#saggismashbdaybash

[iammartelo]

friends and family, the time is upon us once again. bday celebrations begin tmrw night at 8pm, very limited g list so hmu pronto otherwise just make ur way down and get involved like a normal person U know the drill: party shit / good vibes / great tunes / no dickheads (except me! 🤷‍♀️) tunes provided by top shelf selectors that I don’t need to tell u about 🔉 as always massive shout to @leeglasspool aka @smutlee on the incredible artwork… HIRE HIM!!! 🎨 yes I know it’s last minute, I’m not a promoter. soz. #saggismashbdaybash #centaurofattention #actuallymyideaofhelltbhbutidliketoseemyfriendsandplaysongs #beigedontage #justdoingthisnow #doorsat8 #djsat10 #surelytheresnomoreinfoicangiveyou #STRICTLYnodickheads #yesyou #hi (at Chinatown, London) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cl83F_7sFdx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[iammartelo]

BDAY PARTY SAT 11/12 💃🏽 COME SHAKE A LEG @ BELOW, 136 SHAFTESBURY AVENUE // 8-2 (last entry 1am!!) MORE INFO SOON COME, IN THE MEANTIME RSVP HERE - martelobday2021@gmail.com RSVP NOT ESSENTIAL BUT ONCE THEY HIT CAP ITS GONNA GET STICKY. NO DICKHEADS. #SAGGISMASHBDAYBASH #HI (at Chinatown) https://www.instagram.com/p/CXL771WAm71/?utm_medium=tumblr

[iammartelo]

SAGGI SEASON IS BACK, OBVS..⁣ ⁣ BRING YOUR PEOPLE, COME JOIN THE WAVE AND RIDE THE BOAT! ⁣ ⁣ WE RUNNING 8 TIL LATE.⁣ ⁣ IF YOU'VE BEEN TO ONE OF MY BDAY PARTIES BEFORE YOU KNOW THE DEAL.. ⁣ ⁣ IF NOT: ITS A DRESS TO SWEAT SITUATION⁣ ⁣ ALL BANGERS - NO CLANGERS⁣ THAT MEANS REAL FUCKIN DJ'S PLAYING JAMS, ALL NIGHT LONG.⁣ ⁣ FULL LINE UP CANNOT BE ANNOUNCED JUST YET, BUT I CAN CONFIRM THE RETURN OF BOUNTY (EARLY DOORS)⁣ ⁣ AFTER THAT ALL VIBES WILL BE COVERED TIL THE LIGHTS COME ON. FUNKY / UKG / BASHMENT / UK / US / NEW SHIT / OLD SHIT & EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN.⁣ ⁣ ⁣ RSVP IS ESSENTIAL SO PLEASE SEND ALL NAMES TO SAGGISMASHBDAYBASH@GMAIL.COM BY ‪THURSDAY 6PM!!!‬ ⁣ ⁣ FRIDAY IS MY ACTUAL BIRTHDAY AND IF YOU DON’T RSVP IT'S £5 OTD.⁣ ⁣ PLEASE DON'T HAVE ME RUNNING UP AND DOWN THE STAIRS ALL NIGHT TRYING TO BRING YOU IN COS YOU DIDN'T RSVP!!⁣ ⁣ IF YOU THINK YOUR MATES MIGHT WANNA COME JUST PUT THEM DOWN INIT. ⁣ ⁣ VENUE: EARTH HACKNEY, ‪11-17 STOKE NEWINGTON RD, DALSTON, N16 8BH‬⁣ ⁣ ⁣ LAST BUT NOT LEAST:⁣ NO DRESS CODE / NO DRAMA / NO DICKHEADS⁣ ⁣ X BIG LUV X⁣ ⁣ #HI #CELEBRATEMARTELO #CELEBRATEMARTELO2019 #CENTAUROFATTENTION2020 #MYNATURALFORM #SAGGISPESH #SAGGISGETINFREE #SODOESEVERYONEELSETBH #UNLESSYOUFORGETTORSVPLIKEAPOOMPLEX #ANYWAY #DASSIT #NODICKHEADSYEAH #OKSWOIT #HI (at EartH (Evolutionary Arts Hackney)) https://www.instagram.com/p/B54_3PmgASW/?igshid=1xszztovr7vbw

[iammartelo]

Glasgow - 1990’s: yung hi-top doing some kind of dumb dance and being the #centaurofattention.. 👀🙈♐️🐴⁣ ⁣ London - 2019: throwing a bday party next weekend init (bday is 13/12), if you’ve been to any of these before you know the drill.. if not, get involved. ⁣ ⁣ strictly good vibes, good tunes, good people, no dickheads.⁣ ⁣ if ur down rsvp to SaggiSmashBdayBash@Gmail.com for list otherwise it’s like £5 OTD probably (baby gotta eat) 🤷‍♀️⁣ ⁣ line up TBA shortly but will be tasty obvs. 😎⁣ ⁣ dazzit, bday bash at @earthackney Saturday 14th December - dont fuck about and waste everyone’s time trying to rsvp on the day. ⁣ ⁣ big love. X⁣ ⁣ #tbt #iguess #and #selfiemaybe #questionmark #anyways #wemove #celebratemartelo2019 #theflyerisnotserious #ijustthoughtthereversecentaurlookedpainful #andimwaitingforsmutleetofinishtherealflyercos #saggiseasonhasreturned #allsaggisgetinfree #mysticmegwillbeonthedoor #sojusttellheryourdobandyoullbesorted #orrrrputitinyourrsvpemail #probablyeasiertbfandtbh #centaurcity #notevensureibelieveinstarsigns #butitswhatppldoaintit #okthatsalligot #actuallyhangon #votelabour #savethenhs #epsteindidntkillhimself #ftp #acab #rightimdonedone #hi (at EartH (Evolutionary Arts Hackney)) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5r2J6rg-DE/?igshid=3kc3p3r7yarh