#rysposting

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have reached the point where i am drunkenly telling people in bars what hockey players they look like so maybe im beyond repair. anyways i met jamie drysdale last night

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in between the dreams about presidential elections last night i also dreamt that the pens won a fourth cup even though they werent all that good and didnt even play in the playoffs. the league just decided like 58% of the way through the season that they deserved it and everyone pretty much agreed

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a voice spoke to me on my way home from the grocery store and told me to stop in the goodwill 20min before they close. hunch of all hunches

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looped ANOTHER bestie into hockey im fucking winninggggggg

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i fear i may have contracted leon draisaitl disease. testing ongoing but it's looking like at least stage 3. likely to be terminal if left untreated or barring any lifestyle changes

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pop officially down for the count. should i draw a dick on her forehead or put whipped cream on her paw and tickle her nose

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i was enjoying a jam sesh before the game and decided to just continue it while i watched so for funsies here is what song was playing for each goal scored in the first period

ricky raks - pens 1st goal

this one made me lol. total vibe mismatch

2. trusty rusty - pens 2nd goal

sure! i could see rusty being a lil indie kid tbh

3. hayesy - pens 3rd goal

feels good feels right. i was dropping pierogies to boil when he scored this goal while this was playing so my vibrations were off the charts

4. dr*isa*itl - *dm 1st goal

ironic title but lyrically poignant in the funniest way possible. please if you listen to/look up the lyrics for any song on this list it should be this one.

5. d! o! c! - pens 4th goal

a little zillenial connection perhaps?

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i finally get almost everyone i know to come watch a game without even asking them and my guy isnt there. what kind of fucked up be careful what you wish for cosmic trade off is this

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my friend went out of her way to dm a nearby sports bar asking if they would put on the pens game for us 😭 and they said no 😭😭😭😭

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reading rocky fic in a fancy hotel eating charcuterie and steak tartare w a bottle of wine as god intended

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finally had a nice day so i went to the film forum and watched seven samurai and then to keep on theme i had some udon in the east village and then a man gave me a rose and my uber came right before he was about to ask for my number. the perfect day

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very annoying that i as a pittsburgh native have had to live vicariously via my workplace through both the phillies world series run and the eagles super bowl run. thank god the hockey team is still mid or id have to find another job quite frankly

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the day i start proofreading my tags and posts it's over for all of you

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you guys are never going to believe this but the sun rose again on a new day and with it brought this bagel. insane i know

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giving the people the true penguins experience <3

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re my prev reblog i did go buy one of those beanie ballz immediately. i am but a simple fan