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Is there a way to get drunk without waging war on your tastebuds
#alcohol mention#cw alcohol#alcohol#tw drunk#drunk mention#tagging jic#but seriously though whiskey is painful#rum tastes like a pirate's asscrack#and WKD doesn't do shit#apparently wine makes your mouth feel like a desert but that's my dad's advice and he likes to drink the worst parts of bread so#his opinion is invalid in this discussion i dont respect people who drink the worst parts of bread#srsly why do people like the bread juice i dont understand
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