#salvulcano

[sal-is-my-favourite]

I had the BEST 5 days of my life on the Impractical Jokers Cruise! 🚢🌊

I met all the Jokers!! 🃏

Sal was so so polite and thanked me for coming on three seperate occasions! I also made him laugh during our photo outside on the deck before departing from Nassau because I asked if he would take the photo so I could stop my dress from blowing up in the wind! 🫶🏻

Q help his arms open for me and gave me the best hug ever! He was interested in my thick Scottish accent asking where I travelled from and if it was my first cruise! He also thanked me for coming 🥹

Murr was the most accessible Joker, I seen him every day around the boat and he was so lovely and happy to take photos! I never got a selfie with him but tried to on the last night at the party and he had other plans trying drown me in Champagne 😂

[ajps-posts]

Sal can serve me anyday in any way 🙄

[jentheone12]

Bad dream house (IJ style) ! - Chapter 1: A sale and a hidden curse (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/974954344-bad-dream-house-ij-style-chapter-1-a-sale-and-a?utm_source=web&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=share_reading&wp_uname=myboysyeah2018&wp_originator=2lAIOr5wOZPRVMGhAheV3vQCYhlO%2FMzekgjWmkl6f%2Bpp9BtLpTESlOc2BqDsU1Lv8nh3vKd7XfVK1EhsEkRMFuJh4iZvSt4KHGoXktcZUoB1oPQKtm3WYuya1up6MFLW This new story (in this case of Halloween inspired on other short Halloween episode of The Simpsons)...!

This week I have published more words of the fic of the jokers in Wattpad (based in a special episode of Halloween of The Simpsons)

[everythingfinetour2024merch]

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[helloantonandrews]

Step into the rhythm and roll with the soulful sounds of the sal vulcano everything fine tour 2024 merch as they hit the road for their highly Anticipated roll with sal vulcano tour 2024.Get ready to experience the raw energy and infectious melodies that have made this band a sensation in the world.

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[xopenseas]

made this in blender^ ^ probably sal x joe

[blackpoolcombatwriter]

Date ruined. Someone must pay.

[thekylemeredith]

For tonight's show:

#ImpracticalJokers star #SalVulcano talks about his new stand up special

La Luz and Kerry Hart details their latest singles

And we look back on a favorite interview with #kurtvile

6p ET on 91.9 WFPK

[nikkiserenity]

Happy April Fool’s Day! Were you pranked today? Are you pranking anyone today? How do you celebrate April Fool’s Day? Here are some goofy/silly photos I’ve done. Which photo is your favorite? Let me know in the comments below! 👇⬇️ By the way, Impractical Jokers is my favorite show ever. One of my dreams is to be noticed by them and even to be on the show someday! Help me tag them so they’ll notice me? Model: @nikkiserenityartist Photographer: @cwarner_fine_arts Assistant: @brad_prime #goofyface #goofyfaces #crazyface #happyaprilfoolday #happyaprilfoolsday😜 #happyaprilfoolschallenge #happyaprilfools #happyaprilfoolsday #aprilfools2023 #aprilfoolspranks #aprilfoolsbaby #crazyfaces #aprilfool #aprilfools #aprilfoolsday #april1 #april1st #aprilfirst #aprilfoolsprank #aprilfoolsjoke #aprilfoolday #funny #goofy #silly #funnyface #funnyfaces #sillyface #sillyfaces @_ifeatured @funny_features_daily @funny.features @funnyfeatures2016 @funnyfeaturess @sill.yfaces @_funny__faces_ @funnyfaces17 @funnyfacescasting @happyaprilfoolsdaynor @april.fools.pranks @edbassmaster @ownagepranks @funny_videos_funny_pranks @theprankzone @statenislandjokers @lmpractical @impracticaljokers_trutv @trutv @therealfatcrow @caseyjost @joe_gatto @therealmurr @salvulcano @bqquinn @impracticaljokerstour @impracticaljokersofficial (at Worldwide) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cqfq-1JOIXQ/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[luzlenoir]

Omg this punishment was insane 🔥 @bqquinn @SalVulcano @jamessmurray @jokerstour #fyp #foryou #foryourpage #JokersWatchParty https://www.instagram.com/p/CpB70AOOrUI/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[sal-is-my-favourite]

All For You

Sal X Reader

After a recent breakup with Sal you go for a walk through New York and out of everyone who do you bump into?

⚠️Gif isn’t mine - Credit to owner⚠️

As you wander down the streets of Manhattan with no where in particular to go, you put your Airpods in listening to a True Crime Podcast as you get some fresh air for what feels like the first time in forever. You were heartbroken over the recent break up with Sal, he was away from home a lot and with the recent passing of my father along with near enough no support from Sal due to him being away so often we butted heads and it ultimately came to calling it a day. Sal tried his hardest when he was on the road to make things work with Facetiming and calling at every opportunity and even that night as I stood in tears in our shared house he begged me not to leave and he told me he’d sacrifice everything for us to work.

That night I left with nothing but my car keys, phone and purse. I had nowhere to go apart from my late father’s apartment which I had to decide to sell or keep it for myself. As I sit on the sofa in the empty lounge with nothing but a tv I look around trying to think of ideas for furniture to fill the empty space. All of my father’s furniture was donated to the Salvation Army, Nobody wanted it and I never thought i’d be in the situation where i’d now be living in the apartment.

I take no notice of the passing crowds as I stroll through Washington Square Park in my own little world. Unbeknownst to me Sal and the other guys were filming in that location today, it wasn’t noticeable as the camera’s were always hidden. It was Sal’s turn to go out and do what the others told him to, he heard Joe in his earpiece speak to the other guys mentioning that the women to the far left looked like you, Sal wasn’t supposed to hear what was being said but Joe forgot to unplug the microphone. Sal looks around in the passing crowd frowning trying to spot you, he looks around and speaks back to the other Jokers making it clear that if this was a joke - it wasn’t funny.

Joe tells Sal to turn ever so slightly to the left and look towards the fountain that I was passing. Sal’s heart drops as he sees you strolling past, he pulls out his earpiece and runs after you. You jump when someone grabs your hand, turning around with confusion on you’re face your heart races a hundred miles an hour as you’re looking into the love of your life’s eyes. Tears threaten to fall down your face as you take out your Airpods, placing them in your pocket. Sal pulls you into him wrapping his arms tight around you whilst softly stroking your hair, you melt into his touch and you’ve missed the smell of his cologne.

You pull away looking at your feet as Sal softly strokes your back. “I’m assuming you’re filming?” I ask already knowing the answer. Sal nods back in response before asking all the usual questions like how’re you, what have I been doing, where am I staying, how am I coping with the grief. Anxiety fills my body and my hands begin to shake as I quickly say goodbye to Sal and near enough run away. I toy with myself trying to decide if I should look back at him which I do and I feel my heartbreak in my chest, Sal’s sat against the little wall of the fountain with his head in his hands sobbing. I stop out of sigh with tears streaming down my face from a mixture of heartbreak and anxiety, I watch as the other Jokers sit next to Sal patting his shoulder and giving him a hug. I felt terrible walking away but he ultimately chose his career over me, something i’d never do over him.

It had been a couple of months since I last seen Sal in person at this point but every night I seen him on Impractical Jokers as I flicked through the tv. Today was my first day off in what feels like forever, earlier in the day i’d been to Ikea and Costco to get furniture and essentials to stock the fridge. I spent the afternoon building all the furniture making the apartment a home and I loved everything that i’d picked up. It didn’t feel so empty now.

I bite the bullet and ask Sal to come over in the evening, he was going to find out sooner or later may as well get it over with. I pull on some leggings and a tshirt as I hear a soft knock at the door, I take a deep breath as I open the door to be faced with Sal who’s stood with a bag from our favourite Chinese and bunch of summer flowers wrapped in brown paper. He smiles as I invite him inside, as we make our way through the apartment towards the kitchen to plate up our dinner Sal suddenly comes to a hault, he knows.

I turn around and look at him as my anxiety goes through the roof, he stands gobsmacked as he looks at my now noticable baby bump. “Sal listen, for the past couple of months i’ve been in and out of hospital with stomach pain and really heavy periods, the hospital thought I had IBS with swelling in my tummy. It’s just as much of a shock for you as it is for me…”. Sal places the flowers and takeaway bag on the counter as he approaches you, he reaches out his hand placing it on the side of your bump softly stroking his thumb over the fabric of your tshirt. I look up at him as tears stream down his face, I hope they’re happy tears. “When do you go to the hospital next?” He asks as our eyes meet. “Tomorrow, 10am”. Sal nods back in response. “I’ll be here at 9.15am to collect you, i’ll drive us there and if it’s ok with you, i’d like to come in.” I agree to Sal’s request as we plate up dinner and sit on the couch.

Sal hadn’t touched his food instead he sat beside me softly talking and stroking my bump. “She can hear you, you know” I softly chuckle. “It’s a girl?” His eyes light up and my heart literally aches at his reaction. “It’s a girl” I confirm, Sal beams proudly at me before placing a kiss on my bump. He smile at me as our eyes lock together, in that moment it felt like the whole world had stopped and it was just us three. Sal leans in placing a soft kiss on my lips before pulling back looking for permission to continue, I wrap my arms around his neck placing my lips back on his as he pulls me closer. We pull away after what feels like an eternity, Sal places his head on mine as he softly speaks. “From now on, everything I do is all for you both. You’ll never need to work or worry ever again. Please can we sort things out between us so we can be a family of three with our little girl?” I nod back in agreement as I take Sal’s hand placing it at the top of my bump where he nearly jumps off the sofa in total shock. “Did she just kick?!”. “She agrees as well, I want to be a family of three and I also want to come home.” Sal smiles as he places a kiss on my hair before clearing away my plate and beginning to eat his food.

[salvating-over-salvator-vulcano]

[70sdegrees]

[impratical-jokers]

EXCUSE ME I—

[thekylemeredith]

"I smoked hash and thought the waiter was trying to kill me"

#ImpracticalJokers' Sal Vulcano joins Kyle Meredith to talk about being terrified, freaking out at at #RufusWainwright show, & getting Curbed by Larry David

#SalVulcano #Comedy #DonRickles #LarryDavid

[rockstarstate32]

Cold Cuddles (Brian Quinn x Reader [Fluff/ Cuddles])

Let me catch you up:

Hanging out with your older brother Sal, had always been one of your favorite things. But, hanging out with his friends... well, that was even better. Joe, Murr, Q, and Sal, were all about 8 years older than you, so, as if goes, you were ‘little sis’ to all of them. But, the only person you didn’t want to be little sis to... was Q. You couldn’t deny, you had a crush on him since you met him the day Sal brought him over. You so badly wanted to make a move in him. But, your brother, and tough attitude probably didn’t help.

[Today]

“Sal, you do realize you’re asking me to come to to New Jersey with you guys, right?” You said as you hoisted yourself onto his kitchen counter. It wasn’t often he’d let you go on tour with them.

“Yeah, yes, Y/N, of course I realize that. And, I want you to come hang out with us! There’s no use in having you stay at home, all alone, all December, so, i wanna take you with us.” He throws his arms up and leans against the counter opposite of you. You say in the silence pondering your thoughts, wondering if maybe this could be the chance to get close to Q. “So...?” Sal pushed the idea.

“Fine, Sal, yes. I’ll go” you sighed defeated.

“Yes!” He pumped a fist. “Best little sis ever!!” He hugged you.

“You’re ONLY little sis, dumbo” you giggled as you hugged him back.

“Yeah, yeah, plane leaves tomorrow at 8:00 a.m.” he says letting go. You nodded. “But, seriously Y/N, you’re the coolest.” He says.

{Time Skip~ the next day @ 6:45}

As you walked sleepily into the airport, you and Sal met the other guys.

“Hey, Y/N” Murr have you a hug and a kiss on the cheek. You returned both and turned to Joe.

“Holy shit, Y/N, you look like the living dead” he says with a slight chuckle and gives you a hug and a kiss on the cheek.

“Yeah, whatever, Joe. Shut up” you said as he laughed. You looked for Q, but, you didn’t see him anywhere.

“Hey Murr” you tapped his shoulder.

“Hmm? Oh, yeah, Y/N. Whats up?” He said as he snapped his attention away from space and at you.

“Q?” You said simply.

“Oh, he left to get you a coffee, he figured you’d be tired.” He says.

“Oh, okie. Thanks” you muttered. You casually layer your head on his shoulder as you felt yourself falling asleep. Moments later, you felt two big arms hug you from behind.

“Hey you!” He says excited handing you a coffee.

“Hi. Thank you” you took the cup and took a long slurp of your coffee.

“So, Sal says that you’re sitting with me on the plane. True?” He asks, taking a sip of his coffee. You nodded. “Mmkay” he says.

{Time skip~ end of the flight/ almost landing}

The one thing that you loved about flying was looking out the window as you landed. Excitedly, you clambered over Q, unaware of how close your hands were to the one spot he’d want you to touch. He smiled at how cute you looked when you were excited.

“What?” You said, as you took a glance at him.

“I just love how excited you get whenever we’re about to land, it’s cute.” He says, smiling. You blushed deeply, hoping he didn’t see.

As you got off the plane, you hopped into a Taxi. Sitting on Sal and Joes lap in an odd way you rode to the hotel. As Sal, checked in you saw Q sitting alone at a table. It was about a 6 hour flight. So, it was already about 3 (includes baggage, the ride, everything), too late to start filming.

“Hey you” you said as you say on the arm of his chair.

“Hey” he says, looking up at you.

“D’you know where we’re all sleeping?” You ask, you wanted to know the sleeping arrangements.

“Yeah. Joe says it’s Sal and Murr, Me and Joe and then you have your own room. But, Sal says you can sleep in his bed, he’ll switch with Murr, and Murray can sleep alone.” He says.

“Oh, okay, cool. Thanks.” You Said, you opened your mouth to say something else but, you stopped when you heard your name.

“Y/N! Y/N, come here for a second” Sal called. You hopped off the chair, and dashed over to Sal.

{Time Skip~ 2:00 am}

You had gotten up because you were freezing cold. You already 2 blankets, but you still cold. You got out of bed, and left yours and Sals room. He ended up making Murr sleep alone. You softly padded your way over to Q and Joe’s room. As you approached the door, it opened to reveal a sleepy Joe.

“Oh, hey Y/N” he whispered. “You coming to steal warmth?” He smirked.

“Yeah, it’s kinda weird sleeping with my brother. Can I come lay with you, or something?” You asked sweetly. Joe had been one of more father figure to you. You had no problem sleeping next to him. After all, you’d done it before.

“Sorry, Y/N, I’m actually heading out to McDonald’s... I’m hungry.” He says. “I want a McFlurry” he stated.

“Oh, ok” you said saddened.

“But, Qs in there...I’ve noticed you making some googly eyes at him, and he likes you. Go cuddle with him.” He mentioned. You shrug and enter the the room. Turning to give Joe a wave, before he left. He smiled and shut the door. You walked quickly and quietly over to the sleeping man. You lightly lifted the covers and got into the bed.

“I was wondering how long it’d take you to finally get your ass over here” he mumbled as you nuzzled your face into his chest.

“It’s cold” was all you said in return.

“Then, curl in closer, babs” he says as he pulls your waist closer to his. You felt his d*ck against your leg as your intertwined your legs with his.

“Mmmm, i love you, Brian” you say spontaneously not caring about what he’d say. His arms wrap around you even more as he draws you closer.

“I love you, too, Y/N. I love you, too” he says as you guys fall asleep. Sighing, you felt as if you won a battle, you won the quixotic Quinn over.