#roman freaking out cause he kissed virgil on impulse

[plume-pigmented-pili]

low key need a fic based on this premise

Roman: This is bad, this is really bad Remus: Dude what is it? Roman: I kissed Virgil Remus: Woah, I owe Janus so much money

[shsl-fander]

ANALOGICAL WEEK DAY 2

Prompt: Crush/Confession

Pairing: Analogical/Logan and Virgil

@analogicalweek

Logan sighed to himself, grumbling under his breath as he stared ahead at his mirror. A certain side had been all over his mind lately, and not in a bad way. Actually, in quite the opposite way. In a very very good way, and yet it still upset him. It upset him because he didn't know what to do about it. Logan leaned his head onto his arms, "Virgil," he repeated to himself quietly.

He knew this was most definitely a crush, but to get advice on how to talk to Virgil about this he'd need to admit to someone he liked him. That someone probably being Roman, due to him being Thomas's romantic side along with creativity, plus the fact Patton would simply freak out which would make Logan freak out.

Logan felt that him and Virgil just...clicked. He was the first person to really understand him, and that was a breath of fresh air. He would look at Virgil and yearn to be closer with him, of course he first assumed this was because he wasn't as eccentric as Patton and Roman so he just wanted to be closer friends. However, this wasn't the case. He ached to be able to do romantic things with him, feel the way his lips tasted on his own- but Logan didn't understand these feelings. Logan hated anything he didn't understand.

If Logan didn't understand something he'd study it, hyperfocus on it until he knew all facts possible ; but feelings weren't like that. Another reason Logan despised them as much as he did. He wanted Virgil to look at him the way he looked at Virgil, he wanted to date Virgil ; but why? Well Virgil was very similar to him in ways, and even when they would contrast Virgil was more 'layed back'. Virgil had all the traits that just clicked perfectly with Logan, and plus he was quite cute too.

Logan groaned, flopping back onto his bed, blush highlighting all over his face. He felt his face heat up just thinking about him, thinking about dating him, hugging him, kissing him. Logan stammered, extremely flustered by just thoughts! "Logan, stop. You're serious and logic you can't-" he mumbled yet the thoughts wouldn't leave his head.

He avoided asking Roman or Patton for help, though he knew they would help ; especially Roman. He also knew they'd make it a huge deal, and he didn't want to have to deal with that. Logan exhaled slightly, sitting up once again and with all the courage he could muster he.... grabbed some graph paper. He had to plan this all out.

Logan popped the cap off on his marker, gazing down at the paper that lie in front of him. He hummed softly, jotting down a quick note.

Reasons Virgil may have '" romantic feelings" towards me as well:

-Gay

-????

Conclusion: Not likely

The corners of his lips formed into a frown as he tapped the marker Impulsively. Thinking of Virgil possibly not feeling the same way he felt about him tugged at his heart, it made him feel empty emotionally, it hurt. However, thinking of Virgil feeling the same way made his heart skip a beat. He almost stopped breathing as he thought of it, his breath hitching. It made his heart beat race, his whole body would warm up, the apples of his cheeks light pink, and he'd get butterflies.

Logan despised these feelings more than anything else, they weren't serious, they weren't logical, they weren't him. Except they were, they were how he truly felt about Virgil it was just..embarrising to show.

He sketched a ven diagram lightly, labeling the two sides

Things Virgil would appreciate in a confession

Things we would both appreciate

Thing I would appreciate in a confession

Before Logan could really write much he heard a knock on his door, causing him to jump ; jolting himself back to reality. "Yes?"

Virgil's voice came from the other end, he sounded a tad nervous ; though the nervous tone wasn't unusal for him. He was anxiety after all. "Uh yo sup L- sorry you don't usually talk like that- Thomas wants us to work together on something. Something about you making me less anxious since you're logic and Mr explaining emotions to you in a way you'll listen?" he chuckled, "I don't really get it but, can I come in? It's okay if not."

Logan squeaked, his eyes widened as he frantically shoved the graph papers to the side, praying under his breath that Virgil wouldn't look. "Uhm! Hello Virgil! Yes you may come in!" he exclaimed nervously, blushing furiously.

The door slowly creeked open and Virgil hesitantly stepped inside, smiling lightly upon seeing Logan. Logan just made him feel so comfortable, he loved Patton and Roman but they never did it the way Logan could. And Remus and Janus hadn't been good to Virgil in a long time so especially not them.

Logan swooned internally, staring into Virgil's shimmering dark eyes. He kept his gaze, looking into Virgil's eyes a love struck look spread across his face for a moment before he shook his head, "ah yes my apologies, what does Thomas want us to work on?" he asked, desperately hoping his deep blush wasn't visible.

Virgil plopped down onto bed next to Logan, laughing lightly, "something about what he should do his job? I hate to admit this near you but I wasn't really paying attention," he admitted sheepishly. "Honestly I just like spending time with you, so I'm not complaining."

Logan glancing towards Virgil, he couldn't believe what he was hearing ; Virgil enjoyed spending time with him?! Logan smiled meekly, his eyes darted away from Virgil as he felt the apples of his cheeks heat up, "ah well thank you Virgil, that is very kind," he mumbled, hoping Virgil wasn't paying attention to all his blush now as it just darkened on his face. Logan made a mental note to add that to list of reasons why Virgil may like him back later.

Virgil smiled softly before he glanced away from Logan, noticing the papers sitting next to Logan, "oh, what's that?"

Logan's smile quickly faded as he yanked the papers away from Virgil, blushing furiously, "It's nothing!" he insisted.

Virgil tilted his head a bit, "oh uh okay, are you okay Logan? You seem anxious, and that's coming from me- the most anxious person like- ever," he commented.

Logan stared down at the crumbled paper, sighing, "it's just, it is something for you but it is not done yet," he answered, aware of how vauge that was.

Virgil raised an eyebrow a bit taken aback. Logan was making something for him?! He hadn't made anything for Logan! God he was was going to look like a horrible friend an to Logan of all people who definitely didn't want to, he loved Logan he didn't-

Virgil hadn't even noticed the shaking that started to appear in his legs.

"Its's nothing bad!" Logan promised, noticing how anxious Virgil had started to become, he took a small breath, "it's about how I-" his sentence cut short, "I- uhm-"

He never stuttered, what was happening?!

"I think I have romantic feelings towards you Virgil."

Word Count: 1208

[preyed-llama]

an interesting night

Genre: hurt/comfort

Ship: Logince

Summary: Roman’s forced to go to a party to clear up a mess, although how could things go as planned. 

Warnings: homophobia, alcohol, drugs mentioned, sex mentioned, swearing. (Let me know if I’ve missed anything.)

The bass shook the foundations of the house as Roman rocked back and forth on the dancefloor. A girl from his drama group was moving around in time with the music doing some dorky dancing. Roman would’ve started doing silly dancing too if he didn’t feel others’ eyes on him. Of course, they were on him. They were watching for him to mess up. The only reason he was at this stupid party rather than staying at home with his precious Disney movies and a nice cup of green tea, is someone had let it slip that he was gay. Now this wouldn’t be a problem, if the school wasn’t so homophobic. A month ago they had thrown a guy out of the locker room because a rumour was spread that he was into guys.

It had made his blood boil when he found out about it, but now he was just trying to stay undercover. The closet was safe after all. The girls arm wrapped around his waist as she pressed sloppy kisses to his neck. It wasn’t the best situation to be in. He glanced around for a second before he looked down at the poor, drunk girl and excused himself.

The kitchen wasn’t too busy, it certainly wasn’t as busy as the loungeroom, you couldn’t move without someone touching you in some way, and most of the time it wasn’t intentional. The lights were also steady, rather than the flashing colours they had chosen for the loungeroom that was giving him a major headache. Outside of the glass door he could see another large group of people in the pool and sitting on the seats. Most looked too drunk to be responsible out there, but that was a problem for a different person who wasn’t currently drinking their problems away because the constant fear of rejecting was strong enough to drown him.

He shook those thoughts from his head and looked over the options. Beers and shitty mixes sat around the table. His eyes landed on the cruisers, they are overly sweet and taste just like soda, so maybe not. But the beers were excruciatingly dry. If he grabbed a cruiser though, would he seem more gay? Surely that would fuel the rumour. Beer tasted disgusting though, he always struggled to get drunk off it because it felt like it was stuck in his throat. He’d need a lot more alcohol before he’d grab a beer.

Jack Daniels sat untouched in the corner. Jake’s house totally had some cola in the back fridge. He’d seen it when he was over a few weeks ago for a game marathon. Jake was chill, he didn’t worry too much about rumours and he’d been friends with Roman for years, although they’d both got very different interests. He hadn’t told Jake he was gay, so he couldn’t even get his help.

Fetching the Coca-Cola from the back fridge was certainly an adventure. He was hit on by numerous girls, most of which didn’t look like they could even stand, and he was offered some… unnameable substance that he turned down rather quickly.

Back in the kitchen he made a Jack and coke, that was manly enough, right? Surely no one would notice. He downed a mouthful and winced, there was a reason he preferred green tea to alcohol, maybe he should’ve settled for a cruiser.

He shook that thought from his head, he was here to prove he wasn’t gay, so he couldn’t go and give up on his reputation. The hallway was quiet enough, a rather attractive man stood in the corner on his phone. Who was Roman kidding, he was gorgeous. His perfectly combed pitch-black hair made Roman’s heart stutter. It looked like he had dark blue eyes, although those were hidden behind blocky glasses. He was looking quite dressy, a black button up and some dark blue jeans, it was a sharp contrast to all the tank tops and muscle tops Roman had seen over the course of the night.

His eyes dropped down to the jack and coke in his hands before he glanced around the hallway, no one else seemed to be around.

The other teen looked up as he approached. He was clutching a lemonade cruiser in one hand and his phone in another, he seemed to have his phone open to messages. Roman gazed at the cruiser enviously. He doesn’t have to hide, does he? The spotlight isn’t trying to melt away his façade, to uncover every bump and secret hidden inside, and yet Roman has to give up things just so the spotlight can’t catch them, rude.

“Can I help you?” His voice was like honey and caramel. It was so sweet and so perfect that Roman couldn’t help the blush that spread on his cheeks. He quickly took a sip of his drink to try and shake off the nerves, perhaps this wasn’t the best idea. He was meant to be proving how straight he was, but with such an angel in front of him, he wasn’t even sure how he could ever pretend to be straight.

Although, there was no one around, and the hallway wasn’t the lightest place in the house, a small conversation couldn’t be too bad. “Not particularly.” Roman hoped he was coming off as a flirty nonchalant and not regular weird. “What’re you doing standing all the way back here? The party’s in the loungeroom.”

“Yeah, well, unfortunately, that’s were everyone else is too.” Roman tried to calm his hammering heart, so what if this man is an introvert and his phone lit up with a notification revealing his sherlock background that clearly means he’s dorky as well, that’s hardly something to get excited over, after all, he’s straight.

He couldn’t stop the laugh that erupted. “You do have a point, my dear Nerd. It’s where all the obnoxious, judgemental people are, pretending to be something they’re not.” He tried to hide the wince when his own words struck home, maybe alcohol was a bad idea. Or maybe just leaving the house in the first place was a bad idea.

“So why aren’t you there?” The other teen shot back, his gaze was back on his phone as he continued to type to someone.

Roman’s impulsiveness got the best of him, before he could stop himself, the words were already falling from his mouth. “Because I’m not some judgemental, homophobic asshat that won’t even let others be happy.” He covered his mouth and looked down at his drink. This certainly wasn’t the first drink he’d had that night, and sure he was drunk and naturally incredibly impulsive, it’s how the original person found out he was gay, but it still made his stomach churn. It wasn’t okay, he didn’t know where the nerd stood with things. Was he homophobic? Would he be outed? Was it the end?

He hadn’t realised he was freaking out until he heard glass shatter against the floor. The nerd was saying something, he couldn’t hear anything over his own breathing, heartbeat, and the ringing of the shattered glass. Oh god he never should’ve come.

“Breathe for me. Come on. In four 4.” Roman shakily tried to follow the instructions. His breath kept hitching as his thoughts flew too quickly to gather. “Good, good. Hold for seven.” Roman could hear the music and the teen’s voice, the other sounds were slowly being drowned out. “Out for eight.”

He followed along several more times until he was calm enough to move. “Can I touch you?” the nerd asked. He nodded mutely. A soft hand landed on the small of his back as another one held his hand. He was led further into the house. There was one room that wasn’t being used…  for one purpose or another.

The moment the door closed the world felt calmer. The loud music and shouts were muffled behind the light grey walls. The nerd’s hand was still on his arm as the other one moved back to his back. “It’s okay. Keep breathing.” Roman tried to stop a shiver from rolling around his spine. This was certainly not how he wanted the party to go. People would be suspicious of him going into a room with another guy, and the nerd was touching him. Oh god this was really not helping the rumour.

He shrugged off the nerd’s hands and leaned against the wall breathing heavily. The thoughts continued to swim through his head at he let his eyes fall closed. Everything hurt. He should’ve stayed home. The rumour would’ve settled down eventually.

The nerd’s voice gently pulled him from his thoughts. “Greetings, Roman Prince, right?” Roman looked up at the nerd and furrowed his brows. “I’m Logan Sanders, Virgil works in the tech crew for your performance.” The name seemed familiar. He nodded his head and breathed out a laugh.

“It’s a pleasure to meet you, Logan Sanders.” Roman held out his hand, which Logan shook firmly. Roman would’ve blushed if this was any other situation. They dropped each other’s hands and looked around the room. It was a study, bookshelves lined the walls and a desk sat in the centre. Someone was at least smart enough to hide anything precious before the party had started.

The music continued to drift into the room. It felt nice. Dream-like.

Logan cleared his throat and sat down properly, his legs crossed as he sat to the left of Roman’s outstretched legs. “May I inquire as to what caused the panic attack?” Logan asked softly. Roman blinked a few times and hesitated. Would it be safe to tell him?

Oh, screw it.

“A rumour’s going around that I’m gay.” Logan didn’t seem too impressed. His eyes looked disappointed as his mouth was etched into a frown. Once he started to speak he couldn’t stop. “The last person who was called gay was assaulted and harassed. I wouldn’t be able to handle that. I don’t want to be rejected for a part of me.” Roman knew he was crying. He could taste the salt from his tears in his mouth.

A hand rested on his. He looked up at Logan to see fire burning in his eyes. “Well that’s ludicrous. What does it matter if you’re a homosexual or not. Am I wrong for being homosexual? Of course not. So why would you be?” Logan seemed to be staring through Roman rather than at. He was just talking, as if it’s a conversation he’s had with himself many times. Roman’s heat clenched as he rolled his hand over to give Logan’s hand a gentle squeeze.

“It’s fine.” Roman muttered. Logan rolled his eyes and muttered a quiet. ‘no, it’s not.’ The silence felt uncomfortable as Roman glanced around the room for anything to talk about. Although it was uncomfortable, neither made a move to leave. It felt like the room was safety. Away from lies and fears.

Roman let out a sigh and spotted Logan’s phone light up again. “So what’s a nerd like you doing at a party like this?”

Logan seemed to smile slightly as he rolled his eyes. “I was here to support a friend. Although he bailed rather quickly. What about you?”

Roman laughed. “Wow, first of all, rude. Second of all, here to clean up the rumour, although I don’t think that went down too well.” Logan nodded. The conversation felt more comfortable as Logan���s phone continued to go off, he never picked it up or looked at it. His gaze was at the room.

“So you like Sherlock Holmes?” Roman asked to break the silence. Logan glanced over at Roman, his eyes were alight with joy as his posture relaxed completely. He only had a few seconds until Logan launched into a long rant about how incredible Sherlock Holmes was. It seemed adorable how Logan gestured with his hands as his face lit up with emotion.

Roman felt his heart hammer in his chest as a blush grew. Logan glanced over at him after several moments and dropped his gaze. “Uh, I apologise for going off on a tangent.”

“No need to apologise, it was adorable.” Roman said absentmindedly. “So have you read the novels?” Logan immediately started to talk about the differences between the books, the movies, and the tv series. Roman felt mesmerised. How did someone manage to look so perfect? How was he so confident? Logan was blushing just the slightest as he continued to ramble on.

The conversation flowed for the remainder of the party as they talked about various shows they were interested in. Roman didn’t seem to need alcohol to forget his problems. Although he was glad he was drunk enough to get himself into this situation in the first place. During some point in the conversation, Logan leaned on the wall next to Roman.

Sirens blared through the music startling Roman from their moment. So the party seemed to have been broken up, which meant it was probably their time to bounce. Logan walked over to the window facing the backyard and opened it. The pair quickly left the house and moved over to the fence. Roman pulled himself over it and helped Logan up.

Laughter broke between them as they casually made their way down the street. “Can I borrow your phone for a minute?” Roman asked. Logan hesitated for a moment before he handed it over. Roman quickly typed in his phone number and handed it back. “Well I best be off, it was incredible to meet you dear Logan. Message me.”

Roman walked in the opposite direction towards his house. He could see people be pulled out as he walked passed casually. A few people glared at him or tried to call out to him, but he just kept walking. His house was only thirty minutes away on foot, so he didn’t bother to contact anyone. He received a message from an unknown number half way home. He smiled down at his phone.

[princeseanadam]

Time for some questions that my friend has asked that im gonna post and make you sit through cause now i have a ton more content. at some point it gets a little hectic with a ton less questions being asked and more of just ideas being thrown around. i would like to thank my lovely friend  for that cause she helped me come up with literally everything here.

Why Linda?

linda because it started as a joke with my friend and i have no impulse control

what how tall are all of the characters?

I don’t have exact measurements but I do have an order of heights that my friend helped me do. I’ll show you like this

Remy

Roman

Logan,Patton (same height)

Deceit

Virgil

how did Virgil and Patton meet?

they met in high school. They all basically went to the same high school (not logan though)

I meant Virgil and Logan..

they met in college, well what Virgil went to of collage. He only stayed for a little while before dropping out to focus on YouTube but he still stayed in touch with logan

Who proposed to who?

Logan did. It was… Simple but sweet. He did so in private, after a nice dinner and a walk in the park at night (cliche but hey it worked). He was considerate enough to not propose in public cause he didn’t want Virgil to be pressured into saying yes by others watching him.

Who said I love you first?

Virgil. He thought logan was asleep when he said it, Logan was very much not asleep.  He said I love you back and terrified Virgil cause “shitshitshit he heard me ohmygodohmygod” now they say it at least once a day (usually before Logan goes to work or before hanging up on the phone)

What was their biggest fight?

They don’t fight very often mostly because Virgil hates confrontation and Logan would much rather talk it out and come to a compromise but it’d probably be when Virgil wanted to dropout of college. Logan didn’t quite understand why and that lead to an argument about his future and YouTube careers and such. Eventually when they managed to calm the fuck down and actually talk about the stress he was under and how unhappy Virgil was they did come to the conclusion it would be better if he did leave collage

Who asked who out?

Logan. It was quite obvious how much Virgil liked him but logan also realised that Virgil would never make the first move so logan took it upon himself to ask him on a date to an art museum

who kissed who first?

Virgil did this time! Logan had leaned in one night and then paused to make sure Virgil actually wanted to be kissed and then Virgil closed the space. So technically he kissed logan first and gets very embarrass when he brings it up “technically you kissed me Virgil” “YOU LEANED IN FIRST”

And it’s pointed out that they want children eventually, correct?Would they adopt a kid, surrogate mother, ect.?

Adopt. Logan was adopted and would very much like to help a kid like him out as well

How old? Also boy or girl?

Girl. Virgil wants a daughter. And their open to any age but probably younger than 3

Any plans for when this would occur?

In a few years at least. They still think theyre too young to take care of a child and not financially stable enough to warrant taking in a child

What would her name be

Rosie I don’t have a reason for that one I just like it

what’s Patton and Romans relationship like?

Very sweet…after a while. Romans a little hesitant at first. He knows he likes Patton. From the first time they hang out he had a small crush. But he’s scared of rushing into things again. He does go a bit faster than what he normally would since they are old friends though. After they do warm up to each other Roman very much becomes dependant on him and is very affectionate and full of love

How do Roman and Virgil interact?

At first, very awkwardly. Virgil doesn’t still have a crush on him but he does remember Roman saying he’s straight being his first heartbreak. Patton eventually drags them into hanging out enough times for them to fall into a dynamic like we see in the videos. Joking insults, playful arguments about Disney films, joking around in general. They also speak fluent meme and vine reference towards each other cause none of the others get it

“Virgil you want a drink?”

“Yeah. Yeet it”

*throws water bottle to him across the room*

So, Patton is adorable. When he gets angry, how do the others react?

Well the thing with Patton is when he gets mad it never lasts long before the frustration crumbles into sadness. So at the first sign of angry Patton they all brace themselves for the wave of emotions. They’ve learned that you have to listen to him when he’s mad, then comfort and work it out when he’s sad afterwards. He only ever gets mad when people aren’t listening to him though (not every time more like he’s trying to express a concern, or an idea and people keep ignoring him or talking over him until he snaps) that being said at first Virgil handles it the best but once Roman got closer to him he learned pretty quick

How did everyone feel meeting thomas?

Initially, confusion. Why did Roman have a child? Where was the mother? Roman is so young? But after a little bit they all loved him. Patton was the only one to love first ask questions later though. More of “oh a baby! What’s his name can I hold him” and then after a little bit he started asking the how questions. Patton was the first to meet him, then logan and Virgil together. Logan was the first one to start asking the questions everyone was thinking other than the big one (what happened to the mother)

Will Linda ever return?

I don’t have any specific plans for that to happen at the moment. But it’d be in her best interest to stay away cause now she has 4 more people ready to kick her ass at any moment. However i do think that in the future thomas would want to meet her

As Thomas grows, what will Roman tell him?

The truth. When he’s young he kind of accepts that he has two dad’s and the thought doesn’t cross his mind. Its when he gets in school he starts asking questions. Thomas don’t get it at first but if he grows up being told the same thing about his mother, eventually he’ll understand (im speaking from experience here actually. I think it was best that mom told me the truth at a young age and kept reinforcing the idea )

So who kissed who first between Patton and Roman?

Patton kissed Roman on the cheek first, which lead to roman kissing Patton on the forehead regularly. But when it does come down to it Patton pecked Roman on the lips as a kiss goodnight after a date. Which, in turn, lead to roman immediately pulling him back in for a real kiss

NSFW BIT HERE THAT’S A WARNING

Have they ;) yet?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh it depends on your definition I guess. It’s hard (hehe) to get someone to take care of thomas and when they do they’re usually on a date, or too exhausted to do anything but get a nice nap in. but a blowjob or hand job has happened before

Alright. And if they have, when did Virge and Logan?

Honeymoon. Virgil wanted to wait until they were married to go all the way. I know it’s cliche but he was honestly just nervous about exposing himself and doing something with someone just to have them leave. He didn’t want to be so vulnerable with someone who wouldn’t stay

NSFW BIT OVER

So, any of them have pets

Roman used to have a cat but then Patton and him got more serious, they were thinking about moving in together and we’ll Patton is allergic so he gave him to emilie

Will they ever get a dog

Patton really wants one (or 50) but Roman is worried about getting one that might be too energetic and potentially hurting or knocking Thomas over. When thomas is older though romans open to the idea

how did Logan and Virgil meet (more specifically)

They sat beside each other one day in an astrology class, Virgil accidently drank Logan’s coffee instead of his own cause he was t i r e d and Logan was like “yknow what? Keep it.” and Virgil was like “oh no I’m sorry can I buy you a new one?” they exchanged numbers and the next morning Virgil texted him asking what kind he wanted. Eventually they alternated getting each other coffee every morning and then that evolved to hanging out after classes

When did Logan decide to propose?

Logan’s mom told him never to marry  someone if you haven’t seen them at their most vulnerable point. He saw him at one of his worst beakdowns and realised he still loved him just as much as when virgil was at his best. That’s when he just… knew(i got a small fix about the exact moment tell me if youd wanna see that)

Have they ever broken up?

nope

Who is the little spoon?

Every part of me wants to tell you logan. Every. single. damn. part. of me… but in my heart I know it’s Virgil

(after some discussion about pets, a lot of backtracking and some discussion this is what we’ve got)

they get a hairless cat and Virgil is salty until it crawls into his jacket and starts purring. But like, simease cats (spelling is 100% wrong) actually like being dressed. So it would crawl into his jacket and look up at him and then make that cat noise that melts people’s hearts, then starts purring. Logan walks in to see the cat on Virgil’s chest, zipped into the hoodie. Both of them asleep.That was his phones background for months

what’s the cats name?

Bobbi (bobberta for long )

Virgil does the baby voice when he /thinks/ no one is around. Logan has a thirty minute video of him calling her baby and cooing as she just climbed into his jacket and laid there And then Roman and Patton saw it, and then he lost all “street cred” and Logan posts a 2 minute clip of it on his Twitter and people who follow him cause they know he’s married to Virgil see it, fandom goes wild, logan almost had to sleep on the couch (Virgil wasn’t actually mad he was just embarrassed)

Bonus, now his fans know he actually really loves the cat.

Virgil in videos : my stupid ugly bitch of a cat Bobbi

Virgil in that specific video: hey baby ya want in my jacket? Here ya go girl see sweetie pie I love you :) I love you a whole bunch aww

Oh, and Bobbi freaking knows. She’s so cocky. Especially when Logan wants to cuddle and it’s just “but she just got comfortable…and now she’s asleep…” And then she opens one eye at Logan

Logan: Virgil sweetie please come to bed it’s late

Virgil, laying on his stomach with Bobbi asleep on his back in his hood: are you even seeing this? You want me to move????? No fuck off babe

Oh, and some nights, she just climbs into Virgil’s arms… seemingly always before Logan gets back from brushing his teeth. Virgil is just happily asleep, and the cat looks so smug in h i s  s p o t

Even more insulting is that Logan’s the one who cleans the litter box

So, Roman. I love him. How old is he?

I have no clue XD in the song that it’s based on it says"5 years from now" and if were assuming this happened in his senior year them that would probably but him around 24S

o how did he react when he found out Linda was pregnant?

Excitmant. For 2 seconds. Before he realised that they were young and he didn’t think the child was his and just.. Fear… and bad thoughts but he didn’t tell her that. He stuck by her side the entire time until she finally gave birth to this beautiful baby

So, who gives Thomas ‘the talk?

Oh good Lord all of them at once

How does that go?

Bad.It’s a disaster It starts with just roman and then Patton tries to help and then the others come over and try to help and in the end it’s Logan who makes it somewhat understandable. Thomas is just so confused until Logan makes it clear. All of them sitting there like “well uh it’s when a boy and a girl well uh it doesn't have to be a boy and a girl Its like two people”

Remy" or a person and a machine"

Everyone: “R E M Y NO”

“But toys…and it could be three” Dee is no help

They end up kicking them out of the room after 5 minutes. And Virgil is just so awkward. Logan is very to the point. Patton is trying to sugar coat it. And then Roman is trying to say it’s all about love and romance without saying too much about what happens

Logan: so most commonly a penis-

Patton: AHH NO NOT THAT WORD uhh a boys parts..

Logan: but not only boys have penisis Patton

Patton:WOULD YOU STOP SAYING THAT WORD

Logan:It’s the correct term Patton. Would you prefer for me to call it a dic-

Roman:Penis is fine!

Thomas dosent learn anything until Logan is like “okay Patton Virgil get out. Me and Roman will handle this”

Patton: but I’m his dad!

Logan: yeah so is roman. You two keep getting in each others way and confusing him. Now shoo.

And Thomas just listening to Logan, and asking questions. The two get closer because he was the only one to handle it correctly

Joan years later: so which one of your dads gave you the talk

Thomas: my uncle did cause everyone else was scared and confused

How does Thomas hear about Sex?

Deceit >:3

Oh god, what did he do?

Tons of inappropriate jokes. Patton is always S H O C K ED he would make such jokes in front of a child l. Virgil smacks him when he does it and if it goes too far he doesn’t hold back

*while explaining it* Deceit: so its when you take your dic-

*gets bitch slapped by Virgil*

Remy is just laughing so hard

Oh god deceit taught Thomas his first cuss word and Patton like tackles him

he dropped an f bomb at dinner and Roman choked on his water

thomas:Hey dad I learned a new word today!

roman:Oh really what was it?

thomas:Fuck!

roman:*chokes on salad*

Patton: WHO TOLD YOU THAT

Thomas: de and remy!

Patton, pulling out a baseball bat: in just gonna talk to them

Roman: Patton no

patton:I’m just gonna talk to them

roman:No-

patton:*getting in his car* I’m just gonna talk to them

what does Linda do after she leaves?

drugs probably

What would happen if Thomas met her?

well she'd probably try and play it off like she did nothing wrong and it was roman who left her and then she'd get her ass kicked by remy who was there for all of it.okay not like physical violence but definitely getting cussed out and yelled at for an hour.  i dont think thomas would tell her to stay out of his life, but i do think remy would tell her to stay the fuck away. And  imagine patton cursing her out. like no one's ever heard him cuss till linda comes along

patton: “thomas will you please leave the room”

patton: “okay listen here you little bitch”

What would Roman say to her?

roman wont even look at her. she hurt him really bad.. he’d just ask her to leave and if she even takes a step towards him everyone else would instantly feel like they are ready to fight. And then after she leaves Roman just breaks down. logans the only civil one who asks her sternly yet calmly to leave cause everyone else is just glaring a cursing. when she leaves everyone just huddles around roman, comforting him. thomas would cry too.. probably just with all the tension and how roman would cry he'd probably feel partly responsible (if this did happen he'd be in his late teens) And Patton just cuddles Roman. And for days Thomas is just refusing to look anyone in the eye.my poor boys.. patton would be going around doing damage control and trying to clean up the emotional mess linda made. And even Dee is careful around Roman. remy is definitely the one to actually grow and tell her to “stay the fuck away from my family” with his voice d r i p p i n g with venom. The damage she did was awful. remy thomas dee roman and patton take it hardest. virgil and logan did not grasp the reality of the situation till it was right in front of them. I think, besides Roman, Thomas takes it the hardest. He refuses to show most people his eyes for weeks..

patton: you haven't looked us in the eyes for weeks thomas are you okay?

thomas: i don't like my eyes.. you said i have /her/ eyes.. i don't like them

patton: hey no no no. you have /your/ eyes. when we look in them we don't think about her. we think about you and how happy and full of life they are. those are your eyes and we love them so much.  

and he just breaks down sobbing

 On a lighter headcanon dee is transgender. and he lives with remy but i haven't decided whether or not to have them together

Remy being asexual. but also he's not sex repulsed and has, out of curiosity, had dee eat him out cause did i mention dee has a split tongue? well yeah that did happen mostly cause it was joke my friend made t me like “damn what that tongue do!! even your asexual as would try that” and i was like “HEY BUDDY I FEEL CALLED OUT”

Well does Talyn come into the au any time soon

i have spent literally hours trying to find a way to work them in that would make sense and that i enjoy and could make work and haven't found a way yet but i am working on it

.So, like the hairless Bobbi and Thomas

Thomas is not very high on the cats favorites list. I mean he’s above Logan but also he tries to pick it up when it doesn't want to But like, she’s fine with him. The one time she tried to scratch him, to everyone's surprise, Virgil was the one to get onto herBobbi: *hiss and tries to scratch*

Virgil *picking her up and taking her away* bobbi! Bad kitty! We do not do that! Bad!

And then locks her in his room for the rest of the visit. Everyone is just so surprised, and Logan is hurt “You never stopped her from attacking me” and Thomas is just sad because the kitty is gone

"You’re a grown ass man Logan this is a child"

“ITS THE PRINCIPLE OF IT "

And Dee gives Thomas a stuffed cat before he starts crying.

And Roman is laughing so hard

Thomas: on the floor pouting

Dee: REMY GO GET THE EMERGENCY STUFFED ANIMAL OUR TIME HAS COME

And like, he just goes home snuggling the stuffed animal, and everyone is so confused because no one was paying attention. Thomas loves it, not just because it’s a cat, but his uncle Dee gave him it

Dee /totally didn’t/ crybwhen he was called uncle dee

. All of them cried when Thomas started calling them uncle and Patton cried at "daddy Patton"

Even Logan got choked up. Patton sobbed. Then Roman came in and saw Patton hugging a tiny and confused Thomas. It took over an hour to get Patton to l e t  h i m  g o

And Thomas hugged Logan’s leg when he called him uncle, thinking he made him sad because he’d never seen him like that.

Roman: hey I’m back with the groceries help me pack them in- what are you doing

Patton, crying: Thomas say it again!

Thomas : daddy Patton

Patton: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH

Roman had to bring all of them in himself

 Okay so..Idea: Thomas caught a frog and tried to kiss it while Roman was like "SHIT NO DON’T DO THAT NONONO”

And Thomas is like" but you said kissing frogs turn them into princes"

R:“That’s only magical frogs”

T:“How do I know if the frogs are magical”

P:“They have to be talking frogs”

T:“Oh..okay” and puts down the poor little thing

 Roman and Linda were engaged. She’s old his ring to a pawn shop, for drugs probably.He proposed after he found out she was pregnant. He knew she was cheating on him but thought maybe this would make her stay: deceit finds it in a pawn shop. Anyway deceits in there for unknown reasons and he sees it and of course it’s like engraved so he /knows/ it’s romans. And Roman is just so sad. He starts crying. Remy's ready to hunt down Linda and murder her like the least she could do was leave him the damn ring. Roman wants to get rid of it but the others aren’t so sure

Maybe Patton turns it into a bracelet. That’s the thing about Patton. He wants to turn something ugly into something beautiful. Maybe when Thomas is older they give it to him. Just like with the eye thing, so they associate the bracelet/ring with him instead of linda

God speaking of the eyes can you imagine Roman talking about Linda and saying “and she had the most beautiful big brown eyes…” and  looking over at thomas as he says that.This is when he’s a tiny baby and she had just left. and Patton is just sad. Cause you know he’s telling him about it like pattons holding Thomas and its late at night and Patton just quietly asks “tell me about her? His mom?” and Roman just quietly nods and talks for an hour and Patton listening to each and every word. He starts with all the good things like her laugh and her eyes but eventually he starts telling him about the fights, the cheating, the drinking… And Patton is there for him. He stays up with him all night..And Patton hugs him. Patton gets Virgil and Logan to take Thomas the next day so he and Roman can have a day to themselves since they had a very emotional night and are tired.

Virgil doesn’t know what to do with the smol boi. Logan doesn't know either mate..

Bonus points if this is the first time they take care of the baby

Logan probably gets the camera and records Virgil being a disaster with the baby and virgil's like"STOP RECORDING AND HELP ASSHOLE" while like changing a diaper or something

Virgil kind of just…pats his head when Thomas gets sad, but it sort of worksVirgil : *holding Thomas* Oh no don’t cry please not again uh uh *pat pat* did… Did it work?

Thomas: ……..*starts fucking screeching harder*

Virgil: S H I T!

logan looks up what to do and helps.of course, when Thomas is about three, Virgil is great with him

So, Patton and Roman’s wedding?

Patton wears a blue suit, Roman wears a white one. They don’t have a lot of money so they try and keep it simple and small, but Roman of course still tries to still make it special for Patton. Roman is a nervous wreck, patton's excited. All of their friends are there, patton's family too (a lot of children and family. Patton's family takes up 73% of the crowd. Romans family doesn't come (other than like picani) Patton walks down the isle, Virgil and Logan are groomsmen because Remy and deceit are not to be trusted (which they are like “yeah that’s fair” ) the wedding goes good, Thomas is probably like.. 5 or 6 at this point. Thomas is so happy. He’s just so happy for His dad’s he doesn’t know what to do. He’s bouncy and happy and giggly and eats a lot of cake. Roman is so happy. Patton cried happy tears and won’t let go of Roman for like a week. Honeymoon while Thomas stays with Virgil and logan

later Thomas had to ask why daddy patton has bruises all over his neck. Patton “got attacked my a bear” cause he panicked and that’s what he said. Thomas cried and threw away a stuffed bear. Patton and Roman had to do damage control.

Thomas realises this like 10 years later just sitting there having a conversation and “oh yeah my dad once told me he was attacked by a… Bear… OH MY GOD THEY WERE HICKEYS!!”

*Joan just dying* “I  C R I E D!! I THREW AWAY MY STUFFED BEAR J O A N !!!!” And that’s the story of how Thomas got enrolled in therapy

Ngl it took deceit and Remy a good 10 minutes to recover from hearing the bear excuse.

And Virgil just walked out of the room, laughing. Logan just quietly telling Roman “I could’ve thought of at least 20 better excuses” as patton’s just in the floor with Thomas like “NONONONONONO ITS OKAY IM OKAY DONT CRY” And Thomas hugging him so tightly for a five year old

“ it bit you!” while pointing at a bite dee and Remy and deceit actually *C R Y I N G* from laughter while Patton just blushing and trying to excuse it