#ronald dmetle

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old vs new talksprite... that old one was made 4 years ago. Dang.

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((ronald is taima’s!!!))

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when was the last time I drew this dumbass anyway

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A talksprite for fukin Ronald D’metle, can you believe it...

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Anmari and Ronald got a beautiful friendship.

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Ronald D’metle - That lazy guy living on Lemonstreet

LS: i’m hungry, bu+ going +o +he ki+chen sor+ of requires effor+ LS: so LS: nah man LS: jus+ going +o lay here LS: on my sofa LS: s+arwe sloWly LS: feel hoW my body sloWly s+ops func+ioning and Wha+ewer else happens

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I want a rp where someone punch Ron in the face because… Their fist would just go right through. His face is now melted. And when they in shock pull back it reforms and Ron would be like “well this is awkward”

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tfw u meet ur friend at the ball all dolled up

Lakaki and Ronald ain’t used to this fancy-ass shit

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Have a quick doodle of a grumpy and oddly fancy-looking Ron in the staff-outfit... Might draw something more serious tomorrow haha. Or use this for a starter.

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Calzone Bribes

-- pintsizedSuperstar [PS] began trolling lackadaisicalSlacker [LS] at 13:18 --

[13:18] PS: RO<NRO<N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[13:18] LS: no you can'+ borroW my shoWer, you clogged i+ up las+ +ime.

[13:19] PS: O<KAY FIRST O<F ALL THAT IS LIKE SUPER SUPER RUDE

[13:19] PS: WHAT THE FUCK, RO<NNYRO<NRO<N

[13:20] PS: SECO<ND!!! GUESS WHAT BIG NEWS CAME O<UT!

[13:20] LS: Wha+?

[13:21] PS: SO< YA REMEMBER DA PERIGEES BALL, RIGHT???

[13:25] LS: oh yeah i remember +he ball. +he ball i newer asked +o be a par+ of. +ha+ ball. +he ball you signed me up as s+aff for. Wi+hou+ asking. +he ball i'm forced +o Work a+.

[13:25] PS: YEAH DAT BALL!!

[13:25] LS: Wha+ abou+ i+?

[13:26] PS: SO< YA KNO<W ABO<UT THE WHO<LE KING AND QUEEN THING!!!

[13:26] PS: THEY'RE TAKING NO<MINATIO<NS NO<W

[13:26] PS: YA KNO<W

[13:27] PS: I ALWAYS FELT LIKE I SHO<ULDA BEEN RO<YALTY

[13:47] LS: so you're going +o nomina+e yourself?

[13:47] PS: NO<!!!

[13:47] PS: CUZ I HAVE SUCH GREAT FRIENDS WHO<'LL NO<MINATE ME FO<R ME!!! RIGHT RO<NALD?

[13:48] PS: GYAHAHAHA!!! NO<T THAT YA HAVE A CHO<ICE!

[13:48] PS: YO<U GO<TTA DO< IT!

[13:53] LS: nah

[13:53] LS: Wha+cha gonna do abou+ i+

[13:53] LS: hoW ya gonna make me

[13:53] LS: huh

[13:53] LS: huh

[13:53] LS: figh+ me

[13:53] LS: excep+ i'm +oo lazy +o figh+

[13:53] LS: so nah

[13:54] LS: i'll nomina+e you bu+ you be++er ge+ me a pizza for +he effor+

[13:55] PS: GYAHAHA!!!

[13:55] PS: SEE

[13:55] PS: YA MADE YO<URSELF DO< IT

[13:55] PS: IT'S CAUSE YO<U LO<VE ME SO< MUCH PRO<BABLY!!!!

[13:55] PS: I'LL GET YA TWO< PIZZAS

[13:55] PS: SO< MAKE ME SO<UND REALLY CUTE AND CHARMING!

[13:55] LS: don'+ fool yourself, I need +o see +he pizzas Wi+h my oWn +Wo eyes before i do i+

[13:55] LS: ...

[13:56] LS: cu+e and charming

[13:56] PS: WHAT

[13:56] LS: :/

[13:56] PS: WHAT!!!

[14:00] LS: :\

[14:01] LS: i mean

[14:01] LS: i agreed +o nomina+e you

[14:01] LS: you said no+hing abou+ lying

[14:05] PS: RO<N

[14:05] PS: YO<U KNO<W

[14:06] PS: I'M STRO<NG ENO<UGH TO< BUST DO<WN YA BUSTED ASS CHEAP ASS DO<O<R

[14:06] LS: WooooW

[14:06] LS: see Wha+ i mean?

[14:06] PS: YO<UR ASS IS GRASS AN' I'M GO<NNA MO<W IT

[14:07] LS: keep your hands off my ass

[14:07] PS: I CAN'T

[14:07] PS: I GO<TTA GET MY PAWS O<N THO<SE MEATBALLS

[14:07] LS: +hey are already claimed by +his couch

[14:08] LS: sorry

[14:09] PS: GYAHAHAHA!!!

[14:09] PS: I'LL FUCK UP ANY RIVAL

[14:09] PS: EVEN IF IT'S AN INANIMATE O<BJECT O<F FURNITURE

[14:10] LS: Woah +here

[14:11] LS: didn'+ knoW you Were in+o +ha+

[14:11] PS: LO<O<K BUD

[14:12] PS: IF YA EVER WANNA SETTLE DO<WN YA TUSH O<N THAT CUSHY SO<FA AGAIN

[14:12] PS: MAKE ME SO<UND REAL GO<O<D IN THAT NO<MINATIO<N

[14:16] LS: i+'s already se++led doWn +hough, jus+ saying

[14:16] LS: i'll see Wha+ i can do

[14:16] LS: depends on +he pizzas i ge+ i guess

[14:16] PS: >>: (

[14:17] PS: FINE

[14:17] PS: I'LL BRING IT RO<UND FO<R YA DINNER TO<DAY!!!! YA SPO<ILED BRAT!!!

[14:17] LS: aWesome

[14:17] LS: dW +ho i'll ge+ you nomina+ed

[14:21] PS: YO<U'RE DA BEST, RO<NRO<N!!!

-- pintsizedSuperstar [PS] gave up trolling lackadaisicalSlacker [LS] at 14:21 --

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First Anmari signs Ronald up to work as staff for the 12th Perigee Ball without asking...

Next she buys him a pizza to nominate her for ball queen...

And then she signs him up for BLIND DATES without him knowing...

Save Ronald from Anmari 2k15

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doodles Ron..

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So fun thing I just remembered:

Once me and Daf spoke about Anmari making Ron sing karaoke with her, and that got me to wonder... Can Ron sing???? What the heck is his voice like?? And so we turned to the obvious solution.

I rolled a d20 and got 15. Which for an untrained voice is not half bad??? Over average?

And that is just really funny to me. So I guess he’s a shower-singer or something.

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ronald as an actual potato

Prompt: Submit a Halloween Costume + the name of one of my muses, and I’ll draw them in it!

A+

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You were never meant to be a hero. You were never meant to save anyone or to be anyone special.

The only place where you could ever is in your roleplays. In games. Pretend. Fake.

Yet you wish, that for once, you could do something for someone. Now that you know; she’s alive.

If you only knew where to start looking...

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-- decoratedSmoothie [DS] began trolling lackadaisicalSlacker [LS] at 14:09 --

[14:10] DS: Do you like tapes and cds?

[14:10] LS: Why

[14:10] DS: Answer the question >:(

[14:10] LS: i guess?? i don'+ hawe any+hing agains+ +hem or Wha+ewer

[14:10] DS: Then how about I tape this dick to your forehead so you can cds nuts

[14:11] LS: hah

[14:11] LS: hah

[14:11] LS: WoW

[14:11] LS: hoW

[14:11] LS: clewer

[14:11] DS: I try.

[14:11] LS: you +ry +oo hard

[14:11] DS: You're going to hurt my fragile ego.

[14:14] LS: do you need me +o kiss +he Wound and pu+ a bandage on i+

[14:14] DS: That would be great.

[14:15] LS: i +ried, seem +o be a screen in +he Way

[14:15] DS: You didn't try hard enough.

[14:16] LS: i'm +oo lazy and unmo+iwa+ed +o +ry harder

[14:16] DS: You're tearing this matespritship apart.

[14:16] LS: sorry +o disappoin+ you

[14:17] DS: ://

[14:17] DS: We can make this work bae

[14:17] LS: i'm no+ sure We can

[14:18] LS: i+'s no+ you +hough, i+'s me

[14:18] LS: i can'+ +ake +he commi++men+

[14:19] DS: It's okay..I'll pull the relationship through for both of us..

[14:23] LS: i+ jus+ Wasn'+ mean+ +o be

[14:23] DS: Babe I can change

[14:25] LS: no, no you can'+

[14:25] LS: and i already explained

[14:25] DS: Babe please

[14:25] DS: Give me a shot

[14:25] LS: i+'s no+ you

[14:25] DS: Babe

[14:25] LS: i+'s me

[14:25] DS: Babe

[14:25] LS: no

[14:25] LS: +his is i+

[14:25] LS: +he end is here

[14:26] DS: ....Bae no

[14:26] DS: I'm nothing without you bae

[14:28] LS: you'll hawe +o learn +o liwe Wi+hou+ me

[14:28] DS: How...

[14:28] DS: We've been together for sweeps...

[14:32] LS: You Will find someone

[14:32] LS: someone be++er

[14:33] DS: You are the best....

[14:34] LS: good bye my dear, decora+ed smoo+hie

[14:34] LS: i'll remember you

[14:34] DS: :(...........

[14:34] DS: I'll never forget you lazy slacker....