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eonars · 2 years ago

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hinge is so fucking boring and like i refuse to pay for it bc im not exactly gagging for a relationship rn and im not gonna pay like 10 bucks or whatever to know that a dude who plays valorant would sleep with me when i can easily find out this information for free

#the patronizing way some people in my life rn are telling me to get out there and go on some dates is like......#you actually think im an incomplete person bc im not dropping everything to go chase after the most boring balding craft beer drinking #rock climbing hike enjoying dog owning tesla driving ramen eating boba sipping anime watching andy out there #not enough of a vibrant black metal scene locally to make dating apps fun and im tired of just nonstop #greasy pear shaped fucks thinking they're really doing something with the whole DRINK MY BLOOD O MISTRESS #cargo shorts wearing console gamer thinking me and him are on the same level in any fucking real way

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