#sage the sarcosuchus

[royalmagiciangirl]

Lucky and Sage are here to emotionally support me while I study for my test. The topic right now is additive manufacturing of polymeres.

It might sound ridiculous but it helps me remember what I need to learn when I explain it to them.

@paleopinesofficial thank you for the best study companions ever!

[paleopinesofficial]

Bisexual starter pack -

✅ That one specific shade of sage green ✅ One warm and cold beverage at the same time ✅ Large Dr Martin collection ✅ The super cool brand new Bi Pride Sarcosuchus plushie from Makeship and Paleo Pines (which is available to order now btw 👀)

[aaaaagaronia]

tell me somethings about sarcosuchus and/or sage

oh babies!

sarcosuchus has a name now!! his name is Kenna!

when he first met Cani (kaprosuchus) he nearly lost a good chunk of his tail because they got in a nasty fight. Instead he walked away with a big scar on his leg that probably still has a tooth somewhere in there

he’s pretty chill but most of that is simply due to the fact that he’s  a big boy and needs to spend a bunch of time out of the water to like regain his energy but even then he’s not all that energetic unless really ticked off so he just doesn’t do much

Sage is a very jittery babey

they don’t really know why, they just know they’ve been an anxious and jittery mess for as long as they could remember

they try their best to like, handle it on their own and they do make progress with it!! they have an emotional support dog named Abe and she’s a Newfoundland. Sage loves her to bits and is super protective of her and everyone respects that. Except Thanos. But like Abe is literally the only reason Sage will get in his face and that like,, kershroinks him because he’s so used to seeing sage being this timid widdle thing only to sudden go feral in his face fljngbjkgfvd

tl;dr Sage loves their dog 

[aaaaagaronia]

uh hey ask me about my ocs!

Sage: an anxious carnotaurus that taught themselves how to climb trees

Remi: relatively cool and collected irritator. is not to be messed with

Thanos: says the marvel villain was named after him. that’s actually the name of his species tho like seriously. hates being called a nerd.

Maq: a big clumsy acrocanthosaurus that is adamant he’s a cowboy

Poppy: witty, short and sweet armadillosuchus. bites your fingers as a warning. likes cheetos

Cani: a kaprosuchus that lost a good chunk of her tail. stays in the water more than the other crocs

Sebi: a sarcosuchus with way too many dad jokes. appreciates a nice time sliding around in mud

Epan: a trans guy allosaurus and proud of it!! teaching himself how to swim

Sniks: an old amargasaurus. grandpa. sleeps a lot. calls everyone squirt

Connie: another old amargasaurus. grandma, more active than her mate but is perfectly content sitting next to him for hours on end

Avery: a whiny edmontosaurus. can’t be shut up because everyone else is small while he’s a fucking mountain

Cenai: a short tempered pachyrhinosaurus. working on his temperment with the help of Sebi

Bai: a kick ass yutyrannus. the only one who snaps back full force at Thanos

Josie: a lonely concavenator. doesn’t really talk to anyone but also doesn’t seem to mind that

Callie: leader of the dakotaraptor pack. big chatter box 

Nebbie: twin sibling to Callie. Judges everything xir sister says

Fabi: unsure if blood related to the pigeon siblings. but doesn’t really care at this point

Dren: a selective mute postosuchus. fairly new to the group and isn’t sure who it’s comfortable being around yet

Hai: a dsungaripterus who feels superior to in the sense that he can have the highest view of things. acts like a brat usually but he sticks up for sage when remi isn’t available

Ron: male troodon who tends to keep closer to the nest and monitor a clutch of eggs he shares with Becky. Pretty friendly as long as you stand 3 feet away from the nest

Becky: female troodon. More snappy around others when close to nest. has midwest soft wife vibe when she isnt feral djskfnhds

Vivi: fat fuck lythronax who genuinely couldn’t care less about whats going on around pix. keeps trying swallow random shit

[aaaaagaronia]

irritator?

sorry this took so long to do!! i couldn’t do it on my phone ;w;

B A S I C S

full name: Remi (they! finally have a name!!)

gender: genderfluid

sexuality: pansexual

pronouns: they/them

O T H E R S

family: they don’t know

birthplace: somewhere in Argentina

job: being an irritator

phobias: none

guilty pleasures: eating grass and chewing trees

M O R A L S

morality alignment?: true neutral tbh

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice

T H I S - O R - T H A T

introvert/extrovert: extrovert

organized/disorganized: disorganized

close minded/open-minded: open minded

calm/anxious: calm

disagreeable/agreeable: agreeable

cautious/reckless: primarily reckless

patient/impatient: patient

outspoken/reserved: reserved

leader/follower: leader

empathetic/unemphatic: empathetic

optimistic/pessimistic: actually pretty pessimistic

traditional/modern: modern

hard-working/lazy: hard working

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

otp: remi and sage (carnotaurus, im finally coming up with names gbhgf)

ot3: remi, sage and just them being happy

brotp: remi and Valerie (kaprosuchus)

notp: remi with like everyone else except aly (sarcosuchus)