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You k2 artist

Coming FROM a k2 shipper

You guys disappoint me

WHAT IS UP WITH MOST K2 art… see here its all nice i guess but google,Pinterest and other websites/apps its literally like people only ship them for uhm s**ual purposes(I DO NOT.)

Like i feel like kysterion is like one of the only ways to get non gross k2 art sometimes…

anway k2, kysterion, kitenny and kiterion are awesome sauce and i need more of them EXCEPT YOU GROSS 18+ THEMS ARTIST STOP DRAWING THEM THIS INSANT 🤬

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Brian and Nicole dressed up as Nina and Jeff!! This was meant to be a sort of Halloween thing I had done but not.

Nicole is @roachtoes 's oc!! AN ABSOLUTE BEAUTY!!

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my mom had a really important conversation with roachtoes about skibidi toilet……

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:3

(In a pookie/friend wayy)

[theroachtoes]

me when i was in Elearning/online school.

Context: me in 2019ish-2020ish was absolutely STUPID. I had been searching horrible stuff on a SCHOOL chromebook for shits and giggles because for some reason i decided it would be better to not search it on my own phone? See i wasnt suicidal and ive barely ever thought of dying but i still looked up shit like “how to die without pain” which i totally couldve worded better because i was just curious about the most painless way to well 😵 and my mom had kept reciving multiple calls from the district (they had thought i was going to ATTEMPT it.😓) my dumbass was giggling the entire time my mom was telling me “DONT FUCKING KILL YOURSELF. THATS SO FUCKING STUPID” 😭which it is BUT I COULDNT TAKE IT SERIOUSLY AT ALL… like i told her i had missclicked on those (like the little search tabs and stuff WHICH I DID DO ALOT since i was really bad and chromebook stuff and typing for years,but ive improved now because of those damn TYPING CLUB things) anyway my dumbass did this like 8 times that year 😓

next the context of “K. K” see idk if tumblr would allow it so i censored it out of the text

I just didnt know what it was and searched it up on my CHROMEBOOK yet again

The “how to make a bomb” one was just me curious because i couldnt tell sarcasm through text before(look man me before was so stupid and unaware like i guess ive only started being uhmm like idk more aware about shit since last year because godamn has having moots changed me) anyway someone on a discord server had asked abt something about making bombs or something so i wanted to be helpful and i looked it up to tell them only to be greeted to it being blocked and my mom receiving a call

Hitman hiring. i thought i was cool. If i could get a hitman😓😭LIKE HOW WOULD I EVEN PAG ANYway and off my mom gets calls

Anyway i kinda wanna post about the old me but my eyes are shutting wnd i might need to eep slee

[theroachtoes]

HOW DO YOU DRAW CLOTHes ON DRAGONSS AGHHH (yes im drawing sp characters as wings of fire dragons/wings DEAL WITH IT. 🙀)

Extra info

Ike is an icewing

Kyle is a sandwing(possibly half seawing tho idk)

and if youve ever seen my qibli art and are wondering why kyle doesnt have a snout like the icewings or ike is because THAT IS THE SANDWING SNOUT. Qibli MIGHT be a hybrid since his snout is like the other wings (excluding sandwings, SOME nightwings and seawings) but thats my headcanon so like yeah :3 clearing confusion (for koser.)

I take suggestions! Although NOT ALL suggestions

and no this isnt really an AU its just for funzies (yes i know wof characters dont wear clothes but this is set WAYYYY in the future and ive just decided to make them act super human and stuff)

Yeah i was considering making an adult ike design (its in the left bottom corner of the ike picture) but i had no idea how to make that work with well icewings or any dragon

Alsooooo kyles hat looks super weird because HOW DO I PUT A HAT LIKE KYLES ON A DRAGON?? And plus sandwing crests ARE HARDY(well when i draw them) so thats why im considering making kyle a sea-sandwing since seawings have flexible crest/fins which could allow him to wear a hat :3 anywaayhh byebye

[theroachtoes]

KILL ME HE LOOKS SO MAD😭 HAAAHAH ALSO THEY GOT THE WRONG TITLE???

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Roachies SUPER EXCLUSIVE DOODLES

Plus a comic on kyle getting run over

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I HATE PIP HES SO UGLY AND HES BRITISH I HATE BRITISH PEOPLE GRRRRRR HE HAS NOODLE HAIR I fucking hate pip. Pip is a disgusting frenchie/brit(i know hes not a frenchie but he dont like being called that) even if he says otherwise, he can burn in the pits of hell since he is dead and while falling down there he breaks every fragile little bone in his stupid british body as his dead parents laugh at him while hes screaming “oh dear!” In agony whilst crying this little bitches voice is ear peircing im glad this little mother fucker is dead but he didn’t go painfully enough he could’ve been grinned into little bits slowly for my entertainment but no he got a fast death but he knew it was coming this little fucking british frenchie boy i fucking hate him he looks so fucking stupid too like he could so easily go missing and no one would care and no one gives a shit about it like they should like look at him trying to be all fancy wearing that at school no wonder hes bullied like who the fuck are you trying to impress dude. someone can rip each individual hair off of him and that wouldn’t be enough pain for his goofy ass, even the deepest pits of hell isnt near enough torture for him. “Whippy tippy too ta tralala “ or however it went SHUT UP jesus christ like ive said this noodle haired frenchie has a fucking annoying voice. i used to think pip was a girl (random fact) hes a little disgusting filth and im glad hes out of the show and dead hes literally so ugly im glad he was so mistreated. Like his face looks so stupid like im glad hes gone hes literally so ugly!!!!!! And hes british (b-b-british people twigger me..) honestly estella deserves so much better than this stupid idiot and for you dip shippers damien deserves so much better too and you pipbert shippers pocket does NOT deserve a boy as horrible as pip like “but hes nice!” I DONT CARE i still have a burning HATRED for this little guy. “Youve posted pip before without a problem?” WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT OK? I only make pip content for requests ill have you know. Anyways thats why i hate pip

(Ik ive copy n pasted this from my pip vent slideshow but do you reallly think i wanna write this again?)

[theroachtoes]

I haTEEE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME A TWELVE YEAR OLD. LIKE TF I AM NOT

Im not in sixth grade and thats final.

I dont act like a 12 year old and people have confirmed it even if i SOUND like one it doesnt make me one :3 well technically i was twelve before but thats how ages work you dimwits

[theroachtoes]

WHO EVER SAID KYMAN OVER K2 WHY🤬

Also people like k2 more than stendy??😮woAhzas

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my reason to keep playing🥺

Except for you draco. I dont forgive you for getting my gyro killed

Buyuttt draco and the others will NEVERR see this blog

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Hh)hvgv????bb!bb. S ss

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What the fuck

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Discord voice calls are sometimes INSANE….

Look maybe i shouldve been more aware since i just hop on vcs on random servers i joined..

But this one was just horrifying

Like bro there was ten or something people in it i had my mic muted the whole time except for when(im not gonna say the whole username for the sake of this person) sharko decides to say “im gonna get f*cked! On vc!”(censored because well tumblr idk im not risking it) and i just respond with “thats crazy” because honestly i didnt really care and then some guy started talking in the background and they go on mute for idk a few minutes i guess BUT WHEN SHARKO UNMUTES..you can guess it ok. It was horrifying it didnt even sound fake like 😨 ive been sent p===0====r••••n videos before so i damn well know what it sounds like and my OLD neighbors basically did it every night(not record but uhmmm did the no so silly “family time”) and it was just scary like tf.. then i remembered MY PHONE WAS ON FULL SPEAKER MODE. i panicked and left so fast😭 anyway discord is scary but i basically use it everyday 🙀 uhmmm yeah i have wayyyy more weird gross discord stuff that i could tell but this one happened today

[theroachtoes]

Bro who tf are these people following my insta… i post shit like “eggilws”