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termagax · 1 year

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sorry tibs i couldnt bribg myself to talk about him on that post but junkrat would not fucking drive a car i know this. he is a beautiful passenger princess he has never had the opportunity to learn because the only fucker in australia with a vehicle is roadhog and he is NOT !!!! letting that gay little freak touch his bike. i think at MOST junkrat could be a guy with a shitty bike that he stuck an engine on and it was very clearly cobbled together in a garage and is only dubiously street legal but it can go fuckyournutsoff speed but i dont think he would ever have a car or know what to do with one if he did.

#roadhog has a line on circuit royale where he whines about wanting a car and so #cringe incoming #so ive had this idea kicking around where 🐟&🐭 steal one as a birthday gift but neither of them fucking know how to drive #and because roadhog is a Car Guy i think i could get him some beautiful vintage piece with a manual and ground wheels instead of the #hovercars. roadhogs bike is like the only ground vehicle we see i choose to believe that was a decision he made.#anyways. the joke is they dont know how to drive and they didnt think that part through when they were like lets steal a car :D

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