#rt anon 💃

[bernardsbendystraws]

STOP I LOVE HOW SO MANY PEOPLE GOT JELLYCATS 😭😭

MY BSF GOT ME THE UNICORN, MY SISTER GOT ME THE BARNABUS PIG, MY MOM GOT ME THE PRETZEL AND MY DAD GOT ME THE GIANT JELLYCAT HEAD 😊😊😊

THERE ALL SO CUTE MY JELLY CAT COLLECTION IS ABSURDDD

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MATT WOULD LOVE HEARING THIS SHIT LMAOOOOOOOOO. And bro. I need one SO BAD.

[bernardsbendystraws]

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girl if you do

highly recommend british columbia (its the best & prettiest province) specifically in the summer

but if you mountains jasper/banff are so pretty year around but they hit diff in winter 🙌

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Oh I meant just to escape the shit show that is the us LMAOOOOOO but noted ☝️🤓

[bernardsbendystraws]

i LOVE your account

ugh everything abt u is so 🥰🥰🥰🥰

i need to give you a big hug over the screen

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I’m letting my dog boop the screen do u feel it 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[bernardsbendystraws]

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ah yesss another older sister is needed mine moved 4 hours away and i fear i don’t see her enough, facetime is not enough

and dw anti-social or not he’ll take you, i am the most extrovert bitch you’ll meet but my sister is the most closed off introvert bitch you’ll meet 😭😭

my parents like the ✨variety✨

bring your other sisters too, the more the merrier!!

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I only like two of my sisters but they’re even older than me LMAO one is nearly 30 😭😭😭 BUT YES I GIVE VARIETY (I only like doing like 5 things)

[bernardsbendystraws]

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stop oh my god no need to freak out i wouldn’t have even cared if you knew who i was lmao,

i swear i didn’t say much i just add too many details i was answering ur one post that said “i need that girls dad”

i was legit saying we can share fr, my dad always wanted more daughters like legit my parents regret not having more children b4 they got too old 😭😭

my dad legit said like a week ago “2 isn’t enough i wanted a whole army so when it’s being your kids to work day i could’ve brought enough kids to make us look like the avengers” LMFAO

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My dad got 4 daughters and you can’t even convince me he ever wanted a single child bc wtf is that man. AND TELL UR DAD I ALSO COME WITH A VERY CUTE DOG AND IM SO ANTISOCIAL AND I SO NOTHING SO HE DONT GOTTA WORRYYYYYY IM LITERALLY FILLING OUTTHE ADOPTION PAPERS 🪄✨

[bernardsbendystraws]

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oh girl ur good, ur so sweet it physically hurts, i rlly don’t care lol i relized as i was sending it LMFAO

i wouldn’t have cared at all i promise but god ur so nice for caring so much 😭

I feel bad you sent in like PARAGRAPHS but I freaked out and did it so fast 😭😭😭

[bernardsbendystraws]

i fear i might’ve forgot to turn on anon welp

I noticed and I deleted before really looked at the user to be respectful 😭😭😭 you can send it in again!! I only registered it wasn’t on anon so I RAN to delete it bc I didn’t wanna make you upset at all 😭

[bernardsbendystraws]

i forgot to put 💃 at the end but i assume you know based on context

I gotchuuuu

[bernardsbendystraws]

https://www.tumblr.com/bernardsbendystraws/770680575964200961/we-have-therapy-today-chat

hope it goes well!!

lowk random but my moms a therapist 😭

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OMG WHAT IF UR MOM IS MY THERAPIST

[bernardsbendystraws]

ur so fun and cute and cool to talk to btw

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Okay but like…YOU TOO YOU FUCKIJG CUTE ASS BITCH??!???!!

[bernardsbendystraws]

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stop this has me cackling��� i told him that immeditally i said “what would you do i slapped you but with a fluffy teddy bear”

bro just looked at me giving me the most bodacious side eye and said “why would you do that at 10am in the morning? why don’t you go eat breakfast sweetheart i think your morning cuckoo brain is back”

sigh. anyways waiting for a waffle to be toasted as we speak 😊

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STAWP YOU ACTUALLY ASKED WTF YOURE THE CUTEST FOR THAT HELLO???? Tell me how the waffle is lol

[bernardsbendystraws]

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stop i love this, raising your future children to think like me is crazy tho 😭😭

makes sense, i rlly hope y’all didn’t take that rant in a “boo hoo i have good parents and i wanna vent real quick” i swear i meant it more in a i feel as thought my own personal standards are crazy 😭😭

i rlly hope that wasn’t insensitive yall

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I didn’t take it that way at all 😭😭😭 but like UGH I just need to slap ur dad with a fluffy teddy bear bc wtf.

[bernardsbendystraws]

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yes i built immunity to the #freezingcanadianweathers 😭

ALSO idk if you care but while we were xmas caroling think i witnessed 2 little toddlers fall in love bc i swear my lil girl was all confident and energetic for every house

until we had to sing for a little boy who answered the door, she got hella flustered and quiet like she was STARING at this random boy with heart eyes and like vice versa

sigh. why the toddlers got more game than me 😭😭

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Tbh I had game as a kid. Like — I had AUDACITY. Actually I’ve always been exactly the same kinda LMAOOOOOOOO but slays. I WANNA GO TO CANADA SO FUCKING BAD OMG

[bernardsbendystraws]

relizing i have free will is so funny to me bc wdym i just went christmas caroling with a legit toddler when it’s -25 out…

(we went outside bc she wanted to build a snowman like any little kid does and somehow we ended up going to 10+ houses singing our hearts out for no reason at all) 😭

like i almost froze but yk 😊

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OMG ARE YOU FUCKING GOOD???!

[bernardsbendystraws]

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sure girl no need to go to the actual office n shi just come over, my best therapy sessions with my mom have been on her closet floor lmfao 😭😭 you can join fair warning we just end up yapping abt things completly off topic, last time i had one for how school was going and we just ended making a list of things we could buy my dad for christmas bc he’s impossible to shop for LMFAO

I want ur mom too now wtf.

[bernardsbendystraws]

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hi i’m this girl again (i should really make a emoji anon bc i always ask you shi)

thank you sm!! this was so kind and really helpful tbh 😭😭

can i be 💃 anon ?!

Yes ofc and YES I LOVE THAT EMOJI LMAO