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[ruelpsen]

Oh lord, new idea that popped into my head regarding kinky alien headcanon shenanigans (try saying that five times fast): foods that aren't the nicest to human stomachs, but with a twist. Turns out that they're stubborn for anyone to digest, including the species that natively eat them.

Picturing a scenario with myself and my fave. He's gone out for a bit, but allowed me to chill in his room while I wait for him to return. I'm a little hungry, so I grab some food from his fridge- I'm not totally sure what it is, but it looks tasty and isn't something I've ever seen on the list of foods humans should avoid. I take a bite, and it's good...

Ten minutes later, though, he returns to find me sprawled out on his couch, moaning between belches as I rub my bloated belly. The half-finished plate is next to me, and he instantly, chidingly, teasingly puts two and two together:

"My, it looks like someone's bitten off a little more than he can chew. What did I tell you about trying foods from the homeworld?"

"Not to- urrrrp- without asking first."

"Precisely. Had you waited just a little longer, I could have warned you this would happen... not that that would stop you in the end given that..." he gestures to me as I happily rub my belly and burp into my fist. "That this would happen." He sits down next to me, picking up the plate and taking a bite for himself. "You really ought to be more careful, though. You got lucky this time, but there are other dishes my people eat that would make any human quite sick!"

He pauses for a second, thumps his chest once, and belches loudly. Despite my soreness, I can't help but giggle. He smiles and winks, damn well knowing how hot I think he is in this moment.

"For that matter, though, this dish isn't as kind to us, either... perhaps not quite to your degree, but it still does odd things to our stomachs. Not that we're ones to complain about a little extra belching, though!"

He takes another bite for himself before reaching over to caress me, working up a sizeable belch in the process before belching again himself. Something was telling me today's fun was only just beginning...

[stagnantspaces]

@ruelpsen i hope you don't mind me adding your tags because these are some wonderful additions. Also good luck donating o7

What if I were to make the Centauri vampires? Alien vampires, what then? And what if I also made it so it just happened to be that human blood is quite tasty to their palates?

What then?

[paticheri]

For the ask game: stuffing someone and then keeping them stuffed for a week or so straight (this is @ruelpsen btw if you're keeping track of asks/rbs!)

Oh big, BIG kinksame!!! Someone staying stuffed by always “topping themselves off” for an extended amount of time is one of my biggest turn-ons, heh! And for a week straight? That’s just too good…

Send me a kink and I’ll reply with kinkshame or kinksame!

[yrsogross]

can u tag some of ur fav blogs similar to urs? a lot of ppl on this…. side…. of tumblr arent active. i kno u dont post a ton but at least your most recent posts are like within the past wk so we kno ur currently living haha c:

ok i actually have a lot lol (warning: not all of these are exclusive to farts/burps/scat. some may contain elements of WG/diapers/emeto/other stuff that i’m not into. i follow for the stuff that i do like!!) i know i’m still forgetting some but yeah

@gassybots @gassycow @secretgrosscatboi @secretlygross @sh1tshake @chocolatelaxatives @eproctowo @eproctoforthebackoftheroom @whyyamilikethis @gassytum @staceyfarts @wellexcuusemee @mochahoneybear @braponetta @tummytings @g1rls-r-gr0ss @untamedsinning @messy-moth @bloatednswollen @gurglez @gloomluvv @filthysingoblin @succubratty @fartenjoyer @ruelpsen @sweetbubblies @pissbuddys @zuccmeburg

[emoticonheart]

16. Do you have a favorite burping-related content creator (on tumblr or otherwise)?

hmmm good question!!

on tumblr, i'd have to say @ruelpsen. their burp audios are amazing, and they've written a few things that are super good too!! i also really like @ moraygrotto, and their story ideas have given me so much inspiration for future stories!!

on tiktok, my favorite is @floralzombie, but i also realiy like @brookburps, @allanahwatson123, @love2burp, @belleburps, @bricollette, and @aprilburps!!

on twitter, i really like @bruppypuppy. their art is mostly nsfw, but they also have a few burping audios of their own that are amazing!! unfortunately, they post their live streams via google drive, which i can never access for some reason, but they do post vocaroos as well, so i listen to those!!

finally, this person is mostly eprocto so it doesn't technically count, but they have burps in their stories so i'm including them anyway lolll: @boringmacaroni. mac is just... the best. their ao3 is full of absolutely amazing stories (which y'all should check out btw, their ao3 handle is just BoringMacaroni) and based on their interactions with the ppl that support their work (including me), it's clear that they're just a genuinely great person. i constantly send them burp asks, even though burps aren't really their thing, but they always humor me by answering them and it's so reassuring. i hope mac doesn't get irritated by the amount of love i show them, but they really do deserve it. one of the best kink writers on the app.

[zhongster]

ok but this is totally the vibe i was going for with this one:

could u write something with eddie eating too much food that steve cooks and he gets really full & burpy so steve rubs his belly

Sorry this is a bit short hahaha

THIS IS KINK CONTENT, DON’T READ IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT

“Steviiiiiiiiiie!”

Steve could, of course, hear Eddie coming from a mile away. Eddie had had a particularly grueling midterm in Mrs. O’Donnell’s class that day and as motivation, Steve promised that he’d make Eddie’s favorite meal for dinner that night.

Eddie bounced into the kitchen and threw his backpack on the ground to peer over Steve’s shoulder at the Mac n’ cheese he was layering in a glass pan. “That looks amazing, FUCK I’m so hungry!” He whined.

Steve laughed quietly, “That’s why I have another one in the oven.”

Eddie’s eyes lit up as he made his way over to the oven. He opened the door and sniffed deeply, giving an approving hum as he did so.

Approximately thirty minutes later, the Mac n’ cheese had finished cooking. Steve had eaten an average sized portion and was feeling very comfortably full. Eddie, on the other hand, had eaten an entire pan by himself and now sat sprawled out on the couch fruitlessly rubbing his stuffed tummy. “Y’alright over there Eds?” Steve asked, placing the dishes in the sink.

“I’m so fu-uuurp-cking full” he whined.

“Alright c’mere” Steve sighed, moving Eddie’s legs and sitting down next to him.

Steve placed his hands on Eddie’s stomach and began to gently massage the bloated mound. “ohhh fuck I need to burp so bad” Eddie complained, gripping onto Steve’s pants.

Taking this as his cue, Steve began to massage a bit harder into Eddie’s underbelly. Eddie pulled harder on the handful he had of Steve’s jeans as he writhed, “I can feel it moving around but it won’t come out!”

“Alright,” Steve soothed “I’ll get it out I promise.”

He began to gently pat Eddie’s chest as he rubbed Eddie’s tummy in an upward motion. Eddie made a face of discomfort as a massive air bubble dislodged and made its way up his chest. The belch that escaped him was absolutely gargantuan in size. It exploded out of him for a solid fifteen seconds and was absolutely deafening. When it ended, Eddie let out an obscenely lewd moan from the sheer relief he felt. “Who knew burping was the thing to get you moaning like a porn star” Steve laughed.

Another low burp crawled up Eddie’s throat as he flipped Steve off. He blew the gas to the side and responded with a humorous “fuck off.”

Steve chuckled back at him as he continued to massage Eddie’s tummy. “All jokes aside,” Eddie continued “there’s definitely more where that came from.”

“Aye aye captain” Steve said, starting to rub Eddie’s stomach in an upwards motion to encourage the air to come up.

This method worked absolute wonders. For the next several minutes respectably long belches gurgled out of Eddie in response to Steve’s ministrations. Some surprising even Eddie himself with just how long they were.

Eventually they began to taper off as Eddie’s stomach grew less and less bloated. Despite that, Steve continued to rub Eddie’s tummy; the repetitive motion was surprisingly relaxing.

“Hey Steve..?” Eddie began, jolting him out of his reverie.

“I’m kinda hungry again.”

[ruelpsenbackup]

Hey y’all! This is ruelpsen (’cause I guess that’s what I call myself on here?) of @ruelpsen and this is a new blog of mine. It’s just a backup for all my original posts, but feel free to look through for stuff you like!

[eructophiliac]

MUSIC TAG

Rules: You can tell a lot about a person by the music they listen to. Place your music on shuffle and list the first 10 songs then tag 10 people. No Skipping!

Tagged by @softumm, thank you oh so much for tagging me in this! This is right up my alley! :3 sorry for getting to this late 😅

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Yokai - Sadistik

T.N.T. - AC/DC

Wanted Dead or Alive - Bon Jovi

Year Zero - Ghost

The Greatest Show Unearthed - Creature Feature

Is There Anybody Out There? - Pink Floyd

Goodbye Blue Sky - Pink Floyd

Welcome Home (Sanitarium) - Metallica

Ready To Die - Andrew W.K.

Sinner - Drowning Pool

Super surprised that I got two Pink Floyd songs in a row! Anyway, thank you so much @softumm for tagging me and including me in this! X3

As for people I would like like to tag!

@dumdumdrawstumtums @askbloatedbellyblog @thegasprovider @semya-x @belliesandburps @chili-kinks @headbroke @ruelpsen @happy-trenchcoated-impala @vio-vile

Anybody else that wants to play this little game also feel free!

[charliedavids]

#schulz #ruelpsen #handzeichen #group #Gruppe #young_people #junge_leute

[ruelpsen]

Hi it’s the gas balls anon. Good God you latched on hard. You haven’t considered one thing though. If either of you swallowed them whole. If you bite them the gas enters your body right away. But if you swallow it whole then the gas doesn’t enter your body until it bursts inside you. Which means if one of you swallowed a bunch then got a belly rub from the other they would all burst at once.

Oh fuck oh shit oh lord, I think this calls for a continuation...

"Fuck, baby, I'm so full," I moaned, leaning my head against his shoulder. I almost stumbled, but L/ondo, with his arm around me, kept me upright.

"I've got you, darling," he cooed. The next thing I knew, we were stopped before the door to his quarters. He opened the door and guided me to his couch. "Here, rest as long as you need."

"Thank you," I groaned, sprawling out on the couch. "I think I overdid it a bit. I-" I paused for a second, belching into my fist.

"Oh my... how much did you indulge in?" he asked.

"Oh lord, what didn't I eat," I mused into a groan. "I had most of everything. At least the stuff I know I can eat. The spoo looked tempting, but I didn't want to press my luck..."

L/ondo sat down next to me and gently put a hand on my belly. He pressed down lightly with his fingers, which was still enough to free up a small burp.

"My, my... it's good to see that you had so much fun," he purred. "What can I do to help you feel better, my love?"

"I need to- urrrp- I need to free up some more room. Can you help me?"

"Of course, dear," he responded, repositioning both of us so I was now seated between his legs, leaning back against his chest. "Here. Tell me what feels best."

I moaned softly as he began to rub and prod at my gut, feeling my fullness beneath his fingers.

"Great Maker, you ate a lot," he mused. "You've done so well, my darling. How does this feel?"

He pressed down slightly harder than before, forcing up a decent burp. I moaned, instinctively shifting my ass back against his crotch. I could feel the beating of his hearts intensify against my back.

"That feels so good," I moaned. "L/ondo, babe..."

He kissed the back of my neck, his fangs pressing into my skin. Despite my discomfort, I tried to reach back and rub his sides, failing however to grasp at the tentacles I suspected were beginning to writhe under his shirts. My breath began to quicken, until a sudden cramp made me gasp in pain and freeze.

"Easy there, now," he whispered against my skin. He gently turned my head to one side and tenderly kissed my cheek. "I may be able to help you feel yet more comfortable, you know. Did you bring me the tuchanta as I requested?"

"Oh yes, I did," I answered. "In my jacket pocket."

He felt around and pulled a container from my pocket, which he opened to reveal several of the gas balls. He picked one up and studied it for a moment, holding it before me. He then pressed it to my lips, but kept one finger against them to keep me from biting down. Sure, I might have been full to the point of some discomfort, but if he's putting food in front of me, I will eat as much of it as I physically can.

"No biting," he instructed. "Swallow it whole, alright?"

I nodded slightly and opened my mouth, allowing him to slide it in. It was tempting to bite down on the sweet treat, but I held myself back and gulped it down.

"Fuck, I'm so full... are you sure me eating this is a good idea?" I asked.

"Of course, dear," he answered. "This is an old C/entauri trick. Trust me, I know this will help."

I closed my eyes and sighed, only to feel another ball at my lips. I opened and swallowed, unsure how making me even more full might help at all. And then another. That makes three, on top of the... ten? Eleven? However many I'd eaten at the party. Fuck, this was really starting to push it. But this time, they didn't seem to be doing anything to me.

"Alright dear..." L/ondo said, breaking my train of thought. "Deep breath."

I couldn't breathe all that deep due to how full I was, but I obeyed. Without any further warning, he pressed firmly against my stomach with both hands. I felt something strange in my gut. Something even more uncomfortable than all my previous discomfort. Fuck, I hope I'm not about to get sick, I thought. I could feel my stomach expanding under L/ondo's fingers. Fuck, fuck, fuck, this hurts so much but this feels so good...

L/ondo pressed down again, causing me to release the longest, loudest belch of my life. It rumbled out of me with an unmatched richness, leaving me breathless in its wake. Fuck, it was positively orgasmic. Feeling so much better with all that out of me, I slumped back against L/ondo...

Forcing an almost equally impressive belch out of him. He moaned breathlessly at the end, laughing as his chest heaved against me. He felt my belly, working his way down into my pants. He chuckled when he discovered from the warm, sticky wetness he found that my gargantuan belch really was orgasmic.

"L/ondo..." I moaned. "What... did you..."

"I may have slipped a couple in myself while I was tending to you," he beamed. He pressed my belly again while pressing me against his own. We belched in unison, making us both laugh. I turned and kissed him passionately.

"I've never come just from belching before," I whispered. "I can't believe you made me do that!"

"And let me guess, you feel much better now, yes?" he whispered back. I nodded. "That's the wonder of tuchanta. Good for clearing space, easing those aches of fullness... and of course, for pleasure."

He burped again and smiled.

"After all that, I'm sure I could have some more," I growled. "I think it's only fair I thank you for making me feel so good. Should we take this to the bedroom?"

He beamed, his fangs glinting as his eyes filled with lust. I could feel his tentacles squirming now, ready for action. He grabbed another ball and pressed it to my lips.

"Absolutely."

[ruelpsen]

Current fantasy: going out to dinner with my fave, ideally at a nice restaurant or somewhere where we're expected to mind our manners. Thanks to the long tablecloths, though, nobody else can immediately tell that he's actually let an attribute or two slip out from the bottom of his waistcoat and reach under the table to my carefully hidden dick. He'd stroke me gently, effortlessly, slowly though to increase my pleasure and to tease me, since I don't want to slip up and reveal what we're really up to to all the people around us. He'd edge me with each course, increasing the intensity of his stroking as I grow closer to finishing each dish, forcing me to bite my tongue and grip my utensils as I blush and force myself to hold back moans.

But no, I can't cum yet. Not until I've eaten everything he's ordered for me, and it's a lot. He of course is eating a lot too, and watching him indulge only arouses me further. The fuller we get, the more desperate I become. Surely our waiter at least suspects that there's something going on under the table by the time they bring out our desserts. Try as I might, I can't keep myself from blushing and flushing when I'm being played with like this. Maybe others are noticing, too. I'm too focused on him and on my food to pay it much mind, but it does turn me on further to briefly float the idea that people might be able to see how much of a gluttonous slut I'm being for the ambassador. Look at how much I can put away for him while trying to be a good boy for him. Look at how long I force myself to hold on so he won't have to punish me.

"I think we're finished here," he says as he finally hands his credit chit to our waiter. That's my cue. As soon as our waiter turns away, I bite my lip while a feeling of tightness rises in me. I try to look down, but with one hand he angles my gaze up to meet his. And with the other, he presses a fist to his mouth, muffling a long, deep, rumbling belch. I cum instantly. The tightness releases and ebbs through me, making me shiver and pant as I come down from my high. If people hadn't noticed before, they certainly knew what we were up to now. Look at how much of a whore that human is, they must be thinking. And the ambassador too- such a slut he must be if he's not above jerking off a human in public!

Once the chit's brought back to us, he stealthily zips my pants back up before we stand to head out. I leave a sizeable tip on the table- it's the least I can do after cumming on the bottom of the table. Now that I've released once, it dawns on me just how full I am. It hurts and I know I need to burp, but not yet, not while we're still in such a nice establishment. I look at him though and know that he's ready to help me with that once we're back to his quarters, a method that will perhaps make use of his attributes again...

[ruelpsen]

I’m the anon who suggested thinking about your crush sitting on you and now I have a new thought. Edible gas bubbles. Like at a dinner party you see a big bowl of multi-coloured circles that look like dense large boba balls. You take a couple not really thinking about it. Then about 40 seconds later your stomach feels weird. You pat your belly gently and immediately release a large belch. Then another. And another. You ask about them and everyone gets giggly.

I'd look to L/ondo for an explanation. He'd smile, those pretty fangs and pretty eyes sparkling as he gazes at me with arousal. I belch again and he wraps an arm around me, drawing me in close. I stand next to him, blushing sheepishly as I try and fail to stifle another belch. The other C/entauri around us giggle at me in my embarrassment.

"There's no need to be shy, darling," he'd say. "What was it I told you to do at this party? To let l-"

I cut him off with yet another loud, rumbling belch. I moan from how good it feels, only to clasp my hands over my mouth the second I remember we're not alone. The other partygoers laugh heartily.

"As I was saying, I told you to let loose, to enjoy yourself. And I mean for you to enjoy yourself in every possible way."

With his free hand, he reaches over to the table with the bowl and grabs a pair of the colorful balls, handing one of them to me before popping the second in his own mouth, quickly chewing and swallowing.

"In our language, they're called tuchanta. Edible balls of gas, meant to-"

He pauses for a moment and presses a fist to his mouth, somewhat suppressing a deep, rich belch.

"Gods, that felt good," he sighs to himself. "That expulsion is precisely their purpose. To free up room so we may continue to indulge to our hearts' content!" He gestures to the one in my hand. "Come, dear, eat up for me," he says directly to me, his voice sultry and sweet. "Perhaps, sometimes, we indulge in them solely for the sensation and the pleasure it brings..."

With that encouragement, I pop it into my mouth and chew it. It's sweet, fruity, and leaves me hungry for more. I swallow and look up to L/ondo, blushing less from embarrassment and more from arousal. He pats his stomach and allows a rumbling belch to slip out. He follows it up with a wink, as I feel the members on his side against me begin to stir thanks to his own arousal. I bite my tongue to stop myself from moaning again, both as a result of his belching and arousal and because of how bloated I'm beginning to feel again. L/ondo senses this and puts his free hand on my stomach, forcing out of me an explosively impressive belch. The other C/entauri hoot and holler in an encouraging response, clearly enjoying how appropriately burpy I am.

"Fuck," I gasp breathlessly. L/ondo himself belches again, and I can't help myself any longer. In front of everyone, I pull him into a passionate kiss, feeling him stiffen further as I belch against his lips. There's cheering and whistling for us now, and L/ondo belches against me in turn. He breaks away but keeps my face close to his, whispering so no one else will hear him...

"I know how hungry you are, darling. Now go and eat to your heart's content for me. When you'd like to retire to my quarters, come find me. But make sure you bring some tuchanta with you, enough for the both of us."

With that, he pulls me to his side again and addresses our fellow partiers. "Everyone, keep an eye on my dear little love here! Clearly he knows how to belch like a C/entauri-" he pats my belly to get me to belch again for effect- "but let's show him how to eat like one too. Make sure he gets nice and full for me, yes?"

Three more of those tasty balls are pressed into my hands, along with some sort of tasty-looking pastry. Oh gods, this night is only just beginning...

[ruelpsen]

Oh, what's this? Looks like someone had fun stuffing their face tonight. God, you're so big. I've never seen your belly so tight before... look how high your shirt is riding! Just how much did you manage to pack in there? Yet despite your groaning, you're continuing to eat, trying to finish that last bag of chips. Oh, and look how aroused you are. So turned on by your own gluttony. What's that? You want me to rub your belly? Anything for you, my darling. My, you're getting fat. There's no denying it any- ...oh, that sounded lovely. But listen, it sounded like there's more air trapped in there. Tell me if it hurts. Here? ...Oh, fuck yes! That must have felt good. To hear such a belch erupt past your lips... and another! Fuck, you're sexy. And look at you now, grinding against the couch like the big horny glutton you are. You feel a big one coming? Let me rub that one out for you too. Cum for me, my belchy darling. Cum for- ...oh yes.

Look at you, so turned on by your bottomless appetite, your big stuffed belly, that you hardly even had to rut to cum, pushed over the edge by your own voluptuous belch. You're so gross... and I wouldn't have it any other way.

[ruelpsen]

Reposting the link with tags this time- here's a little thing I wrote in snippets during the absolute hell week that is college exam season. This was the first time I've ever written a fandom-specific kink fic, but tbh I had a ton of fun with it. It's absolutely the most self-indulgent thing I've ever written!

Anyway, click this sentence to read it on AO3. Obviously there's a lot of burping in it, but there's also some M/M (x reader) tentacle sex between a human and an alien. So yeah, a lot of firsts for my writing in this one...