#sacha smirnoff

[leanstooneside]

A wink is as good as a nod, to a blind man (FOXACID)

◊ HAYDEN PANETTIERE'S NECK

◊ JESSICA BIEL'S CHEEK (ACUTE APPENDICITIS WITH LOCALIZED PERITONITIS)

◊ DAISY DE LA HOYA'S LOWER LEG (CORROSION OF THIRD DEGREE OF MULTIPLE SITES OF LEFT WRIST AND HAND)

◊ SONJA MORGAN'S NOSTRIL (RETINAL HEMORRHAGE, LEFT EYE)

◊ JAY Z'S FOREARM (ACUTE MASTOIDITIS WITHOUT COMPLICATIONS, UNSPECIFIED EAR)

◊ LUPITA NYONG'O'S EYELASH

◊ AMBER RILEY'S NECK

◊ JOSEPH GORDON-LEVITT'S EYEBROW

◊ HEIDI KLUM'S NOSTRIL

◊ EVANGELINE LILLY'S LEG (MONOCULAR ESOTROPIA WITH OTHER NONCOMITANCIES, RIGHT EYE)

◊ ZOOEY DESCHANEL'S TONGUE

◊ ANNASOPHIA ROBB'S CHIN

◊ LARRY KING'S LOWER LEG (LACERATION OF OTHER MUSCLES, FASCIA AND TENDONS AT SHOULDER AND UPPER ARM LEVEL, LEFT ARM)

◊ CHRISTINA APPLEGATE'S FIST

◊ SCOTT SPEEDMAN'S CALF (CONTUSION OF LEFT BACK WALL OF THORAX)

◊ ADAM LEVINE'S CHIN

◊ ROBERT DOWNEY JR.'S UPPER ARM (UNSPECIFIED CORNEAL DEPOSIT, UNSPECIFIED EYE)

◊ SACHA BARON COHEN'S ELBOW

◊ CAM GIGANDET'S EAR

◊ KELLY OSBOURNE'S ARM

◊ GAVIN ROSSDALE'S UPPER ARM

◊ COURTNEY LOVE'S THIGH

◊ JANELLE MONAE'S CALF

◊ BRUCE WILLIS'S HAIR (ACUTE TONSILLITIS, UNSPECIFIED)

◊ LIEV SCHREIBER'S NOSE

◊ KARINA SMIRNOFF'S MOUTH

◊ RUSSELL CROWE'S ANKLE

◊ PATRICK DEMPSEY'S HEAD

◊ ZOE SALDANA'S FOREARM

◊ REBECCA GAYHEART'S KNEE (BENIGN NEOPLASM OF CONNECTIVE AND OTHER SOFT TISSUE OF LOWER LIMB, INCLUDING HIP)

◊ KIMORA LEE SIMMONS'S FOREHEAD

◊ JULIANNE HOUGH'S SHOULDER (LACERATION OF FLEXOR MUSCLE, FASCIA AND TENDON OF RIGHT INDEX FINGER AT FOREARM LEVEL)

◊ ZACHARY LEVI'S FOREARM

◊ MARCUS SCHENKENBERG'S TOE

◊ DENNIS RODMAN'S FOREHEAD (DISORDER OF CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM, UNSPECIFIED)

◊ JENNA ELFMAN'S TONGUE

◊ REGGIE BUSH'S TOE

◊ WILL SMITH'S WRIST

◊ DAKOTA FANNING'S BACK

◊ JERRY SEINFELD'S FOREARM

[sodascherrycola]

Instagram Intros (Alexei & Anneliese’s Kids)

Nikolai Alexei Smirnoff

DOB: September 27th 1978 Age: 42 years old Hometown: Krasnoyarsk, Russia S/O: Nicole Peterson Kids: Heidi and Everett Best Friend(s): Daniil Knudsen Aesthetic: The typical older brother, always wanted to be successful, and absolutely idolized Alexei and wanted to be just like him. He was a daddy's boy through and through and very protective of his younger siblings.

Wes Mikhail Smirnoff

DOB: July 19th 1980 Age: 40 years old Hometown: Krasnoyarsk, Russia S/O: Sofia Gonzalez Kids: Matteo Best Friend(s): Grigory Rakitić and Maksimilian Safin Aesthetic: He was the party animal out of all his siblings. He did suffer from the pressures of being manly and tried to prove to everyone that his is a man, which caused many dangerous stunts to show off to his friends. He was very close to his mother and was always a mama's boy, though his mother did worry about him, he did eventually settle down.

Anastasia Louisa Smirnoff

DOB: January 11th 1984 Age: 36 years old Hometown: Krasnoyarsk, Russia S/O: Thomas Ethenburg Kids: Jackson, Prescott, and Dmitri Best Friend(s): Irina Mosolov and Mira Baladin Aesthetic: Very clean pinterest look, loves to travel and lives like some sort of russian supermodel. Always seems put together during the day, and always going out with friends at night. Learned her secret breakfast hangover cure from her mother.

Ivan Venedict Smirnoff

DOB: December 14th 1987 Age: 33 years old Hometown: Krasnoyarsk, Russia S/O: Kelly Williams Kids: Nathan, Emmeline, Torrance, and Olivia Best Friend(s): Thomas Minsky Aesthetic: He is a very talented writer and wanted to become a crime journalist when he was young. His parents encouraged this and he would go around is small neighbourhood and interview anything he could. When he was 18 he moved to New York City where he met his now wife and became a reporter for the New York Times.

Ella Viktoria Smirnoff

DOB: August 28th 1990 Age: 30 years old Hometown: Dyer, Indiana S/O: Nicholas Griffin Kids: None Best Friend(s): Melina Gorbachev and Lukas Pasternak Aesthetic: She is the fun aunt all of her nieces and nephews you absolutely adore. She is also Alexei’s favourite considering it is his youngest daughter and the two have always had a natural bond. When she was little she used to follow her dad around everywhere, watch cartoons with him, and put on his glasses and pretend to be him.

Sacha Warner Smirnoff

DOB: February 19th 1997 Age: 23 years old Hometown: Dyer, Indiana S/O: Haylie Burger Kids: None Best Friend(s): James West, Riley Coley, Micah Brown, and Isabella Meyers Aesthetic: Youngest and also the only Gen Z in his family. He was also the only one in his family to not speak Russian, including his German mother. He knows a couple words and phases here or there, and only whips them out when he’s trying to be a flirt. He only ever heard the phases being told to his mother by his father, not knowing what they meant he would go up to girls and try it on them, it always made his mom blush and practically fall into his папа’s arms. He got suspended for inappropriate talk.

[feanory]

I was tagged by @sassmasterradagast​ thank youuu  ♥

RULES: enter your answers then tag 10 people! use the first letter of your name to answer each question. real answers only. if the person who tagged you has the same initial, you must use different answers. you cannot use the same word twice

name: Sacha

four letter word: sock

a boy’s name: Sauron

an occupation: singer

something you can wear: sssneakers?

a food: soup

something you find in a bathroom: soap

a place: Sidney

a reason for being late: SOCIAL ANXIETY

something you shout: SHUT UP

a movie title: Sin City

something you drink: smirnoff

an animal: spider

a type of car: sporty car

title of a song: Sleep by MCR

I tag: @cogsworth, @shiremaiden, @undomiel, @hermioneoh, @gaaladrieel, @frodobaggins, @feanore, @jonsofwinterfell, @feanarofinwion, @baggiinshield

[riggzfamouz]

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[sodascherrycola]

Full Name: Anneliese Louisa Smirnoff (nee Hegelmaier) DOB: June 22nd 1957 Age: 65 years old

Parents: Frederick and Giselle Hegelmaier Siblings: Alaric, Henry, and Leyna S/O: Alexei Smirnoff Married: April 4th 1976 (19 years old) Hometown: Freiburg im Breisgau, Germany Job: Stay at Home Mom Personality: Stubborn, Strong, Nurturing, and Independant

Children: Nikolai Alexei Smirnoff (21, 1978) Wes Mikhail Smirnoff (23, 1980) Anastasia Louisa Smirnoff (27, 1984) Ivan Venedict Smirnoff (30, 1987) Ella Viktoria Smirnoff (33, 1990) Sacha Warner Smirnoff (40, 1997)

Appearance: - Blue Eyes - Blonde Hair - Bushy Eyebrows that match her heavy accent - Small nose and full lips

[sodascherrycola]

IT / Stranger Things Introductions

WIVES Christina Denbrough Monica Uris Jenna Kaspbrak Gabrielle Lewiston Allison Hanscom Virginia Hanlon Amber Bowers Holly Morgan Jessica Huggins Jocelyn Criss

Kelly Hargrove Courtney Harrington Margaret Byers Kimberly Henderson Dawn Wheeler Rachel Byers Rosalie Hopper Anneliese Smirnoff Amanda Munson

KIDS Annalise, Nathaniel, Caleb, Viola, and Ryder Denbrough Ella, Gabriel, Tristyn, Mara, and Jude Uris Calvin, Theodore, and Sadie Kaspbrak Eleanor, Mason, and Leighton Tozier Aiden, Milo, Tatum, and Lilliana Hanscom Andre, Desteney, Jeremiah, Dominique, and Justus Hanlon Hayley, Jackson, and Ashley Bowers Joshua and Isabella Hockstetter Rosalie, Blake, Miley, and Cameron Huggins Chloe, James, and Riley Criss

Justin, Brandon, Hayden, Mary, and Caleb Hargrove Joshua, Taylor, Kendall, and Carter Harrington Jakob, Maisie, Collin, Xander, and Lola Byers Julia and Mason Henderson Christina, Leah, Dylan, Hannah, and Austin Wheeler Kevin, Eric, Amanda, Andrew, Kristen, and Alexander Hopper Nikolai, Wes, Anastasia, Ivan, Ella, Sacha Smirnoff

[leanstooneside]

mail (Liam)

• Cheyenne Kimball's accountant wrist

• Carrie Underwood's exasperated wrist

• Sacha Baron Cohen's antiquarian wrist

• NeNe Leakes's piped wrist

• Ellen Pompeo's grammatical wrist

• Aaron Carter's dashing wrist

• Cacee Cobb's amino wrist

• Amber Portwood's fermented wrist

• Lily Collins's promising wrist

• Taylor Armstrong's antiquarian wrist

• Bryce Dallas Howard's gratuitous wrist

• Kevin Federline's grinding wrist

• Rooney Mara's petrochemical wrist

• Rachel McAdams's amused wrist

• Louis Tomlinson's forked wrist

• Amber Riley's subordinate wrist

• David Letterman's culminate wrist

• Matthew Fox's bandaged wrist

• Mo'Nique's heathen wrist

• Chrissy Teigen's offensive wrist

• Karina Smirnoff's inert wrist

• Kris Allen's detective wrist

• Krista Allen's grinding wrist

• Hunter Parrish's washed wrist

• Kelly Rutherford's adult wrist

• Lisa Bonet's aggravated wrist

• Adam Levine's suspended wrist

• Bob Harper's almond wrist

• Quentin Tarantino's lucid wrist

• Halle Berry's exulting wrist

• Manny Pacquiao's operating wrist

[leanstooneside]

Refusing to think about unhealthy or unethical options (EVILOLIVE)

Ashton Kutcher's forehead (fat)

Adam Sandler's tooth

Sean Penn's fist

Rafael Nadal's tongue

Troian Bellisario's mouth

Elizabeth Taylor's toe (tannic)

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley's chin

Catherine Zeta-Jones's arm

Joe Francis's tongue (acidic)

Anna Faris's mouth

Michael Urie's leg (oxidized)

David Schwimmer's hair

Joseph Gordon-Levitt's lower leg

Rachel McAdams's foot (laser-like)

Sarah Michelle Gellar's arm

Simon Doonan's knee

Armie Hammer's forearm

Zachary Levi's leg

Hilary Duff's mouth (balanced)

Whoopi Goldberg's hip (charcoal)

Christian Slater's lower leg (cat pee)

Tiffani Thiessen's hip (petrolly)

Karina Smirnoff's breast

Gisele Bündchen's waist

Matt Damon's upper arm

Simon Cowell's toe

Chris Noth's thumb

Sacha Baron Cohen's forearm

Gabriel Aubry's lip (corked)

Chad Ochocinco's nose

Hayden Christensen's knee (cassis)

Mahendra Singh Dhoni's eyelash

Elisabeth Hasselbeck's back (fruity)

[leanstooneside]

The longest journey begins with the first step (FASCIA)

TOM HANKS'S ANKLE (LEATHERY)

CHANNING TATUM'S LOWER LEG

BRAD PITT'S HEAD

LEBRON JAMES'S FOOT

JENNIFER ANISTON'S BACK

SACHA BARON COHEN'S CHIN

LIAM NEESON'S TOOTH

MEG RYAN'S HEAD

ELISABETH HASSELBECK'S UPPER ARM (RAISINY)

DAVID LETTERMAN'S TONGUE

TOBY KEITH'S HEAD (CIGAR BOX)

CHEYENNE KIMBALL'S ELBOW

BLAKE LEWIS'S FOREHEAD

MILO VENTIMIGLIA'S EYELASH

NAOMI WATTS'S THIGH (VINEGAR)

BLAKE SHELTON'S HIP

SHERYL CROW'S BOTTOM (FLABBY)

ZAC EFRON'S BUTTOCKS

PRINCE CHARLES'S EYE

SHAR JACKSON'S BUTTOCKS (ASTRINGENT)

GWYNETH PALTROW'S BELLY

BRET MICHAELS'S HEAD (GRASSY)

BEN AFFLECK'S CALF (FLABBY)

BOBBI KRISTINA BROWN'S ANKLE

DAVID SCHWIMMER'S FINGER

DRAKE'S NOSE

CHRISTIAN BALE'S HIP

LANA DEL REY'S UPPER ARM

REBEL WILSON'S HIP

EMILIO ESTEVEZ'S NOSE

EDDIE CIBRIAN'S LIP (VINEGAR)

PETRA NEMCOVA'S CALF (STRUCTURED)

BRISTOL PALIN'S ARM (VINEGAR)

VANESSA WILLIAMS'S TOOTH

DEREK HOUGH'S FOOT

CHRIS PINE'S LEG

RUPERT GRINT'S NOSE

GAVIN ROSSDALE'S CHIN (GRASSY)

THE EAGLES'S HIP

KARINA SMIRNOFF'S ANKLE (FOXY)

[riggzfamouz]

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[riggzfamouz]

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