#rory monahan headcanons

[xrag-dollx]

-What the AHS Evans- -------wear in bed-------

Tate:

• shirt of his favourite band and a messy pair of sleeping pants, you can expect them to be all gross and worn out

• he never ever cared abt cleaning the clothes at least once a week so he basically wears the same sleeping clothes like 365 days a year

• thinks bc he's a ghost nobody would ever care

• when he isn't around you, you exchange the clothes and make sure he's having new sleeping clothes bc the smell really annoys you when you're in bed with him

• is actually thankful that you're exchanging his clothes ❤

Kit:

• sleeps in pyjamas during wintertime but prefers to sleep in speedos and a top in summer

• exchanges his clothes at least every week but during summer like every 2nd day (bc u both are a hot mess during the night 😏)

• he mostly keeps track on having new clothes but when his week was too stressful he might forget about it

• so you carefully put his new clothes on his bedside and he always comes around you and thanks you with a kiss on your cheek ❤

Kyle (frankenkyle):

• is wearing the cutest pj's on earth

• like the ones which make u look like a dinosaur or a tiger

• could wear pj's 24/7

• you always need to remind him that he can't go out in his dinosaur pyjamas

• is crying for 15 mins

• you convince him to get a new pyjama if he gets out of his current one just to go out in his normal clothes

• when you see Kyle yawning or sneezing in his dinosaur pyjamas it literally makes your heart melt in cuteness

Jimmy:

• likes shorts and a top in summer and a pyjama in winter

• when he's getting drunk he falls asleep in his actual clothes bc yea why not

• normal clothes = most comfortable clothes

James:

• darn expensive silk pyjamas

• but in summer he'd prefer something like boxers and a top

• exchanges his sleeping clothes like every 2nd day bc he's a hoe for tidiness

• doesn't need to care abt changing the old clothes himself at all, Ms. Evers takes care of it (as for everything else)

Rory:

• loves to sleep naked (and loves to walk around naked at home bc why not)

• in wintertime he's pretty okay by wearing a shirt and some long sleeping pants

Kai:

• he's basic af so just a shirt and shorts (in summer probably shirtless)

• never really exchanges the sleeping clothes unless winter is doing it (bc she's a good lil sissy)

• has to care abt more important shit than sleeping clothes

• does he even sleep at all???

• I guess not, too busy on taking world domination

Mr. Gallant:

• is never underdressed, not even while sleeping

• prefers to sleep in fancy pyjamas bc he thinks when he sleeps without anything on he feels gross

• wears nothing else than Gucci and Versace pyjamas

• goes shopping like every weekend to get some new ones (bc his nana has the cash 💸)

Austin:

• could never go without his silk robes and pyjamas

• has a favourite store in paris so when he's on vacation he gets TONS of new ones

•basically lives off this shit

•they are like his 2nd skin

• likes to brag and shows it to EVERYONE

• when he's got a new writing idea he runs downstairs so his long robe is hovering dramatically over the stairs (thinks it looks freakin cool while doing this)

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Tags: @fear-is-truth @am3ricanh0rrorwh0re @trueangel420 @lacucarachapisser @evanpeterspeter

[fear-is-truth]

what do you think each of the evan’s wear to bed?

(i was trying to imagine what JPM would wear to bed and was stumped lmao)

⋆𐙚 ₊ the evans… sleepwear .ᐟ

ft. tate langdon ‧ kit walker ‧ kyle spencer ‧ jimmy darling ‧ james patrick march‧ kai anderson ‧ rory monahan ‧ peter maximoff ‧ colin zabel

a/n: ty for the req !! so fun to write tbh

⟢ 𝐓𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐃𝐎𝐍.

tate’s sleepwear is very 90s boy-next-door. half the time, he’s in those vintage-looking striped tees—horizontal stripes in muted colors, the kind that might seem kinda baby-ish now but somehow work on him. baby boy. the rest of the time, it’s a band tee, nirvana or the smashing pumpkins. for bottoms, he’ll either grab his track & field shorts (you know, the short ones that look kinda fruity) or a pair of boxers. if it’s hot, he’ll ditch the shirt completely. on colder days, he’s in one of those sweaters paired with green checkered pyjama pants.

⟢ 𝐊𝐈𝐓 𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐊𝐄𝐑.

kit’s all about practicality. hot weather? briefs. nothing else. he’s not into anything restrictive or fancy when he’s sleeping. when it’s colder, he might throw on some soft flannel pajama pants and a white undershirt, but only if it’s freezing.

⟢ pre death .ᐟ 𝐊𝐘𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐑.

kyle’s sleepwear usually includes an old college club tee—something from a campus event or charity run—or a nerdy sci-fi shirt with marvel, star wars, or star trek designs. for bottoms, it’s always something cozy, like well-worn sweatpants or flannel pyjama bottoms, usually in neutral or plaid patterns. his clothes always smell nice because he’s that guy who uses fabric softener religiously and actually knows how to do laundry properly.

⟢ 𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆.

wife-beater and boxers, no questions asked. he’s the type to sleep in just his boxers most of the year because he doesn’t see the point in layering up unless it’s absolutely freezing. when the weather does turn colder, he’ll trade the tank for a plain button-down.

⟢ 𝐉𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 𝐏𝐀𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐇.

james wouldn’t dare wear anything less than a matching set of black silk pajamas, tailored to fit him perfectly. the initials “J.P.M.” are embroidered in silver thread on the pocket because, of course, he’s that extra. to complete the look, he has a matching silk robe—also black, with a silver trim. probably has a nightcap too.

⟢ 𝐑𝐎𝐑𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐍.

“actor off-duty” typa fit. his go-to is a plain, perfectly-fitted t-shirt (you’d think it’s basic, but it’s actually some high-end brand like james perse) paired with plain sweatpants. if it’s getting chilly, he’d swap the tee for a well-worn hoodie, but even that’s designer, probably with a well-hidden logo no one notices unless they know fashion. cashmere socks because his feet get cold in winter. rory’s all about comfort, but it’s the kind of comfort only a celeb with a fat paycheck can pull off.

⟢ cult leader .ᐟ 𝐊𝐀𝐈 𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍.

kai would 100% sleep shirtless, wearing those loose, low-slung grey sweatpants that sit dangerously low on his hips, showing off that delicious v-line because. he a whore. when it’s cold, though, he’s layering up with a sweater or plain hoodie—the kind a tech bro would wear without a second thought. or black thermal shirt paired with fleece joggers.

⟢ 𝐀𝐔𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐍 𝐒𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐒.

austin’s sleepwear is all about luxury. he’d wear a high-end silk robe, probably from something like tom ford or balenciaga, in sleek b & w pinstripes or a classy paisley print. It’s the kind of robe that looks expensive without being flashy—tasteful, refined, and just a little bit sexy. he’d leave it slightly open at the chest, showing off just a sliver of his pale skin (scandalous! what a slut!). he’s also got matching slippers, and an eye mask for when he needs to block out sunlight.

⟢ 𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐎𝐅𝐅.

he’s got a collection of band tees that double as sleepwear, (pink floyd or rush). then, of course, there are those absurdly dorky graphic tees that are so bad they’re good—like the “nacho average guy” with a cartoon taco or a random graphic of a turtle. peter’s pyjama bottoms are often cartoony and childish. think patterns like cartoon superheroes, or those old-school looney tunes characters. they’re soft and comfy, of course.

⟢ 𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐈𝐍 𝐙𝐀𝐁𝐄𝐋.

simple and comfy. he’d throw on a plain cotton shirt and wear boxers. when it’s warmer, he’s in boxers, but when the temperature drops, he’s switching to a long-sleeve thermal shirt to stay warm. his pajama bottoms are a staple—those brown, white, and black checkered plaid ones, they’re slightly worn in from frequent use, but he looooves that soft, lived-in feeling.

[kit-walk3r]

The Evans as Hit Tweets

Inspired by a few different twitter accounts I’ve seen here are the Evans as hit tweets I found online (mostly on Pinterest).

Tate

Kit

Kyle

Jimmy

James

Rory

Kai

Mr Gallant

Austin

Peter

[darktr1ad]

Please can I request random kit walker headcanons? thank you!

Random Kit Walker Headcanons

WARNINGS: drug mentions, NSFW, PTSD

• he smokes weed

I feel like after Kit was released from Briarcliff and got married, his lifestyle drastically changed and along with that he started smoking weed on occasion. Grace seemed like a pretty spiritual person and saw the alien abduction as a religious awakening, so she probably introduced Kit to weed. Though, Alma probably wouldn’t approve.

• he’s dominant

Kit definitely likes to be the dominant one in bed, he knows all the right ways to please his partner. However, if you really wanted him to be the submissive one he would do it only because he loves you so much. He isn’t really kinky or anything except for maybe having a pair of handcuffs hidden away in his drawer.

• he has PTSD from Briarcliff

Sometimes he’ll wake up from nightmares, or certain things in life will remind him of Briarcliff and it can alter his mood drastically. However, Kit feels that having PTSD makes him weak, and he likes to come off as the strong one in a relationship, so tries not to talk about it much, and hides his feelings. Plus, talking about it makes him relive his time at the asylum and he’d rather not.

• he can’t cook

I’m not sure why but I have a feeling that every time Kit tries to step foot in a kitchen something goes array. He’s obviously made some meals for himself before, but it’s usually a microwave dinner or something of the sorts. Cooking just isn’t his strong suit and he’s okay with accepting that, but feels guilty when he can’t help out in the kitchen.

• he’s not afraid to die

Kit probably isn’t sure what he believes in, but he isn’t afraid to die… if the time is right. If he still has his life ahead of him and something sudden happens to cause his death, he wouldn’t accept that. But if he’s old of age and passes naturally, he wouldn’t try to fight it much.

• he tried to be vegan/vegetarian for a while

Part of me has a feeling that either Grace or Alma had a vegetarian or vegan lifestyle after the abduction, or at least tried it out. With that, their cooking changed, and Kit just stopped eating meat. He doesn’t complain about anyone’s cooking so assured them that it was fine they chose not to make meat, but in the end none of them could keep up with it.

[whoreseason]

I think Rory Monahan is a natural blond :]

[wcnderlnds]

caught in the act

COLIN ZABEL, PETER MAXIMOFF, WARREN LIPKA, PRE!DEATH KYLE SPENCER, RORY MONAHAN.

・❥・ summary: a series of drabbles on their reactions to someone catching you in the act ・❥・word count: 1.7k ・❥・warnings: 18+ smut, nsfw. unprotected p in v. oral (m & f recieving). swearing. alcohol mentions. female reader. ・❥・ authors note: this was requested by the lovely @bohnerrific69. it was supposed to be headcanons but im an overacheiver. i added rory for my own benefit bc that's my man and there needed to be something sweet so kyle is there too. its badly written smut like always.

COLIN ZABEL

It had been a cold, dreary evening when you’d entered the police station in search of your boyfriend’s office. He had called you earlier in the day to ask you to meet him before the end of his shift so you could easily go for dinner when he was finished. However, when you got to his office, he had stacks of paper piled up on his desk, head in his hands. This man was stressed. Work always did that to him but you had a way to make him relax. It had taken a lot of convincing but somehow you’d managed to make him cave. That’s how you ended up on the floor beneath his desk with his cock in your mouth. Your plump lips moving agonisingly slow against him. Colin’s hands threaded through your hair, guiding your movements.

“Babe, please…. faster,” he said breathlessly. He was really trying his best to be quiet. Who were you to deny his request? First, you had to tease him so you swirled your tongue along his tip, Colin’s hips bucking up into your mouth as you teased his sensitive head. Deciding to put him out of his misery, you sunk your lips back down onto him taking him all the way into the back of your throat. Colin let out a loud groan, your eyes widening as you looked up at him.

“Be quiet!” You hissed, pulling off him. In an attempt to keep him quiet, you moved up his body to straddle him. Grinding your clothed core against his aching cock, your lips found his, messily kissing him. It was just as your hand was sliding between your legs to push your panties to the side when the door to the office opened.

“Everything alr-” Mare started but stopped the second she saw you hop off Colin’s lap. Colin had never looked so alarmed and embarrassed in his life. His hands fumbled as he tucked himself back into his pants, standing up only to hit his knees on the edge of his desk.

“Mare… y-you… need something?” Colin tried to act nonchalant but the redness of his cheeks betrayed him. Mare only smirked, looking between you and Colin.

“Heard a weird noise but… I see now I was interrupting.” She snickered, letting the two of you stew in your embarrassment at being caught as she left the office.

“I’m going to go dig myself a hole now and live in it,” you said, absolutely mortified. Colin grabbed you, pulling you against his chest. His hand resting on the back of your head, soothing you.

“Make it big enough for the both of us at least.”

WARREN LIPKA

“Holy fuck,” you cried out as your fingernails tried to grip into the soft fabric of the couch cushion. Warren had bent you over the arm of the couch, his fingers digging in your hips as he pounded relentlessly into you. The way he was gripping you and holding you in place was sure to leave a bruise but he didn’t seem to care. All he cared about right now was getting off. The moans that left your lips were almost pornographic, the grunts coming from Warren turning you on even more if that was possible. All you’d wanted when you came over was to ask him he’d help you with some problem you were having with your college work. Warren was smart – he just didn’t like to seem it. He was good at solving puzzles, figuring them out so he was always your go-to person when any issues like that came up. But, it had ended how it always did with Warren fucking the living daylights out of you.

“That’s it, baby. Take it, take all of it,” Warrens voice was strained, rough. He was barely holding back. His hand reached up your back to grab your hair, pulling it into a makeshift ponytail in his fingers, yanking your head back. Warren was anything but gentle but he’d hear no complaints from you. 

Just as you felt those sweet, intense feelings coiling up in the pit of your stomach, footsteps sounded off the staircase leading into the basement. Warren mustn’t have heard (or he didn’t care) because he kept shoving his cock deep inside you. It wasn’t like you were in a position to warn him anyway. At this point you were rendered speechless, the only sounds coming from your mouth were moans and pleas of Warren’s name.

“Oh, what the fuck!” Spencer’s voice rang out. 

Warren didn’t stop but turned to face Spencer. “Dude, fuck off. Or watch, I don’t give a shit.”

Judging by the sound of rushed footsteps, you guessed Spencer had taken the first option. Just in time too because Warren buried himself deep inside you triggering your orgasm as he pumped you full of his hot seed.

PETER MAXIMOFF

When Peter had wiped your high score off the leaderboard of Space Invaders, you had stormed off in a huff. The pout on your face was enough to make Peter cave with a promise of making it up to you. Somehow, you’d ended up in the arcade bathroom. It was small, kind of cramped but Peter had you sat on the edge of the small, porcelain sink. Your legs were wrapped around him as he thrust into you. His head was buried in the crook of your neck, your hands tugging on his silver hair as he left wet kisses along your skin. He bit down on your pulse point leaving a nice, red mark there that was sure to turn into one hell of a hickey.

“Nice,” he murmured as he pulled back to admire his handiwork. Peter wasn’t really a possessive guy but he did love to see you all marked up by him.

“Peter,” you whined, urging your hips forward against his. “Stop fucking around and fuck me.”

“With pleasure, m’darlin’.” He pulled out then slammed back in causing the loudest moan to fall from your lips. This new pace was quick, hard and you were putty in his hands. His fingers found your clit, using his mutation to vibrate against it and bring you to your release faster. 

In his haste, Peter must have forgotten to lock the bathroom door because in walked poor Scott who looked like he’d just seen the most traumatising thing on the planet. You pushed Peter off you, the speedster turning with a huff to glare at Scott. “Dude! Occupado!”

“Maybe lock the door next time, Maximoff,” Scott mumbled, slamming the door shut and leaving you both to it.

“This is the most embarrassing moment of my life,” you jumped off the sink but before you had time to react Peter had sped you off back to his basement, throwing you on his bed and sliding back inside you with promises of making it up to you.

KYLE SPENCER

It had been a normal party. Beer was flowing and people were up to all kinds of stupid stuff but you? Well, you’d had your eyes on none other than Kyle Spencer. The two of you had always had a flirty thing going on but neither had made a move. Whether it was the alcohol making you both tipsy or something else, you found yourself in one of the spare bedrooms in the house of the party, Kyle’s cock inside you as you rode him. He sat on the edge of the bed with you on his lap slowly rising and falling on him.

“You look so damn beautiful riding me like this, baby,” Kyle praised, his hands skimming up your sides.

At his words, you moved a little quicker, resting your hands on his shoulders for leverage. He was so deep inside you – he was big so he was hitting that sweet spot most men never found. It was probably the best sex of your life. He was being sweet too and that was an added bonus. Your lips found his, Kyle’s hand resting on your back as he flipped you onto the bed so he was on top now. He kept the slow rhythm, his thrusts shallow and intense.

Both of your eyes snapped to the door when the sound of music blasted through it when it opened and in stepped another drunk couple. They didn’t seem to notice you at first. Kyle grumbled to himself, pulling out of you and throwing one of the blankets over you to cover your modesty.

“Guys, come on. This room is taken,” he tried to be kind as he threw them out of the room but he was still rock hard and all he could think about was getting back inside you. Once they were out, he headed back over to the bed. “You want to continue?”

He was so thoughtful of your feelings and, as mortified as you were, there was no way you were passing up this opportunity to finally sleep with the guy you were obsessed with.

RORY MONAHAN

Your legs were spread wide on the four poster bed as Rory devoured your pussy like a man starved. His tongue licked broad stripes along your slick folds, groaning at the taste of you. He couldn’t get enough – small flicks of his tongue against your clit were sending you into a frenzy, your body writhing under his skilled tongue. His hands gripped your hips, pressing you down into the mattress to say in place.

“Shit, babe. You’re so fucking hot. Could do this all day. Fuck working with Brad Pitt. This is so much better,” Rory grinned up at you from between your legs. The sight of him with your juices over his lips was probably the hottest thing you’d ever seen. He dived back in, his tongue plunging into your entrance. Your hands tangled into his red hair, body arching as his name fell from your lips like a chant. It wasn’t long before you felt yourself teetering on the edge, his lips sucking on your clit.

However, the second you started seeing stars and moaning out, the door opened and in stepped Audrey. You pushed Rory’s head away from you. He narrowed his eyes at you until he turned and saw his ex-wife stood there. “Oh, shit,” he tried to roll off the bed but instead got himself tangled up in the sheets, falling to the floor. As awful as the whole situation was, you couldn’t help but laugh to yourself.

“Audrey, I’m so sorry,” you said, scrambling to cover yourself up.

“Always knew he wanted someone younger.” With that Audrey left. Rory managed to get back to his feet, throwing himself on the bed on top of you.

His lips ghosted over yours, a shit eating grin on his face. “I think she’s mad.”

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[yes-divine-ruler]

james march

one-shots

smut

For Eternity

rory monahan

one-shots

smut

My Little Pornstar

‎‏‏‎‎‏kai anderson

one-shots

smut

Make Love to Me

Ultraviolence

The Death of Peace of Mind

Bottoms Up x pre-cult!kai

Your Personal Trainer ------- Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Get it Up

Vengeance

Worst In Me

Cake

Razor Sharp

Humiliated Man

Sexting the Councilman

All Part of My Plan

So Easy

Doll x bimbo!fem!reader

Obey by my Rules

Benefactor x virgin!fem!reader

Sweet Dreams

Mr Anderson x student!fem!reader

Off Limits x warren lipka

Cam Girl

angst

Love The Way You Lie

Protected

headcanons

Falling Pregnant with Kai Anderson’s Messiah

Reader loves crotchet and gardening

drabbles/blurbs

bratting out in public

overstimulation

overstimulation 2

“first one to cum is a loser”

series

“Rivals” Masterlist

All Parts (5/? posted)

[darthwheezely]

dating rory monahan hcs!

so i actually had an old hcs of dating Rory, but they embarrassed me so i had to delete them: but here ya go! requests are open, so if you request another Evan - I am in the mood for it (lookin at you @kitwalker02 @billyhxrgrove @tatesimper ;))

warnings: NSFW MINORS DNI - sex, dom/sub/switch power elements, daddy kinks, cussing, flirting, sexism, masturbation, exhibitionism

wow

where to even beGIN

knowing him, you probably met him on set of a movie he was in

you were an extra, minding your own business, when-

WEEE WOOO WEEE WOOO HEART EYES!RORY

he was just incapacitated by your beauty and the way you were just chilling in the corner

“i don’t think i’ve ever seen you on set before, ma’am,” he grins immediately at how you flush or try to hide a small smile as he holds out his hand to you

“i’m rory-“

“yeah i know who you are,” you probably said a bit quieter

“wish i could say the same for you, pretty lady”

WOWOWOWOOWOSOSOAOAOA

he gives you his number and after the shooting day is over

he IMMEDIATELY sends you a text

you guys talk all the time about everything and anything

he’s such a flirt

especially over the phone

purposely lowering his voice and steadying it a bit

i mean, he’s an actor, specifically a character actor

so if anyone can talk dirty and make it as hot as possible - it’s probably going to be him

“you like how i’m talking to you, pretty girl?”

pURR BITCH PURR

you guys tease each other all the time by sending each other voice notes of moans or saying each other’s names in a breathless tone

this gets to Rory a bit easier and quicker than you could’ve eVER assumed possible

he’ll frequently save them all and get off to the sound of your voice when he’s alone or feeling a bit...frustrated

when you guys have sex for the first time he definitely tries to hold back on how rough he can be

he’s definitely a goofy boy in bed

in my original headcanons, i said that he’d do like a Kermit voice and talk dirty to make you laugh

and that he’s 100% said “great googley moogley” during

quite a fan of hitting it from the back

sex in the hotels you have to stay in for filming, sex at his house, sex at your house, sex in his car, sex in the bathroom-

oh speaking of bathrooms-

this boy loves quickies in restaurant bathrooms

particularly gets off on making you walk out first OR TOGETHER AT THE SAME TIME, seeing how embarrassed you are that everyone can see that you just got fucked within an inch of your existence

oh, this man’s got a daddy kink

a very big daddy kink

when Rory is in daddy mode

you better not call this man ANYTHING but daddy

“Rory, baby, please-“

“Oh, sweetheart, I’m not Rory, who am I? Hmm?”

“D-daddy,”

“That’s fucking right, now shut up and take it like a good girl for daddy”

that being sAID

you CAN get this boy into subspace if you know how

just praise him and call him a good boy and pull his hair and he will be so plIANT-

he’s a whiny bubba hehehe

at red carpets he cannot not talk about you

“Rory, what are you wearing tonight?”

“me and my absolutely batshit beautiful girlfriend are wearing VERSACE because it’s her favorite on me and my God doesn’t she look stunning? Hey - yeah you, can you get a picture of my girl here, please? Fucking beautiful, isn’t she?”

is HIGHLY protective of you

if you have anything like slightly revealing on or experience a wardrobe malfunction in public, he’s learned to carry one of his jackets with him everywhere he goes to wrap on you

the idea of you getting a shred of the amount of sexualizing comments or posts that he gets literally makes him physically ill

he’s tried to get his publicist and his agent to make protection contracts for you to a point that it’s made you a lil embarrassed

he’s not trying to be pushy or anything, he truly just wants to protect you as much as he can

there was probably a time where a guy hit on you in public when he was in a bad mood and Rory literally threw a punch SO FAST-

it got him on TMZ but it did no issue to his career

if anything he got trending on Twitter

“BABY LOOK! IM ON TWITTER AGAIN!”

“...”

“...tHAT WASN’T A GOOD SENTENCE WAS IT?”

“Nope. But you tried.”

if you guys get in any fights, it’s because of how much he doesn’t enjoy taking breaks in between movies

he likes to keep busy and as such, you lose a bit of time with him

his temper is kinda harsh too, and h does get kinda moody

this leads to a small handful of fights and scuffles

you both hate them and you finally convince him to take a break for a year

it’s allllllll Rory time

and from then on, he schedules his conflicts to also suit time with you SO much better

He loves you

And you love him

And he’d never want it any other way

[ahsxual]

Hey hon! Congrats on 400! Was wondering if I can get one of this ships with Evans characters.

I’m short, have half blue and half pink hair. I love listening to music and dancing in my room late at night. I’m pretty shy at first but once I get comfortable I speak my mind and you can’t get me to shut up. I love going on random late night adventures and am obsessed with film.

Thank you and hope you have an amazing day ❤️❤️❤️

(Ahhh thank you so much, darling!! I hope you have an amazing day as well <33)

I ship you with Rory Monahan!

Rory thinks your hair color is really cute, cool and trendy, showing that you have a rebellious and bright soul just like his, and he absolutely loves it!

He enjoys making you company while you're dancing late in the night, so expect him to appear from nowhere just to grab you and dance like a crazy guy with his love on his arms

You usually share your earpods with him while you two hold hands, both of you sharing the same emotions and vibes by listening to the same music together

When Rory met you, he instantly fell in love with your shy behavior. He felt the need to get to know you better and see the real lady who piqued his interest in the first place

After a few days, you started to open up more and more to him, making him high-five himself for knowing that you would be a very cool company to have, and that eventually you would show him your real self

If you love night adventures, Rory is the perfect companion for you! His goofy and adventurous spirit is much more active when he is with you, especially at night, so you two have so much fun together!

When you told him that you also loved films, you spent hours talking about it, making you two sound like euphoric kids talking about their favorite toy

And that's when you adopted a night routine, which consists of both of you watching your favorite movies together, while cuddling under the warm and comforting sheets, eating popcorn and candies in the meantime

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The Evans x Headcanons that simply make sense

(NSFW EDITION) !!

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w: pure smut:)

(Kai Anderson)

enjoys punishing more than anything, rough ones too. Such as edging for hours, fucking infront of people you perhaps wouldn't wanna fuck infront of, spanking you till his hands leave purple marks on your skin, fucking your face whilst you're handcuffed, list goes on. don't test him.

enjoys gagging you with his fingers also, the feeling of his middle finger disappearing inside your throat drives him crazy, even if your throat rejects it, he'll force it down there till' he's satisfied.

breeding kink, gun kink, knife kink, BONDAGE

will literally lick every portion of your body, no matter how insecure of those body parts you might be, you're a god/goddess in his eyes.

loves it when his partner wipes his cum clean with their tongue, dude will literally (s)cream to that alone, the many sexual fantasies he has might scare lots away though

(Colin Zable)

Let's begin with the obvious, this man's a sub/subby switch. i don't care.

he likes to purposefully misbehave to be punished. Will do stupid little things such as discretely groping you whilst you're focused on important things, giving you his needy eyes at the most inconvenient times, him knowing how much that turns you on, spilling small portions of drinks onto himself to simply wipe himself clean seductively during times where he perhaps shouldn't have, etc.

now, with the knowledge you both have of eachothers sexual desires, he has more than an advantage with the fact he knows exactly how to give you satisfaction in many different and creative ways they're probably hasn't been invented yet

really into sexual cuddling such as cock warming and spooning, loves how he doesn't need to utalize any of his energy but still feel that pleasure by having you so close to him

(Kyle Spencer)

Kyle being so comfortable in his sexuality, he'll will be one of the few men to do things that'll probably not seem right to others? things such as cum kissing, allowing you to fuck him with strap ons, and dressing in feminine clothing whilst doing the deed, him knowing how much you like it if you do

although no noobie to sex, know he'll always be up to trying out new things you probably haven't tried out yourself, you both being first timers to those specific things only bringing you guys closer

passionate slow sex is his go to, loves everything about treating you like a treasure, gently thrusting in and out of you whilst softly biting onto your shoulder to keep his own angelic noises low

likes positions where you're most comfortable, such as missionary and sex spooning

(Tate Langdon)

biting, licking, sucking, kissing. all. he does it all.

probably has an unknown wax kink, his aesthetic being so dark yet so comforty, including loads of books, lots of humidity, clouds and especially candles, all kinds of sizes, scents, colors. it'll come from an innocent likings for candles to him being tied down, blindfolded, and getting wax poured all over his bare body, him only being able to grit his teeth from the pleasurable pain, since he'd be too focused on not breaking your 'no sounds' rule

loves advicing you to put on his sweaty shirt after sex, it doesn't only turn him on, but he also finds it adorable, you'd always agree to it too

blood play

likes sticking his thumb into your mouth just for you to suckle on it for his own pleasure, when he puts his thumb up you'll immediately know what he's looking for, and with no complains you'll do so

(Austin Sommers)

now first thing's first. this dude's into the rough kinky shit.

anything to do with hardcore face and ass slapping, hardcore choking, bdsm

definitely a bratty sub but will be down to play the dom role, although wouldn't be as good as him fully submitting to you

loves when you force him to wear a cock ring for a certain amount of days as a punishment, allowing him to finally cum into his underwear, making him put it back on, and having him walk around in his dirty cummed up mess

inlove with cum play, all types.

literally has a collection of kinds of sex toys you can think of

(Peter Maximoff)

a total humper.

if he's not getting his satisfaction from you, know he'll hump his horny out of something, whether that'd be your leg, a pillow, edge of a bed, chair, shit even a stack of clothes

dont forget his inhumane abilities, he can do many things with that..

really into ear biting and ear licking

know for a fact he jerks off to the speed of light

know he's always in a hurry to finish up his missions as part of the x-men, because he knows he'll be rewarded as soon as he gets home

loves it when you leave him to wipe his own mess, its so fucking degrading, he definitely loves it.

(Jimmy Darling)

he's into all kinds of sex, whether that'd be vanilla sex, rough sex, role play sex, perhaps even slight bsdm if you're in for it.

him having issues with alcohol doesn't always work on his disadvantage though, he gets so fucking creative with sex, lasts longer and goes harder and sloppier

really into raw fucking, but doesn't want to bring a kid to suffer into today's society, so nobody really knows how he deals with that confusion

definitely has some sort of daddy kink and tries to be the dom in the relationship

literally loves entering into you soft just to feel you tighten around his cock the harder he gets

drunk make up sex is his favorite

(Kit Walker)

there's nothing he doesn't know what to do when it comes to sex, loves and knows everything about it

likes to cover your mouth whilst he thrusts into you with full force, whether he likes your noises or not he'll entirely admire the vibrations your mouth will have onto his hand

total sweetheart though, not really the type to go full on rough sex the whole time, unless its make up sex

aftercare king, know he'll immediately prepare you a warm bubbly bath or cook your favorite meal

kissing is one of his biggest specialties, knows how to perfectly intertwine his lips with your own at whatever occasion that might be, delicately biting and suckling on your bottom lip just to feel himself grow impatient

(James March)

Let's begin with the fact that this man will get anything he wants at whatever time he wants, not only because he's a serial killer and that alone scares people away. James is one smooth dude, he'll have you accepting to his little games without you even realizing it

fully into role play sex, whether that'd be some cringy doctor and patient role play or something perhaps a little more extreme like the serial killer and victim.

really good with his tongue, know the oral sex is amazing and the sticking it wherever he finds it adequate to stick it into your body is a huge one for him

one of the few men to actually enjoy foreplay before sex, rather than just doing it for his partner or because he needs to, the man does it willingly

(Rory Monahan)

peg him.

want that reaction out of him? literally just flash him. Whenever, however, he can't nearly keep his composure steady when he sees the slightest of your bare body, like seriously he'll start drooling

also spit in his mouth. not everyone's into it, but know he is, fully.

(Warren Lipka)

for sure the kind to finger you, stick his hands in your mouth so you can have a pleasurable taste of yourself then soon after mimicking your actions

surely the type to make you giggle during sexual intercorse, he's just so fun and so raw with his personality that everything he does is just so...him

(Alex)

his appearance alone tricks those into thinking he's simply an inexperienced horny guy in search of one to satisfy those inner needs he carries around, but he knows more than what you'll ever imagine, not experience-wise but visualizing-wise

natural sex expert, from foreplay to fingering, to oral sex, intercorse, aftercare, etc, knows it all, he's watched enough porn and has read enough mature comics

(Jeff Pfister)

he doesn't have a bowl cut for no reason.. yank his fucking head, he loves it

if he'd have to choose between coke and boobs he'd pass out

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How The Evans Would React To You Crying In Front Of Them

Characters Included: Tate, Kit, fratboy!Kyle, Jimmy, James, Rory, Kai, Austin

Warnings: fluff obviously, swearing, murder mention, sadness

A/N: my first headcanons yayyy!! Also this is a GN!reader head canon so everyone can read!! I hope you all enjoy!

Tate Langdon:

After hearing whimpers in the house he finds you crying in your (well his old) room

He immediately becomes concerned and appears to you, asking you what’s wrong

If you say someone hurt you, he will immediately go into protective bf mode and wants to invite them to the house for a “talk”

Will kill them and not hesitate

If it’s not due to someone you would probably have to really convince him it’s not

Either way he’ll wipe your tears with his thumbs and tell you that you’re safe with him

Will hold you until you stop crying or fall asleep

Kit Walker:

Kit comes home after work to find you crying on the couch

Throws his work jacket on the floor and rushes over to you

You HATE crying in front of Kit because you know it makes him sad to see you cry so you cry more out of embarrassment

Will gently stroke your hair or back until you quiet down

He hates seeing his spouse cry so he does everything he can to calm you down

Won’t pressure you to tell him what’s wrong

After you tell him he’ll just hold you and tell you how much he loves you

Has you take a bath or shower with him to help you relax

Makes you dinner so you don’t have to worry about cooking and would definitely do all the rest of the house chores if you asked him to

The definition of husband goals

Fratboy!Kyle:

Comes back to his dorm room (which you stay in a lot) and hears sniffling

Sees you curled up under his blankets and can hear your soft cries

Crawls up on the bed next to you and immediately spoons you, knowing you love his cuddles

It would help you calm down, but not instantly

Presses gentle kisses to any spot on your head he felt necessary

Once you calmed down you would tell Kyle everything and he would continue to hold you while you talked

Gives you anything you need (tissues, hugs, kisses, his clothes, etc. If it makes you happy, he’ll give it to you)

Deserves an award for best boyfriend of the year

Jimmy Darling:

Would find you in his caravan before the show, just staring down at your lap

When he asks “Is everything alright, suga?” it would send you into a sobbing mess

Thinking he said something wrong, you would hear tons of “oh shit”s flying out of his mouth while he comes over to you

Hugs you tightly as you cry into his shoulder

Rubs your back and continuously tells you that he’s sorry although he had nothing to do with what made you upset

You refuse to tell him at first because you don’t want him worrying about you before the show, but his pleading makes you cave in

If you tell him someone hurt you, they’ll go “missing” aka being buried in the swamp and the other show members would help him cover it up since you’re part of the family

Showers you in love and affection for the rest of the night

James March:

Would appear in your’s and his’s shared room at the hotel when he heard from the other ghosts that you were upset about something

When he sees you crying he doesn’t know if he should comfort you first or kill whoever made you upset first

Boy wakes up every day choosing violence like goddamn

Holds you and gently sways you in his arms until you stop crying

Places kisses to your forehead and cheeks

Wipes your tears away with his handkerchief as you rant to him

You would probably have to beg him to stay with you until you feel better and no go on a killing spree, which he would agree to do since you’re his true love

Dances with you to help cheer you up

Rory Monohan:

While you two are filming you had a stressful day at work, so much so that you had to take a break to let it out in your trailer

Comes into your trailer after a few minutes because he was concerned that you weren’t back yet

Sees fresh tears on your face and that your makeup is smudged, eyes are red, and your lip is quivering

Grabs makeup remover and starts cleaning up your face while you talk to him

After he’s done he pulls you in a tight hug, gently rubbing your back

Boy is probably teary eyed himself because he never saw you cry in front of him before this

He’d probably end up crying himself just because you’re crying

Takes you out on a nice date after work to help you feel better

Kai Anderson:

He’s probably the reason you’re crying in the first place smh

Usually you cry after he yells at you or you two fight but it’s just a few tears. This time it’s a full on sob

Kai, still angry, storms into your shared room at his house probably ready for round 2 of fighting but once he sees you crying all of the anger leaves his body

Walks up to you standing in front of the mirror while you’re wiping your tears and hugs you from behind

Kisses your shoulder and tells you that he’s sorry for everything

Still angry at him, you try to ignore him but you love him so you eventually forgive him

Asks how he can make it up to you and will literally do anything and everything you ask

Tries (and succeeds) to make you smile for the rest of the night

Austin Sommers:

While he’s away on one of his hunts, you got concerned that he might be cheating on you since you didn’t really know how the pill worked

A lot of thoughts raced through your head and you eventually broke down

Austin came home shortly after (as if it was planned) and hears you crying

He does not care if he’s covered in blood he’ll embrace you so tight till you ask him to let you go before he cuts off your air supply

He’s concerned because he never saw you cry before so he was scared that you might have gotten physically hurt

Once you tell him everything he assures you that you’re his only muse and you have nothing to worry about

After he cleans up from his meal he stays in bed with you the whole night

Cuddles with you until you fall asleep in his arms

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The Evans’ dating profiles

The dating profiles for Tate, Kit, Kyle (and FrankenKyle), Jimmy, James, Rory, Kai, Austin and Peter featuring their likes, dislikes, interests and favourite pick up lines.

Tate

Likes: girls with parent issues, girls with no friends, girls who like birds

Dislikes: popular people, happy people, parents

Interests: crying, death, hating his mother

Favourite pick up line: on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need

Kit

Likes: happy people, maternal women, women who can make a delicious first course

Dislikes: people who hate children, racist people, people who complain about gas prices

Interests: family time, getting high, polyamorous marriage

Favourite pick up line: know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’ u

Frat Kyle

Likes: girls with good music taste, kind people, girls who don’t talk about themselves

Dislikes: selfish people, rich people, Toto haters

Interests: helping people, partying, defending Toto

Favourite pick up line: if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber

FrankenKyle

Likes: Zoe

Dislikes: Not Zoe

Interests: Zoe, playing with dogs

Favourite pick up line: this road goes two ways

Jimmy

Likes: almost everything

Dislikes: prejudice people, clowns

Interests: tupperware parties, family, having emotional breakdowns

Favourite pick up line: knock-knock.

Who's there?

When where.

When where who?

Tomorrow night, my house, you

James

Likes: women who enjoy murder, non-judgmental women, loyalty

Dislikes: women sensitive to death, religious people, modern day slang

Interests: murder, training people to murder, more murder

Favourite pick up line: the sparkle in your eyes is so bright; the sun must be jealous

Rory

Likes: people who’ve seen his movies, british accents, older women

Dislikes: nothing

Interests: himself, hot tubs, brad pitt movies

Favourite pick up line: are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see

Kai

Likes: women who do what he says, women who will have his baby, occasionally men

Dislikes: independent women, women who won’t make him a sandwich, democrats

Interests: world domination, cults, trolling people online

Favourite pick up line: I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?

Austin

Likes: fun people, sweet tasting people, Dolly Parton fans

Dislikes: talentless people, people with a bad blood type, people with morals

Interests: karaoke, musicals, searching the internet for victims

Favourite pick up line: I would take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring your own snacks

Peter

Likes: people with good music taste, fun people, people who can withstand whiplash

Dislikes: slow people, people who always obey the rules, people who follow the speed limit

Interests: kleptomania, running from the cops, Pac-Man

Favourite pick up line: you must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night

Colin

Likes: older women, strong women, people who listen to him

Dislikes: criminals, people who use him, people who don’t let him eat his bagel before delivering bad news

Interests: solving crimes, eating at nice restaurants, hanging out with his mum

Favourite pick up line: I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away

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I’m taking requests!

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Being Married/Dating to Kai Anderson

Kai Anderson x Reader

Request: Anonymous ~head-canon Of the reader married to Kai Anderson

Warning: Signs of an Abusive Relationship

A/N: Sorry it’s short. I’ve never seen the whole Cult season, so I don’t know a lot. I hope you enjoy!

Pre-cult! Kai

Being with Pre-cult Kai would be heaven.

You guys would have either met in high school or college. (High School/College Sweethearts 🥰)

Your Promise Ring

Your Wedding/Engagement Ring

He would treat you like a queen.

If you were on your period, he would instantly shoot out of his seat, and head to the store to grab all your favorite things.

He wouldn’t rush into things like sex or kids. He’s veeery kind and gentle.

During your anniversary, Kai would move everything aside to make sure you had the best anniversary ever.

Same thing for Valentine's Day, but with a lot more gifts, chocolates, and cheesy teddy bears with the roses in their hands.

If someone attacked you, Kai definitely wouldn’t be the strongest, but he would defend you to the best of his ability.

Overall, pre-cult Kai would be a good husband that would satisfy your every need, and love you to the best of his ability. He may not know the best way to show love, but he tries.

Cult! Kai

Cult Kai is a different story. He's the complete opposite of Pre-Cult Kai.

You are his main supporter.

Your Promise Ring

Your Wedding/Engagement Ring

You have no idea that meadow flirts with Kai

You met him as a supporter for his campaign.

He would spoil you… Especially when he’s sorry for something he did to you.

You would definitely be his queen. You'd be the queen in the background.

He wants to make a messiah baby with you.

He is able to manipulate you, like he does the cult.

During special events (Like your anniversary or Valentines), Kai wouldn’t put his ‘meetings’ before those, but he always finds a way to make it up to you. On your birthday, it’s your day, so Kai would probably hold off on the ‘meeting’ till after you're asleep. (It’s your day. No asshole Kai.)

He doesn’t want you anywhere near the cult.

When he’s in a ‘meeting’, he will lock you in your shared bedroom, so you can’t get into the ‘meeting’... or go to the police.

You choose to stay away from Kai, when he’s mad. (Especially after ‘meetings’) When he gets angry, he may physically or verbally hurt you, but he feels bad after.

You still care about Kai, no matter how abusive he can get.

Overall, Kai loves you, but his ‘mission’ comes first. He still finds time for you. He really doesn’t know how to properly show you he loves you.

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nicknames for the evan's

× i hope these aren't too bad, i wanted to post something,,i might edit and repost them soon. i hope you like them though ×

tate: baby/babe, he'd act like he hates it but 'blondie' for sure, baby boy

you: mostly babe/baby or some variation of your name! isn't too big on nicknames i think

kit: kitten/kitty/kit kat, mr. walker, sweetheart, honey, hubby or something he'd be a sucker for the domestic pet names. and,,hear me out,,bambi 🙈

you: mrs/mr. walker obviously, hon/honey, darling, once again a very domestic boy, you're gonna get some cute pet names for sure

kyle: ky, baby, lovebug, BUNNY for sure, the occassional 'sunshine' we cute in this household okay shh

you: mostly baby! he just thinks its cute and its definitely his favorite way to address you, maybe a cute twist to your name

jimmy: lover, handsome, jimbo, hon, a ton he calls you but he'd definitely blush if you threw em right back at him, darling (sometimes)

you: darling, doll, sugar, peaches, hon/honey, big guy for a male s/o for sure

james: mr. march of course, sir, just james or jimmy when you're alone/to tease him, GOMEZ!! just,,gomez,,he'd hate it for sure but omg.

you: mrs/mr. march, darling, (my) dear/dearest, angel, dove

rory: pumpkin (mostly to tease but he secretly likes it so), love, baby, sunshine

you: hot stuff 100%, baby/babe, gorgeous, might also call you sunshine somethimes

edward: isn't too big on nicknames i think, he might let love pass once in a while and he hates it but you insist on calling him eddy

you: once again not too keen on pet names, usually just your name, sometimes love or darling

kai:

usually just his name or divine ruler,,isn't keen on pet names at all especially the cornier ones, thinks they're stupid

you: i think we've all collectively agreed he calls his s/o little lamb 100%, maybe angel, ect.

gallant: baby/babe for sure, gorgeous, hon, lover, sweet thing, gal (rarely)

you: handsome, hottie/hot stuff, babe, lover, sugar daddy

peter: bunny and thumper for sure you can't convince me otherwise, who could forget staples such as speedy gonzalez and 'blur boy',,would also definitely be okay with babe/baby

you: babe, peaches, would start calling you something cringy/embarrassing like 'schnookims' as a joke but it quickly ended up sticking rip

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random things i think the evans like/do!

anon only requested random hcs for a few of evan's characters, but I figured I might as well just do them all...so here you go :P

i was planning on including peter, luke, cooper and maybe even alex but i’m just so tired :( i’m sorry !!

warnings: slight nsfw on some? but not much, really.

woo here we go !

tate langdon

- tate likes elevators and escalators. i just know it.

- maybe its just the inner kid in him, but its definitely something he misses from the outside world

- he used to run up escalators and get told off by the staff of wherever he was

- every year when he can leave the house, he goes somewhere with an elevator

- the cortez

- he’d ask if you wanted to go with him one year

- and youre just like ???? what

- “you want our first outside date to be in a what-?”

- “an elevator! we can have a picnic whilst it goes up and down :D”

- and so your first date was in an elevator.

kit walker

- i feel like kit absolutely adores growing food and flowers in his garden

- weekend mornings full of you, him and his kids tending to the fruits and veggies <3

- he protects the strawberry plant WITH HIS LIFE

- ^^ because he knows his family loves them

- he’s watered all of the plants before you’ve even woken up

- he just wants to be a lil farmer boi >:(

- during his work breaks at the garage, he’ll be off buying seeds or reading about how certain flowers grow

- that way he can make his own bouquets for you!!

- your garden would be so colourful

- we’ve all seen kit in his dungarees - now just imagine that every saturday morning :,)

- watching you cook with the fruit and veg he made brings him so much pride and joy

(franken) kyle spencer

- kyle kitten licks his drinks.

- that’s just scientifically proven; by me.

- he drinks like a kitten

- juice? milk? water? he kitten licks it.

- he gets sad when the drink starts going beyond the point where he can lick it

- so he’ll either top it up or throw it away

- this boy does not enjoy drinking like a normal person

- he’d probably try drinking from bowls so he could have a whole glasses worth

- you would constantly be taking them away from him ^

- he may get a lil sad and angry if you try making him drink properly

- poor baby just wants to enjoy his juice how he pleases :(

jimmy darling

- ok don’t judge me, but i’m kinda basing this off of a dream i had last night where i went swimming with jimmy…

- in my humble opinion, jimmy would adore swimming.

- from the moment his mother put him in a bathtub for the first time, he’s been splashing around in whatever water he could find

- he had to teach himself how to swim, but he’d master it pretty quickly

- swimming would make him feel a bit more ‘normal’, as he didn’t need regular hands to be good at it

- when he found out that the circus was moving next to a lake, he’d be ECSTATIC

- late night swims with jimmy <3

- it would just be regular swimming at first

- you’d be splashing each other and laughing under the moonlight

- and then jimmy would sneakily undo your bikini

- so ‘regular swimming’ quickly became skinny dipping

- and skinny dipping would become a regular thing

james patrick march

- he LOVES dancing.

- he’ll never admit it to anyone

- his mother probably taught him all of the dances he knows, which is why he cherishes the art so much

- his favourite part about weddings is getting to dance because they’re so romantic, and he loves that

- you’d ask him if you could teach him to dance, and he’d only accept to spend more time with you

- if you ever taught him something wrong, he’d subtly correct himself because he doesn’t want you to know that he can actually dance

- but one day he’d slip up and just start GROOVIN’

- and from then on, you’d always dance together :)

- he had the roof made to be accessible just so that he could dance in the rain with you

rory monahan

- i think rory is a liar >:(

- his hair is not naturally red, nono.

- when he was younger, it was, but it started to fade to brown

- he saw how having red hair made him stand out from others, and he wanted to keep it that way

- he definitely bugged his mother for WEEKS to let him dye it red

- and since the day in which she said yes, he’s been an unnatural redhead

- you’d find out by seeing him dying his own hair one day

- you didn’t realise he was dying it red at first, so you’d ask him why he was dying over his hair that he loved

- and then he’d be forced to admit his scandals

- you wouldn’t be that surprised, it's no wonder he wanted to keep his hair red

kai anderson

- our dear, beloved, kai anderson - loves bubble baths.

- hear me out, i know he’s musty and greasy, but we all know he at least showers

- so i think he’d bathe more often

- he would just like the relaxing scents of the bath soap and the warm water

- a man under his stress needs a stress reliever

- he would adore bathing with you

- he’d probably help you to wash yourself, and you’d do the same for him

- he’s definitely the type of guy to moan as you wash his hair (he needs it)

malcolm gallant

- don’t question why, but to me, he gives off really big ‘listening to justin bieber is my guilty pleasure’ vibes

- but that’s not what this headcanon is about, don’t worry

- i feel like he has a wardrobe like cher’s one in clueless.

- we all know he’s big into his fashion, and he needs space for his clothes

- so he definitely would’ve paid thousands of dollars for a bad-ass wardrobe

- he’d probably talk to you for hours about which outfits would fit best with which hairstyle

- and you’d be able to actually listen because that man has such a captivating voice

- anyways, cher wardrobe.

- that’s it.

jeff pfister

- he only eats sandwiches if they’re made by his mother.

- she probably makes him lunch every day for work

- he has to have the crusts off and the sandwiches cut into triangles

- also, i strongly believe he only likes brown bread, this mf does not give off ‘i like white bread’ vibes.

- if you try making him a sandwich, he can and will throw it away

- he’s a mommy’s boi what can i say. in more ways than one

colin zabel my beloved

- i feel like he absolutely hates sleeping in a bed on his own

- he likes the warmth that other people bring, but then he’d sleep with the covers hardly on him to still get the natural cold

- if he has to sleep alone, it’ll be the worst sleep of his life

- so when he has you to sleep in a bed with, he’s just :D

- if you didn’t live with him, you might as well have

- he’d convince you to stay the night EVERY NIGHT

- and the only times you’d be at your own house was work-related or to clean

- if you ever aren’t with him, you’d probably sleep on call together

- poor detective just doesn’t wanna be alone :(

- he’s great to sleep in a bed with, though <3

thank you for reading :P i love you !

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how the signatures & penmanships of the ahs boys would look like — PART 2

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finally had the motivation to finish this!!! im glad to be back <3

here is part 2 of how their signatures & penmanships would look like!

once again, if these do not fit your expectations, do not attack me because i made these myself.

hope you guys enjoy !!

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~♡ JIMMY DARLING:

messy penmanship, pretty signature typa guy

his penmanship is understandable though!!!!!

probably writes with an old pencil or pen

practices his penmanship/signature regularly so he could get used to it

~♡ RORY MONAHAN:

his signature is so pretty !!!! it looks so pleasing 🥺

also practiced his signature because he's an actor and OF COURSE he has to perfect it

has that actor type handwriting (you know what i mean) and its VERY pretty ugh

my personal fave tbh

~♡ KAI ANDERSON:

councilman divine ruler boy idk what the fuck hes called now ACTUALLY has a really nice signature

definitely created a new signature once he became councilman kai anderson 🙄

his penmanship isnt bad, its just basic

its slim and clean, but not straight (you know what i mean)

~♡ MICHAEL LANGDON:

ok pretty boy with pretty signature and penmanship

Constance taught him cursive and she was so happy when Michael learned it

also writes with a dip pen or fountain pen, fave nibs are Zebra G and Leonardt Hiro 41 (personally haven't tried the leonardt one but i've heard good reviews)

everyone in Hawthorne was jealous of this mfs penmanship fr

~♡ JEFF PFISTER:

coked out nerd number 1 has a cool-ish complicated-ish signature

his penmanship is clean BUT can be messy most of the time

doesnt have a specific penmanship style, varies from time to time

either writes with a ballpen or pencil

~♡ MUTT NUTTER:

coked out nerd number 2 has slim, messy penmanship

has similar penmanship to Jeff because they spend most of the time together (ive heard that when u spend alot of time w someone you slowly become the same??? idk)

cool signature!!! gives me influencer vibes

writes with a blue or red pen, because Jeff always uses the black ones

XAVIER PLYMPTON:

has totally tubular signature and penmanship

usually curves/connects his words, but not its cursive itself

ALSO WRITES WITH A BLUE PEN, or glitter/color pens

and yes, he brings a blue pen with him everywhere he goes because he thinks black pens are boring 🙄

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