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Ryu: Are you into cars? Jisoo: Yes, it was truly a great film. Ryu: No, like are you a car person? Jisoo: ....a transformer?

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Ryu: C’mon, Rumiko, we’re stealing a news van! Ryu: It’s the perfect crime. How will they ever report it?

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Mogami: Do any of you have any healthy stress outlets? Ryu: Screaming. Yutori: Murder. Kimi: Manipulation. Mogami: Ok, so we have screaming.

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Ryu, in the groupchat at 2am: only virgins and nerds spell correctly Rumiko: u didn’t misspell a single word in that sentence Ryu: listen, i didn’t come here to be disrespected

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Rumiko: hey, what time is it? Ryu: dunno. pass me that trombone and we’ll find out. Ryu: *blows trombone loudly* Kimi from next door: WHO IS PLAYING THE FREAKING TROMBONE AT 2AM? Ryu: it’s 2am.

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Rumiko: Do we have any clear gloves Ryu: yes Rumiko: where? Ryu: You can’t see them, they’re clear Rumiko: Rumiko: did you just make a dad joke

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Rumiko: i’m invoking the “no judgments” clause of our friendship Ryu: oh my lord, what did you do

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Rumiko: So why did you want me to come over? Ryu: ...I taught the chickens how to talk. Rumiko: Oh really? Ryu: Yeah. Karaage, what’s a male deer? Karaage: buck Ryu: What’s 200 pennies? Karaage: buck buck Rumiko: This is stupid. Ryu: It gets better. Karaage: It gets way better, Rumiko.

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Ryu: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in. Yutori: That’s ridiculous! Give me one example. Kimi: Spiders. Ryu: Wasps. Jisoo: Terriers. Kimi: Rumiko. Ryu, nodding: Yutori.

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Rumiko: I need advice. Ryu: {eating cookie dough for breakfast} You came to the right person.

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Rumiko: Earlier, I heard Ryu say minty is just cold spicy and my life has not known peace since then. Kimi: Maybe spicy is just hot minty. Rumiko: {whines}

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Yutori: What’s it like working with Rumiko, Ryu and Kimi? Jisoo: Imagine working with completely civilized, responsible, and mature people. Yutori: Okay. Jisoo: Now throw that idea out of the window.

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Ryu: So if I run into that wall Ryu: Headfirst Ryu: Full strength Ryu: And I DON’T break my skull Ryu: I get three hundred bucks? Yutori: Basically yeah Ryu: seems legit Rumiko and Mogami: HEY NO-

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Rumiko: If you found out you had one day left, what would you do with it? Jisoo: Say goodbye. Kimi: Something illegal. Ryu: Accept my fate. Rei: I would message ten people on facebook and say if they didn’t forward the message to ten people I would die tomorrow. Mogami: Jeez, Hoshino-san! Kimi: That’s freaking awesome. Can I change my answer?

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Ryu: what’s the hardest thing for you to say?? Kimi: i was wrong Jisoo: i need help Mogami: no Rumiko: worcestershire sauce

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Ryu: How did you know I was gonna propose? Kimi: Mogami hasn’t been able to look at me without crying of happiness all week.