#rwby goldenknight

[rocknroll7575]

What about a romantical finisher of Jaune vs Carmine and Gillian?

FINISH HIM!

Carmine: *Uses Semblance to float Jaune up into the air and toward her and lets him fall into her arms and she quickly smiles and kisses him deeply*

ROMANTICALLY! CARMINE WINS!

XXX

FINISH HER!

Jaune: *Pulls Gillian toward him and embraces her tightly beofre kissing her and she kisses back, Jaune the breaks the kiss and gets on one knee and he presents a ring and Gillian is shocked but Happy*

ROMANTICALLY! JAUNE ARC WINS!

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Carmine : I like your new pants! Jaune: Thanks, they were 50 off! Carmine : I’d like them better if they were 100 off. winks Jaune: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Carmine : Thats’s… not what I meant. Jaune: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Carmine .

[rocknroll7575]

I was wondering about Carmine meeting RK!Jaune, Mortal Kombat intro style?

I've actually kind of been waiting for an ask like this!

Here we go!

XXX

Carmine: *Floats onto stage with Semblance* And you are you blondie?

Jaune (RK): *Walks on the stage with his broken sword* Names Jaune Arc, and you?

Carmine: I'm either gonna be the best night of your life, or you're ending

XXX

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* You're on the wrong side of this fight

Carmine: *Uses Semblance to twirl daggers around her hand* Yet were the ones winning

Jaune (RK): the bigger they are, the hard they fall

XXX

Carmine: *Uses Semblance to twirl daggers around her hand* Why so strict? Aren't blondes supposed to have the most fun?

Jaune (RK): *Jumps off Juniper and lands on stage* Funny, I heard Redheads are fiery and feisty

Carmine: Oh I'm feisty alright~

XXX

Jaune (RK): *Walks on the stage with his broken sword* You facing huntsman Carmine

Carmine: *Floats onto stage with Semblance* A very handsome Huntsman at that.

Jaune (RK): Sorry, Carmine, crazy isn't my type

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Carmine : Wait, what's going on? Are we all talking about how hot Jaune is? Because Jaune is a straight up sexual fox riding a red-hot nuclear bombshell right toward the yowza plaza in the heart of Babe City, Assachusetts, U S A. The last A just stands for more ass.

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The difference

Carmine: The difference between a mosquito and me is that i won’t stop sucking you even after you slapped me~

Jaune: Uhhhhh…. What?

Carmine: You heard me~

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He's accidentally matched on a dating app, jokes about if she wants to have sex with him and somehow she knows where he is

Imagine your OTP ship would doing this

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Golden Knight incorrect quotes

Jaune: The first time I saw you, you stole my heart. Carmine: But I'm a kleptomaniac, so that doesn't mean anything.

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Carmine: Talk dirty to me~ Jaune: Inflation is a serious problem and lumber prices are at a high. Carmine: Wha- Jaune: The economy is in shambles.

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Carmine: Jaune and I are no longer dating. Jaune: Carmine, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married.

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Carmine: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives. Jaune: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train. Carmine: I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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Carmine: I can help you with that Jaune~.

Jaune: *exhausted* fuuuuck meee!

Your ship: with pleasure 😎

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Y’all know that incorrect shippy quotes i post? Yeah…. That one

What is your favorite Jaune crack ship that does not include rwby or npr?