#rockymountainurn

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So, not really sure why I think you might enjoy this, but today I got the craziest Bughead "When Harry Met Sally" AU idea. Mostly because some of Billy Crystal's lines are SO Jughead-esque ("Sheldon the Wonder-Schlong." "What's the limitation on apologies?") and there are very Meg Ryan-like Betty behaviours. And the whole being friends forever and slowly falling in love is so them AND IT WOULDN'T BE EXACT BUT it would be inspired, and I dunno. Thought I'd share.

Hello you cranberry cake of coolness! 

You just want to make me die inside thinking about that orgasm scene getting written don’t you? No, no, it’s cool. It’s what I would do to anyone else, I understand. 

Ha, I forgot about a couple of those lines but you’re not wrong! And always, always share, I love sharing. We should all share, tbh. Like, I don’t see why we’re not sharing all the time. I agree, there is definitely a bughead au lurking in that premise. The tropes! The cliches! Who doesn’t love it? 

Honestly, give me sarcastic Jug any day of the week. You’ve distracted me with the possibilities of his snark. Ahhh, a happy place with snarky feminist icon, Jughead Jones. 

I’m not sure how we got from your ask to here, lovely, but I don’t see how it could have ended any other way, right? Oh, yeah, friends to lovers. I dig it, suddenly I feel the need to watch the movie and see what’s what. Thanks for the ask, doll! 

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tagged by @exyhell for this question thingy, ty for giving me something to do ^o^

rules: answer these 85 statements (y’all don’t have to if you dont wanna) and it says to tag 20-ish people but i’m just gonna tag a handful lol @rockymountainurn @some-sort-of-firefly @kickfoxing @getwrektriko @dra-agonfly and anyone else that feels like it :)

THE LAST 1. drink: coffeeee 2. phone call: justin 3. text message: nick 4. song you listened to:  the only one by transit 5. time you cried:  couple months ago i think??

6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: nope 9. lost someone special: yep 10. been depressed: yeep 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yeeep

3 favorite colors 12. red 13. purple  14. blue

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: certainly 16. fallen out of love: nope 17. laughed until you cried: LOL yes 18. found out someone was talking about you: yeah but i couldnt give less of a shit 19. met someone who changed you: i think so yeah 20. found out who your friends are: sort of and not really 21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: LOL yeah

GENERAL 22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like all of them save for a few 23. do you have any pets: dog 24. do you want to change your name: no but i wish my middle name was my first name 25. what did you do for your last birthday: i worked! :D 26. what time did you wake up: 11am 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: uhh on tumblr i think 28. name something you can’t wait for: fall out boy’s new album lol 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: today 31. what are you listening to right now: the day that she left by seaway 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: does thomas count? 33. something that is getting on your nerves: nothing really rn 34. most visited website: tumblr 35. hair colour: brown 36. long or short hair: short 37. do you have a crush on someone: yeeep 38. what do you like about yourself: i can bag groceries like a motherfucker and i’m proud of it 39. piercings: no sir 40. blood type: ??? no idea 41. nickname: derel 42. relationship status: single 43. zodiac: gemini 44. pronouns: he/him 45. favourite tv show: right now prob bojack horseman 46. tattoos: green bay packers logoooo FOOTBALL, getting a saturn one sooon SPACE 47. right or left handed: left 48. surgery: yup 49. piercing: wasn’t this asked approx. exactly 10 questions ago 50. sport: i dont play any but football is my favourite 51. vacation: anywhere in europe, i can fuck wit it, although i’m going to toronto next week to visit family so i’m also excited for that 52. pair of trainers: ???

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: i love food 54. drinking: water all day every day sometimes coffee 55. i’m about to: stay up late when i should be sleeping 56. waiting for: something good to happen for once 57. want: idek there’s a lot 58. get married: i mean eventually i guess 59. career: doing whatever i enjoy making money off of

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: both are better depending on circumstances 61. lips or eyes: eyes 62. shorter or taller: i dont care 63. older or younger: i don’t care 64. nice arms or nice stomach: already have the former so i’d love the latter 65. hook up or relationship: hmmmmm relationship  66. troublemaker or hesitant: i’m both

HAVE YOU EVER: 67. kissed a stranger: no 68. drank hard liquor: hahahahahaha 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: it’s very possible 70. turned someone down: kind of idk it’s complicated 71. sex on the first date: no 72. broken someone’s heart: not that i know of 73. had your heart broken: i suppose yeah 74. been arrested: nope 75. cried when someone died: yep 76. fallen for a friend: hahahahahahahaha

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: 77. yourself: if i didn’t i’d be dead 78. miracles: i think so? 79. love at first sight: no 80. santa claus: no 81. kiss on the first date: i mean go for it 82. angels: i’m in the process of figuring out if i do or not

OTHER: 83. current best friend’s name: anyone that i talk to regularly/trust (which takes a lot so good job guys) is considered a best friend  so i guess erin maddie faith arman nick and randy 84. eye colour: brown 85. favorite movie: hmmmm inside out i think

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rockymountainurn replied to your post “rockymountainurn replied to your post “Oh my goodness, is this what I...”

...that's probably true, actually. Dammit.

sorry/not sorry

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rockymountainurn replied to your post: “i fell down at work and now my chin hurts”:

*pats pan with awkward comfort*

thank

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rockymountainurn replied to your post “Oh my goodness, is this what I get to look forward to when I get home...”

Aw, KK, noooooo. I was free; FREE I SAY.

no one can ever be free

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Oh my goodness, is this what I get to look forward to when I get home from work on Fridays now???

yesindeed ma’am

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got my paystub and found out i got a 75 cent raise

yesss

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rockymountainurn replied to your post “i think my favorite thing about rockymountainurn is that every time...”

...I do? I do this? I did not know this... I am cute? *blushes madly and hides under blankets*

every. time.

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bookbiter replied to your post “it’s amazing what driving around with the roof down singing at the top...”

belie my child . . . belevie

we sang i'm not okay and it was glorious

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it's amazing what driving around with the roof down singing at the top of your lungs can do for your mental health

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rockymountainurn replied to your post: “rockymountainurn replied to your post: “rockymountainurn replied to...”:

You could. You probably should. Chocolate is a necessity.

pbbbt too late now

oh well

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rockymountainurn replied to your post: “rockymountainurn replied to your post: “rockymountainurn replied to...”:

HOW IS THERE NO CHOCOLATE??? THIS IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY. Brother you have never met thanks you for your wishes.

IT  IS THO

i should walk to the store and get some

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rockymountainurn replied to your post: “rockymountainurn replied to your post: “i was up until 4 am and i woke...”:

I woke up because it is my brother's birthday and I am a (halfways) decent sister. Also, oatmeal? Pssh. Have chocolate instead!

i had the oatmeal tho

thERES NO CHOCOLATE in the house at least

tell your brother i said happy birthday

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rockymountainurn replied to your post: “i was up until 4 am and i woke up right now at 10:40 kill me now”:

Your story is scarily like mine. This is weird.

that is weird

i woke up bc i was afraid of sleeping in too late tho

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rockymountainurn replied to your post “My favorite theatre company in town just announced that they’re doing...”

Yes. Think of all the audition pieces. And then be incredible.

I'm thiiiinking��Alto's Lament? I've performed it a couple of times and audiences enjoyed it, and it fits really well. I'm waiting for the audition information to come out so I can see what exactly they're looking for.