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One Piece isekai story but. different
So there's a teenage boy. Reads One Piece. Loves the battles, the characters' strength and determination, the wildness of the world and all the adventures.
One day, as sometimes happens, he gets hit by a bus and reborn into the One Piece world.
It takes some time for him to grow up enough to realize it's the One Piece world - he was reborn for real, and his brain takes a bit to catch up to his first-life memories.
His new home is a small, uneventful village in the East Blue, not brushed by the main plot, and our isekai protagonist grows up wondering what to do with this second chance.
Because on the one hand, just being born into One Piece did not automatically give him main character energy. He doesn't have a Devil Fruit and has not managed to figure out how to become a powerhouse like Zoro or Sanji. Probably the smart thing to do would be to take his out-of-the-way location as a sign and avoid anything that looks like Plot.
On the other hand... he's in One Piece. There's so much cool stuff out there. This is everything he dreamed about the first time around. This is the best chance he'll ever have to become someone like Luffy or Zoro, the kind of person he's always wanted to be. How can he not take it?
This bounces back and forth in his brain the whole time he's growing back up. Even staying home doesn't protect you from loss, he learns when he becomes an orphan - this is both an argument for and against going anywhere.
And then. One day in his teens.
Luffy lands in the village.
Our protagonist recognizes him from hundreds of chapters and hundreds more episodes, with his crew by his side - or the beginnings of his crew, at least, there's hardly any of them. This must be early in canon.
Of course he makes friends with them. How could he not? They're the Straw Hats.
And, of course, they uncover an evil plot threatening his village - and, wait, he actually vaguely remembers this arc? Though it didn't go this way in the manga, because he wasn't there...
Huh. He's getting to affect a little bit of canon. And while our protagonist is more focused on making sure nothing goes wrong for the village and people he's grown to love, part of his brain is fanboying about that. He's gotten his brush with the real Straw Hats! He's gotten an adventure with them!
And he does okay. They save the day, and he even helped, and Luffy calls him a friend and even Zoro gives him approval. The rush is kind of a lot.
It makes things click. Our protagonist finally lets one side win in his mental argument. He'll never be happy if he doesn't go out and experience this world, reborn normie or not. He packs his bags and decides to set out, saying goodbye to the Straw Hats on his way. Maybe he'll even get to see them again--
Wait.
Why are they telling him to board their ship.
Why are they asking him to join the crew.
This is way beyond a little canon divergence, and he knows he should say no, knows trying to insert himself into the main characters is insane...
But they want him. Luffy wants him to join his crew, and even a day in his company has made him feel like not just a character but a friend. Who can say no to Luffy?
...And, actually. He's already affected the plot. They got a ship out of this adventure, and he is 90% sure that didn't happen in canon. They tended to swap their ships out a lot in early arcs, so maybe it won't have a lasting effect, but...hey, maybe he won't either! Maybe this is just a little extension of his brush with greatness.
Maybe he can push his luck anyway.
So, with a laugh and a cheer, our isekai protagonist boards the Going Merry and asks - just to see - if he can be the captain.
Luffy says no, obviously, but that's okay. Usopp knows he was never supposed to be here - he's happy just to get a chance on the crew.
#one piece#rubber nonsense#this is both too long and too short but i had to get into text somehow so now it's here
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Who's ready to face the truth that Akechi thinks clowns are super cool and at least briefly considered pursuing it as a career?
#he's just one midlife crisis away from breaking out the face paint and rubber nose#he would have gone ballistic to see Clown Kusuo on TV lmao#akechi touma#nopsi nonsense#akechi posting#saiki k#saiki no psi nan#sknpn#the disastrous life of saiki k.#tdlosk
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mspaint drawings boo!
#art#fanart#eyestrain#bright colors#furry#fursona#umm#body horror tw#<for werething#i love putting wayne in the most nonsensical of poses he's like a rubber band to me
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It is not classist that Jason, a vigilante in a *family of vigilantes*, is violent like the rest | just | because he comes from a poor family
What's (more likely) classist is writers thinking he needs to be taught right vs wrong from Bruce and co and that he consequently makes snap judgments out of some childish grudge-fueled rebellion which makes him dangerous the way a toddler holding a knife is dangerous
#that dumb godzilla vs kong beast wrld issue is a prime example of what I'm talking abt#but I can't even say that's | classism | per se#cause it's also just a product of writers not liking him solely for being in opposition to their bbyg bruce#kelseethe#when will people get it in their heads that shooting someone isn’t “more" violent#than cracking their skulls on cement or ripping their bodies to shreds “but keeping them alive”#things the other bats do pretty regularly and with quite a bit of pride too#it will never not be weird that people see Jason remorselessly poisoning a child trafficker who did it for EXTRA cash#or shooting+killing a dude who was deliberately poisoning his young kid and wife with a drug similar to street fentanyl#and think he should have his edges rounded out#people who say Jason can afford to be “less violent”#are accidentally “Jason should kill less sob sob urban legends is good” schmucks#which is kinda more pathetic than being his anti like at least they *know* what they're saying#even if he was more rageful like in rh gotham war instead of cold/detached like in utrh I'd have that any day#over cheer Jason's “sob sob bad people dying still has consequences I don't really know how to cope with so rubber bullets see” nonsense#ever since his appearance in batman 408. everything Jason has done#he did knowing exactly why he was doing it and what the consequence(s) would be#he believes the extent of “harm” a person causes is always their choice#and he doesn't do more for the sake of revelling in the pain he causes the way bruce does#but whatever he does do he never tries to sugarcoat or downplay which makes it all the more agreeable#and he certainly doesn’t convince himself he does it out of love or compassion or some other mushy horeseshit#like sorry you're of feeble mind but I'm not a wuss and I think it's very logical and cool lol
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Also putting this add-on here too, because it’s impORTANT! /j
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⸻ he is relishing in the water that cleanses impurity , absolving him of the disquietude sullying his mind.
#* ✦ 𝐈𝐈𝐈. ❮ ic ❯ ⸻ ❝#* ✦ 𝐕𝐈. ❮ muses ❯ ⸻ ❝ 「 veritas ratio 」#okay no one disturb him hes taking a bath now#after all that nonsense he needs his leisurely solace#unless you're a rubber duck you are not allowed to disturb him
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playing Ballistic but sucking tremendous ass at the game is the best thing. If I get 3 kills in a game I'm very happy but the only thing that old bitch knows how to do is brag constantly so it's like. yeah buddy you're the best, now let's get you back to the nursing home
#i want to squeeze him like one of those rubber toys were the eyes pop out#trying to get better but damn the game is super hard#apex legends#personal nonsense
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I’m pretty sure this costume is going to be traded in for a more traditional look by the end of the movie
The movie originally had the subtitle “Legacy” and features a huge cast of established superheroes, most of whom are not the original versions or are part of their own larger team
The image gives the vibe of an internal conflict as Supes puts on a roughed up suit to deal with a huge world threatening situation in the distance. The suit itself looks very technical, maybe a little over designed tho I think it’ll look better in action, there’s a clear New 52 influence. I think it’s also intended to be somewhat excessive and formal, being originally from Krypton
I think the main thread of the movie is Clark figuring out his purpose, what kind of hero he wants to be, how he wants to represent himself, etc. He’ll seek out the advice/perspectives of different legacy heroes. By the end when he figures out who “Superman” is as a concept, he’ll wear a new suit, his classic comic look, setting the tone for the new continuity
#no hate on the new suit btw I really dig it. it looks like a real tactile thing someone could believably put on#a lot of the costumes in Gunn’s movies are great. even if they’re ridiculous comic nonsense they still fit the story#still let’s see the OG suit Martha makes for him#the Snyder suits were also cool but looked like they were made just to pose in not for action ironically#like stiff heavy rubber suits idk#generally not all the time#david corenswet#Superman#superman legacy#clark kent#dc#dcu#dc universe
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is it starting again ugh
#the feeling in my hands#arms#like i dont think bugs are inside my skin or smth but it's like a restless crawling#i tried putting rubber bands to numb it but tht didnt help#it just feels so ugh#like i neeed to have my arms stretched out#or some kind of pressure#n then in a few hours ive lost my mind lol#i shld go to sleep b4 it gets worse#but i was doing things ugh#cloud nonsense
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I wish I found jash tumblr sooner
I refused to go and then when I did I went crazy
It would've been nice to find sooner
#mizu nonsense#crazy? i was crazy once#they put me in a room#a rubber room#a rubber room with rats#and rats make me crazy
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executive dysfunction is so blatantly absurd most of the time like.
I've been trying to get myself to do the dishes all day. Finally at midnight I'm standing in front of the sink like. Okay! What's the problem! And my brain goes
"I can't...put on rubber gloves. 😞"
So I do a sink full of dishes by just...moving my hands quickly and gingerly through the hot water....
now if you told this to someone whose brain doesn't regularly hold them hostage they'd say "That's stupid! Just put on the gloves! It's not that hard! If it is, surely the discomfort of nearly burning your hands and touching wet dirty dishes would be enough to compel you to do so!"
buddy, I've been wishing it were that easy my whole goddamn life!!
#enzel.txt#rl stuff and nonsense#also once your hands are wet putting on rubber gloves is Worse#my meds help with a lot but the dishes and laundry are still. nightmare
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Studies have shown that approximately 60% of The Greatest Showman songs can be improved by making them about Monkey D. Luffy.
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I've been up for only. idk like four hours?? Basically doing yard work for most of it. I'm so tired honestly
#my dad took down the shed thingy a few days ago#and we're finally getting the wood out of the yard#my back is sore. and my hands smell like rubber because of the gloves lol#iaminlovewithdonnie nonsense
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Today I found out that the white room isn't a joke and actually exist and (at least in my country) is actually like legally signed that each and every hospital must have one and just like... What do you mean the crazy rubber room is REAL???
#me fr thinking it was a joke or a tv gag#i hope there arent any rats there#or i might go crazy#well i would be already a little crazy if i had to go to the rubber room#BUT STILL#I CANT BELIEVE ITS REAL#wb nonsense
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Omfg just saw the dumbest braindead take. I'd rather commit seppuku than say some dumbshit like this. How isn't this cringelord embarrassed? This goofy ain't having a "revolution" cos he's too busy crying in his safe space where everyone agrees with his hateful low intellect lame crap.
#personal#ain't replying cos im pretty sure that thing is a moron trying to pick fights#have a screenshot of the transphobic/homophobic/racist/ableist/misogynist/ped0 loving speaks over others in dictarorships “leftist” though#will show only to mutuals#i literally feel my skin crawling#like these people really need a nasty wakeup call#they need to seriously be treated like sh it cos i can tell they havent actually suffered in anything#ive had gas thrown at my face rubber bullets wound me and have been in jail for protesting#you just say edgy teen nonsense on tumblr and will cry if someone even glares at you#weakling
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Okay, now I need something about bf!logan and his girl making a porno (bonus points if wade finds out after the show they put on for him and that man is willing to RISK IT ALL to see that sex tape😩🤣)
cw: porn link; f!reader; smut; consensual filming during sex; slight sexting at the end // divider by @/plutism!
this is definitely the porno they were making <3
logan has you on your knees, your ass dimpling with every one of his greedy caresses, his heavy hand kneading your flesh. you’re whining to be creampied—to be bred—and logan indulges you with a quiet chuckle because you’re so adorable like this, all needy and demanding, babbling nothing but nonsense because he’s fucked you to the point of incoherence.
you jut out your chin at his croon. he tells you to do it yourself if you really want his cum; says that you’ve got to show him how much you need it.
“an’ here i thought i was bein’ a gentleman,” logan says, sighing in that what-can-you-do? tone like he hadn’t been fucking you so hard, you were sure that the condom was on the brink of ripping.
you grumble, rolling your eyes even mid-tears, before reaching back to where he’s got his cock rutting along the cleft of your ass. you give it a stroke, giggling breathily to yourself at its sheer girth and weight, before sliding your hand down to the pinched tip and tugging.
logan moans, and it rumbles deep, sending tingles to rise from the tips of your toes to the base of your neck. he sounds just a little too excited, and you wonder how you must look as you reach for the rubber, tugging it off the expanse of his cock. do you look desperate, the camera capturing the way you’re shivering like you’re on cum-withdrawals? or do you look like the brat that you are, whining how sex is not enough until logan’s pumping you full of his sperm?
god, the thought that this moment is being immortalized makes you clench at nothing, your hole puckering as it waits to be filled.
the condom comes off with a pop, the rubber snapping off and into itself. it sounds so lewd and dirty, like the two of you are really starring in a corny porno, and it fills your cheeks with warmth as your need wanes in the face of your shyness.
you fling the condom to the side, before burrowing your face on the pillows, as though that alone can hide the palpable hunger rippling from you. logan laughs at your reaction like he’s not softly humping his cock between your thighs, rutting it along the wet mess he’s made out of your cunt.
“y’ready, bub?” logan asks, still giddy with his laugh. you grumble a reply, before jutting your head in a stilted nod.
he taps his weeping cock along your folds, testing, and you shuffle in your impatience. you feel the itch exploding, the need to be stuffed bloating, but logan continues to tease and god, pleasepleaseplease—
“i’ve got you, darl,” he grunts, then he’s pushing in, steady and filling, and, and—
the moan that’s ripped from your throat sounds foreign, like you’re a damn wounded animal. you don’t even get to adjust to his width—pussy lips going taut at his thickness—before logan’s drawing his cock out until all that’s left is the head. there’s a bated breath that you two share, leaving you suspended in anticipation, then he’s bullying it back in.
you flop on the bed, all useless now like you’ve got your strings cut loose. logan doesn’t seem to mind, not with the consistent ringing slaps of his pelvis meeting your ass echoing in your quaint room. god, your brain’s being scrambled right now, you’re sure, because you can’t even think of anything but logan—
loganloganlogan.
you’re already cross-eyed by the time he sprays his first load inside you.
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wade gets a five second clip from logan’s number. the thumbnail is just a blur of colours and wade’s interest is piqued because logan rarely reaches out to him—a video is just unthinkable.
he was expecting many things—that the video is the one of deadpool being broadcasted on national television with the words “hero or criminal?” after he’s accidentally set the robber’s van on fire, or that the video is an accidental recording of logan’s butt because that wolverine suit was tight and wade can’t even think where logan must keep his phone with him.
but this—
wade wasn’t expecting this.
it was a video of you—wade’s not even embarrassed to admit that he’s memorized the way you look from all angles; what? one doesn’t get a show of wolverine fucking his girl without gaining a new hyperfixation—reaching for logan’s monster cock. wade breathes in sharply as he watches you reach for the condom before tugging it off with a filthy, filthy pop. the video cuts into a next scene of logan relentlessly fucking you hard; the audio is a mess of squeaks and slaps, but also the wet squelches of logan’s cock fucking in-and-out of your gaping cunt.
two things:
1. that’s fucking hot.
2. that video has clearly been tampered with; it was edited to show the barest of the highlights.
this was a conscious decision, with deliberate efforts. this was personal.
an invitation.
wade rubs one… okay, fine.
wade rubs three out before he’s running back to that apartment he’s daydreamed about. mid-parkour, another notifcation comes in. wade falls, because of course he does, but while he waits for his ankle to mend itself back into its socket, his eyes devour the new message.
> darl wants to know if you’re in.
wade sends a dick pic as a reply.
wade busting a fat nut behind tim hortons because he’s patriotic like that
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#anon#deadpool and wolverine#logan howlett x reader#wade wilson x reader#wolverine x reader#deadpool x reader#wolverine smut#deadpool smut#ask#suns
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