#sam gilbert

[sims-and-counting]

Gilbert Residence, San Sequoia. Tuesday, 5:30am

Sam: Heaven, we need to talk. All this stress is bad for the baby - 

Heaven: I don’t want to talk to you! You betrayed me, and the Watcher, and our family, and me!

Sam: I’m a changed man! I prayed on it and the Watcher says it’s true and has forgiven me! I stopped seeing that harlot more than a year ago. Are you saying that you can’t forgive me even though the Watcher has? Are you more important than the Watcher?

Heaven: I guess not... If the Watcher really has forgiven you, I suppose I can too.

Sam: Excellent! And I made you an appointment with Pastor Andrews to talk about any feelings you have. He suggested we do some counselling together as well to help you get over these un-Watcherly feelings.

Heaven: Whatever you say, Sam. The Watcher says I have to obey you so I will. But I think we should not tell the children - think of the ideas they might get in their heads! 

Sam: Yeah yeah, whatever. I think Savanna may have overheard the whole thing anyway. Hey, you still made my breakfast, right? I’m starving and I need to run to work. 

[jen-kellen]

All the corrupted namecards from Game Changer episode Deja Vu

[a-somewhat-wiser-sicilian]

I had to go back and check because I had a feeling but

Computer... Enhance

My suspicions were confirmed

THAT'S what was filling me with dread this entire time. They not only had the guy who made one of the best horror shorts I've ever seen as a silly character, but as a consultant because they decided they ALSO wanted to do some fucking scary VHS timeloop stuff.

[gamechangershow]

🪄GAME CHANGER SEASON 6 TRAILER HAS ARRIVED✨

Prepare yourself for another journey into the unknown, guided by @samreich. The new season premieres February 12th, exclusively on @dropoutdottv

For a full crew list for the season, please go here: https://bit.ly/GameChangerS6Credits

[confetticutey]

no because Siobhan bribing the podium inspector was so clever she's so funny

[sparring-spirals]

When people talk about needing to network/know people in showbiz. They're actually talking about "i need a cheerful, polite young man who is good at playing up the "horrified beaurecrat" while in a mildly sinister role in a premise that steadily gets more horrifying" and Sam Reich going "Oh I can get Brian David Gilbert!". They're talking about "I need a someone willing to completely straightfaced create a gag video parodying classic youtuber formula with a ridiculous premise but completely deadpan tone' and Sam Reich going "Oh I can get Sungwon Cho!". They're talking about "I need a guy who is willing to just be the creepiest most sinister clown with the goofiest voice and mannerisms" and Sam Reich going "Oh I can get Josh Ruben!". They're talking about "I need the goofiest guy possible to incompetently eat spaghetti and scatter it all around the set and onto my competitors podiums while doing witty banter" and Sam Reich going "Oh I can get Grant O- he has WHAT. Shit. Zac, Zac Oyama, where are you-"

[roweclementine]

dropout.tv cast members ranked by how likely I think they are to be temporary Game Changer host when they eventually make an episode where they surprise Sam by hijacking the show

8. Zac: it would be funny

7. BDG: I just want him to be on the show more ok

6. Grant: (more) payback for breaking news and like my coffee

5. Lou: Greenroom/Party Bus victim

4. Vic: I just want them to be on the show more too

3. Trapp: was a bingo victim, has game show host experience, is really good at improv

2. Siobhan: was in the hi welcome to the show surprise I’ve locked you in a room now solve my puzzles episode and the time loop episode

1. Brennan: do I even need to explain.

[dropoutdottv]

Watch Grant wash @samreich's anxiety away. I bow to you.

[kyrup]

all of the glitched name cards from this week’s game changer for your convenience.

(transcripts and timestamps in the alt text)

[dimension20official]

A new season of Adventuring Academy is coming to Dropout, starting July 1st! Join host Brennan Lee Mulligan and guests:

Rekha Shankar

Anjali Bhimani

Ify Nwadiwe

Zac Oyama

Brian David Gilbert

Sam Reich

Episodes will launch about once per month! Catch up on last season here.

[dropoutsource]

Dropout America 3

[sims-and-counting]

Sweet Seven is somehow already a toddler! How fast time flies. She’s Mama’s little twin in looks, though I think she lacks my calm and collected temperament! She’s quite a loud baby - luckily Stella Grace has a knack for keeping her quiet, so I mostly leave Seven with Stella Grace. It’s great practice for her!

We got a new dollhouse to celebrate Seven’s birthday, but in just a few hours it was destroyed! No one would own up to it, but the girls were distraught. I suspected it was Sadie since she looked quite jealous of the presents Seven was getting, so I sent her to her room early (once she finished tidying up). 

We finished up the night by watching a good Watcherly movie together as a family! It’s so important to carefully monitor your children’s exposure to media, and make sure they’re only watching wholesome, Watcher-centered media - non Watcherly families should do this more! Then there wouldn’t be so many immoral people in the world!

Baby number eight is due any day now! We asked all the children what her name should be, and we’re choosing from their suggestions. It’s so precious to have the big siblings involved in the birth of their new baby sister - Stella Grace is even going to be present for the birth this time! How special!

[sluttycinderella]

i don’t know why i got so surprised when brian david gilbert showed up in game changer. like he lives there now.

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

wait wait. upon reflection Mike Trapp saying he has four different ideas for what might be going on and so is holding four different realities in his mind simultaneously.

Tragic Protagonist moment. Unknowing foreshadowing king.

[gamechangershow]

Ugh, random podium inspections always happen at the most inconvenient times

Watch the full episode on Dropout

[alfredo-zauce]

Everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance

Everybody is a genius

Who knows it in advance

Everybody do the wenis

The wenis is a dance

Everybody is a genius

Who knows it in advance