#roleplay event: babylon takeover

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.

' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.

' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.

' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '

The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.

“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”

“Mmmmagic..-“

“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“

Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.

“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”

The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.

“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”

Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.

“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”

Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.

“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”

As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

[ @silver---linings ]

"This is what I wake up to..?" Silver frees himself by teleporting out of the rope and reappearing in front of the trio. "I was just minding my own business at home, when this BIRDBRAIN-" He aggressively points at Storm. "-comes barging through my door, and hits me over the head with a frying pan and knocks me out! Why the HELL am I even here?!"

((Pretend Silver is back to his normal size here.))

“Eeuuh OH! Oh what the fuck??”

Jet caws and turns to the confused hedgehog, blinking. Seems not even jet was aware they caught him. He gives a wave.

“Hey there future twink! Sorry, sorry! I dunno WHY storm did that— but uh, welcome aboard? I guess?”

“Hehe.. i thouht he was gonna be a risk? You said he liked metal..”

“You fucking baffoon i said he DIDNT!”

“Oooh.”

“*sigh* I’m sorry about the boys, you want some chips for the hard time?”

Wave offers a bag of open bbq lays chips for silver to reach in.

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

To be fair I do not feel bad for Metal.

-Tails :)

“GOOD! Atleast you guys aint fallen for this bucket ‘a bolts charm and everything. Really kinda useless- how ya doin, fox?”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

(@ask-the-mercian-kingdom)

I had assumed the battle bird armada was already slain by friend tails. Tis rather strange to see a branch running in this age

Regardless, release Sir Metal Sonic. Else, i do you like your comrad in arms

“…who the fuck..?”

“Ah whatever. Listen here, bud. I aint ever heard ‘a you or your little fucken kingdom, and honestly? I dont give a shit! Metals ours, and we’re gon sell ‘em for big bucks to the highest bidder! Eggman tech goes for MILLIONS in certain cities!”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

How much are your bidders putting on metal

*Anon says pocket book in hand*

“Hhhmmm WAVE! Run the numbers!”

“Lets see.. highest bid we have right now is about 2M, second highest is 1.7M, and then the third highest was 1.4M. We’re hopin to get atleast 3M outta this little shit.”

“We’re gunna be riiiiich!”

The little robot kocks and bangs its tiny paws on the little cage its stuck in, crying out in robotic wails for help.

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

God forbid a guy has an interest in avian biology

I didn't look it up i had an encyclopedia at the ready

“Ah okay then! Sorry, bud, i didnt see yer book. What else do ya know bout our species? You got me curious now.”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

Dont hawks have cloakas?

“Yeah— wait how did you know that? Did you like. Look. Or did you google that.”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

What if I blew up metal so you can’t sell him huh?

*I say while covered head to toe in bombs*

“WAHAHDHEH?!?!”

“JET, JET DO SOMETHING! YOU CANT LET THE BLIMP EXPLODE MUCH LESS OUR CATCH!”

“I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW!! UH FUCK FUCK— STORM!”

“HM?”

“EAT THAT DUDE OR SOMETHING, GET ‘EM OUTTA HERE!!!”

“YES SIR!”

Storm runs at the anon, and proceeds to snatch you up, running for the exit and jumps out with you, throwing you-

“…jet, you.. could’a gotten storm killed, yknow?”

“Hes big! He’ll be fine.”

Metla watches as storm takes away the only anon thats trying to help him, and lets out a measly robotic cry. Upset.

“EY! shut the fuck up pipsqueak, money dont talk!”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

I let myself be kidnapped because I wanted free food. Can I have some?

“Eeer yeah sure buddy, let me see what we haaave..”

Jet moves to shuffle through their fridge, turning back to you.

“We got fucken frozen pizza, chicken and fries, bird seed and babreque chips. Take ya pick or we’ll buy you lot mcdonalds after metals sold.”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

Oh hey its the battle bird rejects

What's it like being lesser than speedy

“WHAT? REJECTS??”

“Bah im not gonna let your feeble insults get to me, ‘m better then that.“

“BUT, if you must know, its cool as fuck to be the second fastest! Atleast im not bombarded by chics!”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

I specialize in flickeys, not mobians, so most of anything i know doesn't apply to the force of nature that is you

“Huh, cool! Well atleast you’d know how to power the bucket of bolts here without hurtin the flickey inside if ya bought ‘em!”

[theultimateshadow]

"If that blimp of yours can keep up with my Chaos abilities, then MAYBE I’ll consider it worth the time. That's not to say I'm backing down, I'd never dream of that."

*Well... That and his Doom powers too but he wasn't going to mention those due to hating to use them. Although... Imagining their faces seeing him flying or switching to his squid-like form was pretty funny to him.*

((Never interacted with the birds before so hope you don't mind me hopping over for some interaction with them ^^'

"So... The birdbrains are back in the picture, huh? And I was just getting used to not hearing your names being brought up... Can't have everything I suppose."

Dont mind at all, emo boy!)

“Yer damn right we are, ultimate! Don’t be such a sourpuss we aren’t that bad! Besides you don’t even DO our whole racing thing, whats got you so moody? All we’re doin is goin around sellin eggheads junk for extra cash. And what about you, huh? You do anything ‘cool’, or did ya just sit in your bed and brood?”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

“HEHEH yeah its a pain in the ass to rebuild i’d assume! Considering its a killer robot.. but hey! Money for us, he’ll be someone elses pain!”

“And ooh reaally little buddy? We’ll see about that! Hopefully nobody fucks with your gear. I’d be down for a one on one race so that blue bitch doesn’t fuck us up! Your a cool kid yknow?”

To be fair I do not feel bad for Metal.

-Tails :)

“GOOD! Atleast you guys aint fallen for this bucket ‘a bolts charm and everything. Really kinda useless- how ya doin, fox?”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

“What the— HEY YOU BIG BASTARD!”

Jet shrieks out angrily as the wolf plucks the tiny cage from his talons, he bares his teeth again and glares up at the wolf with a downright pissed expression. He begins to flap his wings and fly upwards at the wolf, violently kicking at his massive paws with pissed squawking as he tries to reach, flapping his wings angrily.

“Okay you got us, you bitch! So what if we wanted some money and some fame for doin a ‘good thing’ for the people! Is it too much to ask to be alittle more well regaurded then speedy blueballs?! The targets aint idiotic we knew what we were doin, we got backup plans if he finds us! And whos to say he ever will?? He could just build a new fucken metal sonic it shouldn’t bug him that much!”

Jet angrily screeches, pissed off from the fact crescent just outright stole their prized catch! This fucking big ass wolf thought he could just wake up and start causing them trouble? He wasn’t having it! Not jet the hawk! And ofcourse wave and storm moved over to try and take crescent out by his legs, they weren’t fond of this, not one bit. But then again, crescent was ten times larger than all of them, so this was going ti be hard. And probably an embarrassment for the three.

“No shit we know that but metal is the one that distracts sonic most ‘a the time, ah whatever i dont watch fights enough to see it for myself but STILL! I dont give a shit who his favorite is he can suck my cock! Just make a new fucking robot and let us make bank offa this one! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN HELPING IT—?!”

Jet screeches, its obvious this is ruffling his feathers ALOT. Afterall the little things gonna sell for alot! So ofcourse they want it back.

Metal perks its small ears and turns to crescent as it watches him try and lockpick its cage, it reaches its declawed paws out from the bars of its mini cell and tries to show its appreciation by patting his arm, letting out angry-toned whirring snd vrr’ing at the birds and their chaos,

The wolf looked rather unamused about the predicament about being tied up with the metallic hedgehog. infact, dare say Crescent was bored at his potentially dangerous predicament.. though he does eventually end up speaking up.

' ' you realize I've got teeth and claws right? actually, I'll just show you. ' ' The wolf begins to chew on the rope with his sharp canines- atleast for himself. it doesnt take long before Crescent finds himself out of his binds and standing. though he does need to duck as to not hit his head on the top of the blimp. shockingly.. he even stands taller than the albatross.

' ' So.. your deal is selling or pawning off Metal? well I'll admit, im surprised you birdbrains got your feathery fingers on him without him decimating each one of you but I suppose that blame is to be put towards the doctor. ' ' Crescent rolls his shoulders, a soft pop and cracking some from his bones could be heard before he looks towards the babylon rogues again.

' ' why even bother with any of this? you've got a blimp. why waste so much energy and time trying to pawn off eggman's junk when chaos relics would go for millions more, hm? or maybe there's something in the gaia temples you lot could find for a history nerd willing to spend their entire life savings on.. plus, who do you expect is gonna buy metal from you? ' ' The Wolf tilts his head. ' ' and who's to say Metal wont kill the one who buys him? ' '

The birds are seemingly distracted for a moment, talking about incoming bids for the tech and robot, but waves attention is caught by the wolves voice and his easy breakout from the ropes. She lets out a surprised and intimidated sqauwk at his sheer size and violently taps the boys’s shoulders, their heads whip to the wolf and they both Caw out in fear.

“STORM, HOW DID YOU FIT THIS ONE ON THE BLINP-?!”

“Mmmmagic..-“

“Oh for FUCKS SAKE- hold on i got this-“

Jet grumbles to the two before glaring up at the wolf and scowling, marching up to the massive ‘mobian’ and glaring him dead in his eye. Feathers are ruffled and his blue eyes burn into the wolves. Its clear the hawk isnt amused but is also intimidated, but aswell cocky and thinks he can stand up to him.

“And who are you to judge us for makin a living here fuck-face? Eggmans fucked us, and multiple cities, up MULTIPLE times, hes tried to destroy the world dangnabit! And if sonic wont just KILL him, WE decided to start taking revenge in the best way we know how! Selling his shit or just trashing his place until sonics bitchass does something!”

The hawk shrieks, gritting his teeth.

“Dont underestimate a flock of bird, big dog! And plus, metals pint sized, he was easy to nab! Like stealing a child.”

Jet snickers, scowl turning to a cocky grin and putting his talons on his hips, rolling his eyes.

“You got a point there, big dog, but we find it fun to mess with the egghead and foil his plans, plus without his prized possession, metal, he cant really cause much destruction without sonic tearing through his robots in seconds! We’re helpin in our own way, and thats stealing from the wicked and givin to the city! We’ll be goin for more pricey expensive shit later though, dont you worry. And well, if you must know the highest bid for this little bitch is 2 MILLION rings! Or dollars, depends on what they’re paying with. But STILL. People want this little bucket ‘a bolts. But i take it some edge,ord like you don’t want nothin to do with this?”

Jet snorts as he rambles, throwing his talons and wings around in motions as he does, before perking his brows to that last statement. The green hawk then looks to the small robot and snorts, moving over to pick up the rather small cage the chao-sized robots in and holds it so the wolf can see it.

“You see this? You see how small and insignificant it is right now? It cant kill anyone in this state! And besides, we made sure to declaw it. It was.. a pain in the ass but hey, it worked.”

As the hawk holds up the cage. The tiny chao-sized hedgehog stares up at the wolf. It moves to slide its paw through the bars and pathetically reach and strain its tiny body to try and reach out to him for help since it recognizes crescent, letting out small mechanical cries once more. This is essentially a living hell for the little robot. Nothing but a little pet in a cage.

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

“Oh please, i’m too fast for you to keep an eye on little dude! I aint gonna touch yer gear though, we got more important tech to fuck with here anyways! Wanna see all the badniks and trash we raided from that egghead?”

To be fair I do not feel bad for Metal.

-Tails :)

“GOOD! Atleast you guys aint fallen for this bucket ‘a bolts charm and everything. Really kinda useless- how ya doin, fox?”

[asktheevilgeniusesson]

“Twinks basically like a bottom gay person that acts really gay. I think. Heard sonic call someone that, and alot of people on the internet sgree you’re a twink too! So uh yeah.”

Jet shrugs, rolling his eyes at the hedgehogs anger, watching him snatch the bag from wave. He crosses his wings(arms) and returns a glare at the silvery hedgehog. Unamused.

“Tsk, you really do act like shadow sometimes. Wonder if you are related to ‘em. But why should we? We could just.. let ya go, and keep the emerald for ourselves. You can fly, can’t you? We wanna sell yer precious emerald along with this bucket ‘a bolts. And you cant do much to stop us without looking like a villain to the public! We are right over a city, afterall. Don’t want civilians watching a blimp explode over their heads, do we, hero boy?”

“Oooh yeah, the emerald! Thaats why i bonked him. Money!”

[ @silver---linings ]

"This is what I wake up to..?" Silver frees himself by teleporting out of the rope and reappearing in front of the trio. "I was just minding my own business at home, when this BIRDBRAIN-" He aggressively points at Storm. "-comes barging through my door, and hits me over the head with a frying pan and knocks me out! Why the HELL am I even here?!"

((Pretend Silver is back to his normal size here.))

“Eeuuh OH! Oh what the fuck??”

Jet caws and turns to the confused hedgehog, blinking. Seems not even jet was aware they caught him. He gives a wave.

“Hey there future twink! Sorry, sorry! I dunno WHY storm did that— but uh, welcome aboard? I guess?”

“Hehe.. i thouht he was gonna be a risk? You said he liked metal..”

“You fucking baffoon i said he DIDNT!”

“Oooh.”

“*sigh* I’m sorry about the boys, you want some chips for the hard time?”

Wave offers a bag of open bbq lays chips for silver to reach in.