#ruth/blam

[ask-theshowyourfangsau-cast]

I will… man! Where is he?!

-Ruth

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[splep]

I saw someone type up the lyrics for the LiB song so i decided to type up Bully the Bully :D

((((disclaimer: some of this is definitely not correct and some parts i know this and put a question mark after so id appreciate it if anyone knows whats actually being sung in those bits :D))))

(Grace: We can do this!)

Grace: We're gonna bully the bully

We're gonna film him losing his cool-y

We're gonna make it spooky.

Pete: It's goofy

Grace: Got a better plan?

Richie: We'll make him shit his pants!

(Ruth: Jägerman?)

Grace: We're gonna invoke his fury

by making him freak prematurely.

Then we'll have him judged by a jury in the public eye!

He's just a nerd in disguise!

(Steph: Okay, why do you keep doing that?)

Grace: Petey got the blanket,

Ruthie you're on techie and

Richie tapes.

(Richie: What's our budget?)

Grace: Stephie gonna lure him in with her charm.

(Steph: I am?)

Grace: And once we get him walking in the haunted and ancient old Waylen place.

(rest of group: Yeah?)

Grace: Petey gonna jump on out!

Jäger gonna Jäger out!

All: We're gonna bully the bully.

We're taking him back to schooly, schooly.

We're gonna make a dirty movie where the losers win!

And the joke is on him!

(Some shout "Yeah!")

Grace: We got a fealty, a duty.

Richie: To standing for the nerdy, the prudy.

Steph and Pete: Overturning and dethroning the viking, gonna wreck his ship!

Ruth: We're gonna cut off his nips!

Richie: We'll spill his guts, we'll steal his lunch, we'll beat him up.

Grace: NO! We're gonna be real cool.

Rest of group: Oh!

Grace: To beat the Jägerman you can't beat him where he's most equipped

Rest of group: Can't beat him where he's most equipped.

Grace: He's twice our size. He's maximized.

But we know how to strategize and use our tools.

Rest of group: Aaah!

Richie: So we're not gonna kick his ass?

Grace: sigh Do you wanna conserve your mass?

All: We're gonna

Richie: Kick

Pete: Pop

Ruth: Splat

Grace: Be cool

All: We're gonna

Richie: Smash

Pete: Blam

Ruth: Spank

Grace: Stay cool

All: We're gonna

Richie: Boom

Pete: Attack

Ruth: Swarm

Grace: No we're gonna be cool beans.

We're gonna keep the beans cool.

All: We're gonna gonna keep the beans

beans the cool

keep the

beans the cool

keep the beans

bean school!

Beans school?

Excellent!

All: We're gonna bully the bully.

We're gonna gonna rule the unruly

He's gonna gonna dooky his booty

and the problem's solved!

Pete: And the problem's solved.

Richie: And the school can evolve.

Steph, Grace and Ruth: And the school will get involved.

Richie and Pete: We're gonna get the jock pleading.

All: Watch the incompetent conceding.

gonna make the nerdy, the new thing!

Ruth: Pull the pin!

Grace: Steph, get in position!

Pete: Time to thicken our skin!

Steph: One helluva mission.

All: Ww'll fight sin with sin!

Let the games begin.

EDIT: thank you to whoever sent me the fixed lyrics !!! ilysm /p :D

[ask-theshowyourfangsau-cast]

*closes my eyes and a frown on my face* Why are these heroes so weird…

-Ruth

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Yea, go away! Shoo! Shoo! *starts to swing my hammer around*

-Ruth

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Thank? I am the new sidekick of Hotguy and who are you? *tightly holds my hammer out of suspension* -Ruth

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*After I practiced for a bit, I start to walk around the place*

-Ruth

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*goes to the training room and starts to practice my moves on the dummies* It’s nice to have Carrie back!

-Ruth

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Hotguy? It’s Blam, your sidekick, I have to tell you something.

-Ruth

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*starts to wonder if Hotguy is around here* …Hotguy?

-Ruth

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It is cool, I call it Carrie. But I don’t care either way. It has value to me… it reminds me of my rage.

-Ruth

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*I also thought about apologizing to Poisoner for my childish attitude* …

-Ruth

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*thinks about the decision* I’ll go tell it myself, even if I’ll get consequences for this.

-Ruth

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Coming from me? What do you mean!? I’m not hostile or whatever! IM NOT A DAMN VILLAIN!

-Ruth

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I promise I won’t do it again, also no one told Hotguy about this? I don’t want him to disown me…

-Ruth

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I am Blam, I’m not immature. I just had a bad day, I have to repair some things. That is on me, but I’m not that immature.

-Ruth

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[ask-theshowyourfangsau-cast]

Oh thank you for my hammer… *takes it gently and twirls it around* you’re such a help, ma’am.

-Ruth

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