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mgarmagedon · 2 years ago

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Saberhorn: You two are absolutely INSANE!

Bumblebee who ran away from home:???

Steeljaw who uses his trauma in the bedroom: I agree with the Lieutenant for once.

Sharpie and Optimus in cybertronian heaven: *probably side eyeing eachother*

Oh gosh absolutely!!!! Bee and Steeljaw are in this weird sexual-enemy situation where both of them at this point in their own fucked up lives( Steeljaw in his homosexual furry squad and Bee in his build up by him new family, where he thinks that finally everything will by alright)... but in the end they are yelling at each other every Thursday like it was they habit or hobby like bowling XD

So sametimes it would looks like this:

*Drift, Thunderhoof and Grimlock set in the face cafe while Bee *

Thunderhoof: Oy... So, what is wrong with your mexican Barbie today? He's moves are slower... Is it 'cuz of this Red Tampon or this crazy police gorilla?

Grim: With Bee? AH! His back hurts, because yesterday I sat at him, because he thought, that he is child again! It's nothing for my BB, he's gonna be alright!!! :D

Thunderhoof: . . . And I thought me and my puppy have weird sexual habits... However I still hope that Bee will win, I bet on him a 50 PLN (10$)

Drift: Me too...

And when Saberhorn joins this weird fucked up circle of unhealthy relations, trauma and middle-aged crisis, he was... so shocked. After all, it's unbelievable for him to live like this! And probably before next battle with Bee, he will book him a year of sessions with some psychologist. XD

But this would be a good end for this situation... in real confrontation it would look more like this:

Saberhorn: *saying somthing logical about how fucked up they are and why they can't became new enemies, because it would be unhealthy*

Bee: Woo...

Steeljaw: ... He has said that we are both morons >:((

Bee: Let's beat this french bitch >:((

Saberhorn: Wha-

*jojo beating scean* xD

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