#roommates starter

[forestryprompts]

Character A: Stuck with you? This must be some sick cosmic joke.

Character B: You're not exactly my idea of a dream roommate.

Character A: Let's make a deal – minimal interaction, maximum survival.

[wickcdmindz]

"i swear, my roommate has no brain cells," calvin snickered. "dude slipped in the shower and tried to grab the water on the way down."

[kvothes]

today i reignited my sourdough starter after a few months and am testing a new dough for a sourdough sundried tomato loaf (feat. romano). looks & smells really promising so far!!!

amazingggg i hope it turns out well, it sounds incredible

[bredbois]

open to: m connections: taboo, roommate, best friend, frat boys, ...

it had been a while since kael had attended one of the college parties, so it was safe to say the alcohol got to him fairly quickly. the night had been a moderate success, downed a few drinks, danced with a couple strangers-- and even got hit on by some others-- almost four in the morning when he made his way back home. standing in front of his door, he barely got the keys in with how inebriated he was-- but once inside, he stripped down completely-- leaving no clothes on his body before face-planting onto his bed, legs slightly spread, hips raised up in the air, mumbling something to himself before drifting off into an alcohol-fueled sleep.

[lethalityandlustmoved]

“Okay, who fucking stole my bagel, because you are going down. You are fucked. I haven’t had a kill in weeks and I will put bullets through your skull. Nobody fucks with me and my food on my day off.”

[denouemente]

what could be considered an odd sight to an outsider is a rather typical one for the residents of perga — the prince, with his wind - tousled locks leading his prized stallion back into the city, accompanied by @satellitewar, his best friend and most TRUSTED companion ( who happens to be sporting the same look — his dark curls were windswept, and he led a white mare through the streets instead ). there were murmurs from some of his citizens as he walked by, but lysander was used to it. that happened regardless of what he looked like walking through the streets. “ i wish we could’ve stayed out longer. ” he turns to alekos, an easy smile on his lips. “ i didn’t think qionnias would tire so easily. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO FROM HERE? ”

[gcdfvcked]

open for: subby f/femme faces kinks: is kitchen sex a kink ?? idk that + maybe free use vibes, mayhaps connections: fwb, sibling/step, sugar baby, assistant/employee, anything t.aboo muse: nicola (gif), or pick anyone except scout

"god, weren't those the christmas gift that keeps on giving." she smirks as she recognizes their crimson panties under their sleep shirt, lacy and sexy and most importantly, crotchless. it's only fair that she takes advantage. she molds herself to the other's back in the kitchen and lets her fingers start casually rubbing and teasing between the slit in the fabric. "good morning to me… i could just use you right here, couldn't i?"

[luvcrs]

open to: anyone ! plot: "i walked in on your ex yelling at you so you grabbed me and kissed me so they'd go away and i'm kind of freaked out i literally met you last week" au

“dude, what the fuck?!” leti nearly shrieked, their eyes widening as they pulled away because what the hell. they had known each for less than a week and now suddenly the other thought it was appropriate to just kiss them? “are you out of your mind?” 

[touchbased]

muse: naomi washington. early twenties. theater major and overall lesbian disaster. somehow both the most confident and insecure person you've met in your life. open to: f/nb plot: your muse is naomi's roommate and naomi comes home unexpectedly early. that's it, that's the plot.

"god, you have no idea how much i need a glass of wine, a block of cheese, that crazy mormon show, and a joint." she isn't paying full attention as she enters the apartment, dropping her keys and pulling off her sneakers nosily. "not necessarily in that — " order is what she doesn't get to say, mouth dropping slightly when she finally enters the living room and takes in the scene before her.

[forestryprompts]

Character A: Finally! We're sharing a living space. Isn't this exciting?

Character B: Exciting? I'd use a different word, like “inconvenient.”

Character A: We'll be like those couples in movies who can't stand each other at first but end up falling madly in love.

Character B: I'll settle for just getting through the day without strangling you.

[adonis-koo]

Missy I tried the spicy chat bot and all of a sudden the character became so possessive it’s just toxic lollll and everything I said he just tries to initiate s*x 😂

No because he’s actually so terrible and unredeemable 😭 everytime that happens (constantly initiating sex) I’m just like ‘okay lemme just delete a few messages because this is not where this plot is going pookie 💀

I said y’all were gonna have to be creative with him and I wasn’t lying 😭

[riwrite-a]

this is maybe not the best idea bc i owe approximately 1 million things but i wanna do a little starter call!! theyll probably be short (<- potentially lying, every time i say this i end up writing more than i intend to) bc im just trying to kick myself back into the swing of writing :) please make sure to specify muse/s, and im also always available for plotting if youd rather go that route!!

[deityofhearts]

no one is ever aware of my scooby doo interest Q^Q

[selfsabotaqe]

*       ♡     ◞      open starter      ╱    open to men & nb.

“ what, so you don’t even say goodbye anymore to the poor guys you’re screwing? ”   words were prompted by the sight of roommate wandering outside of their bedroom, clearly still rubbing the sleep from his eyes. tone attempted to mask the bitter nature that hid behind them as lighthearted jest, and gaze averted to shield the look he could never hide.   “ he left like half an hour ago, in case you're looking for him. ”

[coffeebleeds]

"Respectfully, prosecutors, how could my client have stolen stuff from GameStop if he was in state prison?"

[chelseahotel2004]

thinking about how when i was in grade 6 we got put into groups on the first day of class (teams could earn/lose points depending on behaviour) and i convinced my team to have our motto be "if you're strong you'll survive and you'll keep your dreams alive" which is a quote from the opening theme song of the pokemon anime season 9: battle frontier. god