#rubber pants

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Shiny football dogs are always very protective of their helmets. Woof!

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Nice pretty bodies!

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A shiny Hawk dog layered in PVC gear *wags*

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musings #1

i want long curly mermaid hair that hugs my shoulders, but i also want a big ‘ol afro massive enough to create a gravitational pull on nearby objects, and i want pin-straight hair in a high ponytail that makes me look like a bitchy blonde secretary with an equestrian hobby, but i also want a buzz cut with a built-in alarm clock and when i hear it i shoot out of bed, march into the forest, and photosynthesize.

i want to dye it deep purple and green like some ornate water fowl, but also a deep red proportionate with the blood of my enemies, or maybe a pink and blue pastel balayage that reminds me to always eat dessert first.

i want oxford shoes in black and white, or in tan, with smart little stitches, but i also want gladiator sandals that make people think i might have armor on until they get close enough to be stopped, and i want loud sneakers made, not for concrete, but for two pairs of wheels under them, and i also want boots so long i can throw out all my pants, but i also want velvet combat boots, and really classy black high heels sharp enough to raise the dead.

i really want an entire closet of white linen clothes so i can always have that dumb rich lady look on my face, but i also want draping lace blouses the sun can shine through when i jump over that creek in my latin childhood, and i want crop tops that make my neck more attractive than my boobs, but i also want the boobs. maybe, i even want them to peek out of the bottom a little bit.

i want stiff shirt collars, no collars, and dog collars with the y2k spikes, and i want my heart shaped buttons to have a tense conversation with the mouth of my gold plated zippers. i need a harness that reminds you i can be moved, but only if you’re clever enough to know i don’t mean physically.

i want tight skirts that blur a movie screen so that you hear them before you see them, and long pleated skirts to tuck in all my dress shirts and sweaters so that i give off a vibe of innocence, but my lipstick begs to differ, and i want shiny rubber pants, but then id have a lot of power, and with power comes responsibility for things i’ve only considered dabbling in once or ten times.

i want a bespoke suit that throws out the idea of boobs all together, and i want it in a green so dark the forests will whisper “i’m home”, or a blue so soft the sky will give up. i also want it in the classic black with guns and knives hidden in all the pockets along with a glass-etching laser, a box with a single cigarette left inside, and a crumbled up note with ten or so smudged digits.

i want a satin dress that knows everything about me and kind of blinds you while i sing on a stage, but i also want a soft cotton long sleeve dress that trails the ground like flame at an overlord’s footsteps, and i want a dress with my african ancestry screaming in every vivid thread as it comforts me with the willingness to cry about how beautiful life is.

i’d like to smell like roses, but like real ones that you sometimes find dew, or the occasion bug, on, and i want to smell like vanilla and laughter, but i also want to smell like sawdust and cold air that dries out your eyes. i want to smell like sex and sugar while holding a murderous look in my eyes like the evil people in soap operas, and i want to smell like fireworks and dynamite so you know i’m coming from a mile away, or i want a smell that embodies the ocean and makes you want to swim for your life without forgetting the salt that brought you here in the first place.

so, um, what’s my style?

[hockeydogwoof]

A nice bunch of gear to spend the afternoon and evening in *wags*

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Mini Loop Bands | Fulflex

Our mini loop bands are designed for high performance and well suited for your full body workouts.

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[hockeydogwoof]

Pittsburgh Steelers colored shiny PVC football gear on a sunny afternoon.

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Hand Grips: Enhancing Your Performance and Comfort

In the world of fitness and sports, the importance of hand grips often goes underestimated. Whether you're a seasoned athlete or just starting your fitness journey, having a strong grip can significantly impact your performance and overall comfort during various activities. In this article, we will delve into the world of hand grips, exploring their benefits, types, and how to choose the right one for your needs.

Understanding Hand Grips

1. The Fundamentals of Hand Grips

Your hand grip is the force exerted by your hand's muscles to hold onto an object. It plays a crucial role in activities like weightlifting, rock climbing, tennis, and even day-to-day tasks like opening jars or carrying groceries. A strong grip not only enhances your performance but also reduces the risk of injuries.

2. Benefits of Strong Hand Grips

2.1 Improved Athletic Performance

Athletes across various sports, such as golfers, gymnasts, and baseball players, rely on a strong grip to excel in their respective fields. A robust grip can lead to more powerful swings, better ball control, and improved overall performance.

2.2 Injury Prevention

Having strong hand grips can prevent common injuries, such as wrist strains and tendonitis. It stabilizes your wrist and hand joints, reducing the chances of overuse injuries during repetitive motions.

2.3 Everyday Convenience

In everyday life, a strong grip is essential for tasks like opening doors, carrying heavy objects, or even shaking hands confidently. It enhances your overall comfort and functionality.

Types of Hand Grips

3. Dynamic Hand Grips

Dynamic hand grips are designed to strengthen your grip through resistance exercises. They come in various forms, including grip strengtheners and stress balls. These tools are excellent for improving finger strength and dexterity.

4. Static Hand Grips

Static hand grips focus on holding a specific grip position for an extended period. They are commonly used in activities like rock climbing and bouldering, where sustained grip strength is essential.

5. Hand Grips for Specific Sports

Different sports require specialized grips. For example, tennis players may use an overhand grip, while weightlifters rely on hook grips. Understanding the specific requirements of your sport is crucial when choosing the right hand grip.

Choosing the Right Hand Grip

6. Assess Your Needs

Before selecting a hand grip, assess your needs and goals. Are you looking to improve your overall grip strength or enhance performance in a specific sport? Understanding your objectives will guide your choice.

7. Consult a Professional

If you're unsure which hand grip is best for you, consider consulting a fitness trainer or sports specialist. They can provide personalized recommendations based on your fitness level and goals.

8. Try Before You Buy

Many sports and fitness stores allow you to try out hand grips before purchasing them. This hands-on approach can help you find the grip that feels most comfortable and effective for you.

Using Hand Grips Effectively

9. Maintain Consistency

Consistency is key when it comes to strengthening your hand grip. Incorporate grip exercises into your fitness routine regularly to see significant improvements over time.

10. Warm-Up Properly

Before engaging in activities that require a strong grip, ensure you warm up adequately. This helps prevent injuries and prepares your muscles for the strain they will endure.

11. Focus on Technique

When using hand grips or performing grip-specific exercises, pay close attention to your technique. Proper form ensures that you target the right muscle groups and avoid unnecessary strain.

Conclusion

Hand grips may seem like a minor aspect of fitness and sports, but they play a significant role in your performance and comfort. Whether you're an athlete striving for excellence or someone looking to improve their everyday life, investing in the right hand grip and strengthening your grip muscles can make a world of difference.

FAQs

1. Are hand grips suitable for all fitness levels?

Yes, hand grips come in various resistance levels, making them suitable for individuals of all fitness levels.

2. Can hand grips help with wrist pain?

Yes, strengthening your hand grips can help stabilize your wrist joints and alleviate wrist pain.

3. How often should I incorporate hand grip exercises into my routine?

For optimal results, aim to include hand grip exercises in your routine at least 2-3 times per week.

4. What are some exercises to improve hand grip strength?

Common exercises include squeezing stress balls, using grip strengtheners, and deadlifts with a double-overhand grip.

5. Is it necessary to warm up before using hand grips?

Yes, warming up before using hand grips is essential to prevent injuries and maximize the effectiveness of your workouts.

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