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18+ | cw: improper use of plumping lipgloss, mentions of alcohol, oral sex, it's steddie endgame i promise | crossposted on twitter
it’s no secret, steve likes making out. likes isn’t a strong enough word. he loves making out. loves grabbing hold of someone and pulling them close, loves laying over them on a couch, on a bed, hips just barely moving as he takes them apart with lips and teeth and tongue.
that doesn’t change once he’s had a few drinks either, body tingling with tequila or vodka or something equally strong that has his inhibitions thrown to the wind. he’s always able to find someone willing to dance with him, hips pressed together and arms wrapped around shoulders.
it’s usually girls, pretty things with pretty hair that draw steve in like a punch drunk happy moth to an overzealous flame. they’ll turn their heads with a flirty shy smile and follow him out to the dance floor before pressing up tight against his front.
they’ll curl their fingers into his where they rest low on their hips and keep him close. they’ll drop their heads onto his shoulder and let their breath ghost over the side of his face until he gets the all too obvious hint.
steve likes making out on a dance floor. no, not likes.
loves.
that is until his lips are covered in sticky, sweet lip gloss and he’s pulling away because his tongue is on fire, tingling from something other than alcohol and the thrill of being in a pretty girl’s mouth.
“what is that?” he yells into her ear over the bumping bass.
“sorry,” the girl says sheepishly, “it’s my lipgloss. it plumps my lips.”
she goes back in to kiss steve once more and he isn’t exactly going to deny her. her lips are pretty just like her, plump and shiny and all too inviting, so he kisses her back. the gloss is spicy on the cracks of his lips, on the tip of his tongue when he he pulls her lip in between his teeth. it’s addictive in a way. he wonders if his own lips will plump up from the contact alone.
later, when they say their drawn out goodbyes outside of the club, he’ll ask to borrow the lip gloss since his night isn’t over yet. she’ll pull it out with a grin and apply it so sweetly to her own lips and then to his. her touch is gentle and precise before she puts the tube back in her purse and then connects their lips for a final time.
steve likes to make out. no, not likes.
loves.
so he goes to a bar around the corner, robin hot on his coat tails with some blonde she picked up attached to her side, and he’ll order a vodka soda that he can sip through a straw so he doesn’t destroy his pretty glossed lips. the bar is grungy, but steve almost prefers that, able to blend into smoky shadows and dark corners while he watches the crowd.
while he watches someone in the crowd watch him back.
he has wild curly hair and handcuffs on his belt and steve swears he’s staring at his lips and the way the light is bouncing off of the gloss, but he isn’t too sure. not until there’s wild curly hair and handcuffs on a belt standing right in front of him.
steve has a different confidence with guys. maybe it’s because he has to read them a little differently. maybe its because he gets read by them a little differently, too. but flirting is flirting all the same and steve finds himself biting at his lip and licking away some of the spicy lip gloss with a wince as it burns the inside of his mouth.
curly hair handcuff guy is cuter once they start talking for a while, all animated and vibrant, a bright shiny beacon in a dingy bar. he finds out his name is eddie with a lingering handshake that means something, fingers trailing and tingling like they had a spice to them, too.
they don’t dance, but they do end up out back, sharing a cigarette as drunk people stumble around them. it’s easy enough for eddie to light, flame from the lighter sparking in his big, brown eyes.
“so steve,” he says, flicker of some other kind of spark in his eye, “where to?”
and steve knows how to do this part. he grabs the cigarette out of eddie’s mouth and puffs on it himself, blowing the smoke over his head. “is it too forward to say i don’t think i can last much longer without getting my mouth on you?”
eddie grins and lets his eyes flit down. “no. is it too forward for me to say that i’d let you do anything to me, mouth or otherwise?”
he takes the cigarette back and steve can see his trace left behind on the filter, can see when the hint of gloss hits eddie’s lips if the wrinkle of his eyebrows is anything to go off of.
he doesn’t say anything, just winks over at steve. he doesn’t say anything, just drags him into a taxi. he doesn’t say anything, just wraps a hand high over steve’s thigh, just pushes steve up against his apartment wall, just fumbles over handcuffs and pushes down his jeans.
steve likes making out. no, not likes.
loves.
if he loves making out, then he really fucking craves giving head. he feels like a cartoon animal with hearts popping out of his head as he pulls eddie’s cock out of his briefs. he licks his lips like he’s starving and regrets it when the gloss singes his tongue.
steve looks up from his knees and swipes a finger over his lips, holding it up high for eddie to see. “taste it,” he whispers.
eddie’s eyes widen, but he obediently bends his neck, tongue lolling out so he can lap at steve’s finger. “your lip gloss is spicy,” eddie says flatly as he recoils.
steve nods. “and it’s going on your cock unless you say otherwise.”
which is how steve finds himself turning eddie into a writhing mess. his hands hold onto the backs of eddie’s shaking knees as he works over his cock. his hair stings as eddie tugs on the strands. his eyes water as he sucks him in deeper and deeper into his throat, spicy lipgloss tingly on his tongue and cheeks.
“you are a fucking wonder,” eddie whines, hips humping as he grinds himself further into steve’s mouth. “just fucking made for this, huh?”
steve pulls off and spits on his cock to jack his hand over it as he pulls the head to his lips. he rubs the sensitive tip over his lips just to watch eddie twitch.
“you have no idea.”
he blows a line of cool air over the gloss that’s left there and drinks in the way eddie’s eyes roll back in his head before swallowing him back down, reveling in the spice that hits the back of his throat as he does so.
when eddie comes, he pulls steve off so he can paint his pretty, puffy, plump lips with it, dragging his cock over them to make a mess. it’s not a surprise when steve licks it off, spicy and salty and a special kind of sweet that he thinks is all eddie. he leans up to place a kiss into the thatch of hair over eddie’s cock, smearing behind come and shiny lip gloss.
“you gonna wait for me to come in my pants or can i go fuck you?”
steve likes making out. no, not likes.
loves.
and he loves giving eddie head. and he loves fucking eddie. and he loves waking up with a spicy, sticky residue on the side of his cheek after falling asleep with his head on eddie’s chest.
and maybe, just maybe, he’ll love eddie someday, too.
#writing steddie smut at work to try and get my steddie brain worms back because they have been off at war apparently#pls don't try this because i'm sure it's not an actual safe thing to do with plumping lip gloss#this is not even remotely beta read so ignore typos pls#my writing#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#steddie smut#steddie drabble#steddie fic#steddie ficlet#this is 30% based on a true story where i kissed a pretty girl at a bar with my plumping lip gloss on and she liked that it was spicy#it sadly didn't go anywhere after that tho
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True love is possible only in the next world. For new people. It it too late for us.
(Redraw for @pakhnokh's DTIYS post!)
#better drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangij#Finally I can redraw a pahknokh piece with *permission* B*)#I was so excited to see you (pakhnohk) do a dtiys! It's such a fun skill building activity & I really hope to see more people bring it back#The composition and melancholic feeling of the original piece is so lovely! Thank's for setting this up!#Lighting is still kind of my enemy. In the way that getting curb stomped is my enemy. I had fun trying to figure it out though but...#I have a long way to go and that's okay!#Sadly I feel like I overworked this and made the colours a mess B*( That's *Also* Okay - I learned something from it.#The Robert Kurvitz quote is one that I feel *really* fits the heartache of the yiling laozu and hanguang-jun era.#As painful as it is...No...I don't think there was ever a chance they could have had a true romance in wwx's first life#It was always going to be a tragedy.#Sometimes the right person comes at the wrong time. And when you realize what they really mean to you it is the wrong time once again#They get to try again though! They get to be happy B'*)
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POV: Your girlfriend has finally returned from her assignment. But, she has grown a will of her own and she despises you. And it pains you to see that she is so much happier without you. If only you were smarter and never handed her over to Ketheric. Maybe she would still love you because she was the only one in this world who ever did, even if it wasn't real.
#bg3#baldur's gate 3#minthara#minthara baenre#evil murder kitten#orin#orin the red#orin and minthara are such tragic characters#they are both so incredibly lonely and crave for nothing but love and acceptance#i have my own reservations about this ship#but i do believe that if minthara was never tadpoled#she would have actually come to love orin all on her own#can you imagine how different orin might be to experience true genuine and unconditional love?#to have someone by her side who saw the same beauty in murder as she did?#to have someone who was actually and truly devoted to her?#sadly - minthara and orin would only ever bring out the worst in each other and they would go on a downward spiral#but at least they would go down the spiral together
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Day 327 | id in alt
Both the first and the last survivor of idle transfiguration.
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#i just think it would be funny if she tweaked out worse sometimes#itadori: Kugisaki!! How are you!!#Kugisaki visibly contorted and tweaking while in the mist of trying not burn a hole through Itadori: im the hottest bitch alive#that just fucked her up psychologically. mentally and physically. she got the whole package and more#shoko cant heal that so you just get Kugisaki mumbling bullshit to herself#shes going to forget gojo yknow. she might be the only one in that whole sorcerer group to do so#shes funny like that.#you bouta fucking catch these hands if you EVER think Kugisaki is gonna confide anybody with this#Kugisaki getting her head caved in with a rock and walking it off like a true sorcerer(she told herself that)#sorry to all the maki believers but she is not second scanning Kugisaki acting weird unfortunately and i mean this sadly#Kugisaki walking off the horrors(Shes running into the woods)
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🗣️ INIESTA: "Barcelona and the national team are lucky to have two great players in Pedri and Gavi. At the same time, they have to carry a burden on their shoulders that should be on more experienced players."
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#okay!#i mean true#but what the fuck#ever been so gay pinterest exposed you for it?#I'm going to chew his face off#notice vinny there too#sadly not joel#these 3 have been driving me INSANE the past 2 months#i need a lobotomy#vinesauce#vinesauce vinny#vinesauce joel#vargskelethor#vargskelethor joel#jerma#jerma meme#jermaposting#jermacore#jerma985#jerma fandom#jerma posting#jerma986
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eyrie kisne (au ra edition) outfit collection
#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#i should have a gpose tag#oc: eyrie kisne#ive been wanting to do this for a hot minute#woodland warden skirt + clown boots have been a staple with these glams#sadly they arent pictured here but also the holy rainbow bottoms with the short skirt + garters#ough the garters do things to my brain#it feels very true to viera eyrie's style too#they translated so so well into a little au ra its so fun#it feels so much like eyrie#im gonna miss them being a little goober#but probably gonna fanta back soon bc patch on the 12th
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idk if this is a weird thing to say but ur art has really helped me better accept my body as a trans person with a lot of body hair and a bit of belly. it's so nice to see characters that are drawn with Actual Body Fat and still treated as hot and desirable in-universe so thank u!!
Hiya.. this is something I take very personally so thank you 🧡🧡🧡
#it's true out-of-universe so why not in-universe#sadly neither islin nor bowman have much body hair because ginger and blond respectively#but nico is there for u... swagfully hairy
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redraw of some ocs circa 2011. tried to draw them in a way my child self would approve of LOL
#my art#ocs#hana#ches#when the employment gets so serious you have to larp being 11 again#ive redesigned them in the past but this is more true to their og designs#as u can probably tell. LOL#sadly i dont have any old art on hand for comparisons sake
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every time i start developing faith in humanity something like a presidential election happens and reminds me that a devastatingly large percentage of people are straight up evil and proud of it
#i could be so generous as to say some are just sadly misinformed but to be so honest i don't think that's true#it's 2024. they're just evil#god. i have to go abuse substances now#me
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"I’m sorry that you had to suffer in silence. I’m sorry you never had someone to confide in. I’m sorry that nobody picked up on the hints you gave. I’m sorry that you still carry the same pain."
- unknown
#foryou#tumblrpost#source: tumblr#quotes#literature#quoteoftheday#poems and poetry#poetry#life quotes#beautiful quote#sadcore#sadly true#sad but true#sad thoughts#sad quotes#writers and poets#im sorry#im so tired#tired
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Taking a snooze.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#flowers#should I have a tag for photography? I don't know how often I'll do this though.#As I was making my little sona cut out I realized I had the power to make a dream come true.#The dream to make tiny mdzs characters snooze in a flower. For *real* this time.#So now we have little Wangxian having a little fairy nap!!!#They are quite literally thumbprint sized (actually a bit smaller) and I adore them immensely.#These flowers are also zinnias! Not sure of the exact subspecies name though.#I have few variations and a high quality version but I think this one is the best.#My favourite one position wise is sadly botched by my friend's iphone doing some wild automatic adjustments.#aka: it made the cutouts *SO BLUE* and Super Low Contrast. Sadly unusable B*(#If people like this kind of content I'd love to do more! Feedback and suggestions are welcome to!#*too.
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i finished yokai gakuen
#jinpei jiba#yokai gakuen#yokai watch jam#y gakuen#DO I THINK JINPEI IS GENUINELY QUEER-CODED?#NO.#AM I CONVINCED HE IS THOUGH?#YES#can't believe i went 'jinpei's thing with older ladies is because he has mommy issues. he's actually gay'#AND THEN THE#THE HEALING THING WITH LANA HAPPENED...#then there's the third opening it's. so funny#it's talking about mysteries UNTIL jinpei and raimu are together#then it switches to romance#then it switches to mysteries again#AND THEN ROMANCE WHEN JINPEI AND RAIMU ARE TOGETHER AGAIN#OH ALSO THE THIRD OP IS NAMED ANCIENT ROMANTIC. LANA SAYS SHE'S AN ANCIENT. THEREFORE RAIMU IS TOO. HOW IS THAT NOT ON PURPOSE#also i'm very sure he has a crush on matarou too like come on#which is really sad because raimu left and then matarou left. the poor guy gjrhbgrg#anyways my review is that wow that was a mess. i mess i'm attached to sadly#also i need to edit the post on haus-mom where i got some things wrong#the way of the alma is that i get into a popular-ish franchise and instead of staying on my lane#i get into the weird spin off nobody has ever heard off. why does it keep happening#it's really funny because i kept calling jinpei my cat son (my stupid cat son to be more specific)#and there are two (2) characters i currently call my children (i do not call myself hau's mom even though it's still my url fjebhgher)#and those are jinpei and yuuichi mizuoka. which is really funny. because yuuichi would kill him on sight i'm sure. or they'd be besties#no inbetween#hold on... isn't that the true spirit of brother-ness?#anyways i will maybe post my liveblogging to my liveblogging blog it has been. a trip jebgher
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when you go to a festival in Darkwood but your partner doesn't know how to control their own drunkenness
#these two are part of my AU btw#sadly I'm very slow so... yeah c':#it's taking a while for me to prepare everything for it to make sense? lol sgdfgsdjksk#cotl au#cotl#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#cult of the lamb art#cult of the lamb narinder#cotl narinder#cotl lamb#narilamb#true devotion
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Myel and the most normal of his boyfriends <33
#sadly true which should really worries Myel. sweetie that tall pink hair guy you got there is FUCKED UP!!#but i can't stop drawing super cute and cheesy art of them uurhg </333 i need them to explode#his name is Stellan btw.. one of my fav ocs rn but i think i barely posted him 3-4 times#Myel smiled at him once and he hates himself so badly it was enough for him to fall in love#my art#oc art#digital art#oc artist#Myel#Stellan#mlm art
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"Over a decade after its release, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) still stands out as George Lucas’s summative and most masterful artistic statement. I use the word “summative” deliberately, because Sith incorporates a broad cinematic heritage, and also draws from Lucas’s own interests in narrative/illustrative art, architecture, world religion and mythology, anthropology, philosophy, pedagogy, and even race-car driving. In finding a tonally and visually radical common ground for these fixations, the film also addresses and subverts the director’s own oeuvre; and, as has always been the case with Star Wars, Sith contends with the poles of past and future, searching for (and sometimes grappling with) the space between. Of course, the Star Wars saga has always been anachronistic, employing science fiction iconography while also pulling famously from Joseph Campbell’s theory of monomythic commonalities in world narratives; the original film, released in 1977, also acted as a gateway to a commercial future, opening the floodgates (along with Steven Spielberg’s Jaws [1975]) for a new kind of American blockbuster cinema. However, while Lucas and Spielberg offered auteurist statements on genre that were also fortunate enough to generate mass appeal, the majority of big-budget fare has since become studio-incubated and sanctioned by market control groups, resulting in films that are often devoid of passion for cinematic language. Ironically and sadly enough, this can certainly be said of J. J. Abrams’s insipid The Force Awakens (2015), a reactionary attempt to conserve a falsely utopic view of the saga’s origins."
—Mike Thorn, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith: George Lucas' Greatest Artistic Statement?
#revenge of the sith#prequels appreciation#George Lucas#the prequels#star wars prequels#prequel trilogy#pro Lucas saga#anti Disney#anti TFA#anti sequels#the sequels were made specifically in rejection OF Lucas’ prequels#they purposefully ignore his immense artistic achievement#in favour of fake nostalgia that panders to an inaccurate view of what actually made his work so compelling#it’s why I will always prefer the auteur’s touch#rather than mass produced corporate bullshit#call me pretentious all you want#but people who think SW can just be wrenched from its context as Lucas’ creation#and think you can just reject or ignore the Prequels#are just as delusional as people who think that stupid Amazon series has anything to do with Tolkien other than in name#there are creators and then there are true artistic story telling geniuses#and sadly once they become popular their work is often ‘pearls before swine’
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