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honoratacarnage · 1 year ago
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some character sheets of my minecraft OC Kai and their parners mercenaries Peaches and Rover! Kai is inspired by Desman Moles, a type of aquatic mole, and the mercs are Red Kangaroos
i play with Alex's Mobs and Farmer's Delight! life is good :)
tell me what y'all think!
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temiree · 1 year ago
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This was suggested by Badaimrac00n in this month's Patreon suggestion box! The backstory is Ryan and his raccoon character look very similar, so what happens when they're hanging out in the pool and not wearing their normal outfits? Poor Nes. 🦝🦝 🦘💧
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rachi-roo · 4 days ago
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Please enjoy this snippet of my teeny baby Peach enjoying her new ball-pit before vanishing into the nana! 🥰 She's craaaazy! (Don't worry, they take turns with free roaming time. Otherwise, the two pairs fight 😅)
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edenpoise · 6 months ago
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morning thoughts. eve was probably still mentally and emotionally stable even after creating the original sin, but when cain murders abel it all went downhill from there, showing up in hell after she dies just sealed it honestly. also eve was the first one to be told of abel's death and ultimately the first one to find him like that. eve was the first woman who had to bury her own child.
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michaelvarrati · 10 months ago
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From Baby Jane to Auntie Roo and beyond! This week, Peaches and Michael unveil a special episode dissecting one of horror’s most “Sainted Subgenres” – HAGSPLOITATION (aka “Psycho Biddies”)! In addition to discussing the many luminous women who brought these movies to life, our hosts tackle the oft problematic labeling of this particular avenue of fright. Joining the conversation is award-winning historian/author/host David Del Valle, who provides insight and personal stories about the era of Hollywood that birthed these films. Additionally, David digs into why these deliciously devilish dames connect with a whole generation of queer folks. Bette! Joan! Olivia! Oh my! This episode has it all! Go! 
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analogwormsattack · 11 months ago
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elkedageenfotovanluus · 9 months ago
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deze kleur <333
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tf2-headcanons-anonymous · 4 months ago
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What the tf2 mercs use as pet names
Mostly gender neutral
Scout
Hotstuff
Hottie
Cutie
Toots
Good lookin'
Soldier
Cupcake
Sweetheart
Sweetie
Precious
Pyro
Baby
Gummy bear
Muffin
Sugar
Really any cutesy name you can think of, like "Bear bear" or "Honey bunches"
Demoman
My love
Love
Still uses "lad"
Jewel
Heavy
Baby
Little one
Small one
Дорогой (My dear)
драгоценный (Precious/precious one)
Engineer
Darlin'
Sugar
Sweet pea
Hun\Hon
Love bug
Medic
liebling (Darling/Dear)
schatz (Sweetheart\Darling)
Dear
Mein Herz/Herz (My heart/Heart)
Sniper
Roo
Gator (As a joke)
Still uses "Mate"
Sugar
Peach
Spy
Mon amour (My love)
chère/cher (Dear/Dearest)
Rose
My love
My dearest
Rose
I can honestly go on for hours with Engie and Spy
Sorry if some of the translations are off, I used google translate.
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darkficsyouneveraskedfor · 2 months ago
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Compotation
Warnings: non/dubcon, coercion and other dark elements. My username actually says you never asked for any of this.
My warnings are not exhaustive but be aware this is a dark fic and may include potentially triggering topics. Please use your common sense when consuming content. I am not responsible for your decisions.
Part of Roo’s Pajama Party (October 7-8)
Prompt: Compotation - a drinking or tippling together. (List of prompts here) + this look
Note: Please leave some feedback and reblog <3 As always, I love to chat with you all. I hope you enjoy this one and have a lovely weekend.
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The world is awash with ripples. You feel heavy and light at once. The slosh in your stomach weighs you down as your head feels hollow.  
You focus on measuring out the shot of tequila. You splash a little as you dump it into the bigger glass and add grapefruit juice and a bit of fizzy water. You swallow a belch and slam down the can, spilling even more onto the counter. You’re too angry, and tipsy, to care about any of it. 
Knock, knock, knock. Fuckkkkk. It’s probably the neighbour come to whine about your music. It’s not even that loud. And it’s good music. Well, she can go rot with your boyfriend. Maybe even soon to be ex. 
You take your drink with you to the door. Your fuzzy pants brush together warmly as coolness spreads over your exposed midriff. It’s too bad Bucky didn’t stay long enough to appreciate your new pajamas. No, you told him to go. No, good... 
Maybe it’s him. He is so forgetful you wouldn’t put it past him to forget his own damn keys. You open the door, ready to bluster at neighbour and boyfriend alike. Your mouth hangs open as your met with a third unexpected option. 
“Sam,” you blub out like a fish. “Oh, hey. He’s not here.” 
“Oh,” he tilts his head, “figures. He’s not answering my texts. What’s going on? Party?” 
He looks at your drink and you scoff. You take a deep gulp of the alcohol laced juice. You should slow down but you won’t. You don’t do this. No, you behave. You do everything Bucky tells you and he can’t do just one thing. One. Thing. 
“Sure is,” you slur. “Party of one. I’ll tell him you stopped by when he drags himself home.” 
Before you can close the door, he puts his hand against it, his strength easily blocking your own. You blink at him. 
“What did he do?” He hums. 
You roll your eyes, “what do you care? You’re his friend.” 
“Oh, ouch. Kitten, I thought we were friends.” 
“Mm, well, I guess,” you shrug. 
“So, what are friends for, huh? Why don’t you tell me all about that deadbeat?” He smirks and smoothly edges his way inside. You don’t stop him. You could use the company. 
You back up and blow a raspberry as you play back the argument that turned into Bucky yelling and you just a staring blankly. Then he left. No apology. No nothing. Somehow, you became the guilty party. 
“He forgot our anniversary,” you grumble. “You know, just what he does. He can tell me what battle happened on what day, but he can’t remember our first date.” 
“He forgot? Jesus, now how could he forget a girl like you?” 
“Whatever, I don’t wanna talk about it,” you pause and slurp again. “You want a drink? You know, he can’t get drunk. He sucks down those beers for what? Because he likes the taste of piss?” You sneer. 
Sam snickers. 
“What?” You bluster. 
“Nothing, I just... I’ve never seen you angry.” 
“Yeah, well, I've been too accepting,” you spit. “So you wanna drink? Tequila and grapefruit. Or I have some peach juice.” 
You lick the moisture from your lips and sway on your feet. 
“Uh, sure, might as well,” he accepts. 
“Uno momento,” you hold up a finger and drain your glass. You let out a long aaah as you finish then stagger into the kitchen. Are you leaning or are the walls? 
You take out another glass. “Hey, grapefruit or--” you lower your voice as he enters the kitchen, “peach.” 
“Mm, peach sounds sweet,” he says as he unzips his jacket. He hangs it on the back of one the tall chairs along the island. You hate them. You told Bucky they’re too high. 
“Coming right up,” you declare. 
You pour the drinks with a bit more care than before. Yet, your hands are just as clumsy. When at last you present him with a glass, it’s dripping. He doesn’t seem to mind. 
“Hey, his loss.” Sam says as he turns and waves you out ahead of him. “I mean, old man should be ecstatic to hang out with a girl like you. He don’t know what he’s got.” 
“No, he doesn’t,” you agree as you strut out into the front room. “You know, I didn’t even ask him to do anything. I set the date, I called the venue... he can’t even show up!” 
“Aw, baby,” Sam sits with you on the couch. He takes a small sip as you swig back a mouthful. “That’s not fair. You deserve better than that.” 
“I do,” you force yourself to put the cup down as you stomach stirs hotly. You wipe your sticky hands on your pajamas. He surprises you as his fingers wander over to touch the fuzzy fabric.  
“Soft,” he comments, “he’s really missing out.” 
“You like them? They’re new,” you look down at the crop top and pants. 
“Soft and cute. Like you, kitten,” he drawls and reaches to put his glass next to yours.  
Your head bobbles dizzily as you give a long blink. He continues to pet your pants, feeling the fluffiness. You can feel his touch beneath. It makes your skin hot. 
“You okay, baby?” He asks. 
You pout and shake your head. Your anger rolls into sadness, “no,” you sniffle as tears rise to the brims of your eyes, “no. Why doesn’t he care?” 
“Aw, honey,” he stretches his arm across your back and you fall against him, burying your face in his shoulder, “it’s okay. I got you.” 
“I tried so hard,” you snivel into his shirt as he rubs your back. His other hand cradles your head as he rocks and hushes you. “What am I gonna do? We signed a lease. We—we—I don’t think there’s any we--” 
His hand creeps down to your neck and he extends his thumb under your jaw. He nudges you up as he draws away. He slides his hand under your chin and you flick your lashes against your tears. Before your vision can clear, his lips are on yours. 
You push against his chest as you squeak in surprise. What is he doing? You tear your mouth away and gasp. 
“Sam!” You sputter. 
“Mm, he doesn’t deserve you, baby. Come on, let me show you what you need--” 
“What-- why--” you gulp. “No, I can’t.” 
“Kitten,” his hand falls down to your ass, “when’s the last time he even fucked you? I know you’re not all worked up just because a fight.” 
You blanch and push your lip out. How does he know? You shake your head. “No, that’s not...” 
“How long, baby?” He puts both hands on your hips and grips, kneading down to your thighs. 
“No--” 
“A month?” 
You look away as your eyes gloss over once more. 
“Longer?” 
You shiver and grab his hands. 
“Two... three...” 
You shake as you cling to him, “please, Sam--” 
“Six months? That’s it, right? Little longer?” 
“How--” you choke on your unintended confession. “No, Sam.” 
“I’m gonna treat you right, just relax,” he purrs. 
“I can’t. I love him,” you insist. 
“He doesn’t love you if he ain’t touching you,” he lurches your hips and easily puts you on your back. He shifts so that his knee is on the couch and drags the other up beside it. “Fuck, kitten, look at you,” he runs his hands up and down your thighs, “all dressed up for me, huh?” 
“Sammy, please--” 
“Mm, yes, keep calling me Sammy, baby,” his nails graze the fabric and he fingers curl around the elastic. 
You groan and press your hand to your forehead as your vision thrums. Your temples pound and your heart races in panic. You’re too drunk. 
He tugs and strips the pants past your ass. You whimper and throw your arm out. 
“Sammy... I... don’t feel good.” 
Your eyes roll back under your eyelids. You take deep breaths as you try to sober yourself. It only adds to the swirling sensation. Your legs raze with goosebumps as he frees your ankles from the elastic tails of the pajamas. You shiver and arch your back, exposed and weak. 
He growls as a rustle stirs the air and the fabric heaps noisily on the floor. He grabs your leg and bends it, leaning it against the back of the couch. He pulls your other over the edge as the couch jostles beneath him. You blink and see his blurry figure looming over you as he bends over your pelvis. 
You twitch and whine as he flutters his fingers along your folds. Your thighs tense. Your foot dangles just over the floor as your other sinks into the crack behind the cushion. Sam lowers himself as you retreat behind your eyelids. 
His breath fans over you as he hums and hovers over your pussy. He purrs and nuzzles the patch of hair. You moan and reach down blindly. He grabs your hand and shoves it back and slides his tongue between your lips. You gasp and spasm. 
He swipes his tongue again. You groan and your head falls to one side. You tilt your hips as he tends to you slowly, dragging up over your clit in long strokes before flicking back down. 
Shame speckles over you as you remember who he is. What he’s doing. This is Sam. This is Bucky’s best friend. Your friend. You're just friends. 
You squeeze your eyes shut as you dig down into denial. This isn’t real. Your drunk. This is all just the twisted delusion of your alcohol-laden mind. It’s not Sam making you feel so delicious. It’s Bucky. It’s Bucky. It can’t be anyone else. 
He reaches up your stomach, tickling your bare skin, and slides his fingers beneath the bottom of your top. He fondles your chest as he laps at your hungrily. You moan and clasp onto his hand. It’s so good. So good it has to be Bucky. 
You roll your hips in time with his tongue. You reach down with your other hand to push his head down. You need the release. It’s been so long since you got more than the fleeting pleasure of your vibrator. The warmth, the eagerness, the need in his touch enthralls you. 
You murmur and mewl as your thighs tingle and your spine zing. You’re almost there. You feel the tension twisting tighter, tighter, tighter. You flex your feet as you tilt your hips frantically and cling to his head. 
Your orgasm spills over and you cry out, “oh, Bucky, Bucky....” 
He sucks on your clit as your climax crests and dissipates in a smattering of nerves. You huff and heave as you yawling turns to gibberish. His breath is damp as he pants against your leg before slowly raising himself. 
He grabs your jaw and sets your head straight. Sam’s voice cuts through your fantasy. Your eyes round as you stare up at his dire expression. He shoves down his jeans impatiently as he squeezes until your bones ache. 
He bends over, resting his hard dick against your cunt, and rocks against you. He smears his length along your wet folds, thrusting slowly, just enough to thrum but not enough to stoke anything more. You wriggle and whine. 
“Forget him, kitten,” he continues his deliberate thrusts, “you’ll be begging for me and only me soon enough.” 
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xx-emi-chan-xx · 5 months ago
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::Biographical overview::
Name: Karui
Age: 17
Relative(s):
Unnamed parents (†)
Mohatu (uncle)
Nickname(s):
Pouchmaster
hopscotch
Lady Hops-a-lot
tough-roo
Species: Kangaroo
::Physical Description::
Gender: Female
Height: 120cm (4 ft.)
Weight: 31 kg (68 lbs)
Fur: Beige, brown, creamy white
Skin: Peach
Eyes: Gold
::Attire::
Short green/yellow Poncho
Dark brown sports tape on arms and legs
distressed gray crop top
traditional tribal skirt
green with yellow details hair scarf
::Alignment and character traits::
Alignment:    Neutral
Affiliation(s): Kangaroo clan
                          Resistance (formerly)
Favorite food: watermelon
Likes:
Protecting the nature stone
martial arts
fruit
meditation
rainy days
Nature
Exploring
Dislikes:
Strong sunshine
Big cities
Being tricked or betrayed
Dr. Eggman and his robots
Dr. Starline
Being thought of as weak
Being questioned
Being called ''long legs''
Being left alone
::Skills::
Geokinesis
Enhanced agility
Enhanced durability
Superhuman jump
Acrobatic skills and reflexes
Hand-to-hand combat skills
Kickboxing Mastery
Bōjutsu
Cause devastating earthquakes with a single thump of her tail
Ability type:
Power type
::Appearance::
Karui is a beige-furred, anthropomorphic kangaroo with gold eyes, a small brown nose, and a white-furred muzzle with black painted stripes under her eyes. She has triangular ears with creamy beige-colored canals on top of her head and brown markings at the tips of it, one short eyelash on each side of her eyes, and a long tail. She has back-length hair that resemble Knuckles' quills done up in a high ponytail with a tribal green scarf tied with yellow details and a few large bangs on her forehead.
For attire, Karui wears a distressed gray crop top stitched which revealed her midriff, a sash that wraps around her skirt made out of shredded Pandanas and layered Tapa. She also wears dark brown sports tape on arms and legs. Up that all she wears a green poncho with yellow details just like her scarf tied.
::Personality::
Karui is a tomboyish, tough-as-nails warrior. Initially, she was a bit of a loner and somewhat defensive with strangers; being quite combative, outspoken, stubborn, and impulsive.
However, she eventually warmed up to the concept of friendship and became more sociable and positive as a result of her new relationships. Showing that through her tough exterior lies a heart of gold, and underneath it all, she's a girl who would do anything for her family and friends.
::Powers and abilities::
Geokinesis/Terrakinesis: Karui has the exceptionally strong elemental ability to create, control and manipulate the earth and other earthly substances and materials; such as sand, stone, rock, dirt and mud. She can hurl and lift boulders, generate earthquakes, mudslides, avalanches, fissures, project spikes of stone from the ground and tunnel through the earth.
Karui often transports herself and others by riding on a large slab of earth. She can change earthen matter from one state to another (such as shifting mud into solid stone). When using her powers, her hands will emit a yellow aura. She generally uses the motions of her hands to navigate her powers, though she can move earth through sheer concentration alone.
Bōjutsu: Karui was trained by her uncle, Mohatu, in the use of the bō, in which she twirls, swings and stabs like a spear. Her Hardwood Bo fight style is more on defense than offense, she makes use of her bō's versatile nature to block as well as counterattack. Despite this, she also able to deliver powerful strikes.
::Weaknesses::
Suffering from mild hemophobia, Karui get uncomfortable when faced with blood. If the amount of blood is large, she may even faint.
She also suffers from Pagophobia, an extreme fear of ice, which is perhaps her greatest weakness after having a near-death experience with it.
Her behavior also proved to be a problem most of the time, causing her to make irrational decisions.
::Backstory::
Before being dominated by the Eggman empire, Karui had been born in Mystic Jungle, to the northern kangaroo tribe. There were legends about their species that said that many centuries ago, kangaroos were blessed with the physical presence of mother nature on earth; a deity of light who traveled across the globe and watched over the many different environments she would encounter.
Along with its inhabitants, she kept all of nature in balance and the natural cycle of life under her protection at all times. After traveling the world, she'd sleep inside a giant tree for a full thousand years, where she regains her power to spread energy across the planet and in turn, would regenerate that energy and release it to spread new plant life in the surrounding area while she was unconscious.
Inside this tree, this deity would transform into a small, vibrant green stone while in her sleep period. After a thousand years had passed, she would return to her original form and remain awake for seven days before settling on another planet and sleeping again. She would do this process with all the planets she had passed before aswell.
It was then that one day the kangaroo clan found this giant tree and decided to build their civilization around it, treating it as their guardian and deity for a long time. But there were others who tried to invade and take over the deity stone that rested inside the tree and the clan always got involved in wars and conflicts to prevent the power of mother nature from falling into the wrong hands, and this lasted for generations.
It was then that half of the clan got tired of all this and of so many conflicts over a ''plant'', but the other half of the clan disagreed with this thought and wanted to continue protecting the tree, which caused a great conflict between its members, and the kangaroos who disagreed with this way of life separated from the northern tribe, creating the southern tribe.
Years after this incident, when Karui was 7 years old, she had gone on a hunting trip with her uncle, Mohatu for three days, without imagining what would happen. When they returned, they found their village completely destroyed and the tree in pieces with several robot wreckages lying around, with no survivors in sight. Mohatu searched the rubble for any sign of survivors or the stone, but found nothing until Karui called him towards her home. There her parents were dead, but inside her mother's pouch glowed a green light that they immediately recognized as the nature's stone. Mohatu deduced that his sister, Kya, had found the stone amidst the chaos that had occurred and hid it in her pouch, a place no one would think to look. After that, Mohatu decided to leave with Karui, along with the stone to the southern tribe, hoping that their former companions would have mercy and let them live with them.
::Relationships::
Mohatu (her uncle): Karui's relationship with her uncle, Mohatu, is the cornerstone of her life, shaped by both tragedy and unwavering support. After Eggman's ruthless attack on their village, which left their entire tribe decimated, Mohatu became Karui's guardian, mentor, and sole family. The destruction of their home and the loss of their loved ones created a deep bond between them, one forged in the fires of adversity and strengthened by their shared determination to survive.
Mohatu, a seasoned warrior and master of Bōjutsu, dedicated himself to raising Karui with the skills and resilience needed to navigate their harsh world. He trained her in the art of combat, teaching her how to wield the bō staff with precision and agility. Through grueling training sessions, he instilled in her the values of discipline, strength, and perseverance. Yet, beyond the rigorous training, Mohatu provided Karui with a sense of stability and love, offering wisdom and comfort whenever she struggled with the weight of their past.
Karui, in turn, held immense respect and admiration for her uncle. His unwavering strength and commitment to her well-being became a source of inspiration. Despite his stoic exterior, Mohatu's deep care for Karui was evident in every lesson and every word of encouragement. She cherished the stories he shared about their tribe, learning about their rich history and traditions, which fueled her desire to honor their legacy.
Their bond was not without its challenges. Karui's impulsive nature and desire to prove herself often led to clashes with Mohatu's more measured approach. However, these moments of tension were always tempered by their deep mutual understanding and love. Mohatu saw in Karui the potential to become a great warrior and leader, while Karui found in her uncle a pillar of strength and a guiding light.
Together, they navigated the hardships of their world, always looking out for one another. Mohatu's guidance helped Karui embrace her powers and her role as a protector, while Karui's unwavering spirit reminded Mohatu of the resilience and hope that still remained within them. Their relationship, built on a foundation of shared pain and enduring love, became a testament to their tribe's unbreakable spirit and their commitment to each other.
Knuckles the Echidna: Karui and Knuckles share a dynamic and multifaceted relationship, characterized by both camaraderie and fierce competition. As kindred spirits with a shared tribal heritage and warrior mindset, they quickly became close friends. Their bond was built on mutual respect and an understanding of each other's strengths and weaknesses. Despite their friendship, Karui and Knuckles are highly competitive, often engaging in intense tests of skill and strength. These contests range from sparring matches to feats of endurance, each one more challenging than the last. Karui's geokinesis and mastery of the bō staff, combined with Knuckles' formidable strength and combat prowess, make for thrilling battles that push them both to their limits.
Unbeknownst to Karui, her feelings for Knuckles run deeper than friendship. She finds herself drawn to his unwavering determination and sense of duty, and she admires his dedication to protecting the Master Emerald. Their interactions are a blend of playful banter and serious rivalry, with each trying to outdo the other while secretly cherishing their moments together. This undercurrent of unspoken affection adds a layer of complexity to their relationship, making their journey together all the more compelling. As they continue to challenge and support each other, both Karui and Knuckles may eventually come to realize the deeper bond they share.
Sonic the Hedgehog: Karui's relationship with Sonic the Hedgehog is a complex blend of camaraderie and rivalry, earning them the label of "best frenemies." When they first met, Karui's guarded nature and distrust of strangers clashed with Sonic's easygoing and friendly demeanor. She found his carefree attitude and relentless optimism grating, while Sonic was intrigued by her tough exterior and fierce independence. Their initial interactions were marked by friction and misunderstandings, with Karui often questioning Sonic's motives and abilities.
Over time, however, their relationship evolved. Sonic's persistent kindness and genuine desire to help others slowly chipped away at Karui's defenses. She began to see the depth of his character, recognizing the determination and bravery that lay beneath his laid-back facade. Sonic, on the other hand, came to appreciate Karui's loyalty and unwavering commitment to her friends and family. Their shared experiences in battle and moments of mutual support forged a strong, if unconventional, bond between them.
:Friends/allies:
Amy Rose
Big the Cat
Blaze the Cat (friendly rival)
Chaotix
Charmy Bee
Espio the Chameleon
Vector the Crocodile
Miles "Tails" Prower
Cream the Rabbit (good friends)
Silver the Hedgehog
Vanilla the Rabbit
:Neutral:
Tangle the Lemur (fan)
Whisper the Wolf
Team Dark
E-123 Omega
Rouge the Bat
Shadow the Hedgehog
Babylon Rogues
Jet the Hawk
Storm the Albatross
Wave the Swallow
:Enemies:
Deadly Six
Master Zik
Zavok
Zazz
Zeena
Zomom
Zor
Dr. Starline
Eggman Empire
Badniks
Cubot
Dr. Eggman
Metal Sonic
Orbot
Metal Virus
Surge the Tenrec
Zombots
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redfurrycat · 10 months ago
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🤠🍈🍈🐓Bosom!Hangman Fic Recs🐓🍈🍈🤠
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Check the Top Gun Masterlist post for the latest updated version. 💕
Ao3 Authors: Anonymous, Boobooblue, Default_Lee, Discosleaze, Dracculaura, Ladybundle, Miiichaaan, Notchka88, Perishablealex, PleaseHellMe, ReformedTsundere, Sam_Haine, Tasteofoxidation, WaffleToaster, Welcome_to_the_Badlands, Whoreternal.
PWP {🤠🐓} > The Chicken Peach & the Zenithal Cowboy > The Perched Rooster & the Brooded Texan > Everywhere. Every-Fucking-Where.
‼️Art Visual‼️ ==> Phone Number from Oidingus
Acting on your best behavior by miiichaaan {E}
“You’re beautiful,” Jake whispered and stroked a finger over Bradley’s cheek. Bradley swallowed, his voice thick, “Wanna take this to bed?”
squeeze a little (tease a little more) by dracculaura {E}
Bradley had thought that nothing could test his will more than Jake sitting in his lap shirtless, but that was nothing compared to Jake sitting in his lap wearing his shirt. And leaving it unbuttoned. (or, jake walks around shirtless when the dagger squad goes to mardi gras and it drives bradley a little crazy)
Hotter Than Hell by Welcome_to_the_Badlands {E}
Or, the one with the heatwave and the popsicles.
beggin' you to touch by tasteofoxidation {E}
Jake has issues with wearing shirts properly, Bradley Bradshaw is a tits man. Put the two together--
Feels Like the First Time by ReformedTsundere {E}
"I want to have sex with Bradley Bradshaw." Saying it out loud is a weight off his chest, but then Jake has to worry about Javy because the other man is doubled over, having started choking on his spit.
the good girl faith and a tight little skirt by whoreternal {M}
the one where Jake loses a bet, wears an obscene shirt, [sexual tension] and then gets fucked.
kiss me softly (til I love me like you do) by daydreamingstoryteller {M}
"Jake, you don't have to do anything other than be yourself and they'll love you." Bradley insisted. Jake’s breath hitched. His body started to tremble the slightest as he whispered a confession he’d never said out loud even to himself. "I don't even know how to be myself Roo." Jake "Hangman" Seresin is trans, nonbinary, queer - the works. He just wants to wear a dress and feel good about himself so his boyfriend is there to help.
way too busy for them problems by ladybundle {E}
It's a boring goddamn Wednesday. That’s why the Hard Deck is annoyingly empty. Jake shifts his sweating beer to his other hand, flexing his cold fingers. It’s uncharacteristically humid and the balmy air is making Jake feel antsy and tense (Jesus, I hate being hot). ——— On a night out with the team, Jake worries about who might know.
As You Need Me To by perishablealex {E}
It begins with three words. No, not I love you. Who's your daddy?
I'll Treat You Sweet by Sam_Haine {E}
He imagines himself in the woman's position, on his knees in some dirty back alley, mouth wide open and taking someone's fat cock down his throat. No. He alters the scenario so that it's Rooster he's on his knees for.
I'm looking for a partner (someone who knows how to ride) by boobooblue {E}
Bradley turns to see a mechanical bull in the back of the bar, some girl laughing drunkenly as she's flung across the padded flooring. "Think you could do better?" Jake whispers in his ear as he presses a cold bottle to his hand. Bradley takes the beer and turns to his boyfriend. "Of course." "You sound awfully confident for a man that owns a ridiculous amount of hawaiian shirts." --or, the bull riding fic
We'd Always End Up Here by Default_Lee {E}
Jake always thought their banter was going somewhere, two planes circling that were bound to end up at the same place. He was definitely and unrequitedly in love with Bradley fucking Bradshaw. But he's actually an idiot and Bradley is 100% into Jake too. So Bradshaw gets off his perch to come find Jake in the showers.
watch your honey drip (can't keep away) by Notchka88 {E}
“Distraction is an acceptable strategy in gaining advantage over the enemy,” Jake intones, like he’s reading a tactical brief but his lips are twitching with a barely suppressed smile. Then he does a little shimmy of his hips that definitely doesn’t make Bradley consider the merits of pushing him down in the sand and pulling Jake’s shorts off in broad daylight. (Jake always plays to win, but even when Bradley loses, he finds the competition rewarding.)
You Got Me Walking' Side To Side by PleaseHellMe {E}
"You're burning up. Are you feeling sick?" he asked and noticed how sweat had started to bead against Bradley's hairline, making the bronze curls stick against his skin. When Bradley didn't answer, Jake cradled his cheek and tapped it lightly to gain the Alpha's attention. Bradley blinked his eyes open. It happened so slowly like they felt impossibly heavy to open. The barely opened eyes revealed blown-out pupils that had swallowed the beautiful hazel irises, which were one of Jake's favorite things about him. "Are you going into a rut Darlin’? Is that what's going on?"
homecoming (jake seresin's pierced nipples) by discosleaze {E}
sugar on my tongue
"pierced nipples taste like keys and baby, i'm coming home" - Bradley Bradshaw's pinned tweet, probably. Jake has a pierced nipple. Bradley is incapable of thinking about anything else.
you've got the win in your bag
“I’m going to go in and get something pierced, and if you’re a good boy, it’ll be my nipple. If you’re not, it’ll be my tongue.” Speaking of tongues, Bradley just about swallows his. “Why would that be a bad thing?” he croaks out, not enjoying how amused Jake is, mocking, even. “Well, Bradshaw, because I wouldn’t be able to blow you for weeks afterwards.” Jake contemplates a second piercing, Bradley contemplates nothing.
Here for the Show by ReformedTsundere {E}
Bradley commissions his favorite OnlyFans user for a personal video.
Go to your bosom by Anonymous {E}
Is saying ‘he doesn’t know how this whole thing started’ a cliché? Jake thinks so. Specially because, when he really thinks about it, he does know exactly when this whole thing started. Bradley isn’t subtle, and the way he blushes gives every intention away, and Jake likes the attention he gives him. And maybe he’s liking the fact that Bradley is oddly obsessed with his chest more than he expected it. Or, Bradley is a tits man and Jake feels like he’s slowly descending into madness.
The mishap in medicine by WaffleToaster {E}
A mistake with his medication causes Jake’s body to show some interesting side effects. Or rather it’s mostly Bradley who finds it interesting while Jake has to suffer for it. Otherwise known as: the weird kinky get-together story of two idiots involving Jake’s pecs and Bradley’s growing obsession with them.
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vintagelacerosette · 2 months ago
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Tag game 🩷💕
I was tagged by these mystical
Kat @mybrainismelted Evie @energievie Deanna @deedala
Deena @suzy-queued Sam @samantitheos
Jen @wehangout Jaclyn @crossmydna Pie @gallapiech
Name: Myn
Location: Roo land unda 🦘
Did you collect anything as a child? Barbie movie DVDs!
Do you collect anything now? I'm collecting Gallavich doll merch by angel_andrew2233
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(I took them to my birthday party lol)
Plus a collection of art prints & keychains from local artists & y'all 😁
I also collect crystals & i have a friend love to gift them to me so I call her my crystal dealer lmao
Also blind boxes that have cute figurines & some anime figurines too. Some are still in boxes bc I haven't got a place to display yet lol
What random piece of office equipment do you have a weird attachment to? I really like the really long sticky notes bc when we're quiet I'll be making lists & doodling. We rotate our desks so I have to grab a new one or find them in different degrees of thickness from use.
Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm. Right: New nail polish I bought from the brand ILNP that's magnetic so I can try the cat eye nail trend! Left: My laptop
Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? I have my licence not currently driving, But on my first drive to work after passing my test I popped a tire after hitting the curb of a roundabout 😅 I cried to my manager at work after the shock wore off.
You’ve been given $1000 but you can only spend it at one store. which store do you choose? Ohhh I think my place of choice would be a store called W cosmetics bc it's got Asian skincare, makeup & sells the blind boxes too lol
What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you? I think maybe my sweetness & earnestness to get you know new ppl. Also same with Deanna make art hehe
What's your go-to flavour for cough drops? Butterscotch
What does your latest text message from someone else say? Friend asking if I want to vent session
What are your preferred pizza toppings? When I'm fancy love me some mushrooms, truffle oil, spinach & burrata. Then for normal my go to is the domino's double bacon cheese burger bc it's got meat & a swirl of mayo on top that makes it my fave haha
I'll tagg these pretty peaches if they wanna play or anyone else if they wanna play 🍑💕
@look-i-love-u @burninface @lingy910y @iansw0rld
@mickittotheman @rereadanon @heymacy @heymrspatel
@takeyourpillsbitchh @ms-moonlight-inn @deathclassic
@too-schoolforcool @sam-loves-seb @sgtmickeyslaughter
@lupeloto @chicanomick @creepkinginc @ian-galagher
@michellemisfit @friend-bear @pookiebearmick
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rachi-roo · 11 months ago
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Came out to see what was on the TV, made sure I was still there, went back to sleep 🤣 The busy, busy life of a spoiled ferret.
Still alive, by the way!!! Life is.... You know XD I'll be active again soon enough!
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edenpoise · 7 months ago
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i've seen theories of eve and roo ( root of evil ) being the same person due to the fact that evil was only able to take root into the world when eve had bitten the apple. eve was sitting near the tree where we saw the roots when lucifer and lilith visit her, eve = evil ( get it : D ) and all other stuff, honestly i wouldn't hate this idea if it was true.
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helloyesthisispapermario · 1 year ago
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Paper Mario Stop Motion
Hey all! I just discovered PaperMrio on Youtube, which is a channel that makes fun stop motion Paper Mario shorts. They do great at capturing the humor/unhinged lore of the series, haha!
Here's... three four of my favorites, but man there's so many good videos on this channel! You should really check 'em out
I think there might be a larger continuity connecting videos on this channel, but I've sort of been watching out of order, so I haven't parsed it yet. still, great fun!!!! Check 'em out
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maddogmp3 · 25 days ago
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TRICK OR TREAT 👻
HI ROO!! treat!!! peach yogurt putting her paw up to my toes
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