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Excuse me what the fuck?
https://people.com/dan-howell-and-phil-lester-terrible-influence-tour-first-look-photos-exclusive-8736180
#i'm running out of ways to explain to you all how overcome i am#like. profiles.#hands touching.#the drama of this photo and their sheer beauty is just. jesus fucking hector christ#like. i need to lie down#back on my dan and phil bullshit#phan
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SOME BARBED WIRE CAUSE @starzwithapen ASKED WHERE MY BARB GIFS ARE. PUTS MY FACE IN NY HANDS THEY'RE HERE
#some are squares because i make them to be my discord pfp#like my profile right now is pfp of “we're all gonna be one nation of trolls.. UNDER ROCK”#and my banner is the one where she runs her finger down the neck#because hello. im very weak fir that scene#its probably a crime i havent made a proper dedicsted barb gifset yet#ill fix it....#koppaiterocker#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls world tour#trolls barb#beeps gifs
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I'm not gonna indulge too much in my Undertale AU on Tumblr, I am gonna just keep it private as I do wanna keep my main focus on my FNAF AU, but here y'all go
It's a little rough, but people really liked my Mettaton AU design so I wanted to desperately draw him :')
It's not the best, but I wanted to draw something today.
#i spent all of today mucking around with my art fight#changing profile pics for characters and editing all 90+ of my attacks to have updated thumbnails#aswell as adding characters and such--- it was alot#so this was a nice random sketch i did just to wind down.#I also randomly painted an eyeball out of boredom so THAT'S something#but yeah i hope this is ok#its rough like i said but theres a charm to it.#a little about my AU mettaton as a treat:#he is heavily posessed. he ran away from alphys halfway built between ex and neo#and has to power himself by using his actual ghost alot of the time#he salvaged his charging supply (or batteries idk what makes him run)#but the body is insufficient with power so he has to rely on possession alot of the time especially#when the body ages.#his eyes flicker pink when hes posessed and his ghost self does make himself appear outside of the suit#but with his soul still bound to the body#he can only go so far before he cannot anymore. he is literally tied to his body now HSGSVSV#he also goes by Hapsta in my au. a play on Hapstablook and also to avoid toyhouse sniping me#tho you can call him mtt or mettaton anyways idm lol#mettaton#undertale#undertale au#undertale oc#mettaton au#my art#my oc art
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[NC_RES]-13062047-EUR-BU-NED de_wit_m_portraits_029_STDM_DT_PCFA.file ///core:_thyjs_de_wit.file\\\
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⚠️ READ: Please do not repost/reupload any of my art here or to any other platform nor for ai, or I will be forced to do anything to get it annihilated.
#cyberpunk 2077#oc: thyjs de wit#masc v#male v#male v monday#soldier character#ex militech#cyberpunk photomode#cyberpunk oc#original character#virtual photography#cyberpunk 2077 screenshots#u may start/continue to bark at him#love his profile sm#love the lil wisps of hair falling down on the sides too#love he exists#and I wanna run around in the d-town stadium and try to get cooler pics#but I'm content with those too
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@rangerzath said Zachariah Trench is a yaoi enjoyer without directly saying it
#not tagging this as any of the relevant characters let alone the fandom#but zath has a character in WoW named after casey and 2 for Trench#we were running cinderbrew meadery and we had a mage in the group#and zath wanted mana buns as they are want to do#and this was probably the best typo ever and no I will never let zath live it down#considering our totalrp profiles say the full characters name#also dont judge us we have characters in wow named after remedy characters what of it
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Anybody wanna talk about that fucking profile? 😭😭😭
#aurelio voltaire#goth#goth aesthetic#goth musician#profile#haunts my dreams#need to run my fingers down#boop!
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i think its really awesome that there are so many ways to make the same dish that can taste so different but are still so good and recognizably the same thing even if it's not how you're used to it being made
#this bc i got mongolian beef from the family run place down the street#and its a very different flavor profile to how the place i grew up getting takeout from made it but its still recognizable as the same dish#and this one has so many sauteed onions!#world so beautiful and theres so much variety in food
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🤔💭Pensive Sam near railings💭🤔
#he's just a sweet angel that needs a guard rail and a view to mull over his deep thoughts#what's worrying your mind so much Sammy? huh? what's eating away at your thoughts in that pretty head of yours?#on another note nothing like him standing by a side guard railing to remember how tall Sam is. I think he's like 6' 1“ - 6' 2”.#and theirs nothing sexier than the way he wears the bill of his cap so fucking low over his eyes and the way he stares out over that lake.#don't even get me started on the way he runs his hand over his mouth in the 6th-7th gifs. y'all already know how I feel about his hands.#that side profile was sculpted by marble I tell you#Sam Rivers#Limp Bizkit#nu metal#SAM. I. AM.#Sammy Boy#Bass Boss#Catch me simpin' for Samuel on Sam Rivers Sunday#Music Video: Endless Slaughter#down the rabbit hole
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Sometimes I am taken over by the spirit of a middle aged white lady and I just gotta do my best to move on with my day after the possession is over
#chat is it psycho to go to your specific gym you’ve been going to for six months#and when you enter and your little barcode scans the two dudes running the front desk stop me and say I need to show id#or add a pic to me to my app profile to enter#even tho I was literally there Thursday and no one said anything like this#and when the guy keeps pressing me to just go into my phone and add any photo of me to my profile#I get the ick/feel my authority issue flare up and just leave instead#and the go to another gym instead and have no issue#and now I will just keep my expired Id in my gym bag as proof#(because if there’s been a sudden policy shift and they’re cracking down on I’d okay whatever that’s fine)#but the way the guy kept pressing me to just upload a photo of myself makes it so I will never actually put a photo on my profile :)#anyways…. I’m aware I need therapy for various issues but ya girl doesn’t have health insurance so I will simply continue to be crazy
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why can’t my entire medical team move to texas with me :(((
#trying to line up a new nurse psych for brain meds#and the number of profiles on psych today like I RUN A GOOD CHRISTIAN PRACTICE AND DONT GIVE HABIT FORMUNG MEDS is. yeesh#i don’t actually care about how many meds i take if my quality of life is good#if im choking down my handful every morning and it’s not doing anything that’s when it adds insult to injury#also nothing like psych today where providers give a little bio and their methods like exists for primary care docs#so it will be time once again to play my least favorite roulette (second only to medication roulette): doctor roulette#the great new england escape
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#the problem with a mood profile that is mostly way down with peaks of way up is that when u return to a state of: the bullshit is easy.#i dont need to sleep. i could run around in circles. i could read a million papers. what kind of loser cant manage their life?#u r like: God fucking dammit i fucked up so much stuff. y tf didnt i do yhis at the time???? its so baffling like i went from fuck just let#me sleep forever to agitated and full of evil energy to like: ok im normal im gonna do the extraction ive been putting off for months#y couldnt i have been like this last week when i should have gathered a list of my failing students to the prof to make them withdrawal?#like y tf didnt i do that?????? i mean. its kind of a suspect way to run a class tbh bc u r artificially inflating ur score#but i could have saved like 6 ppl from an F. but i mean if u r struggling its sort of on u to reach out for help.#ugh. ive not been very good at my job this semester. but to b fair my brain has been trying very hard to kill me#genuinely i had to fill out a safety sheet in therapy and then go to a ta meeting where they were like: how r yall doing#? how do u feel abt the semester? and im just like aaaaaaaAAAaaaa 🙃#next semester i think im TAing for an online course. and im hoping its not bc i was so terrible they had to distance me from students lol#i mean. thats probably just me being paranoid but idk well see monday when i ask when the prof wants to meet before next semester#ay. its been a rougher semester than id hoped.#unrelated
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not having a campaign website + profile through the state voter info site is almost always a disqualifier, but for the rare double whammy, be sure to have a heavy, unconnected internet presence revealed when i google your email where you are revealed to be 1) an insane bigot and 2) as seen on TLC
#politics#ink post#this time we had 4 websites of acceptable quality 2 insane bigots and 2 internet ghosts#i can't vote for you if i can't find ANYTHING about you except results for someone with the same name in another state!#those 2 i turned up maybe the right person's deeply ambiguous business#and probably the right person's affiliation w/ the county gop despite running as 'nonpartisan'#like i had problems with all 4 with websites but it was a close race for my 3 votes bc like. at least they seem competent#at least they HAVE platforms and my big local-scale issue is water which they were all good on#so it came down the level of passion for stuff like parks fire stations etc#and i put in the work! i do v thorough research! both for a personal desire to be well informed and bc my family all vote off my notes#if i click the 'view profile' button and you havent submitted a 5 minutes of effort profile i cant imagine the regular joe votes for you!#it's a good size city personal connections voting bc they know your name don't actually cut it alone!
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me saying viper/adder-like is me going dragon io has a headshape like this + just add horns
#→ 𝙸𝙸. 𝚂𝙴𝚁𝙿𝙴𝙽𝚂. ⟩⟩ so far away from the world that buried me. ❞◞#snake tw#gripping this post so tight i'm crumpling it like a piece of paper#i just think venomous snakes have the most aesthetically pleasing profiles/head shapes#out of (almost) any animal#next in the list for me is jaguars and leopards#just. something about the shapes/curves/lines idk!#anyway imagine a giant fucking snake like this staring you down#which is utterly terrifying/cool when you learn about how well humans can spot snakes bc it's an evolutionary advantage#like#ur hardwired to be able to spot danger! snake!#now whether you run away or go WHOA COOL immediately after that is entirely up to the person lmao
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IM SO LATE BUT WWWHAGTTTT
#is this lore im shitting myslef#why does his profile look like that did i miss smth#shaking vibraging running around the room jumping oup and down giggling#SO EXCITED YIPPEE#quackity#quackity4k#twitch dot tv slash quackity
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oh also!! if anyone wants icons or headers lmk i am willing to work some magic for the fam xoxo
#personal#i cant get them done today im out (all my posts run on a queue) but as soon as i get the next profile done im super down!!#nrb#no rolls barred#tagging so the gang can see~~#you can message me or inbox me either ones fine!!#just make sure to include members/color scheme/any doodles or song lyrics or whatever#esp for header!!#ill hit you up if i got questions#or you can just let me freeball bc i love this shit
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I think my favourite follow up to the “how tall are you?” question (and my subsequent answer) is “oh my son is 6’3, you’d be perfect for him—” because 1) no I wouldn’t, I’m probably not his type and am also objectively kind of a goblin person, I’m not perfect for anybody, and 2) their son is never 6’3 he is always 5’9
#latest one to do this was my assistant manager at work#she’s so nice but her son is NOT 6’2 i see him in her profile photo#if you are 5’4… and your son is 6’3… why is there at most 6’’ of height difference between you 🧐#and see i’ve seen YOU so i know you’re legitimately 5’4. which means your son is. 5’10 on a good day#short women will really be like ‘this man towers over me that makes him 6 feet+’ and besties i LOVE you. i love my short women#i will guard you with my life. i will let you use me as a beacon in the crowd and hide behind me at dodgy bus stops#but you have GOT to learn the difference between six inches and a foot. and YES that’s what she said and all that#but for real. sometimes a man towers over you because you are short. not because he is tall. HE ISN’T SIX FEET YOU’RE JUST SMALL#and this is not to say i don’t like short men!! just.. these women running around saying their 5’9 sons are 6’ are ruining the economy#like why am i taller than this man who thinks he is 6’3. THIS IS WHY#MEASURE YOUR SONS’ HEIGHTS!!!!!#and like i said i do not care about height because i am barely attracted to men anyway. like it happens once in a blue moon#and always ends badly. but if you are advertising me a viking you’d better not give me jack WHOSE BALD SPOT I CAN SEE BECAUSE HE IS 5’9#AND I AM LOOKING DOWN ON HIM!!!! thank you for your consideration#oh for context ya girl is VERIFIABLY 6’1. 185 cm. thanks#personal
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