#robbie's rambling

[miss-couch-potato]

I'm saying sorry in advance for making this. I hate it already lol

Uhhh don't worry all of my muts and followers I AM still making that Beach Bear art. I just needed this- NO actually I was forced to make this... yea...

[aria-greenhoodie]

WOE, NEXT SUMMER DESIGNS FOR SOME OF THE GRAVITY FALLS KIDS, GO!

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Pt 1/2/?

[dreamingaboutsakuratrees]

I think it's so fucking ridiculous that men have so, so many things catered towards them. Movies, shows, books, even sports. Things that were created and for a long ass time were only produced with men in mind. Things that women can enjoy too, absolutely, but to which they're not the target audience.

But the second a movie comes out that's not specifically targeted towards men, they start crying about inequality and "anti-men" and woke feminist agenda. The moment they see themselves represented in one (1) movie the way women have been represented since cinema exists, they scream about oppression and injustice.

[cheebuss]

Did a Barbenheimer viewing with my friend tonight in cosplay as Barbie and Oppenheimer! Drawings are referenced from photos of us in the theater! :D

[meraki-yao]

RWRB Movie: Firstprince Relationship Development as told through Condom types

(I can't believe I'm doing this lmfao what the fuck)

I saw a post about this on Weibo last year but I never saw it here lol

As we know, Alex and Henry practice safe sex and Matthew, Robbie and the props department made sure of that

But they also made the choice of protection have a character development

So you have Paris where we can see two opened condom wrappers on the left of the screen, one on the bedside table and one on the floor

Judging by the colour, that, is this

Extra Safe. I mean, it's their first time, so that makes sense

But then you have DNC, quite some time into their relationship, and we see this

A blue bottle of lube and an opened golden box

Now that golden box of condoms is this

...

"Skin-on-skin feeling" huh? Well things really progressed and they are clearly much more passionate, loving and trusting in this relationship.

AND THEN

you have Kensington where we presume they made love because of the situation and the fact that they are both naked and

What do you see on the bedside table? Books, two glasses of water, a photo frame, all standard stuff found in a bedroom. Anything related to sexual protection? Nothing.

So I'm just gonna assume they both got checked before they decided that they wanted the real skin-on-skin. If you wanna so deeper it can also mean that after the V&A they now trust and love each other without secrets or restraint.

So yeah firstprince relationship development as told through condoms

[retrobr]

I'm honestly surprised that LazyTown didn't have such episodes as:

An episode about a cloning machine that was originally designed to vaporize Sportacus, but due to Robbie's carelessness some kind of switch turns the machine to another mode and its beam clones Sport, perhaps even several times. Imagine Robbie's reaction if there were several sports elves lol

An episode about Robbie's temporary amnesia. He bonks his head on some object and this results in him forgetting the evil side of his personality. He starts to act nicely to the kids and even Sportacus, be fond of an active pastime, and even eat sportscandy without any disgust. The hit of the ball on Robbie's head puts everything back in its place

An episode about Robbie's birthday. He doesn't tell anyone about it, but somehow kids find out about it and set up a birthday party for him

[mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles]

PSA BEFORE I GO TO BED

STOP DOOMSCROLLING, YALL

IT IS. BAD. VERY BAD. YOU GET STUCK AND IT'S ICKY AND YOUR BRAIN GETS STUCK IN ICKY THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS

INSTEAD

LIKE I JUST SAID IN THE TAGS OF A POST

MAKE SOMETHING! DO SOMETHING BESIDES LOOK AT CURRENT EVENTS.

This past summer when political stuff was happening, I was already having A Time and I just started knitting more and watching Ghibli movies for hours on end- and it really helped. It not only took my mind off of the state of the world, but I was able to step back and be proud of my progress on my little project.

A rabbi I just talked to told me about how whenever the community was Going Through It, she was always prescribing art- she ran out of canvases because she gave so many away.

And making things really does help!

You don't need to just make things- play a silly little game, pet an animal (dogs are soft. warm creechurs. beloved (<- has a dog)), listen to a silly little podcast or music, watch a cozy show or movie.

But don't doomscroll. You get stuck and it's so hard to pull away.

But if you ARE stuck, take this post as a sign to just. Close the app. Close the tab. Stop now so you don't get even more stuck. Use this post as a pole to pull yourself out of the mud, or have someone else help distract you and pull you away from doomscrolling.

Stay healthy and safe, yall 🤟🤟🤟

[dariusaurs]

i have some criticisms of s2 but my main concern is why didnt yasammy get a kiss!!!

[akuma-tenshi]

i can't believe i actually forgot to post these

[goldetrash]

No way this is how I find out they share the same VA 😭😭😭

[miss-couch-potato]

Should I at one point make shitpost art of my mom's birthday experience at Showbiz Pizza in the '80s?

I know it's random but hearing her talk about was the most funniest thing ever 😭

[zombiedeers]

My own take on Monster Falls !!

I've spent genuinely HOURS going through folklore and cryptid and urban legend lists to come up with my own take on a Monster Falls AU, and I've begun drawing many of the designs,

But for noooowwww, the list of monsters as it is now !

Dipper -> Jackalope

Mabel -> Skvader

Stanley -> Hippogriff

Stanford -> Griffin

Soos -> Slime creature

Wendy -> Splintercat

Candy -> Púca

Grenda -> Drake

Fiddleford -> Myconid

Pacifica -> Futakuchi-onna

Gideon -> Will-o'-wisp

Melody -> Changeling

Robbie -> Wraith

If anyone has questions about choices or the creatures themselves feel free to ask !! I'm very very excited to draw designs for them all :D

[olinblogin]

GRAVITY FALLS SEXUALITY HCS

(If you’re gonna be rude/homophobic/transphobic click off this now please :3)

Also slight spoilers for the Book of Bill

Stanford “Ford” Pines - Bisexual, DemiAroAce, if he gets to know someone enough he’ll try and hit it off with em (slightly biased bc I selfship with this dork)

Stanley “Stan” Pines - Bisexual (actually implied canon)

Mason “Dipper” Pines - trans (semi-canon) Bi-curios, questioning; Mabel tries to help him out discovering himself but we all know what her methods are like

Mabel Pines - bisexual (implied canon via bisexual flag stickers she has)

Jesus “Soos” Ramirez - straight ally 💕

Blubs & Durland - gay (canon)

Wendy Corduroy - bisexual (implied canon)

Robbie Valentino - biromantic, possibly demiromantic & asexual!

Pacifica Northwest - questioning, possibly aroace-spec!

Agent Powers & Agent Trigger - gay. Look at them. Just look at them.

Bill Cipher - considering this man got drunk after Ford “broke up with him” this is the gayest triangle ever— idk really have a sexuality I hc him as I think he just goes after whoever

Anyways I GOT THE BOOK OF BILL YALL RAGGHH

Alex Hirsch is making me go mad over here

[sorrowfulrosebud]

Dear gravity falls fans, what do you think is at the end of the strange scavenger hunt?

[festive-unserious-fellow]

I know Robbie is supposed to be one of those edgy ass losers who constantly talk about how fucked up they are in the head despite having a completely normal homelife, but like... Idk man, he lives in a graveyard with parents who use glass caskets WITH BODIES INSIDE for tables, casually call him by his full legal name when they aren't even mad for some fucking reason, and are just kinda. Scary in general. I think he kinda has a right to be Like That, y'know? Obviously I'm not trying to excuse him being a douche or whatever(seriously who the fuck beefs with a 12 year old because the kid has a crush on their girlfriend?), but I think a lot of his personality makes much more sense when you look at him through the lense of "this is a 16 year old who was raised in a relatively isolated and scary part of town, with parents who do not treat serious things like death with the gravity those subjects deserve". Nobody that was raised in that kind of environment is gonna turn out well adjusted are you kidding me!?

[retrobr]

WOW WHAT'S THIS?? I MADE SOMETHING

My teeny-tiny contribution to the sportarobbie part of the fandom 🥹