#rockstarroxie

[underground-boss-clay]

EYYY MR. CLAY!! Happy April Fools day!

Ya got any plans, pranks or jokes lined up today??

-@rockstar-roxie

Heheh... Hey Rox. Unfortunately it's just another day at the grindstone fer me. Normally Mils would take care of things like this, but she's been busy with some personal problems lately so-

Woop?

...

Here, how bout--that should keep ya from eatin' it again... There we go. Y'all have fun.

Pah? Woopah! WOO!!

[callmequeenkate]

We recently discovered there is a dog park near our house, so tonight we walked there! Killian & Roxy had so much fun!! We will definitely be going there often! #captainkillianjack #rockstarroxy #dogpark #offleash #sunnydays #tuesdayevening #family #smiles #happydogs https://www.instagram.com/p/BvfvvBRAkHokqUE_rVNFFI0ux6lO1W8v4VISBM0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1tjx6ntwkfhab

[saltygirl]

#fivenightsatfreddyssecuritybreach #sketchcards at @animebluescon remix! #theboy watercolored these & said if they don’t sell today then he’s claiming them for his own. #fnaf #fnafsecuritybreach #rockstarfreddy #rockstarchica #rockstarmonty #rockstarroxy #vannybunny https://www.instagram.com/jsaltygirl/p/CYej8tTri2N/?utm_medium=tumblr

[underground-boss-clay]

...

No it ain't?

golurk 🤔

So ALL golurks, are actually a spirit possessed by a young boy who lost his original body, when he tried to help his older brother bring his dead mother back to life via alchemy and-

Don't look at me like that, it's true!

[underground-boss-clay]

Hey. Hey Clay.

-@rockstar-roxie

What's up kid?

[underground-boss-clay]

Ohhhh well Lookie Here.

It’s dat rough and tough cowboy from Driftveil ehe.

How ya doin’ Clay Buddy Ol’ Pal?

You a friend a’ Rox’s, yeah?

-Billy Jo and Nicky (@rockstar-roxie)

... Howdy? Think I've seen y'all in Virbank before but didn't talk to ya.

Not sure if Roxie considers me a friend, but I'm 'n acquaintance of hers at least.

[underground-boss-clay]

Eavesdrop

-@rockstar-roxie

"WHAT?? I CAN'T FUCKIN HEAR YOU OVER THE MUSIC ALDER!! YA WANNA--AWRIGHT LET'S G-"

"Sweet Palkia, I think my ears're bleedin'. ... I ain't sayin' she's bad, it's just LOUD. ... Well the battle wasn't bad ta watch, no. Kid understood her limits, not goin' overkill like that Cheren feller--don't look at me like that Alder, ya know what I mean--my point is, I think she'll do awright as a Gym Leader, long as she can keep her priorities straight. Only real objection is havin' a Poison Gym this early in the circuit. ... I mean that most times the first two Gyms are somethin' simple, they don't start with things that can inflict a status like bein' poisoned. It'll be quite the difficulty spike an' most folks tryin' the Challenge might dislike that. Ya could put her later 'n the circuit, since Brycen mentioned retirin' his Gym. ... Ah well, can't disrespect wantin' to help yer hometown. But yeah, overall I think she's a good pick."

"... Just ain't gonna come to another one a' her concerts anytime soon."

[underground-boss-clay]

Sadly this is incredibly true.

Do I wanna ask how bad we talkin' exactly?

No, no you do not.

Lynch has been "sneakin' up" on Kane to scare him or nips at his tail when he's not lookin'.

Kane of course feigns defeat and collapses onto his side ta let the pup have her victory. It's a game for 'em at this point.

[underground-boss-clay]

Driftveil City music got me movin’ and groovin’ 🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺

-@rockstar-roxie

Does that to everyone, it seems. It's also why someone keeps stealin' my damn phone!

Change yer ringtone ta somethin' boring then!

Change YER ringtone so ya don't hafta keep listenin' to MINE!

[underground-boss-clay]

Hey Clay, next time someone asks ya who yer datin’ just respond with “yer mom” it’d be really funny.

-@rockstar-roxie

Boy do I wish I thought a' that before all a' this happened... still, the thought's appreciated.

[underground-boss-clay]

💭💭💭

Three???

... Eh, why not.

[underground-boss-clay]

Hell did Ground types do ta this kid?

What’s yer opinion on poison types? Ya know, as a Fairy specialist?

-@rockstar-roxie

Oh, as both a psychic and fairy trainer I've found them abhorrent. They represent everything I don't enjoy in a pokemon- not a one of them isn't either putrid smelling, slimy, or inexplicably aggressive. I had an unpleasant encounter with a Stunky during my gym challenge... it's an experience I'd rather not repeat. Poison type pokemon and I certainly don't see eye to eye.

...Well, that's not entirely true. I suppose I don't mind Weezing (the kind we have in Galar, not those awful Kantonian ones) and I do admire the grace and efficiency of Roserade.

Anyway, for good measure, let's get straight just which types I'm not fond of- bug, dark, poison, steel, dragon, and ground types have never endeared me

[callmequeenkate]

So grateful for the company of these two ❤️ #captainkillianjack #rockstarroxy #tuesday #restday https://www.instagram.com/p/BwnYshUg3-0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=14xl7dhjg7s1s

[callmequeenkate]

Killian says "two beds are better than one!" And Roxy is still just curling herself up into a ball to be in a tiny bed instead of joining her brother in the giant bed 🤷 #captainkillianjack #rockstarroxy #twobedsarebetterthanone https://www.instagram.com/p/BuX6HJzAjLV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7joz6hdv8v7b

[callmequeenkate]

So glad we have this trail near our house - enjoyed a sunny walk with my wife & our dogs! #familywalk #sunshine #tuesday #captainkillianjack #rockstarroxy https://www.instagram.com/p/BuW8N-bAvTE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vjzngs5dg2t4

[underground-boss-clay]

Seconded, what's goin' on?

...So. Uh. I've called off our training. That last battle between Silk and a single Ponyta lasted over thirty minutes. I don't think that's good. (My opponent looked like she wanted to kill me...)

We need a better approach... but I don't know how to form one. Does anyone here have suggestions or places I could ask for advice? I haven't found any of Sinnoh's gym leaders on Rotomblr... and I'm too embarrassed to ask anyone ranked higher.