man and grab him by the throat. I was going to enjoy this.

I slammed him on the ground and then shove my fist into his mouth nand ripped out his tongue. He screamed in pain and I look at the cowardly man. I then guaged out his eyes and cut off his feet and hands. I go to give the final blow when I fell something smash into my back.

"LEAVE HIM ALONE YOU ONI!" I hear my beloved scream and was holding his father blade in his hand and glaring at me.

His father poison him from me. I stomped his father's head while looking in his eyes. I then stalk towards him and grabbed the blade with my hands breaking it.

His eyes widen but he did not run he did not scream he stands his ground and I smirked. I picked such a good love. I grab him and pick him up carrying him over my shoulder. He kicks and screams and tries to get me to let go. Him cursing me and calling me a oni. I get him to their horse and tie him to the back of it and mount it as well. He was no my prize and he would neveer ever be taken from me again.

Of course I would have to train him to behave. He will not be getting away with calling me such names. He was mine and I will make sure that he respects me and our love.

[YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Another chapter done AT LAST I hope you all enjoyed and should I do a part two of the Demon's Prize comment bellow and stay sexy!]

[itsyourboycorbysblog]

Yeah, I'll start writin' stories with small references with gifs/pictures I find.

Whump story #1 w/ gif ref.

He faught hard. Tried his best to save the day. But [antagonist] was just to damn powerful. Like always.

The rain continued to pour heavily onto the [protagonist's] barely conscious body, making the blood surrounding his body start pouring down the stone steps. Down the crimson liquid ran down the side of the cold Monument's hard stairs like a waterfall it seemed but with a more twisted beauty.

His samari sword he had obtained from years of hard work, lay still next to his dying body. Oh how his Great Master would look down upon him if he were to see his student in such a state. So pitiful. So foolish. So ignorant.

"I'm sorry... M-master." He quietly said through barely parting lips.

And with his last bit of dying strength, he moved his body towards the fallen umbrella. The soft material it had been made from, now stained with speckles of red blood. His blood.

He grabbed the handle of the beautiful made parasol with a shaky and bloodied hand and brunh it close to his chest. A tear finally escaping his pathetic eyes.

"I'm... I'm sorry Master..." He repeated with a shaky breath before his hands fell down to the concrete, limp. His whole body, now limp and lifeless.

Oh how he wished he could fulfil his Master's dying wishes before his own inevitable and timely death.

[chekhovs-gun-but-worse]

Flashback to like right now when my older brother left behind a samari sword and I claimed it as my own To this day I keep it sharpened and close in wait of the day I shall require it's use

[nickoftimewebdesign]

Cops trying to steal my cloud and kill me again! Samari sword Nikimoto time #Nikimoto

[winchesterprincessbride]

News Travels Fast Around Here-Part 1

A/N: So last nite I couldn’t sleep at ALL because my hubby has a cold and he SNORES something awful when he’s sick and keeps me up.  I took some pain meds since I’m still recovering from surgery. I got an idea to write a Grey’s/Spn mashup for my Wondertwin @kittenofdoomage just cuz I love her. and she loves Grey’s. Here is part 1. Enjoy more of my Hydrocodone-infused crack

It all started with a strung-out crackhead and an umbrella.

Jody Mills thought she’d seen it all. You didn’t spend ten years running the ER at St. Helena’s Hospital without dealing with some messed up shit. She’d cleaned up oceans of puke, been hit, kicked, spit on, even chased around by a drunk guy wielding a Samari sword. So when she walked in and everything seemed quiet, she breathed a happy sigh…..which lasted all of five seconds.

When her friend Donna Hanscum came barreling through the door, her blue eyes fixed immediately on her boss and friend.  “Jody! Need ya! Had an issue in the ER a few minutes ago. Phyllis came in (Phyllis being the neighborhood crackhead always looking for her next fix). We didn’t know she’d gotten her hands on some bad shit.”

Jody immediately grabbed her extra-large Dunkin’ and started walking towards the ER. “I’m still listening.” Donna continued to give report.

"When the resident tried to take her BP, Phyllis went nuts, pulled out an umbrella we didn't know she had, and started beating on her arm until she let go." Donna rolled her eyes. Phyllis was batshit crazy long before the drugs had fried her brain, no one had thought to check her for weapons?

“Great. Someone took it away, right?” Jody was already tired, and she was exactly five minutes into a twelve-hour shift. The questions came rapid fire after that.  “Did someone give Phyllis a dose of Narcan? Do we need to call the cops? How bad is the resident’s arm? Is she pressing charges?”

“It’s probably broken,” Donna replied. “We need to do an x-ray but here’s the thing…...It’s Kelsey. But wait, There’s more.”  Jody stopped dead for a second as it all registered at once. Her daughter, Kelsey. Second-year Surgical Resident, IQ off the charts, her baby girl, was the resident in question. Goddamn, Phyllis!

Jody was about to bolt over to x-ray and find her wayward daughter, but something made her stop and turn and squint at Donna. “You said there’s more?”

Something on Donna’s face told Jody instantly she wasn’t going to like what came next. “Well?” She snapped.

“They had to do a urine preg per protocol, Jodes. She’s over 18.” Donna paused.  And well......Well....It’s positive.”

Jody moved so fast that she grabbed Donna by her badge and pulled her in so close their faces were touching.  “Do NOT enter that result in the system. Positives get flagged. If her father sees that before I talk to him, he will have a fucking aneurysm, are we clear?”

Donna’s shoulders sagged weakly.  “It’s too late. It’s already in the system.  Pamela didn't realize who she was and entered it before I could stop her. Kelsey won’t talk to me, except to tell me to get you and you only.” Jody’s cell began to ring, and when she saw it was Kelsey’s father calling, who just happened to be the fucking Chief of fucking Surgery, she swore under her breath and immediately hit silence.  

“Shit, that was Dean.” Jody hissed. "News travels fast around here.”

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