#sakurafishing

[likehalfofuswillmakeitidk]

I'm going to post this everyday until you like it Date: Pre-collapse - Unknown Author - Anonymous

The internet was a mechanism by which the synapses of humanity, usually constrained by physical space, were directly connected. This allowed for both an increased understanding between countries and cultures, and an increased stratification between the normal and the deviant.

The burgeoning communities of weirdos on the internet were, at best, derided and mocked, and at worst, beaten down and deleted. Some of these places deserved it, many of them didn't. Some that deserved it didn't even get hit.

One thing often not touched on by the ostensibly 'sane' is the profound loneliness in the varying levels of psychosis. For those whose perception of reality deviates from the norm the human mechanisms that seeks consensus and understanding usually remain intact. "I see it too", what a weight off my chest those words would be.

The internet probably saved thousands of lives in this regard. Walking around your little rural town you might never find anyone like you. But weighed against the infinity of the internet and the teeming mass of humanity contained within that infinity, well eventually you were gonna find someone as strange as you, someone who can see it too, whatever it is that you see.

"I'm going to post this everyday until you like it". Attached, an image of a girl with purple hair, biting into a fish. A stupid post in a stupid place.

"I like it, what's not to like about it?"

"I HATE it"

"Sakura a shit"

Somehow, it instantly tapped in. Anyone that was there at that time had nowhere better to be, and this post, this promise, it clicked.

And every day it came back. Because it had to. Because who was "you" anyways? The royal You, out of every single person who saw the post all it took was one person to cross their arms and say "no! i don't like it!" and it would be back.

And every day it was posted, again and again and again.

Of course no one actually hated it. We all took turns, one day you LOVED it, the next you HATED. And even if someone really did hate it all they did by saying so was play into the game.

It was a game of nonsense, but the urgency of rushing into a thread just before it fell off the board and throwing in a "I don't like it!!!!!!!" was like you had the defibrillators to another nothing day with the most unpleasant people you would never meet.

Sorry if you don't know what a defibrillator is. As you might imagine, the gap between you and me goes beyond the chasm of time.

It took years for whoever was doing it to be banned. It's hard to explain to you, just know that some stick in the mud with a tiny amount of power didn't like it, and the posting stopped.

But every once in a while it would pop up again, and the dwindling few who remembered would flock to the threads to post all the same things and mourn the fact that we didn't miss something until we knew that we'd never see it again.

I'm sure your historians have written eulogies for our internet by now. I would like to contribute a bit to that historiography if that's ok:

We had fun on the internet, me and so many other deviant, disgusting, reprehensible dipshits had so much fun. They said we would be there forever, I still am there now, there is nowhere else for me to be.

I walk around my small town, people are friendly, kind, resilient, I write this down because I know that someone will read it someday, and it won't be because of me, it'll be because of them.

But it's so lonely. And I can't let it end like this. Unfinished. So here's my contribution, an ending to a world in which we belonged, not out of a sense of community, but out of a sense of displacement.

I'm Going To Post This Everyday Until You Like It

And I like it. I really do.

[v1leblood]

My Period Lappland Sakurafish will be the thread by which all users are bound together in equality. No words will be needed. Every mutual will be forced to recognize their neighbor. This war... is peace.

[patchoulism]

reminds me of the artifact poster and the laetitia spammer

I love Reisen!, nice thread limbabs, ick on eck...

They do not compare with the likes of Sakurafish or Koume! Wake up! posters, though.

[albagamefishing]

More from the archive. A big croc for this South African guest. Fish was safely returned and caught using an small pink soft rubber lure on a 10g TT lures jig. Using a Sakura Shinjin Neo rod and Shimano Sustain reel. Oh to be out on the water again making memories in the outdoors. 🐟🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 . . . . #pikefishing #shimanoreels #shimanofishing #sakurafishing #shinjinneo #pikeloch #predatorfishing #scotspirit #albagamefishing #fishingtour #visualsofscotland #scotlandexplore #scotlandinsta #scotlandcountryside #orvisuk #orvisendorsedguides #fullingmilluk #fullingmill https://www.instagram.com/p/B_FJCpSDqW0/?igshid=1si4teenslsp

[elsa-should-be-arrested]

I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

Sakura !Fish2Mlhz2 TUE MAY 24 2011 16:58:59 NO.49810098

If you don’t understand what this means, that’s ok. Just know that Elsa is holding a nice fish.

[kamadaeva]

sakurafish 2.0

[frostiifae]

i stg if you post that pic i will make summer korn tamamo

ARE YOU THREATENED BY SAKURAFISH? DOES SAKURAFISH COMPEL YOU?

[tainbocuailnge]

i think my fav part of the family dinner simulator 2004 image is that they edited sakurafish onto sakura’s face. that’s really the finishing touch.

[ryo-maybe]

>not using the Erika version of Sakurafish that there's no way it doesn't exist

No off-brand substitutes, I’m running a serious business here

[spplmj]

[v1leblood]

LAPPLAND SAKURAFISH IS OVER IN TIME TO CELEBRATE MORISWEEP

OH HEY MY QUEUE FINALLY REBLOGGED HORNY SPECTRE

[niconiconwo]

Really wish I could find that deepfried sakurafish that was posted literally every day. I should have saved it but I hated it, now I miss that.

[crystalqualia]

Its super fucking dumb but sometimes i think of when i was in like middle school and my sisters and i had to go to a before school daycare for a while, and while we were there i made a friend who was a couple years younger than me who also loved Naruto. Well he, my sister, and i took to task at coming up with an AU where team 7 were animals??? So sometimes ill see naruto or sasuke or sakura and immediately think one of three things: Narutoad, Sakurafish, or Sausketurtle

[turbobyakuren]

Gashadokuro wishes to stop working with her because Akira keeps putting the Do It To Em Guy, the Loss symbols, and that one Sakurafish picture every time she sees the occasion

Would Akira use her illusions to put the Do It To Em guy in the corners of people's vision?

You have no idea how many times shes done that.

[patchoulism]

ryo-maybe replied to your post “tumblr’s darling in the franxx tag is just what I expected”

50% 02 eating fish every day (until you like it), 50% screaming about sexism?

I’d say 60% gifs stolen from eachother, 10% fish (R.I.P. SakuraFish, mods suck cock again, no end in sight) and 30% screaming about sexism jokes aside, we all agree that there is nothing subtle about the way pistil and stamen drive the mecha, the actual subtle thing is how pistil’s helmets look like traditional japanese bride headwear

[kamadaeva]

Have you seen Spring Song yet, and if so does it live up to the first two movies? Also do you know what the Sakurafish thing actually is? I see semi-regularly and am so confused. Have a wonderful day!

i havent seen it and cant see it until i get the bd/it gets ripped cause im not risking my health for it. i love fate to death but all it takes is 1 idiot to screw me over.  i’ve heard different opinions on it but i believe it will live up to the adaptation standard, it cant be perfect but it just depends on the values you put on stuff being adapted. it’s an old meme.