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madmaudlingoes · 2 years

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Exactly how many Hosts did Van Helsing bring along with him? He get the value pack at CostCo and have a priest bulk-consecrate them? Is VH secretly a priest himself as well as eight other things???

#dracula daily #this is semi serious #I was never a very good Catholic but I do recall them being EXTREMELY careful about the consecrated hosts #you don't just throw jesus around like that #but so far van helsing has had enough hosts to:#sabotage fifty boxes of dirt #caulk Lucy's tomb #give everyone in the polycule one in an envelope #and burn Mina #maybe that one is reusable #STILL #that is a LOT OF JESUS to be throwing around #and it's not like holy water you can't just make more #there are RULES about it there is a PROCESS #so what dutch priest is handing them out like fries at Five Guys??

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