#robbie's rambling

[misscouchpotatobew]

I'm saying sorry in advance for making this. I hate it already lol

Uhhh don't worry all of my muts and followers I AM still making that Beach Bear art. I just needed this- NO actually I was forced to make this... yea...

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

I think it's so fucking ridiculous that men have so, so many things catered towards them. Movies, shows, books, even sports. Things that were created and for a long ass time were only produced with men in mind. Things that women can enjoy too, absolutely, but to which they're not the target audience.

But the second a movie comes out that's not specifically targeted towards men, they start crying about inequality and "anti-men" and woke feminist agenda. The moment they see themselves represented in one (1) movie the way women have been represented since cinema exists, they scream about oppression and injustice.

[cheebuss]

Did a Barbenheimer viewing with my friend tonight in cosplay as Barbie and Oppenheimer! Drawings are referenced from photos of us in the theater! :D

[meraki-yao]

RWRB Movie: Firstprince Relationship Development as told through Condom types

(I can't believe I'm doing this lmfao what the fuck)

I saw a post about this on Weibo last year but I never saw it here lol

As we know, Alex and Henry practice safe sex and Matthew, Robbie and the props department made sure of that

But they also made the choice of protection have a character development

So you have Paris where we can see two opened condom wrappers on the left of the screen, one on the bedside table and one on the floor

Judging by the colour, that, is this

Extra Safe. I mean, it's their first time, so that makes sense

But then you have DNC, quite some time into their relationship, and we see this

A blue bottle of lube and an opened golden box

Now that golden box of condoms is this

...

"Skin-on-skin feeling" huh? Well things really progressed and they are clearly much more passionate, loving and trusting in this relationship.

AND THEN

you have Kensington where we presume they made love because of the situation and the fact that they are both naked and

What do you see on the bedside table? Books, two glasses of water, a photo frame, all standard stuff found in a bedroom. Anything related to sexual protection? Nothing.

So I'm just gonna assume they both got checked before they decided that they wanted the real skin-on-skin. If you wanna so deeper it can also mean that after the V&A they now trust and love each other without secrets or restraint.

So yeah firstprince relationship development as told through condoms

[akuma-tenshi]

i can't believe i actually forgot to post these

[theangrycomet]

we should have had a scene where Purah and Robbie freaked out WAY more about Link’s second close call with death and arm transplant given the fact that THEY WERE THE ONES TO MOVE HIS CORPSE INTO THE SHRINE OF RESURRECTION THE FIRST TIME.

They should have had literal war flash backs dammit

[yelenadelova]

“five tickets to barbie, please.”

[retrobr]

Beware, nation, a new LazyTown AU idea: Sailor!Robbie and Merman!Sportacus.

They could meet while Robbie was in trouble and almost drowning in the sea after some unfortunate incident with the ship and Sport saving him and dragging him to the shore. And then they become friends when they meet again :3

[sorrowfulrosebud]

Dear gravity falls fans, what do you think is at the end of the strange scavenger hunt?

[persimmon-draws]

I hope the one piece is mcr5

[misscouchpotatobew]

JEICE-MEGALON!!! (My dbz nerd is showing)

His body is probably going to change a lot. I'm happy with his face :]

Yes. Gigan is Burter(blue guy) ofc (burter reminds me of Solomon from the nes godzilla creepypasta)

I'll probably make him less Jeice themed later on but I was inspired by Jeice from dbz :]

He's actually supposed to be my take on Millennium Megalon if he was in Final wars! I really like to think about what would change if Megalon, Antonio, and Jet jaguar were in Final wars. (Antonio and X TEAM UP!!!)

I like to think they have a massive size difference like these two. Megalon tiny (totally am not going to make so Gigan can transform into a giant tank and megalon a rocket launcher that Gigan can carry around. I'm so strange for this.)

[olinblogin]

GRAVITY FALLS SEXUALITY HCS

(If you’re gonna be rude/homophobic/transphobic click off this now please :3)

Also slight spoilers for the Book of Bill

Stanford “Ford” Pines - Bisexual, DemiAroAce, if he gets to know someone enough he’ll try and hit it off with em (slightly biased bc I selfship with this dork)

Stanley “Stan” Pines - Bisexual (actually implied canon)

Mason “Dipper” Pines - trans (semi-canon) Bi-curios, questioning; Mabel tries to help him out discovering himself but we all know what her methods are like

Mabel Pines - bisexual (implied canon via bisexual flag stickers she has)

Jesus “Soos” Ramirez - straight ally 💕

Blubs & Durland - gay (canon)

Wendy Corduroy - bisexual (implied canon)

Robbie Valentino - biromantic, possibly demiromantic & asexual!

Pacifica Northwest - questioning, possibly aroace-spec!

Agent Powers & Agent Trigger - gay. Look at them. Just look at them.

Bill Cipher - considering this man got drunk after Ford “broke up with him” this is the gayest triangle ever— idk really have a sexuality I hc him as I think he just goes after whoever

Anyways I GOT THE BOOK OF BILL YALL RAGGHH

Alex Hirsch is making me go mad over here

[retroquarium]

I see so many people joke how Purah found the secret to immortality and didn’t even share it with Impa or Robbie and, while I think it’s funny, let me raise you this: Purah has trauma from the Great Calamity that has stunted her in the past

So hear me out. We know that Age of Calamity isn’t really canon but we can assume some things from it are, such as Purah and Robbie’s roles and personalities before everything happened. Purah was seen to be very aloof and maybe even too confident in their skills to stop Calamity Ganon, to be fair they had everything prepared and ready to stop it so why wouldn’t she be. But when things didn’t go to plan and the Great Calamity happened, hundreds of lives were lost, especially those who worked close with Purah like the champions, Link, and Zelda. This affected her greatly, causing her to realize what was really at stake and giving her a fear of death.

In the time after the Great Calamity, Purah began working on figuring out immortality, especially as she got older. She presented the idea to Impa and Robbie, hiding her true intentions under the guise of it ensuring they’d be there to help Link and Zelda when the time came. They both refused, as they had come to peace with the passage of time. This drove a bit of a steak between the three of them, which is why we don’t see them interact in Breath of The Wild

I believe in the events after Breath of The Wild and before Tears of The Kingdom Purah grappled more with her fears and trauma, especially after reconnecting with Impa and Robbie. They aren’t the same people she believed them to be before the Great Calamity and she isn’t either. I think Purah’s relationship with Josha is evidence of her accepting fate, passing down her knowledge to a successor

So yeah, I think Purah has more going on than just not wanting to share immortality :)

[smilesrobotlover]

Love how I’m Age of Calamity, Purah does her weird stuff and everyone just stares, and she gets a little embarrassed and moves on, meanwhile Robbie does his weird stuff and he doesn’t care. He keeps doing his Micheal Jackson impression and striking poses. I love him

[clownsuu]

I wonder what Frank's reaction would be to Howdy's visiting cousin... especially since Howdy would talk about his family, but now the rest of the neighbors get to see a relative? I can only imagine the antics bwaha!

(A silly thing, for you!)

AWEEE MY BB BOYO ;;;;; more for frank to absolutely obsess over got d a m-

[aceofstars16]

So…rewatching the finale…I noticed something that made me laugh way harder than it should’ve…and that’s Robbie…just…his face…

Look…

He’s just “uh…what…”

“Why is he holding my hand? Wait does he have six fingers?”

“What is going on here?”

Then of course his actual line of “I’ve never held hands this long and I am *very* uncomfortable!”

Dude literally just woke up from being a stone and he is so confused and uncomfortable it just….I makes me laugh so much 😂