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actually Thee most important thing about today is that Shoshannah sees it trending and it makes her happy :)

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My Saileen Wedding Contribution: The Bachelorette Party

Eileen’s bachelorette party is something everyone swears to keep secret from Sam, just because it drives him insane and Eileen thinks its funny. Cas obviously tells Dean (because he can’t ever keep anything from his husband, like the cardigan incident) but Dean finds it hysterical how worked up Sammy gets so he won’t spill either. 

Eileen, Cas, Charlie, Rowena and Jo (because Eileen and Jo would have been besties and no one will convince me otherwise) start at a bar for the “pregame” but none of them know how to pace themselves and it devolves from there. Shots, arm wrestling, pool hustling, competitions to see who can pay for the least of their drinks (Charlie and Rowena tie).

Cas was banned from arm wrestling til an overly macho guy wouldn’t take no for an answer (any of them COULD have handled it but after he made the mistake of grabbing Charlie, they wordlessly agreed that murder was likely to dampen the mood and that this was a close second best) and suddenly the mans hand was smashed through the table and he is crying something about freaky blue eyes while the girls skedaddle out to a strip club, because fuck it, it is the bachelorette party.

Then not too much longer after that, they are skedaddling out of the strip club with a new lifelong ban for all 5 of them because who knew that its discouraged to get on stage and strip when it isn’t amateur night (Charlie is bemoaning the loss of access because they have a nerd night and she really likes to come watch Zelda dance).

They make their way back to the bunker and continue the party there. Eileen makes popcorn and they settle into the Dean Cave for a game of poker. Eileen and Jo end up in a faceoff (after Charlie and Cas and Rowena were all banned from playing for reasons ranging from *magic* to can’t stop wiggling her eyebrows at Jo and distracting her with innuendos while claiming that’s how she was taught to win (which is a reasonable defense since Dean taught her)) and Eileen ultimately wins the pot.

Eileen and Cas start trying to debate which movie to watch (Eileen wants Mean Girls and Cas wants Tombstone because hes “starting to feel something” and wants to wear his cowboy hat) until Eileen pulls the Bride card and Rowena says that trumps all. Jo and Charlie disappeared for a while during the argument and the twinkle in Rowena’s eye says she knows they were making out by the bathroom, but she says nothing when they reappear with Jo’s hair a mess and Charlie flushed from different directions and Cas and Eileen were too involved in their silent debate to notice.

They all flop down on the couch and floor and start the movie.  Charlie and Jo are reciting it line for line, Eileen is explaining to Cas that yes, this is where Dean got the saying “It’s not my fault you’re, like, in love with me or something” which explains why he always rolls his eyes when Cas responded with ���Yes, I do love you Dean”. 

They all pass out where they are before “She doesn’t even go here”, with Charlie and Jo leaning on each other, Cas and Eileen splitting the couch and Rowena upright in the chair she claims is her throne.  They wake up to the smell of bacon and pancakes and stumble into the kitchen one by one to find Dean with a nice greasy breakfast to soak up the alcohol. He laughs at the state of them and plops Eileen down at the head of the table in front of a mug, full of piping hot coffee that says “Kiss Me I’m Irish” and has been modified with sharpie to say “and the Bride” after, and enough pancakes, hashbrowns, bacon and eggs to feed an army. “Left Sam with Jody to get ready this morning after I woke up to a few texts that suggested you all may appreciate a hangover helper buffet” he says by way of explanation as to why he was here, since the boys had been exiled from the building to get up to their own shenanigans after the bachelorette party rolled out in Eileen’s car last night. He gives her a quick hug with a peck on the cheek and promises to see his favorite future sister-in-law later to get rid of the future in that description. 

@gryffindorable713 @bend-me-shape-me

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dean cries at LEAST four separate times at eileen and sam’s wedding

[the-chilly-kat]

There was originally gonna be something on fire in the background (probs whatever was left of that shifter that crashed the wedding) but drawing fire is hard so let's all just imagine it

[spockcodeddyke]

✨happy saileen weeding day everyone✨

[spockcodeddyke]

this early morning wedding posting is making me ✨emotional ✨