#sam spoon

[lizleeships]

Perils of dating a dude with wings (AKA One day I made a really schmoopy drawing and simply couldn't leave it unruined.)

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[ovytia-art]

Based on this post by @playedcrowd5610. You guys should read their DPxTF crossovers :)

(Time to smash my oldest hyperfixation with my latest hyperfixation hohohoho. Feel free to chat with me about either)

[canondestiel]

in another life, maybe i was you

and i grew up into something good

[tsubaki94]

Phantom Comic Ch.5

Page 24 <--> Page 26

Begining

Masterpost

[shadow3142]

DEUTERONOMY

[quote-from-the-hip]

"He woke up on a Tuesday and made an egg. He always had that with a big loaf of bregg-d."

– Sam Russell, The Man in the Moon and the Spoon (bedtime story)

[jasprboi]

sabriel airplane doodles

the finished version

[i-may-be-an-emu]

I love the fact that SAM is the one who says this little bit here 😂

[loserbynaturee]

It’s my birthday!!

Drew me with a bunch of my faves <3

[plu-mo]

(Amy is @tamakatzdua's character >;o)!!!!!)

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some bonus dewts :o)!!!!!!

[the-mpreg-guy]

regarding some behavior from deancrit casfans (im not trying to start a fight talking about them it's just observations from an outsider to that fandom) it's probably because sam fans are the other third of the fandom and overlap with s*stiel fans (im censoring it bc i dont wanna bug them)

and it's a lot easier to paint dean as a control freak and not just being mad over him being mean to sam if you already have “evidence” (whether accurate or not) of him doing it to another character.

and because woobifying characters IS fun people are more likely to perceive dean's behavior as ontologically bad even if it's normal. so it spirals into perceiving all of his actions as uniquely manipulative and bad and finding parallels of him acting like john (when cas AND sam both also do john behaviors, which isn't automatically a bad thing) and because he happened to be suspicious of jack (normal thing to do with Everything that happened, including him menacingly glaring at sam in a nursery with yellow eyes right after castiel died after he promised castiel everything he wanted) they think it's more evidence of him becoming another john.

like there's a real pipeline of deancrit casgirls to s*stiel shippers because they refuse to acknowledge when castiel has messed up (and im sure im also biased in my perception of dean but at least i can acknowledge when characters mess up and dont need to turn them into toxic people who can't be fixed like some other fans)

My opinion on this is that there's a ven diagram of people who ship s/astiel and people who hate Dean. And the people who are in the middle of that ven diagram are insufferable, while the guys who just wanna ship a funky little rarepair are being dragged into what's turning into a spiteship fandom.

As someone who has existed in spiteship fandoms before (whomp whomp, 16yr old Ash was a bitch), it's never never about the ship, it's about sticking it to canon, the popular ship, or whatever the fuck because you're so annoyed that x thing is popular that the only way to get back is to ship something that involves two characters who you perceive were slighted by x popular thing.

Not really sure what's going on in Sam fandom land because I only follow like 2 Samgirls tops, but there's definitely a small portion of the Cas fandom that latches onto any character that can be shipped with him because apparently *checks notes* a demon who molested Sam and Dean, a British fuck who almost got Cas's daughter killed, and the guy who kicked Cas out of the bunker during his tuberculosis era and told Dean they couldn't trust him are all better candidates for Cas's affection than the guy that Cas is actually in love with.

I'm not pissing on rarepairs or on wanting to see your little guy get with other people, but if it's for spite reasons I'm gone. Like sorry that being in love with Dean is one of Cas's core personality traits. Like that's literally his whole thing. You might not like Cas if you can't handle 99% of what makes him tick.

[theallianceofcelestials]

This took a while lol, sorry for that

So answer to first question: Eclipse, Sunpea, Moonpea, Puppet, Foxy and FC are there, tied to chairs like everyone else and later let out so they can enjoy the party. Moonpea was asked to help mentor Moonblock.

Solar, Lunar, Earth and Monty are weirded out, but Earth is at leasttrying to be supportive because this is her brother's wedding, while Solar's probably just trying to make sure everything's fine and Jack isn't misbehaving. Dazzle and Jack are picking flowers, because Sun didn't have a boquet on him, so they wanted to make him one. Lunar, who was continously trying to chew on Nexus's legs, does get told off for putting every dirty thing he sees in his mouth, so he stops.

The Astrals are flabbergasted as to how could something so trivial as rope tie them, they're made of literal light and whatever else, and yet, not even Taurus can get out. Sun does let them out with an apology later, and stops Taurus from flattening Nexus by telling him to wait until after the wedding party, because this is a joyous occasion. Taurus, who was pretty concerned about earth weddings before being told this wasn't normal, agrees.

Ruin is, as mentioned, tied next to Dark Sun and Nexus initially, and he wants out, wants to be free, to at the very least eat cake, but mainly to get away from Nexus. Sun, who's too flabbergasted to really realise what's going on, unties him first because he's the one to first ask. His legs aren't untied however until much later.

The Wither Dragon is also tied in the back row by rope, shaking and terrified out of its mind, and later during the party, Taurus nukes it, because it isn't family.

Well in the timeline part we're just before Chica introduction, so Sunblock is doing wonderfully mental healthwise (lies 👍😎), Moonblock is already in love with Sunblock and the reason he's crying is because he wanted to have a wedding with his Sun, but now he's seeing some other Sun's wedding, and with the way things are right now, it's gonna be a while til his own wedding. Monty and Foxy are still alive and still unpleasant, and also muzzled for the wedding so they can't spew bs. Bonnie who was there undercover as Eclipse's chef, as has been mentioned, is twitching on the floor half dead because of the shootout, shockgun, and Jack, which Solar looked away from. Roxy is just kind of there, unsure and weirded out (just like in canon). And Freddy is... Freddy. Aside from Freddy and later Sunblock, none of the MASM people get untied. Moonblock, who fell over during his crying fit, was set right up again, so bonus

I hope this answers your questions @bumblebeesbah ! Sorry I got around to them so late!

Now we got some extra part about the people, and a teeeny tiiiiny extra about the main wedding event, so (now featuring new infant sons Bloodblock), here are some things:

So originally the shootout and Moonblock's crying didn't happen, because this AU came to be before the Chica introduction video too, so we didn't have confirmed Moonblock crush, and also initially we tought it'd be amusing for Sun to encounter the MASM people after the wedding was done, and he was curious about this dimension's version of himself. So initially MASM people weren't even supposed to be on the wedding. And Trashcan man/Felix apparently, IS actually there on the wedding, next to the Creator, as freaked out by this weird creature as everyone else. He's just smart enough to keep his trap shut. Sun's first interaction with Bonnie was also supposed to happen when he went to check the dimension out, and Bonnie mistook him for Sunblock, and he was not having it. So he just essentially magic blasted him, and anyone else who wanted to try something. But then the idea of the shootout came, and it was too funny to pass up. And we also got Moonblock feelings confirmation, so from kinda implied maybe if you squint it levelled up to legit point in all of this. These are some extras for the event, little behind the scene and now deleted scenes, now onto newer stuff!

✨Future✨

Eclipseblock and Sun have two children, Dazzle and Sunblock, until one day, Sun comes home to a proud looking Eclipse being like "I made us new kids! :D" And it's freaking Bloodmoon.

So now Sun's saddled with this head-empty, only beetroot and blood version of one of his biggest traumas, his weird ass husband being weird, having to tell Dazzle she has new siblings, and stopping the inevitable attempt to bully Sunblock because bullying and stabbing and shooting other people in this dimension is normal apparently. He also has to try and teach this random maniac that was just born manners, and has to stop them from stabbing everything that moves. He's obviously very happy about that. Eclipseblock sleeps on the couch for at least a week

So they're living mostly in Sun's dimension, because he has an actual house and not just a rooftop, and also a job he can't opt out from, but Eclipseblock does take me time away by going on lone evil scheming trips. These are natural and good for them both.

It's Sun who cooks for everyone, being the only one to know how to, but he does show Eclispeblock how to make evil dino nuggies (they're regular dino nuggies but he drew evil eyebrows on the package. Like with everything else. He learned he needed to do this after the one time Eclipseblock slapped something out of his hands and burned it because it'd contaminate his beautiful precious husband's evil, and he doesn't want that. Needless to say, Sun doesn't take him shopping)

Unsurprisingly, after a while, Sun also needs a break. So he tells Eclipseblock he's taking Dazzle and they're leaving for a week to relax.

"No, we aren't divorcing and no, we aren't taking an actual break, don't worry"

"But-!"

"No buts! You go on your evil scheme trips, I'm going to a spa"

Despite his better judgement, he leaves Sunblock and Bloodblock with their 'papa', but makes sure to call every morning, and facetime them every night. So he knows they're still alive. And he texts the kids too, and less frequently Eclipseblock, because he is taking a bit of a break from his husband.

When he comes home, his husband is ecstatic, and is glued to his leg, and the kids are celebrating, Bloodblock glues themselves on his face and won't leave, while Sunblock is wrapped around his arm. It's Sunblock who raises concerns once Eclipse gathers himself and leaves to quickly fix something so he doesn't sleep on the couch, when he finally got his beloved back, and this is when Sunblock reveals that they've been eating nothing but warmed evil dino nuggies for the entire week, every single meal

To quote Bloodblock: "Some of them still had ice! :D"

And Sunblock actually went back to the plex to eat pizza, and you know it's bad, cuz he doesn't like the pizza there.

"They also ate a beetroot straight from the ground, with the dirt still on!" - ☀️🎲

Sun, horrified, gets his husband to the kitchen, because "Mandatory cooking lessons start today" and Eclipseblock terrified of the couch agrees. He's first taught how to make sandwiches. Sun by this point doesn't even care about the Minecraft logic of stabbing bread and getting (square) slices, he even utilises this ability when he cooks, mainly with animals.

They also make grilled cheese, because it's basically just a sandwich but fancy and heated. And kids love it.

Then they make frozen meatballs, this time he actually walks the guy step by step throught the process and tells him same goes for the nuggies too. He's not taking any chances.

Then they make pasta, spaghetti more specifically, because it's quick, it's easy, and kids love it. They don't make a sauce yet, instead opting with the italian hated method of put ketchup on it. In Bloodblock's case, beetroot and blood.

Sunblock and Bloodblock are overjoyed at the sight of real, actually cooked, not nuggies, food. Dazzle is just happy like always, and is excited to show her siblings photos of the vacation. And also her papa.

Dates mostly happen when Sun's least expecting them, when he's doing something and is yet again just agreeing with and complimenting his husband, because he DOES sometimes leave when he does that. But sometimes, similar to his wedding, he just blinks, and then is in a five star restaurant, in a different outfit, with Eclipseblock giving him his best seductive gaze, and fine wine being poured by a waiter/waitress already.

"Where are the kids?"

"Don't worry, Moon, Solar and Lunar are watching over them"

"..."

"Earth's there"

"Ah good, then there's an actual adult"

Moon and Solar meanwhile are blinking dumbfounded at Sunblock, Bloodblock, not at Dazzle who's there more. Bloodblock ends up breaking their knife on Moon, because of 'greeting him', by stabbing, and they're sad.

"What did Sun say about stabbing?"

"Not to do it"

"And what did you do?"

"Stab :("

"And what happened?"

"Our knife broke :'("

Dazzle is just playing with Sunblock and Jack, like good kids, with Earth watching over them. Lunar the deadbeat uncle is watching nutella ads. (I'm salty, nutella is not)

(I'll just mention here, Nexus is still alive at this point in time, he managed to escape from Taurus, though barely, and he's terrified by Eclipseblock. He gave up on the whole kidnap Sun thing. Ruin's probably also gone from there, already in EAPS dimension, cowering from Eclipseblock too probably. Dark Sun is ?, but he's doing that away from Eclipseblock too)

[yousavorthis]

I bet you grew up Grazing your knees

But the fall wasn't fatal Like it was for me

We're the product of love That we do not receive

I'll corrupt every branch Of this family tree

⤷ silver spoon // erin lecount

[annemarieyeretzian]

sam saying “we never lost a fight, except for that time that laudna died.” and ashley taking her lollipop out of her mouth to add “and orym.” with a swiftness,,, the fearne and orym of it all

[alientoastt]

thursdays are meaningful again (magnus protocol)

[thedreadvampy]

in my dream I was at the bar with Arianna Grande (my good friend Ariana Grande) and the barman was like 'oh I loved you in icarly' (Ariana Grande was not in icarly') 'but how shitty of you to not protect your friends from child abuse. why did you fail your castmates? you could have stopped that'

and I got really angry and triggered and started yelling that that's bullshit, it isn't the job of children to protect other children and they don't have the power to stop abuse, it's up to adults to stop it

but my cry-yelling was cut off when Sam took a standing vertical leap over the bar and onto the kitchen counter, another jump up into the shelves in the bar/kitchen, crouched there like a gremlin and started hurling spoons and anything else that was on the shelf at the barman while bellowing in rage. the barman cowered. Sam leapt from shelf to shelf throwing bowls. the barman tried to chase him but kept getting hit with lemons. it was great. I was overcome by love and affection for Sam. later on me and my friends saw him at the party and we were all like mate that was sick as hell. You're so good and cool.

so that's how my brain has elected to tell me that 'you should have done something to protect your friends when you were 12' is a shitty thing for me to say to myself. don't say that. Sam will pelt you with spoons from above.