#ru the motions but jake is actively fighting for his life to make this work (and failing)
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the-acid-pear · 6 months ago
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a tile broke a kid's skull and ruined its life and i decided to hire the mafia to shut them up and its funny bc despite being a pretty decent man Jake was like... remarkably ok with it. He has a lot of self preservation skills.
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