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the-acid-pear · 6 months ago

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a tile broke a kid's skull and ruined its life and i decided to hire the mafia to shut them up and its funny bc despite being a pretty decent man Jake was like... remarkably ok with it. He has a lot of self preservation skills.

#luly talks #dsaf liveblog #also something to be said about how much of a try hard he is even when we suck he's like YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING ☹#Calls back to that line about walt and the difference between harry and him like harry seems to just be a natural at this shit just going t #ru the motions but jake is actively fighting for his life to make this work (and failing)#I CANT WAIT TO HIRE ROGER RUUHGUGMRUAHAUHUUUU #also yes i am right also yes i didnt think of bribing the health inspector any time. i exist.#im just really in character yknow. you think someone as hungover as jack would use his whole brain? no.

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