#s/lobby severa

[impossible-gains]

@slobbyprincess

"Oh, you think you can act so smug despite being a scrawny li'l runt? That last competition was a fluke, I know you put something in my meat pies to give me the runs you wanna be hero! Another eating contest, double or nothing! Loser has to take a dump in the bushes. Unless you wanna pussy out or something?"

Severa, in all her bloated glory, is feeling pretty bratty and hoggish today. Guess Cynthia needs to put her in her place again...

[theofficersacademy]

Happy New Year everyone, and happy January! Welcome to 2020′s first Monthly Newsletter!

Current month in TOA: Horsebow Moon

A new mission board has been posted, Mission Board: Reconnaissance! Grab a friend from the Blue Lions and investigate the Western Church’s recent activities!

Et in Arcadia Ego, our recent event, has ended! Thank you to everyone who participated for making this event such a rousing success. We couldn’t have done it without you! January 10th will be the last day to submit your participation/grand prize claims for the Arcadia event. We will not start accepting claims for personal skills until January 3rd. In addition, we will be closing the team channels and #arcadia-lobby on January 10th. Past this date, you may use the regular #plotting channel 

How are we doing? With a new month comes a new feedback poll!

As a reminder, please take a hiatus if you might not be able to make the check! All hiatus notices must be sent through an ask to the Masterlist, no exceptions.

While we prefer combat related abilities to be based on your character’s stats page, we don’t want to stifle creativity; however, when writing about powers your character possesses beyond their stats page, please mind our godmodding rules. Your muse should have limitations on what they are capable of doing, and these limitations should be based on what is possible in the Fire Emblem universe. The mods will discuss alterations with anyone who may be making their character too overpowered.

As a reminder, your muse’s class can be changed once per month. You are also eligible to take on a second muse (or even a third!) if it has been at least a month since your last muse joined the academy.

January Muse Birthdays: Ingrid (4th), Ewan (17th), 21st (Severa/Selena)

January Mun Birthdays: Logan (5th), Key (6th), Chuu (15th), Granz (21st)

[impossible-gains]

When was the last time Severa washed herself?

"I get hosed down every other week, dingus."

Like a common farm animal, no less...