#ronald the horse eating clown phone

[welcome-to-roomba-fazbender]

What do you think of other phoneguys?

charlie was drinking toilet water out from under his desk no one used his office toilet so it was just clean ass toilet water he was also snacking on some doll shoes

"you want my honest answer? alright"

"Robert is an asshole who drinks piss and eats people and bothers me for my restaurant's meat however I can respect him on a deep level he's mysterious

if he's killed he can return to life and he's been alive for a long time much longer then I have at least the human part of me has I have no idea about my second soul or how long it's been around

he's got a good fashion sense and sure we don't always get along but he makes life pretty intresting"

"Chuck is an annoying little kid who worships me well not so much anymore but eh... I met him before he had that phone head a young very skinny child with orange hair seemed to be homeless FOR ONCE I had pity for someone so i gave him a little bit of free food

didn't see him again untill after he got that phone head his skin... looked blue at first like all oxygen was taken from it but later down the line it turned green... did... did he drown?

... anyway he can get on my nerves sometimes but he's a good kid DON'T TELL HIM I SAID THAT IT WILL GET TO HIS HEAD!"

“Gemni is a generation 2 phone guy at least from what I am guessing he doesn't seem to remember who he was no idea why he decided to open up a fazbenders location hell it’s not like he was forced to run it

he actually enjoys working there! SOME HOW HE EVEN GOT MATT BACK??? anyway he’s a lil broken but he’s a nice guy honestly fun to mess with but I can respect him”

“Theirs Kazoo don’t know much about that guy yet but I actually really like his phone! it’s an actual clown face! personally i think thats awesome ALSO I AM THE REASON HE ONLY HAS ONE SHOE HA HA HA HA!”

“Nathaniel is a lil old man i made cry once that was kind of funny ... I would comment on his husband but you asked about phone guys not object heads”

“and last but not least theirs Spork and Ronald FUCKERS CRASHED THEIR SEMI TRUCK INTO MY LOACTION BACK LAST YEAR they are two other chatter phones one is G R E E N chatter phone super short and easily made angry and the other is a somewhat chill blue chatter phone who... I saw eat a live horse

haven’t seen thoes guys in awhile but I heard they got a clown nest whatever that means anyway I hope this satisfies you if you wanna know my opinion on other phone guys list them by name I guess??”

he stuck up his middle finger before he got back to eating