#ryguy 🐙

[rylie-and-caspian]

thx @lost-disco-gay 4 yr request!!

i actually already rated diss-pair and ink theory!! here’s what i had to say…..

diss-pair - 10/10 it’s like electropunk combined with metal!!! i love it sm

ink theory - 9/10 i was unsure abt these guys w their jazz genre but i actually rlly love broken coral!! it’s chaos lmao. and as we all know……. chaos is gay

then i took ink theory’s rating up to a 9.5 cuz someone found art or a pic or smthg of the members all hanging out together on valentine’s day

but anywaze!!! i’ll do entropical now :)

sooooo entropical is p cool but it’s just one song in sashimori’s discography!! the song itself gets a 7/10 (cuz i mean how punk is it that they use human vocals and remix em up??! and punk is gay ofc ofc)

but the band gets an 8/10 overall. idk karla’s givin me vibes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

as always, be sure to tell me what bands u want me to rate based on how gay they are in the comments!! piss ✌️

[rylie-and-caspian]

cannot comprehend why grizzco makes us use their shitty ass weapons when we could just bring our own. my blaster is gathering dust. it craves salmonid blood

[rylie-and-caspian]

salmon runners will be the last person not in a life ring and get the ink jet and you’re thinking “wow we’re saved!!!!” until they immediately begin flying in the other direction at sonic speeds, attacking the bosses and not reviving the teammates, until they inevitably crash land in the middle of 42069 cohocks and they, too, are bludgeoned to death

[rylie-and-caspian]

For your q&a, are you guys dating?

q&a pt two!!

Actually we’re brothers so really weird of you to ask that… :/

-caspian 🦑

HESKIDDIJG HES KIDDING!!! he’s kidding :)

we’re not dating tho!!! ……..unless

-ryguy 🐙

He’s also kidding. Is this confusing yet?? Haha no but. Final answer: we’re not dating :)

-caspian 🦑

nor brothers!!!

-ryguy 🐙

[rylie-and-caspian]

hey tysm guys!!! i appreciate it!!! :)

-ryguy

I know it’s just all the likes from the pearlina fic

-caspian

[rylie-and-caspian]

dude i was doing a fuckin turf war and we were losing horribly and then i realized PEOPLE WERE TEAMING so obviously i killed everyone to death (joke)

anyway teamers can gtfo

[rylie-and-caspian]

j got 69 eggs. nice :)

[rylie-and-caspian]

as somebody who is bad at every weapon, i’m gonna be rating weapons i impulsively buy at ammo knights based on how ok i am at them!!!!

starting with the splatana stamper!!! it made me feel badass when i was testing it out but i was absolute shit during turf war. comes with burst bombs (i have been looking for a burst bomb weapon EVERYWHERE) and zipcaster which is soooo fun except i’m ass at using it

personally i think a gun is easier for melee cuz you can shoot from a distance and then when they get close you can attack easily. no charging required. but that’s just me :P

[rylie-and-caspian]

how is it possible that even w a roller i still get the most splats and the least inked turf 😦

[rylie-and-caspian]

Is ryguy short for something?

q&a pt three!!

yea, my real name is rylie!! ryguy’s what they call me out on the turfin field tho B)

[rylie-and-caspian]

How did you two meet?

q&a pt one!!

it was my first day in splatsville and i saw an old man come out of a sewer?? i think??? anyway he was looking at me weird so i go over there to see what the fuck’s up and then i meet caspian!!

he explains the old guy’s his (crazy) great uncle and not to mind him too much. i mean w a hook like that, how could i not talk to him more?? also i seriously needed help getting around lolol. i didn’t know where the hell i was going

-ryguy 🐙

Um. What Ry said.

-caspian 🦑

[rylie-and-caspian]

q&a time!!! ask shit!!

-ryguy 🐙

Hi I’m also here. :) You can ask me shit too!

-caspian 🦑

[rylie-and-caspian]

bouta fight cohozuna again so i can pay for my punk boots wish me luck XD

[rylie-and-caspian]

@INKOPOLISREPRESENT HAS BEEN RENAMED TO @RYLIE-AND-CASPIAN!!!!

just so ya all know :)

-ryguy 🐙

We’re gonna try 2 be slightly more active from now on!!! And explain our disappearances lolol

-caspian 🦑

i just stretched a muscle in my foot SO HARD augh

-ryguy 🐙

[rylie-and-caspian]

heyyy it’s ya boy ryguy back @ it again w another weapon review!!!! who in cod’s name would ever willingly use the clash blaster

[rylie-and-caspian]

ok so like cas said he had to go on a business trip which is like normal for his job ig but then he came back looking like he’d been attacked by a giant cheese grater and he still won’t explain what the fuck’s going on. also the zapfish is back