#roxus watches: adventures of sonic the hedgehog

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I have discovered that Netflix only has 20 of the 65 episodes of Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog, and possibly doesn't have them in order. . . darn.

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Aight I've decided to start Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog (1993) and am gonna be liveblogging it just for funsies. :)

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Thoughts on episode 1:

SONIC'S VOICE IS SO GOOFY LMAO

Sonic booing at himself during Eggman's convention rant is wonderful.

Ok so he's now a wanted fugitive. . . Might wanna get out of that conversation bud- aaand he's suggesting they up his bounty price.

Lol he's just sitting there like "Yeah I totally belong here"

HE'S SUCH A CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD AND IT'S ONLY EPISODE ONE

Also I love how his spin action mimics a circular saw. (Wait is that what it's supposed to be all the time??)

Tails, who has done absolutely nothing besides look adorable: "We sure showed them, didn't we Sonic? :D" He's so cute ^v^

Aha there's the chili dogs

SONIC STOP BEING A KAREN TO THE CHILI DOG GUY!!

Ok so chili dog guy's evil.

Why does Coconut feel like Robotnik's bitter ex? He kissed his picture and everything!

Gotta love how Sonic gets random disguises with no explanation.

TAILS NOOOO HE'S IN THE STOCKS

SONIC CALLED TAILS LITTLE BRO!!!!!!!!

Scratch and Grounder are giving Papyrus and Sans vibes. That explains why I'm already loving Scratch!

I'm so glad Sonic told Tails and I when it's appropriate to call 911. I feel so informed!

I already adore this show.

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Robotnik's mom honestly explains so much about why Robotnik's the way he is, she's horrible and treats him terribly.

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Seeing Robotnik have a fish fight with his banished cousin was not on my to do list today.

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Tails: "Let me go, you LOSERS!"

My mom, sarcastically from the corner of the room: "Wow, that's some strong language, Tails!"

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Watching Sonic put an anchor inside a sand castle and leading Scratch and Grounder to crash into it has caused me to realize he'd totally put rocks in snowballs too.

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My mom thinks Tails is cute!

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I love how four and a half year old Tails just had a gun this whole episode.

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Episode 3 is called Lovesick Sonic. Due to this being an older show I'm a little apprehensive. Preparing for possible secondhand embarrassment.

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Starting off strong with these two just- holding hands while running/flying off to who knows where. They're the besties ever istg

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Scratch and Grounder falling for Sonic's disguises will never not be funny.

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Damn, Robotnik's momma is. . . something

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SONIC IN DRAG??

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Not Sonic just casually tossing Scratch and Grounder off a thousand foot cliff-

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YEAH SCRATCH, GROUNDER, AND COCONUTS, BEAT ROBOTNIK'S ASS!