Jay Rosewood Character Bio!
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Canonically Written by Jay Rosewood
Edited, fact-checked, and notated by Rowan Khanna and Merula Snyde
Name: Jay Rosewood
Age: Timeless Classic (Not a number, also inaccurate.) 17
Birthday: May 14th (not that anyone REMEMBERS) (IT WAS ONE TIME!)
Blood Status: Red (Right, but also wrong.) Half-blood
Height: 6’4” (You fucking wish) 5’9”
(You guys are boring)
Year: 6
House: Snake Bois (Technically correct) (We’re still changing it.) Syltherin (Slytherin*) (Gottem.)
Wand: Pressboard and a Sugar Quill Cypress wood, Phoenix Feather core, thirteen inches in length, slightly springy. Note: it becomes a weird cool half/half of Cypress and Rowan wood later on. Three guesses why.
Best Classes: None of them Um… Lunch? (You both suck) Defense Against the Dark Arts, Astronomy
Worst Classes: ...Flying (Tell them why) (No) (He’s afraid of flying) (That’s a lie) (Absolutely terrified of it) (We’re moving on)
Hobbies: Getting into trouble, Dueling, Incoherent conversation, Dueling, Hanging out at the Three Broomsticks, and Dueling (Did you mention dueling?) (Not funny, Khanna)
Relationships:
Jacob Rosewood (Proof not all humans are inherently good) (Technically true, but we’re going to put ‘Brother’)
Rowan Khanna (Actual Brother Best friend. Don’t exaggerate.)
Merula Snyde (Girlfriend The greatest part of your life, actually. What happened to not exaggerating? I’m not.) (Girlfriend/Former Rival)
Penny Haywood (Friend/Resident Moral Compass) (...You guys aren’t gonna change that?) (Nope) (Nah)
Kat (Little sister) (Who?) (I also have some questions) (Don’t worry about it)
Notes:
Really fucking cool Very significant scar across the left side of his face, and his left eye is missing, covered by a black leather eyepatch.
The phrase, “Violence is not the answer, violence is the question and the answer is yes” is his most common method of problem resolution. And it works! (NO IT DOESN’T! STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT!)
Animagus form is a German Shepard, also missing an eye. (We call him ‘Hachiko’)
Owns a really cool Potentially cursed dagger, previously owned by someone his mother knew (Some old yakuza. I did some digging, and haven’t found anything other than that they were missing an eye, too.), more accurately, a Tantō short sword with roses decorating the handle. (I think that’s the most words I’ve ever seen him write at once)
Rarely trusts anyone outside of his small circle, and has no trust for any figure of authority that hasn’t explicitly earned it in his eyes. (Which is perfectly reasonable after the shit that’s happened)
Openly expresses disdain for the Ministry and anyone who works for it. (That isn’t Arthur Weasley) (Of course)
He cares for his friends a great deal, often risking life and limb to protect them, even if they KEEP TELLING HIM TO STOP! (I will NOT)
Despite his outward facade of a cunning, unpredictable and powerful wizard, internally, he’s deeply exhausted, and on rare occasions, it’s made clear that he values his loved ones very dearly, yet somehow does not believe that he has innately earned their affection, and feels he must prove his resolve and strength at every turn to keep them around. This man desperately needs some genuine love, and more importantly, he needs to recognize that he already has so many people that want to give it to him. (Where the hell did that come from?) (It’s called empathy, Khanna) (No comment)
Thank you to my editors for keeping me company while I wrote this, and making it less funny.
You’re welcome.
Don’t ask me to do this again.
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