#sakuma rei enstars imagines

[koingks]

deadmen

[raelyn-dreams]

The shuffle song being named "Ringing evil phone" is hilarious to me for all the obvious reasons, but also because of the fact that Ritsu speaks fluent English (Operetta). While I'd assume the rest of them got a translation, Ritsu almost 100% knows exactly how ridiculous that sounds from a full English perspective and decided to go with it because on god he needs to see how this turns out.

Every time he sings that title in a sexy whisper™️ along with four other people who Do Not Realize he probably thinks it's the absolute funniest shit and gleefully hopes Eichi is regretting ever approving this (meanwhile Tsukasa came to support his senior and is currently having an aneurysm in the front row).

[katsuhiras]

grimace shake Rei: a tale in 3 pictures (insp @tobeos)

[reisakumaproducer]

This is the funniest Rei CG to me. Rei is talking about the DDD finals between Trickstar and fine, except he’s backstage with presumably the rest of UNDEAD. Absolutely no reason for him to pose like this in canon. Why is he like this

[rizelcchi]

"We'll take you to the land of promise"

"We want to enjoy the mischievous fate we've been dealt"

[hiyoriddle]

LIFE IS SO DRAMATIC!!

[ ibara saegusa x gn!reader — socmed au ]

13: just how much do i love you?

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[enconfess]

The fact that there are certain characters you can't say anything negative about or dislike without getting told why you should like them is so annoying to me. I'm not talking about genuine hate because I get not wanting to see hate on your faves and I don't think that's okay. I'm just talking about how even if you say you dislike a certain character or make a light hearted slander joke on them then you'll have at least one person who produces that character telling you that you're wrong or something like that. It's most prominent with Eichi and Rinne from my experience, I guess it's to do with how they're not too liked in the fandom on other platforms. But there are characters that people on here can actively dislike or slander like Rei and Tsumugi for example but not be wrong. Yeah they're not wrong for doing that either as long as they're not spreading genuine hate comments but like, why can't things like that be said about all characters? Especially since there's plenty reason to dislike Eichi and Rinne and no one is wrong for disliking any character, I don't think that's something that should even be questioned either as I don't like explaining why I dislike certain characters myself. Not saying I condone actual hate towards any character or anyone who produces them, just saying that it's annoying that even saying you dislike certain characters or picking fun at them is something you'll get shamed for doing. It's annoying. If it wa like that with all characters then as annoying as it is, it'd be a bit more understandable. But it's not all characters, it's just the ones that typically are disliked by a lot of the fandom.

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[alkaloidalypse]

screenshots for my own personal use 

[cottonfeltgembira]

For everytime someone is convinced Rei is a "Horny Dominant Vampire BF" an angel dies

[koihanwrites]

hi! i really like the sibling hcs you did! may i request one with a gn middle child (whos also an idol) for the sakuma brothers? sorry if this didnt make sense! i dont really know how to word my requests

Reader Being Ritsu and Rei’s Sibling (Middle Child) Headcanons!

Gender-neutral reader

Pairings: Rei x gn!reader and Ritsu x gn!reader

Genre: Fluff

Sibling Headcanon Series (Enstars)

Warnings? : None!

Ritsu Sakuma

Firstly, being a sibling with these two can be quite chaotic and troublesome due to Rei and Ritsu's personality.

Surprisingly, you get along with them.

Since you're older than Ritsu, he will look up to you and sees you as someone he can rely on.

He respects you more than Rei.

Your relationship with Ritsu is pretty chill, he trusts you enough to sleep on your shoulder or on your lap at the randomest times.

He also trusts you with his feelings so he finds you as his safe place whenever he feels too overwhelmed with something.

He shows his affection through physical gestures like hugs, cuddles, clinging on your arm and etc.

Ritsu likes getting compliments especially from you.

You will be Ritsu's sleeping buddy forever until you die.

He doesn't mind if you wake him up when he's sleeping, though expect a few whines before he stands up. You're lucky that you're his sibling or else he'll have a grudge on you /j

Ritsu is easily jealous so when you're putting too much attention to someone, he'll cling on your arm and pull you away from the person you're talking with.

Despite his laziness, he is still an intelligent young man so when you're having a hard time doing your homework, he'll help you out but with an exchange.

(That exchange can be 1 week of cuddling or doing mean pranks towards Rei)

If you play an instrument, you two can have duets together with his talent for playing the piano.

Expect him sleeping after playing 2 songs.

Despite his weird and strange his cooking is, he will force you to eat his food with those puppy eyes that you cannot refuse from your younger brother.

Overall, Ritsu can be quite the troublesome brother but deep down he really cares about you and will become (realy) overprotective when someone hurts you.

Rei Sakuma

Rei sees you as his little sibling (despite you only a few years ahead of him) he will mainly treats you as a child.

Despite this, he still respects your matureside and will try to refrain himself from treating you childishly.

He deeply cares about you and will act like a proper older brother towards you (which sometimes turns the opposite since I can imagine you being more mature than him)

Still, you find him trustworthy since that time when you vented your feelings to him, he understands what you feel and will give you advice and comfort that you need.

He is a highly empathetic person so when he finds you sad or mad, he will be the first one who will ask you if you're okay.

Rei doesn't take the "I'm fine" option seriously and will try his hardest for you to open up to him.

Due to Rei's weak body, you're always the one who he can trust with taking care of him.

He greatly appreciates the help you give him and will return the favor sometime.

(casually insert the "grandpa let's get you to bed" meme)

You'll be the one responsible whenever he drinks/eat another expired food/drink so expect checking all of the expiration dates inside the fridge.

Whenever he's sleeping inside his own coffin, you're the only one who can wake him up with one knock on his coffin.

During your free time, when Ritsu is not with you he'll be the one to keep you in company so you won't feel lonely like him in the past.

Overall, he's an empathetic sibling who is willing to help you with your problems. He's also very grateful to have you in his life.

...

The end..... ✩

[poetryandfluffycats]

🦎anon BACK with more brainrot exceot this time it isnt mao but its rei because you would think he would be talked about more than he actually is! (gn!reader below)

imagine youre ritsu + maos childhood friend and with being friends with them for so long of course youve met their families, including your self-proclaimed vampire friend’s hot older brother. i imagine having the biggest crush on him that mao picks up pretty quick but ritsus kinda in denial of, but has an idea. rei probably also knows, somehow. you never try anything with him though, out of respect of your friend and knowing his relationship with his brother. but that is until youre all having a sleepover at the sakuma residence and ritsu and mao are sleeping but you just cant drift off, so you go downstairs to grab a glass of water whilst still in your pajamas. down there you run into rei who finds you extremely hot with your tiny little shorts and old sleeping t-shirt. taking advantage of the fact that you like him, he lures yoy into his room where he absolutely ravishes you. youve probably came more times rhan you can even count on your hands, your body is limp and all you can do is take his big dick fucking you deep inside. you want to scream out but he has a hand covering your mouth, muffling your whimpers of his name. imagine all the hickeys and bite marks he’ll leave behind on your lower collarbone and chest too. i can imagine him whispering such degrading things in your ears too.. “you’re such a dirty bitch, getting off to my cock with my brother sleeping in the other room” “who wouldve thought my baby brothers friend would be such a slut for my cock” “stay quiet, you wouldnt want to wake everybody up, huh?”. afterwards he probably brings you a cup of water (you had left yours downstairs) and makes sure youve found a comfortable place to sleep with mao and ritsu in his bed (on a separate note: REAL BEST FRIENDS SHARE THE BED NO MATTER THE GENDER!!!) and goes on with his life. the next morning mao is lookingg at you and rei like 😟 and ritsu is like ??. oopsies!

sorry for writing a whole fanfic in your inbox , hope u enjoy tho !!!

rei my pookie wookie 🥺 dude isn't talked about enough i fear, whole reason I got really into enstars was because of big titty vampire man.

this ignited something within me Istg. the whole "sneaking around with your best friends older brother" thingy already appeals to me but with rei? yeah am creaming. he comes up behind you the next morning whilst mao and ritsu aren't looking, grabbing your ass and grazing his teeth on your neck, reminding you of the dirty activities you had engaged in with him and making you all hot and bothered again 🤭

might have to sneak off to do smth about that....

[aeoki]

Swing Night - The Two, Divided: Chapter 1

Characters: Adonis, Kouga, Kaoru & Rei

TL Note:

For those who don’t know, this is a direct reference to Kouga’s first meeting with Anzu in the Enstars! main story.

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Kouga: Ugh… I think I’m gonna go crazy…

Kaoru: Oh, this is rare. You’re giving up already, Kouga-kun?

Rei: You’re more of a coward than I’d expected.

Adonis: You can do it, Oogami. You’ve overcome all the obstacles that have blocked your way so far – you’re the coolest man there is, right?

Kouga: Oh, shut up~! This ain’t ‘bout me being a coward!

I just don’t get it! Why do I have to watch all these stupid romance dramas and flicks!?

I’m seriously not interested in this stuff!

Rei: Isn’t it precisely because you have no interest that you should watch and study them?

Although, I am rather sleepy now… Hasumi-kun would pester me to watch the same anime show with him when we were children. I remember watching those episodes while listening to his commentary beside me.

Being made to watch a movie you have no interest in is in itself a form of torture, isn’t it?

But this is necessary in order to help Adonis-kun. Isn’t that what we all agreed to do?

Kaoru: Yeah. We’re learning the types of men that are well-liked and the ones that are disliked to get Urania-chan to call off the engagement.

Kouga: I know that! But I can’t watch this stuff, alright!?

I wanna watch an action flick where the main character’s gettin’ chased by the antagonist and there’s guns being fired off!

Rei: Think of it this way, Kouga: The tactics used in making someone fall in love with you is similar to a car action sequence or a gunfight.

See? The main character’s rival in love was just killed with a bullet of justice – a bullet of love ♪

Kouga: I see. I guess I can enjoy romantic movies the same way then…

Yeah, right! I don’t have that great of an imagination!

Rei: Hmm. Well, if you can come up with the quickest way that will make Urania-chan call off the engagement, then I suppose we could put an end to this, Kouga?

Kouga: The quickest way to get her to call off the engagement…?

…………

Step on her face the first time you meet her[⁎]?

Kaoru: Wow, that’s the worst. Seriously, don’t, okay? That’d be a real accident.

Rei: I’m sure there are women in this world who like men with bad behaviour, but those men aren’t even considered human at that point.

Adonis: I think you’re always honest and correct, Oogami. But I cannot understand that idea. One shouldn’t be violent towards the weak.

Kouga: I–I know! I already regret doing that! You guys were the ones who asked me for the quickest way, dammit!

Rei: So you were aware you were disliked by Young Lady Anzu?

Kouga: She’d put her guard up every time she saw my face, ya know. I felt pretty intimidated too.

Kaoru: Intimidated? That’s how you viewed your communication with a cute girl? That’s just the worst, no matter how you look at it.

Kouga: Just shut up~!

Rei: In any case, deepening our knowledge by watching romance movies should definitely come in handy later.

Adonis: ? What do you mean?

Rei: I received the batch of questions for our magazine interview the other day, but…

One of the questions was “Please tell us about your first love.”

Kaoru: Oh, right. It’s a magazine for female readers, so there’s bound to be questions about romance and the type of girl we like, huh.

Rei: Indeed. After all, love stories will always be exciting no matter what country you’re from. I think they had rather good questions and it was plenty to fill the magazine page.

But I think questions that ask us about actual experiences are not good questions, so I’m thinking of rejecting those sorts of questions.

Kouga: Questions askin’ about our “first love” and whatnot are so frickin’ annoyin’, but I don’t get why you think those aren’t good questions.

Rei: Well, it’s obvious. If we answer truthfully, then our unit’s image will just go down the drain.

Adonis: Sakuma-senpai, the reason you have misgivings on the topic of “first love”... is it because you think we wouldn’t be able to answer it?

Rei: Indeed. That’s exactly so!

Think about when you’ll need to answer these questions on the fly.

I figured if you watched romance movies and dramas beforehand, you’d be able to use that knowledge to put an entertaining twist on your stories and experiences that may be otherwise lacking.

It makes sense as Kouga and Adonis-kun are both children, but it’d also be pretty bad if Kaoru-kun were to get stuck with an answer, right…? Considering his image as an idol is one of a playboy.

Kaoru: I–I can come up with an answer or two!

The question is asking about our “first love”, right? I don’t think my answer would be what people are expecting, though.

First loves are more bittersweet and fantasy-like, right!?

Rei: An excuse, I see. You also said that at the speed of light.

Kouga: No one sees you as a playboy who switches girls like they’re shoes or somethin’, Hakaze-senpai.

Kaoru: Ugh… Talking about love and romance is what I’m supposed to be good at, though…!

Rei: Well, there’s no need to be completely honest. We’re idols unlike those whose image is all about honesty and the truth.

Plus, when idols talk about their first love and romance in general, it’s just gossip. They should be treated as entertaining memories.

Kaoru: I guess. In the worst-case scenario, I can always just make up a harmless story that’s based on a movie.

I bet Adonis-kun and Kouga-kun would hate doing that, though. Lies can be convenient at times, you know?

Sometimes, kind lies that won’t hurt anyone are better than the cruel truth.

I also don’t think the people watching us see us as people who are 100% showing our true selves, either.

We hide our true faces and selves with makeup and beautiful embellishments.

No, that’s what it means to be an idol.

Rei: Naturally, not everything we do show is fake or a lie. Making adjustments as necessary is important – show what needs to be shown and hide what needs to be hidden…

This sounds rather silly, but it’s an extremely delicate issue when it comes to idols. 

Talking about love may not seem significant, but it actually is.

Kouga: Ugh, this is so annoyin’. I ain’t great at being that thoughtful, and I hate it too!

I’m always showin’ people what I’m really like!

Rei: Kouga, you may feel you can still be loved if you do that, but you still need to be thoughtful on a minimum scale. That’s what I’m trying to say.

That’s one of the conclusions reached by the people who are even more well-versed in romance than us – in a way, you could say that’s one correct answer.

Therefore, Kouga, you’ll need this knowledge in the future, so be sure to keep watching the movie with no complaints.

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[twilightmalachite]

Altered - Heaven and Hell 24

Author: Akira

Characters: Tsumugi, Rei

Translator: Mika Enstars

"…I’m sick of “you guys”."

⚠️ This is an import from a unproofed Twitter Livetweet!

Season: Winter

Location: Yumenosaki Academy Library

Content Warning: Contains references to suicide.

Rei: Lemme ask you, actually. Why should I have to do something?

Tsumugi: Why, huh—

Rei: Just ‘cuz I could’ve? ‘Cuz I’m the Superstar Sakuma Rei-chan who could’ve? ‘Cuz I could’ve, I should’ve?

My will, my wishes, my heart isn’t bein’ taken into account.

Why is everyone always trying to make me do everything?

So, I was sick of it, honestly.

Even Keito, who’s always proddin’ at me, begged me. “I’m begging you, please do it. As long as it’s you, it can be done.”

When I looked into that guy’s eyes as be begged at me so, I hated fuckin’ everything.

…I’m sick of “you guys”.

Tsumugi: Rei-kun…

Rei: Ah, I get it already. I’m actin’ like a child. People have positions in society, and they gotta play the role they are expected to play, even out of obligation.

But you know what? I was still just a kid, I couldn’t take that.

Even I was a kid, too, y’know. That was why I sang rock music.

It made me feel a lil’ better, but it didn’t save my soul.

I’m not pure like that “Lil’ Puppy”. I don’t actually love rock music. I was just consumin’ rock as a distraction, just as everyone else consumed me.

But, thanks to that Keito comin’ in there and strikin’ me, that underground live house is no longer a place where I can distract myself.

Every time I’m there, I get irritated, only bein’ able to think of things I hate.

I’ve lost my safe haven.

And I no longer have energy to search for a new one.

Tsumugi: … …

So that’s why you chose to overlook us.

Even though we were trying to subdue you.

Rei: Puttin an end to my borin’ life was the best thing I could’ve asked for. I wished more than anyone for Sakuma Rei of the Five Eccentrics to be subjugated.

For that guy to be trampled and ground into dust, and erased from this world as soon as possible.

That was how I felt at that time.

And so, I overlooked you guys. You probably didn’t realize it, but I even supported ya from behind the scenes.

How come the Yumenosaki administration chose to overlook the student’s steadily growing power?

Did they leave the student council to bend the school’s very rules simply out of incompetency?

Who knows, really. Maybe they got a push from a certain someone who happened to be well-liked by adults.

Tsumugi: You had been diligently building the cross of which you would eventually be crucified upon.

You had given up and wanted to kill yourself.

You must’ve been in so much despair, Rei-kun.

I’m sorry. It was you who saved me, yet I never realized your real intentions.

Rei: Don’t apologize, I had also been maskin’ that depression I had to keep it hidden.

Ahh, I’ve always been bound by my very own character. As everyone’s favorite superstar, Sakuma Rei-chan.

So, I’m tossin’ “that guy” out, and lookin’ for a new character.

And, besides. I feel like it’s my fault for bein’ so desperate back then. I’m like, “Are ya kiddin’ me, are you an idiot?”

If it had been just me, that’d be fine. I didn’t care what cruelty I faced, ‘cuz it’s what I wanted. But truthfully, I’d always felt alone back then, even when there were lots of people surrounding me.

And so, I had only been thinkin’ of myself. Like some grandpa, I’d figured to prep my grave while I’m alive or whatever. Like the selfish person I was.

But, there were people other than me who were gonna be put within that grave.

At that time I never imagined that I would love them so much.

I never thought I’d have a friend who was equal to me.

Tsumugi: The Five Eccentrics, right?

Rei: Yup, the friends you guys gave me. No sarcasm intended. It was you who brought us together, where we then found each other.

Five people, who otherwise would have been alone, were able to find those the same as themselves in this wide world.

It was a miracle.

But, that is where I’m troubled. I regret it now. I shouldn’t have acted so prematurely, I shouldn’t have overlooked you guys out of despair.

Tsumugi. Just as you said, I could have stopped you guys.

But, I didn’t stop you guys. Because I had abandoned myself out of desperation.

I thought I had lost everything. I didn’t believe it would be possible for me to gain somethin’ new and precious again… I never believed it’d be through them.

I hadn’t even considered the possibility at the time.

That is my failure, my sin.

My greatest mistake.

I honestly wish I could punch myself from back then in the face. Tell him, “what’re ya doin’ givin’ everythin’ up, givin’ into your despair like that!?”

But, well, you guys already beat me up, so why bother goin’ out of the way to beat myself up too?

When I try to hurt myself like that, I’d just sadden others more than I hurt myself.

Tsumugi: Then, why—

If you realized your mistake, why didn’t you act? You could have turned it around from any situation.

Eichi-kun was in so much of a hurry, I doubt he would have been able to respond in time.

Even at the final performance, you could have won if you moved with all your might, and ignoring all the plot points up until that point you could have been victorious—It should have been possible!

And yet, even then, you didn’t do anything.

Rei: You don’t know why, Tsumugi?

Nah, you should know the reason by now.

While you’re now able to empathize with a story to the point of shedding tears…

I empathized with the author and protagonist of the story.

He had just looked so happy at long last, how could I ruin a moment like that?

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[reisakumaproducer]

Izurei is my new crack ship. I think Rei should make fun of Izumi being short

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[ninas-gf]

during enstars! era when everyone is in school the characters mostly still live with their families but during enstars!! era people move into the dorms at ensemble square because it’s more convenient. however the dorms are. a lot of comedy potential because some of the room arrangements don’t seem to have been thought through very well. for example, imagine you are aira (yumenosaki first year, rookie idol, average twitter stan) and you head over to your dorm room and find out that your roommates are sakuma rei (talented leader of incredibly popular idol unit, one of the greatest idols of his generation, kind of a living legend) and tenshouin eichi (talented leader of popular idol unit known as one of the BIG 3 UNITS OF ENSEMBLE SQUARE, also your boss) and one of them sleeps in a coffin and the other is keeping a Life-Size Hibiki Wataru Doll in the dorm and also they have beef with each other. every day aira wakes up in a hostile environment

or maybe whoever was in charge of dorm arrangements just enjoys chaos and was doing this all on purpose KSSJKSKSK

on paper this sounds like a dream come true for aira, but it also sounds like living hell skjsksk

it’s also funny that eichi just. has a big doll of wataru in the room??? it’s so random